>> totally cocks up the tutorial, clearly understood it only superficially "Yeah, I've got this: bridges need parts. Let's try hard mode!" I love you so much Jon.
@soulsearcher96205 жыл бұрын
He's the greatest
@CommissarMitch4 жыл бұрын
Where all the Chaotic truly started.
@kieransaul27117 жыл бұрын
I like how Jon doesn't even stop to wonder why he's never seen a "bridge ballast" on a bridge in real life.
@Kevbo20408 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Jon to pieces, but I honest to god had to check the date this video was released to make sure it wasn't an April Fool's video, with the bridge layouts he was trying. Thank god he isn't an actual engineer.
@minerva91047 жыл бұрын
Kevbo2040 Yeah, not enough triangles
@malte2917 жыл бұрын
*B R I D G E B A L L A S T*
@Chumpal Жыл бұрын
@@minerva9104 You will never.
@zafranorbian7578 жыл бұрын
11/10 not enough bridge ballast.
@8Biit6 жыл бұрын
+15
@matildaaverkieva520810 жыл бұрын
My dad, an engineer whose mom is an architect, laughed his ass off watching this with me :DD
@ZefVolk8 жыл бұрын
20:30 you say shit and fuck. This day will be remembered!
@pluto31948 жыл бұрын
Who cares? It's not like he's one of those "kid friendly" channels.
@joshuali46677 жыл бұрын
he actually is for the most part, and if he does curse his voice is so nice no one cares :^)
@pluto31947 жыл бұрын
Joshua Li He tries not to swear, but he's not against it.
@flakypatches36977 жыл бұрын
I watched all of his Fallout Playthoughs and I always thought he was against it, I actually had to rewind, kinda funny :3
@Akeldama96 жыл бұрын
Flaky Patches He said fuck a few times during some of his New Vegas videos.
@bryanthomas13827 жыл бұрын
Sees suspension bridge made entirely of steel beams. Dis gun be gud.
@GamerErman20018 жыл бұрын
Is this a Kill Everything Let's Play?
@heatexchangerihardlyevenknower7 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@juanmorales59147 жыл бұрын
Prince Daniel O234 tt24456
@45da997 жыл бұрын
Jon: There's a hint Inner Jon: Ignore It
@thundersoul67958 жыл бұрын
All praise the almighty Bridge Ballast! xD
@timothymclean6 жыл бұрын
Apparently, bridge ballast is a real thing! It's nothing like what MATN is doing, but it's a thing.
@Aleblanco19879 жыл бұрын
As an engeneer this is amusing and hurting at the same time
@JoshuaBardwell9 жыл бұрын
Ale Blanco I feel the same way. Compression! Put the joints under compression! Not tension! I was laughing the whole time, though.
@duppi1019 жыл бұрын
Ale Blanco im not an engineer but i have been on a bridge. i have never seen any bridges like this
@maxluong29 жыл бұрын
Paul Dewsnip you've never seen bridge ballasts?! what a shame....
@acrspeed8 жыл бұрын
LOL I feel the same way. I completely lost myself at bridge ballasts and megastructure
@NikkiBudders8 жыл бұрын
+Ale Blanco then as an engineer, can you tell us wtf a bridge ballast is?
@bridgetphelan47428 жыл бұрын
MATN: Something is wrong with this bridge! Bridge: *falls apart because MATN didn't read anything that helps* MATN: Ahh yes. this bridge is in the water, bridges should not do that. More the reason that MATN is a youtuber and not a engineer.
@SleepyChloeFist10 жыл бұрын
At what point did he notice "bridge ballast" and just keep doing it on purpose? I was crying xD
@crispybacon79378 жыл бұрын
at one point you had a seven sided geometric shape on the left side and I was double face palming myself.
@Mercutio87910 жыл бұрын
You don't have the stress coloring turned on. Makes it a ton easier
@ManyATrueNerd10 жыл бұрын
I only discovered that was a thing when Claire played the game and found it immediately.. Real Bridge Architects don't need that sort of help...
@Mercutio87910 жыл бұрын
There goes my life's work.
