Lister Diesel fire pump and Deutz Engine. Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left.
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@JeffCowan3 жыл бұрын
I work in software, but the process is identical.
@FuzzyPlushroom3 жыл бұрын
I've always been a hardware person. You can't take out your frustration on a chunk of code with a finishing hammer.
@bobdrooples3 жыл бұрын
Oh, to be the man who invents a hammer that can hit software.
@andrew24413 жыл бұрын
I work on the hardware your software runs on. You summed it up nicely, the process is identical their as well.
@MarcosElMalo23 жыл бұрын
@@FuzzyPlushroom Who says? Bring over your laptop and I’ll show you how it’s done.
@atcpadi13 жыл бұрын
I work supporting the end users using the hardware and software you fellas work on..... Beating a dead horse now but yes same process
@HISteve8083 жыл бұрын
"Everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough." I like that one.
@DeadStar120183 жыл бұрын
Make it a sticker!
@t_41783 жыл бұрын
needs to be a tee shirt
@robertparker24203 жыл бұрын
Yes, I am stealing that…..
@tag180rotax3 жыл бұрын
Tattoo worthy
@Waterdust20003 жыл бұрын
Stickers? yes.. sticker worthy.
@RustyorBroken3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to understand why you two keep each other around. When one watches the other operate you start to feel pretty good about yourself.
@trif553 жыл бұрын
Haha, god it sounds like dewclaw is often struggling to operate due to laughing too much!
@GashimahironChl3 жыл бұрын
It's called emotional support, it's a thing that the BROS do. The other type of support i know is more tangible, more physical, and is better suited for, but not exclusive to the BRAS.
@WojciechP9153 жыл бұрын
Per SAE Standard J1939, if you operate agricultural engines wearing sandals or barefoot, the oil never needs to be changed.
@DC_DC_DC_DC3 жыл бұрын
You coincidentally gave the number of car canbus lol
@RJ1999x3 жыл бұрын
It's not SAE standard J 1939 it was J1938.5 subsection 4
@FerociousSniper3 жыл бұрын
"I got my finishing hammer. For finishing things off." 🤣
@Shaun.Stephens3 жыл бұрын
I bet it's the very same one that finished off that Lister.
@TreyCook213 жыл бұрын
LockPickingLawyer: Never a fluke Dewclaw: Three Flukes and a penchant for white powder
@plebeiankangaroo52283 жыл бұрын
Dear lord, have mercy on this sinner who has not noticed the 4th holy Fluke peeking out of a bag at 4:06. It's just shy compared to the 17x, 37x, and the insulation tester.
@bobster19823 жыл бұрын
"Keep my feet outta shot" thats dewclaws onlyfans content 😂
@TreyCook213 жыл бұрын
Dag-nabit, and other alternative expletives! I've got to become a patron so I can be here early enough to make the good jokes. However, a good screenshot might bring in some change on eBay.
@armelind3 жыл бұрын
More like Hoof CLaw
@thegingerfredman3 жыл бұрын
Beat me to the punch there 😂. Touche. Should've known to read all the comments before posting
@FroggyMosh3 жыл бұрын
Female Co-worker of mine is outright terrified to show her bare feet, cause people might recognize her feet from her onlyfans.... This is the world we live in now. So I fully support dewclaws venture, and I wish him only the best and mostest feetdollars. May his Twitch be never leaked, and his simps be many.
@jeremiahblatz3 жыл бұрын
I imagine DewClaw has a WikiFeet page now...
@Laplagaable3 жыл бұрын
“It’s okay I didn’t need that grinder anyway” That grinder went straight to Valhalla
@Mstrofpup3 жыл бұрын
XD
@tmjmccormack3 жыл бұрын
Rewound three times on that one! Laughed harder each time. My Hiatal hurts!
@chrism69523 жыл бұрын
@@adamcobie4207 didnt he get that for free because there was something minor wrong with it?
