Best idea I've head this year. ;-)

Brilliant

Probably won't be allowed to enter. Will be classed as antisemitic owing to Israel being a competitor.

Hahahhahaa. That, I would sit and watch every single countries diatribe to see sir.

hatred is foolish nice avatar.

We sang something like it in 1776

@@DoveEnigma13 in Dutch, Spanish, German, French .. Etc.

Me too (and me neither). It's a lovely song although it's based on a strange equation: "the British" = 17 mil. people...

Glad for you guys over there! Now finish it with yer other burdens!!

@Robert Johnston apologies, I rely way too much on auto-correct. When I type "its" on my phone it corrects it to "it's" for some reason. I also have a horribly cracked phone screen so I often don't see spelling/punctuation mistakes.

@Robert Johnston Steady on grammar nazi, it's (lol) hard to type on a phone.

Thong Slapper Brilliant! I had to come back to your comment to praise it. Brilliant.

@Robert Johnston Ffs, mate,get ,a,life,!,!,'!'',,,

@Robert Johnston Quote: The SPELLING, GRAMMAR, and PUNCTUATION in these comments are ATROCIOUS ! I think you will find it should have been IS ATROCIOUS! Those who live in glass houses...…..

National Anthem, I think...

Thanks for the correction.

No no.....I think you should have stood by the pun, intended or otherwise! Excellent!

@Robert Johnston osser

@@Narsufin don't be so polite he thinks you did not mea6 the front page pung...

@Robert Johnston Don't be that guy.

@Robert Johnston no. He meant "hear, hear"

The OP is right. It's 'hear, hear'

@Robert Johnston no, its hear hear! As in listen .

No more like 'there there'. Now you just have to solve the immigration issues. Past and present.

Is this actually true? God I hope so I want to buy a crate!

I don't even drink But I will go to the local one of these in london and order one.

Remainers Tears...must be a very bitter taste!

@@andrewm9221 free refills tho

@@amojak It never runs out!

Thanks, look forward to you leaving as well. Whats your thoughts on Ireland rejoining the Commonwealth or putting an I into CANZUK?

@@theydontlikeitupem7363 Once we are up and running as a sovereign 'nation once again' with our own parliament making our own rules by the people for the people and closing the open borders...what our forefathers fought and died for before handing it over to our EU overlords, it's hello world we are a sovereign nation and we'd be delighted to trade with you and indeed form alliances and partnerships with nations..I'm open to any economic trade agreement where we all mutually benefit as independent and sovereign nations. You have achieved a great thing with your Brexit at last becoming a reality. That was so important for the rest of our beautiful European neighbours that you achieved this triumph. God bless you all 17 point something million of you!

When did the Nationalists in Ireland become like the SNP, international Socialists draped in the National flag?

@@sbbinahee Don't worry though mate, I predict The EU institutions days are numbered. They have a catalogue of looming problems. Disquiet amongst eastern nations, such as Viktor Orban's plan to break away, Salvini's likely return. Trump's plans to renegotiate their trade deal, as it's weighted in the EU's favour. Paris is aflame and little Jupiter boy couldn't walk the streets without getting lynched. Deutsche bank is teetering on the edge....and of course they've gotta fill the 12% deficit coming their way when we leave. Boris better screw em more by standing firm on returning UK waters. That way greater decent will form in EU nations such as France and Holland. God imagine the mess if we'd joined the Euro....thank frick we dodged that bullet. It's a matter of time before Eire is liberated!

@@christianadams9114 Not going into the Euro was the best or perhaps the only good thing that Gordon Brown ever did for the country. I hate the spineless twat but I thank him for that.

Just imagine the UK equivalent of Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, AoC etc Everybody's 'favourites' 😄

Fair point. I think it's fair to remember however that the British are (Some say overly so) very patient and fair minded. Kipling understood something of the British mind set in his poem "Beginnings" It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make good When the English began to hate. They were not easily moved, They were icy, willing to wait Till every count should be proved Ere the English began to hate. .... Plus, we've been stupid enough to allow ourselves to be disarmed. Whatever you do hold fast to your constitution, most especially 1st + 2nd amendments.

Yeh, that's cool. Copying our Bill of Rights, Law and speaking our language (badly) helps keep the Anglosphere together. I'm takin' the piss of course but ye may have a point, sort of. Us English last had to fight for our independence in the 10th century. We're not used to doing that, unlike everyone else who get conquered on a semi-regular basis. :-p

You surely heard the reference to "The US President - St Obama" and "back of the queue"?

We voted for Brexit long before Trump was elected. So you followed our example

Will do loud and clear.

to true

Gina Miller? Top drawer as well.