@fryingpan897310 жыл бұрын
Many A True Nerd Hey, You should Play "Only If" Or Maybe you would want something other then Puzzles (Its really buggy too.) So Why not "Kerbal Space Progam" A bunch of good stuff in that, Physics, And little Astronauts. Or Maybe you would be interested in a slight *Cough Cough* Action *Cough* Puzzle-Ish Game, Like a really Popular one: Half Life: Source Or The second one, Half life 2? I'm giving you Some options here. None of those suit You? Too bad. Anyway, They are all on steam, so you can decide what to play (Half Life 2 Has a straight story to it, But you wouldn't get any of it if you didn't play half life 1, So you should Play Half life source first.) Thanks man. You might like Portal Too. (Great Puzzle game)
@JacobEllinger7 жыл бұрын
because it's a ridiculously reading intensive game and from all the years watching John I can say with confidence he really would not be able to play the game without someone personally holding his hand and twisting his arm if you get what I mean.
@tigersharkwoo4 жыл бұрын
Cus thats what hes doing wrong
@MarisaFan4119 жыл бұрын
i'm not an engineer or really that smart but i was just holding back a crazy amount of laughter "bridge ballast pivots" physics!?
@suttonmattp10 жыл бұрын
I am a physicist and this video made my insides hurt
@etherraichu5 жыл бұрын
My dad actually makes materials to reinforce bridges. Its his entire job, this stuff specifically. I sent him this video the day it came out. He's still laughing.
@Ultrared19018 жыл бұрын
Okaaaay ... welcome to medium one :'D I'm Dead ... 9:05
@toaofpi8 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Between the constant collapsing, and all the bridge ballasts, which was made even funnier by the counter (as someone who knows practically nothing about engineering, is that an actual thing?), this was one of the funniest videos I've seen. I was having a lot of trouble breathing by the end, and made a mistake of trying to drink water at one point and then started choking. Thank you for the video!!
@jedh37217 жыл бұрын
I was an engineer for several years, and both built and demolished several bridges. Watching this video caused me physical pain.
@TheOnlyKeksSuchti9 жыл бұрын
Jon: "Shut up! I can do this!" - Brigde: "Nope, I'd rather fall apart..."
@benpeters10017 жыл бұрын
fun drinking game: drink every time jon doesn't build a traingle
@Midget501910 жыл бұрын
You would probably like Kerbal Space Program... Dem physics.
@EagleKai10 жыл бұрын
Looks like he does have KSP, and he's put in about half an hour into it.
@CurryIsNasty10 жыл бұрын
YES! I want to see Jon play KSP!!!!
@fryingpan897310 жыл бұрын
Alright! That would be great!
@Wan199x9 жыл бұрын
this is why Many A True Nerd should never be an engineer :3
@ManyATrueNerd9 жыл бұрын
Wan199 I would be the Best at Bridg-engineering
@Wan199x9 жыл бұрын
Many A True Nerd i cant doubt you will be :3
@johnmcleod88368 жыл бұрын
+Many A True Nerd Crossbars could be turned off
@randomuzxd20118 жыл бұрын
+Gamers on KZfaq yeah
@washingtonirving38008 жыл бұрын
I like how he hesitates before swearing then swears anyway.
@brucezaro56847 жыл бұрын
I think he said "mega structure" more times than he said "bridge ballast"
@ayork58047 жыл бұрын
i've spent weeks watching your catalogue of games and you're just the most endearing, charmingly self-deprecating in a uniquely cocky way, smart, but with a good sense of humor, and somehow also incredibly kind? you're such a rare gamer and i'll never watch another gaming channel again. this video sealed it. i'm so glad i found you
@CallMeXPLOSION8 жыл бұрын
Jon you are embarrassingly fantastic at making bridges
@bupeldox57597 жыл бұрын
"Scientific and engineering background" 11/10
@Steve_A933 жыл бұрын
In 2021 this is still one of the best videos on the channel
@Chr15Andr3w8 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this so much more than I thought I would! Jon, I hope you never drive over a bridge made by anyone who thinks like you do...
@Gwennein10 жыл бұрын
gota watch out for those stealth bridges. theyll getcha when ya least spect em
@markallen62842 жыл бұрын
Always a classic. Even in 2022
@bwmcr9 жыл бұрын
Seriously one of my favorite MATN videos ever. HYSTERICAL.