@WoLpH3 жыл бұрын
Just a scratch, it'll be ok
@bobski33333 жыл бұрын
That was a fine real-world example of a yeet. The finest being the nuclear manhole cover.
@douglasedwards68303 жыл бұрын
Foot straps only = going to town sandals. One foot, one ankle strap = safety sandals. Two foot straps, one ankle strap = chainsaw sandals.
@thedoctor9073 жыл бұрын
Was trying my best to ignore the side loaded shackle, but it was giving me a the shivers in me timbers.
@matthewgreener11803 жыл бұрын
Was slightly puckered the whole time
@SeanBZA3 жыл бұрын
Structural shackle, it can be load bearing, at least once....
@IamShrimple3 жыл бұрын
Screw pins are fine to side load as long as you cut the working load limit in half
@thekingjdd3 жыл бұрын
The Conan reference was on point and don't worry about the watered down diesel just pour some Marvel Mystery oil down the cylinders rinse and repeat as needed for a lunar cycle and she will start rite up
@marcberm3 жыл бұрын
"What is best in life? To have your Fluke meters flayed out before you to hear the lamentations of their windings." OMG I'm F-ing dying over here! 😂🤣
@neverendingstudent3 жыл бұрын
Yep, that was the best part right there. No more AvE, we have hit the peak, there are no more heights to reach. Edit: damnit, I was wrong. Just heard the "everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough".
@mcboomsauce79223 жыл бұрын
"to have your fluke meters laid out in front of you and hear the lamentations of their windings" best joke youve made so far
@GrahamDallas3 жыл бұрын
That Lister has had some hot suppers in her time.
@aaronhall77403 жыл бұрын
They like to run backwards if it's not started enthusiastically enough haha
@theradioweyr3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronhall7740 I have a Deutz Diter D303-1 nearly new that loves to run back wards at the drop of a hat.
@Ivanovitch28853 жыл бұрын
So was it our fault or did we buy it dead? Fuckin' night shift man. They totally did it.
@Wulgreath3 жыл бұрын
As night shift, you can't prove nothing
@formdoggie53 жыл бұрын
As a night shift main, dont worry: I'll sharpie our departments name on the overnight delivery pallet. The department that actually owns it will make you move it in the morning -- but you'll have everything you need to fix it or an entirely new one.
@jr5401233 жыл бұрын
Hey daylight fucked it we just finished it off!
@Ivanovitch28853 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's not fight about what shift did it. Lets just make sure Jerry in security erases the tape and let management fix it!
@texasrox20103 жыл бұрын
It's a rule as old as time, if you can't fix it, then blame it on the night crew
@JBAutomotive7943 жыл бұрын
Dewclaw and uncle B are my two best friends I've never met before.
@Chris_Garman3 жыл бұрын
When my dad was working in Trinidad all of the local labor was given free steel toed work boots. They all cut them down into steel toed sandals. They were way better than the used car tire sandals they were used to wearing.
@nuclearmedicineman62703 жыл бұрын
When my dad was working in China, the local electricians would put a 2x4 on the floor before connecting hot wires with their bare hands to insulate themselves. Apparently the trick is twisting the wires together really fast and dropping the wire before the insulation catches fire from all the power being shoved through a wire that's a couple of gauges too small.
@Steve-sd7wk3 жыл бұрын
Come with me and you'll be in a wooooooooorld of OSHA violations.
@AndyGneiss3 жыл бұрын
Take a look and you'll see into your elimination.
@thekingjdd3 жыл бұрын
Take a look and you'll see your friends decapitation
@longbow64163 жыл бұрын
Thats the secret ingredient. Sshhhhhh
@timg603 жыл бұрын
Thank you @EmeliaHartford
@carbon12552 жыл бұрын
Oompa, Lumpa, health and safe-ty
@anthonywitham23053 жыл бұрын
You can't beat brute force and blind ignorance to complete the job! 😀
@Mr.Sparks.1733 жыл бұрын
Brute force - if it ain't working, you're not using enough of it
@anthonywitham23053 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Sparks.173 Tappy tap tap! 🔨 😀
@samrodian9193 жыл бұрын
@@anthonywitham2305 ha ha ha! She can eat her heart out!