Richard Branson, Oliver Letwin, Heseltine, Clark, Hammond, Osbourne,

How could I have forgotten all of those?? Especially Gina Miller and the wet blanket that is Ewan McGregor. Edit: Terry Christian

And Prince Wilhelm... I mean William

You Tube will make sure that never happens or at least it never shows the correct count.

Well, I suppose it could be 4-0.... The 2017 election when over 80% of the public voted for parties that promised to honour the referendum result.(they all lied) ;-)

@Saviour AI Aye. Good point.

The only losers here are taxpayers, who have to fund all this nonsese, I'm afraid.

@Captain Insano Shows no mercy Quitlings. ....for 40 years We want another vote Patriotic Europeans Why was 67/33 not clear enough?

@@wiktoriaslominska8078 Pass the salt?

It has been proposed. A bank holiday for the June referendum date.

space inv Yes, quite agree. The remoaners have NO sense of humour.

we have good bloody cause for laughter

I’m the same 👍🏻

You need to go to Daniel Bostock on youtube, he makes hilarious videos.

andrewallison70 What about Alistair Williams’s We want to leave the Burger King? That’s brilliant.

Many thanks, and we have a cunning plan to send all the moaning, whining, crying remoaners over to you - don't worry, they're not staying, they're just going to build that wall, it will save all those Mexicans from having to get out of bed...

Gazza Clarkson Ahhh, making the Great Wall of the US out of mortar and bones. What an ecological decision! Saves materials, lowers the world’s carbon emissions. Send em over!

@@gazzaclarkson2547 Haha! I'm tempted by your offer. Let's weight the pros and cons: Pros: *Gets the lame remoaners away from good ol' Britain *The Mexicans could use a break, they just sent back about 2,000 people trying to caravan through their country illegally to reach ours illegally (www.nytimes.com/2020/01/24/world/americas/migrant-caravan-mexico.html) *Weak fools like being told what to do, they might be good workers if we said Karl Marx (or Corbyn) told them to do this Cons: *Socialists aren't necessarily known for their work ethic *We have too many of these same kinds to deal with here *I definitely don't want these folks voting here, so they'll have to remain Brits I think (with the power vested in me by the God Emperor Donald himself) I could allow this proposition with 3 conditions: 1.) Every time one of these whiny bitches complains, the wall they have to build gets 10 ft taller. Either we will cure their bitchiness, or we'll have a wall that could be seen from Jupiter. Either way...we win. 2.) At the completion of their work, we send them back to Lovely Mother Britain on all of the 737 Max's that Boeing was planning to scrap. We've got to do something with those planes. 3.) If at any point on the flight over, they return the their former bitchiness, we send them to the Mexican southern border to start all over again.

@@johnbuscher Leonidas had entered the chat.

@Jesper Jansen, I know it is a style of music which was popular in the west end during the mid-1800s and onward. Charlie Chaplin was a vaudeville actor as young before going to America.

EU = NAZI Germany all over again

What is this "again" you speak off? Best thing Britain ever did for Europe was leave it alone. If you say WW2, the Americans and Soviets would have a word with you. You needed Poles to win your own Battle of Britain. Shameful really.

@@funkymunky7935 can you provide me a link to where the EU has murdered over 6 million Jews please?

Funky Munky people like you are why leavers get pulled threw the mud

@@MrFoffof They don't need to. They imported millions of "refugees" and brainwashed leftists to do the genocide on their behalf this time

Stringfellow 1983 You can almost feel them crying inside

They should always be at the front,. so performers can spit on them.

Totally. Twisted little bitches :D

Thanks?

NO they said FUCK OFF

Is that the same Farage who is going to fuck off to Germany with his dual nationality and freedom of movement?

@Dee Smith ignore the brain dead twat

Tye... ruffled his velvet jacket a bit. 👍

Yeah he looked pist XD

Furiously tweeting the guardian shitrag to complain.. 🤣

there were some dead-pan faces in that audience, but to their credit they sat and endured the sentiments of the song.

@@tazzie2shoos Yep. I'm glad "most" of us in the West agree that democracy is better than the alternative (Nazism, Marxism, Socialism, The EU, etc.)

What?! You can't criticize a Jew, you fuggin' Nazi!

NAZIs are socialists. NAZIs are left wing racists

@@funkymunky7935 allied with christian right wing fascists, lets not forget.

@@Nick-hk2vz fascists are left wing, as are nazis, as are communists, since all are socialists

@@kainshannarra2451 no national socialists and socialists are 2 different things however 2 radicals on opposing sides are extremely similar to each other minus the people they hate

I live in Northern Ireland for 20 years by the way😊🍌