@GhostGlitch.8 жыл бұрын
Dammit Jon, triangles!
@savanahtiger7 жыл бұрын
Oh Jon, you never should be allowed even close to a bridge from now on XD
@orlopcz7 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2017 and I was just shocked to hear Jon say "fuck" :D
@MrSniperfox2910 ай бұрын
I love the way Jon completes a level because the game has no collision detection
@dairyinthelibraryinn8 жыл бұрын
It's all about the triangles, Jon.
@colecarsten95327 жыл бұрын
It's like the "Jon Explains Cars" episode of the Podcats....
@JurijFedorov9 жыл бұрын
It's a really fine game. I recommend checking it out.
@brodyselby84067 жыл бұрын
Should've had a mega structure counter as well! XD
@jordanhawthorne83319 жыл бұрын
The pinnacle of relaxing TV
@CommissarMitch4 жыл бұрын
This is where Jon's Chaotic Stupid allignments truly started.
@joki91217 жыл бұрын
Hello Jon. any plans to revisit this game? Ive never been so infuriatingly entertained by something. you truly are a bridge Master in a bridge mansion
@afivey9 жыл бұрын
20:25 at 50% speed playback. Meanwhile in a mostly identical parallel universe (albeit where tea and coffee are outlawed and everyone has cannabis smoothies for breakfast instead) MATN's Jon is having his expectation's dashed in a very Michael Bay way.
@dcln52855 жыл бұрын
My math teacher showed us this video in class one time.
@dclements63927 жыл бұрын
One of the only videos I've ever heard Jon swear in hahaha
@church80778 жыл бұрын
As an engineering student, this was painful...
@Gilhelmi8 жыл бұрын
I recommend taking this to class and doing an MSK3000 style rift track.
@matthewpinson56810 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite MATN video.
@benjaminmiddaugh27297 жыл бұрын
Watching Jon fail to pay attention to the instructions the game gives him is always entertaining. That last bridge... Jon, review the concepts of tension and compression. That would probably help.
@DimitriAbbondandolo9 жыл бұрын
AGE OF ULTRON 2 DOESNT EXIST. LOVE YOU ANYWAYS JON
@martinberlese5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to know you can handle trains better now :)
@SilentNinjaPtrs8 жыл бұрын
Great video, i'm enjoying this much more than that Dark Souls video ;)
@christhewritingjester31647 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've laughed harder in any of the other dozens of videos I've watched thus far.
@roxasdog20169 жыл бұрын
I have no engineering knowledge, but the moment I saw the "bridge ballasts", I knew it would fail horribly
@goose27248 жыл бұрын
i'm not sure if jon is worse at dark souls or this...
@derain958 жыл бұрын
+sleuthDelicious Bridge souls...
@peacefulsurfer6 жыл бұрын
this just doesnt get old
@JoschiChr7 жыл бұрын
Usefull advice is given at the start of the level, Jon completely ignores it.
@DanKirkwoodTV7 жыл бұрын
25:37-25:54 This perfectly describes how Fox News will react to Trumps America
@jamesclark9767 жыл бұрын
Kirkwood New tariffs always prevail
@m1k3y487 жыл бұрын
17:32 Reads the hint out loud, then promptly ignores what it actually says.
@datdabdoe14177 жыл бұрын
Those Megastuctures look suspiciously like BRIDGE BALLAST
@saladiniv79683 жыл бұрын
everybody can make a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer (or jon) to make a bridge that barely stands
@randomuzxd20118 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm just 9 and I'm better at building a bridge cause I'm a bridge fan!
@ManyATrueNerd8 жыл бұрын
+RaNdOmUz xD You very likely are. I am very bad at building bridges.
@robkyle81998 жыл бұрын
Hello Just 9.
@steammausss1647 жыл бұрын
Many A True Nerd Your'e bad for building bridges in the video but its more fun to see You learing. ;) You Will get more good in building bridges by trying News strategy by your error. :D Your make very good vidéos. I can teach you some pro tips for buildings good and very solid bridges. i have a KZfaq Chanel and i am a girl gamer and i have. Fallout 4! i hope we can talk when you have Time! Have a very good day!!
@NotLordAsshat7 жыл бұрын
It's so weird thinking that Jon wasn't signed up for Steam up until this point.