@beaviswashere80093 жыл бұрын
Battery about to short and become a Bomb, Fixed with crowbar...."We're Better" 👍😎
@WeighedWilson3 жыл бұрын
Lucas makes batteries now?
@DarthBlazer.3 жыл бұрын
Why does it say you commented 4 days before this was published?
@Mr.Sparks.1733 жыл бұрын
@@DarthBlazer. patrons have access to AvE's time machine. Or maybe released early for them. I forget.
@MarcusLindblomSonestedt783 жыл бұрын
Well, it sure aint good, but at least it's not worse. 😅
@SeeDMT3 жыл бұрын
Sandals are actually standardized footwear on the wheel of pain, thank god we unionized!
@o0sKaDuChE0o3 жыл бұрын
Always a sketchy afternoon when the dewclaw is wrenching on things.
@schmitty693 жыл бұрын
"It's okay, I didn't need that grinder anyway" hahahahaha I had to pause the video for a good few minutes laughing over that one😂🤣
@docferringer3 жыл бұрын
9:20 I remember when AvE used to take a tool apart with allen wrenches and screwdrivers, but these days he goes right for the tool in the birkenstocks.
@kuhljager24293 жыл бұрын
The episodes with Dewclaw are the greatest! the two of you together make better comedy that each standing alone. "What happens on the farm, stays on the farm" "That's because its too broke to move"
@lukefery39393 жыл бұрын
Dewclaws wearing his boy scout shorts and safety sandals. Prepared for anything.
@gargarman3 жыл бұрын
Looks like he is already missing a toe!!
@anthonyc18453 жыл бұрын
“Everything’s s smoke machine if you use it wrong enough” That’s a quote for the books
@charlesangell_bulmtl2 жыл бұрын
Wisdom from the mouths of babes...
@briang.38203 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait for: AvE and Dewclaw; the movie
@steventhedog943 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the wedding
@MarcusLindblomSonestedt783 жыл бұрын
@@steventhedog94 I can't wait for a Ms AvE vs Ms DewClaw shoot-out. :)
@boboften99523 жыл бұрын
" Ave And Declaw Go To White Castle . " ..........
@mplewp2 ай бұрын
Ave & declaw rise of the machines 🤣
@RickDominick693 жыл бұрын
After watching Pakistan truck repair that is actually considered OSHA approved safety flip-flops.
@RickDominick693 жыл бұрын
@Jordon Carlson toes are really quite useless in some countries
@ricklarouche41053 жыл бұрын
All the boys needed was the background sound of traffic, sprinkled in with taxi and bus horns..haha 😆
@for2utube3 жыл бұрын
My flip-flops brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
@nicke19033 жыл бұрын
@@ricklarouche4105 yeah and dump all the fluids right on the ground too, shoes can't get wet if ya aren't wearing them.
@JohnDoe-tx8eu3 жыл бұрын
If you can fight a war through the mountains in them, you can definitely do most anything else in sandles
@stevemorris37103 жыл бұрын
"I need two repairable machines making into one machine that'll never work" Midas-Minus is on the case.
@Bigmanlittleboatcatfishing3 жыл бұрын
Fan fucking tastic. Those safety Jesus sandels are all the rage.
@Laplagaable3 жыл бұрын
Video posted 27minutes ago, yet your comment is from 4 days ago? Nani the fuck?
@mor4y3 жыл бұрын
Like a freakin idiot I jumped out my comfy van after a day's driving in my comfy safety trainers, went up a scaffold for 2 mins to give someone a hand, and turned my ankle and flew between the safety barriers and down onto my head.... 🤬 Rigger boots and safety boots only for me when I leave the van from now on, idiot me should have known better, the shake hands with danger riff was playing that day!
