"I don't know what you are..." "Wha am ai?! A PEYRSEN!" I can't breathe...

"I WANT TO BE FREE!!" *Buzzer goes off* I couldnt stop laughing

"I WANT TO BREAK FREE!!" Simon: *buzzz* xD

A mime singing. Now I heard everything... literally

Give that Freddie Mercury pole dancing guy a blue overall, red shirt and a red cap and I promise he collects all the coins!

That two ladies are perfect for singing by a campfire where everybody is drunk 😅😂🤣

omg her looking through the rolled up paper while they're talking. completely cracked me up

I love these British terms like Nutters and Bonkers

"It was different, but different in a bad way." Classic!

Do you think the judges on BGT have more fun than they do on X factor?

"I WANT TO BREAK FREE" -*BUZZ* LMAOOO

WOW KELLY IS JUST BEAUTIFUL

"I want to break free!" *BUZZ* xD

Simon always hits the buzzer within the first 2 seconds LOL but hey the man knows his stuff

how did i end up here at 5 in the morning and why am i still watching

It's a TALENT show, for heaven's sake. Don't these people have friends who can give them the honest reaction the audience gives them. The audience have paid to sit through this.

The last guy singing "Love is All Around" was so OUTTA TUNE!!!!!!!

Dang the audience is harsh

Lol 3:50 Amanda looking through the rolled up paper hahahhah :P

the three consecutive buzzes at the start hahaha

It's funny how the people with no talent are always convinced that they are amazing, but the truly talented people never think they're good enough.

Thought id seen all the bad audition videos on KZfaq but harah! Ive found more! These cleanse my soul 😩😂❤️

,,Are u a dancer,a singer or just an idiot?" LOL

"i dont know what you are" AHAHAHA poor freddie

pole dancing to Freddy Mercury LOL !!!!

So glad they stopped the first guy before he had a chance to ruin a MICHAEL JACKSON song.

i LOLLED so hard... you wont believe

i like how as soon as amanda hits the button so does simon -.-

The old ladies are sooo adorable! :)

The guy singing Freddy Mercury and pole dancing looks like George from Seinfeld with a mustache. George would also probably do something like that.

Micheal Jackon is doing a one-heels spin in his grave

The "America's Got Talent" audience is absolutely BRUTAL in comparison. They've got it much easier in Britain!

The Christian Mime was awesome!

In America people used to think that Simon was really really rude! ... but you know.. in Britain.. every person in the audience..is a little Simon! lol

I love the first guy..pretty flirty and having such a beautiful face.

Is it weird that I actually liked the ladies in red?! I found it quite nice =)

What am I? A pierrrrson Ahahahahaha the way he says person is amazing

"BUT IT WAS PLAYIN' YESTERDAY!" lmao

Well it was playing yesterday!...some people are so dare and cool!

Trust me, I know this already! Not just Britain; make that the whole World.

Wow the audience was so cruel back then

6:26 first time Simon has ever flinched from the buzzer :P

New title: Britain's Need Talent

I love Britain. It's probably the only country I love more than my own.

LMMFAO..I've been lookin for all the peeps on KZfaq dat get X n I finally found..thanx so much for postin it n if u dnt mind could u continue to cuz dis is sum hilarious LMMFAO stuff :-D

those women with the guitar should be proud, simon buzzed last

Amanda was very cute at 3.52 LOL.

4:32 "I WANT TO BREAK FREE!"- *BUZZ*

I love Simon.

I couldn't hear the video because I was laughing too hard.

You don't pay to be in the crowd like most shows, you just go and sign up to watch.

these acts are just nuts!!!

I believe the audience is there so that the judges can get a good picture whether or not the general public will like the act.

Get some Excersice? The first guy's already a walking toothpick.

this is very entertaining in a certain way

this is the first audition that I saw where Simon buzzed as last

i love amanda holden and cheryl cole :)

Thanks Joedawg9 !

It was playing yesterday

I feel it in my fingers BUZZZ lol

Do they really teach that over there?! Australia is an amazing place to live, it's very multicultural and pretty much anyone one is accepted here, even "criminals"..

that comment was fab fair play to him....!!!

that audience is savage

Idea for a great troll for next year's show. I'm going to go and edit my PhD thesis on that stage.

4 min 55 They can take our lives, but they'll never take our POLE DANCES!

"And how old are you?" "FEFFTHEYI FEIIBLE!"

3:52 telescope paper LOL!!!

Oh My Darren Moynagh Is Purrffectt c;

i love how at 9:04 people are so genuinely disgusted that they actually started walking out

Oh dear. It’s hard to believe this gets on there.

"I want to break free" enought to get "PFFFF" from simon

you are right!

I feel like i can predict the future!!!! I saw that first woman and started thinking she looked like micheal jackson!!!!!!

at 6;36 the woman was so nervous, she started singing out of the other mic, look at judge reaction.

thats cause in America you get sued for calling someone "bad"

thank u for explainin that it always cofuzed me

tht michael jackson guy looks like bella from twillight xD

That was very rude of the audience to leave at the end it really was very disrespectful of them

The lord works in very mysterious ways, he created these people.

problem with this show it shows the judges and the crowd more than the act also they buzz to early I wanna see more evinced if their bad

look at that guy"s face at 4.43 #LOLZ ^ ^

3:51 "well, let's try if it looks better from this view..." xD

damn the last guy was so bad that people left the room XD

Britain's Got Talent reminds me of the Apollo Theater

lol brilliant! :)

The judges and audience are so rude ~♡PEACE♡~

Can people stop judging Brits as a whole based on this video? These people are not the BEST representation of talent!! UK sense of humour is hard to understand unless you have it :p

At 4:05, I swear he said he was ''55 bald?'' ahahaha

*grabs popcorn*

Lol, the Christian mime auditioned again last year playing the timbrel. Look up "Britain's got Talent Double Take."

i like britians got talent's theme song more than america's got talent one

That first guy is actually quite handsome (but that's just my taste)

I hate to say it, but that first Michael Jackson guy was actually quite fit.

@CanadianPunk74 LMAO She's looking through her role of paper xD

hahaha where do they find them?????

No one's forcing them to go up there, you know? These people HONESTLY think they can do it, so they're in for a harsh reality check. Some of them need it...

8:55 a wild snorlax appears!

my shoulder just clicked

The audience is like an ancient roman god that demands a blood sacrifice. Failing performers are this sacrifice.

Rofl! 0:33 "Nouu!"