@whatsername4659 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says bridge ballast
@shauryachandrawanshi14968 жыл бұрын
Who else thought he was gonna say bridge ballast at 21:04?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mazzalnx5 жыл бұрын
Sports bridge. Now I'm seriously going to have dreams about Jon and Clarkson, married, the mighty sports train going through the sports bridge...
@petemartin9988 жыл бұрын
omg as if bridge it is still being played, its been out for yeaaaaars
@courier6media6127 жыл бұрын
my favorite video.
@Bullet25fxbx10 жыл бұрын
The counter weight part. I fucking lost it.
@fryingpan897310 жыл бұрын
Since you have Steam now, You should get Only If. It's a free game...
@pyroswulfebane54105 жыл бұрын
Jon, I’ve been watching you newer content for about a year now, and I randomly stumbled across this gem. Wat the hellz m8? I thought you had a grasp of physics? Did this give it to you? Lol jokes aside can’t wait to see how RTWBI ends, and hopefully you notice the celts took Ireland and naturally you need to conquer them.
@praxisarms1036 жыл бұрын
Did Jon ever wonder why he has never seen a bridge ballast in real life?
@silasstryder6 жыл бұрын
Almost 3 hours into your skyrim benor's happy ending live stream. *the fuck is a bridge ballast* I thought and welp now I'm here, good video, glad you upgraded your mic lol *HAPPY 300K SUBS*
@soulsearcher96205 жыл бұрын
So much bridge ballast
@nahuatl309210 жыл бұрын
Please continue gods will be watching chapter 2 ending is shocking.
@TJMiton8 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest thing ive watched all week :D thank you good sir!
@andknuckles___17688 жыл бұрын
where did you go to learn about bridges? CaimeBRIDGE?!!!!!!!!???? Im not sorry
@MrWeedWacky7 жыл бұрын
I think the megastructure counter would be almost as high as the bridge ballast counter :P
@maccurtis730 Жыл бұрын
Julius Caesar: "Who hired a Classicist to build the bridge"?
@CommissarMitch4 жыл бұрын
"Shut up I get it" *Does not get it*
@bjrn20106 жыл бұрын
Jon, thank God you're not an engineer.
@pika99857 жыл бұрын
good good , still searching for an amazing bridge simulator builder game from like year 2002...not found it yet not remember it name
@adrianhaugan80708 жыл бұрын
Everyone, come place your bets on how many times he will say "boat" next time!
@NotLordAsshat7 жыл бұрын
I heard "bridge ballast" and came running.
@cherryoctopie9 жыл бұрын
Jon, where's the 'mega-structure' counter?
@corwinhyatt5199 жыл бұрын
"I was good at LEGO" as he ignores the clear print on the screen saying use cables... lol
@brandoncarlson15657 жыл бұрын
He traded bridge ballast for mega structure
@Rateus_Johanson8 жыл бұрын
Break point? When did this become virtual tennis?
@GodofKings77 жыл бұрын
Today I learned Many A True Nerd skipped out physics class XD
@maremaarten7 жыл бұрын
One of your most funny videos :-)
@tuomasnurmi73539 жыл бұрын
Your funniest video that I have watched so far! :D
@kitrana5 жыл бұрын
two pieces fell off of medium 2 actually. and it was because you didn't use enough bridge ballast.
@redgamer8217 жыл бұрын
Symmetrical is not an engineering term, it is a word all 5 year olds learned in math class.
@Retsonine7 жыл бұрын
+Roblox Man Ah, but symetricalise is a very professional engineering term. Very formal, very official.
@pluto31947 жыл бұрын
What 5 year old has math class? I think you mean someone in 4th grade.
@WingsOTWorld7 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't there a counter for "Megastructures" too?
@XenoTr0n7 жыл бұрын
it's the book thief sequel. Bridge theif.
@danieldressler434910 жыл бұрын
Awesome to hear you're playing some PC games. Maybe we'll see a Fallout 4 Let's Kill Everything on PC?
@doofusjohn84859 жыл бұрын
Many A True Nerd should way more subs!
@tikidog238 жыл бұрын
20:36. shit it doesn't really fit. eh fuck it... oh fu... "laughter" God bless Jon and claire. I love this channel