@mor4y3 жыл бұрын
And lol I just got a community safety pop-up for my last post, I was scratching my head as I even used freakin instead of it obvious replacement, the I noticed the name of the boots I'd used! 👀😬🤣
@DjSubstain3 жыл бұрын
@@Laplagaable Patreon people get to see this before the mere-mortals.
@sercasti3 жыл бұрын
Gotta admire dew claw's passion for collecting old broken diesel generators, such a hobby
@d.t.45233 жыл бұрын
So, this is what happens when the torch hoses don't reach! 👍
@thewholls71763 жыл бұрын
Here in Australia we would call those sandals…… “Chinese safety boots”
@ryanwatterson40383 жыл бұрын
He calls them Chinese work boots at 2:45 Universally known worldwide it seems
@TheHungrySlug3 жыл бұрын
But they can't and shouldn't be mistaken with our "Queensland safety boot".
@fordmud3 жыл бұрын
Aw hell not a Lister, or the peterless lister like we call em. Damn things are loud, vibrate like nothing you've seen before (good industrial option for the miss), and heavy. However I can pretty much guarantee the thing run no matter what. I found my 3 banger version laying on its side in the woods, guy said it was there for probably 15 years or better. Literally all I did was hook the battery cables up, didn't bother to replace the cracked fuel lines or even check the oil, damn thing fired on the first rotation and the chase was on all over the shop to get it to stop.
@maxasaurus30083 жыл бұрын
I still marvel that your associate answers to “Dewclaw” what a classic.
@EngineersGarage13 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't enjoy 2 guys hand cranking a Lister at Poon Lake.
@GreyPickett3 жыл бұрын
I love its tagged at "Poon lake"
@dolfandringa3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you guys get anything done together, but if I was around you two for any length of time I'd just be standing there bent over with laughter and tears streaming down my face. You truly bring the best out in each other.
@dominicokelly91603 жыл бұрын
Tell Dewclaw that ‘The Dude’ called- he wants his sandles back and compensation for his rug.
@chevellerr3 жыл бұрын
I rebuilt these in the Alberta oilfield all the time for pump jacks but not diesel natural gas.
@Ragecage3 жыл бұрын
"There's a good chance you can make one good thing out of two bad things". I found you can save a lot of time by doing it the other way around.
@mylifeisdope9163 жыл бұрын
We had an old 3 cylinder lister on the shrimp boat. Crawl down in the hold in the middle of February in a blizzard and she'd fire right up. Didn't even have a battery on it. I'd be willing to bet that old thing had over 100000 hours on it. Just hummed along like a sewing machine. Lovely old engines.
@thetable1233 жыл бұрын
Poor duclaw missed the memo on never working with children or animals.
@charlesangell_bulmtl2 жыл бұрын
"Children left unattended will given a right angle grinder and put to work." should be an AvE sticker...
@phibian003 жыл бұрын
I imagine the engineer who designed that thing would cry tears watching this act of savagery against his work 🤣
@DK-gu8bi3 жыл бұрын
Those engines will run tens of thousands of hour between total overhaul
@jeddi203 жыл бұрын
The kingdom of canaderp must be different than how we do things in the lower 48. A safety standdown is used to get a beer or three
@pauljensen70073 жыл бұрын
Dewclaw is wearing jeresulem joggers Hahahahah safety 3rd
@deercreekmechanical3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a 1958 Lister LD1 that’s been in the family since new. I have it belted to a 110v Niagara Generator.
@aaronhall77403 жыл бұрын
Got plenty of these in nz as fuel pumps still.... Work well if the person knows how to start it haha
@tactileslut3 жыл бұрын
So someone probably still is cranking out valves and bushings and gaskets from CAD recreations in his shop library.
@fuckyougoogle11483 жыл бұрын
@@tactileslut all the parts for my 1965 IH B414 tractor are made in India. I suspect that parts for the Lister are probably available through similar sources
@The_R-n-I_Guy3 жыл бұрын
Looks like that grinder is going to be on one of the next BOLTR videos
@jessewittman6463 жыл бұрын
“ I do go to the bathroom on occasion”. I’m rolling here my gosh that was funny. This is by far the most educational and comedic channel ever. Entertainment at its finest
@Xeroproject3 жыл бұрын
"DEWCLAW! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?" Best Ahnold impression in the entire Empire of Dirt
@prentissparker Жыл бұрын
When I was a very young man I worked on a barge tender that had an auxiliary generator that was driven by a Lister two cylinder like that. Wow. Thanks for the vid.
@vass9353 жыл бұрын
A dose of AvE and Dewclaw is just what I need after a long day. A warm linguistic bath if you will.
@s6940190013 жыл бұрын
."It's like it's an SAE flange" Just about lost my coffee! Got an honest laugh out of me
@frycookied45963 жыл бұрын
My job exactly. Been through this all. "Buggers hooped! Just yard it out, bud!"
@AcheForWake3 жыл бұрын
9:22 a was laughing for minutes there! R.I.P. That grinder
@samueljames93423 жыл бұрын
That's a funny looking boat anchor
@bluekouki863 жыл бұрын
“What do I do, just smash these in there?” I said the same thing on my honeymoon
@Equiluxe13 жыл бұрын
With Lister engines all you need is a bit of wet and dry to scrub the bore out and clean the piston etc. I once had one that had sat on the bottom of the river for six months and then on the river bank for another year. I stripped it down cleaned it up with wet and dry and some paraffin put it back together and it started with the first crank of the handle after bleeding all in a morning.
@tomkeehn3 жыл бұрын
10 hours of slingin wire, get home and sit down and I see you uploaded 5 minutes ago. Truly a good evening!
@jebusthegreat87423 жыл бұрын
Almost killed me with laughter after watching the poor grinder get power Forked right out of existence
@colinhamer65063 жыл бұрын
you guys have it easy in the UK we have to deal with whitworth metric and imperial temp in 'c speed in mph weight in kg 😥
@squelchstuff3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget British Association screws are still around too.
@colinhamer65063 жыл бұрын
@@squelchstuff ether
@cavemaneca3 жыл бұрын
I just love watching the two of you break things.
@markshort90983 жыл бұрын
That lister is we worth fixing, lister's are 1 of the most reliable engine's ever made
@gbones993 жыл бұрын
....battery crisis averted..... Jeezeless! Didnt need that grindr anyways lol.
@joebland53313 жыл бұрын
03:21 Sounds like Henry Kissinger was negotiating on behalf of the wall pixies.
@09alvaha3 жыл бұрын
Nothing pleases me more than knowing I also have every tool in your shots! Makes me feel as though excellent life choices have been made along the way
@eviltreechop3 жыл бұрын
nerds come in every flavour! these guys are just machine nerds
@vervi1jw13 жыл бұрын
My knuckles started bleeding just watching this video.
@rollercoastersrule3 жыл бұрын
Are your shackles over rated for the job? No problem! Just side load them till the rating matches the weight of your load! Only joking! love your videos keep up the amazing work!
@andrejsgelins92963 жыл бұрын
If you can unscrew them after use - you are still in ''over rated'' part :D
@rickabrams34222 жыл бұрын
i could watch you and the dewclaw forever. please post more :)
@FrenchCheeto0163 жыл бұрын
That battery fell and I was like. Hell yeah, this is gonna get real good.
@jacobc60893 жыл бұрын
Good to see you two having fun!
@randymckinney34103 жыл бұрын
Almost looks like someone gave her the dry chem to the intake.
@claytonatkinson8653 жыл бұрын
Fixed the run away lol
@jimbob58913 жыл бұрын
I bet that's it.
@philliasphog66893 жыл бұрын
"Dew claw, what is best in life? To have your fluke meters flaid out in front of you, to hear the lamentation of their windings, and to drop a generator on your Jesless sandals."
@stewartfraser28783 жыл бұрын
That battery, then the grinder, one two, christ I nearly shat myself laughing, Laurel and Hardy for the 20's
@Rook1013 жыл бұрын
the Conan quote.. perfection.
@ALAPINO3 жыл бұрын
Silly Dewclaw, there is no such thing as "too much cocaine."
@joshdudash14183 жыл бұрын
The grinder fucking off when the generator fell on it was just perfect
@cky2k2443 жыл бұрын
I have a lister AB1 aircooled Diesel engine attach to a generator. It’s rare to see them in North America. These engines will run on just about anything and they last forever! Awesome find Dewclaw!!!!!!!!!
@ricklarouche41053 жыл бұрын
This is the lilliputian version of the last prefucked up generator..
@coldtrader47373 жыл бұрын
They are unused and on the side of a dogs leg , evolved as useless ... get it now ☺
@snoopytheace44873 жыл бұрын
Watching him work on a diesel makes me wish that AVE and ZIP TIES AN BIAS would do a video together.
@kyledavidson87123 жыл бұрын
Mint
@macca4623 жыл бұрын
"for sale, not on sale... I know what I got!" Pure gold!!
@DrDiaMedic3 жыл бұрын
"Stop, the battery's about to short on one of the crossails" *moves it a few inches with a giant METAL bar* "Okay, we're better" GOLD
@michaelbrean44403 жыл бұрын
"Were doing this 3rd world country style" love your humor lmao. Also your videos are never long enough, one blink and they are over
@MonsieurPopu3 жыл бұрын
Nice, but safety sandals works better when paired with white cotton socks.
@briangarrow4483 жыл бұрын
I laughed at your comment until I looked down at MY feet. Sigh…
@Customisbetter23 жыл бұрын
I love having dewclaw mic’d up!
@StephenWebbone3 жыл бұрын
Mine Pup, worked on both of those engines back in the later part of the 1900's. Do not miss it😆
@dean1173 жыл бұрын
Old red sun... looking smokey in the interior. We had a whiff of it out on the coast this morning. 😔
@andycollins39783 жыл бұрын
Gonna love those Cambodian safety boots
@aaronhall77403 жыл бұрын
You can still get a ton of new parts for those listers, got a crank casing late last year no trouble... Good fun they are to work on...
@jimc14013 жыл бұрын
lots of those 1 cylinder and 2 cylinder Lesters of that vintage on the north Island . That lucus to delco starter adapter is valuable as well as that delco starter if it's the ccw one.
@raymondmucklow37933 жыл бұрын
Don't low ball me, I have a dewklaw in Sandals.
@theskepticalnegativist10043 жыл бұрын
I like this show, the new indian guy seems ok..😊
@TheDrumminjay2 жыл бұрын
"It's OK I didn't need that grinder anyway" oh man I died..lmao
@JHamilton7913 жыл бұрын
Dewclaw is graceful like a swan on those forks. Poetry in perpetual motion
@mikepelletier13993 жыл бұрын
See... the problem is you only had 2 of the 3 meters hooked up. Any damn fool knows you need at minimum 3.
@porkchop16053 жыл бұрын
How else are you supposed to measure 3 phase? 🤣🤣🤣
@nicholasviney59753 жыл бұрын
you will find a lister engine in almost every corner of the world
@GashimahironChl3 жыл бұрын
"it's uh, it's got some funny fasteners on it" -Zooms into "made in england"
@mkultra45423 жыл бұрын
We had an old Lister engine here on the farm in ZA as our only source of lectrcicity, We used to pull-start it by wrapping an old woven belt around the flywheel . . .then grab the end of it and run out the door as hard and fast as you can . . .sometimes the belt gets caught by the flywheel . . .the frayed ends of the belt attest to that..and the scrape marks on the ceiling . . .no safety sandals those days.