I work in software, but the process is identical.

"Everything's a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough." I like that one.

I'm starting to understand why you two keep each other around. When one watches the other operate you start to feel pretty good about yourself.

Per SAE Standard J1939, if you operate agricultural engines wearing sandals or barefoot, the oil never needs to be changed.

"I got my finishing hammer. For finishing things off." 🤣

LockPickingLawyer: Never a fluke Dewclaw: Three Flukes and a penchant for white powder

"Keep my feet outta shot" thats dewclaws onlyfans content 😂

“It’s okay I didn’t need that grinder anyway” That grinder went straight to Valhalla

Foot straps only = going to town sandals. One foot, one ankle strap = safety sandals. Two foot straps, one ankle strap = chainsaw sandals.

Was trying my best to ignore the side loaded shackle, but it was giving me a the shivers in me timbers.

The Conan reference was on point and don't worry about the watered down diesel just pour some Marvel Mystery oil down the cylinders rinse and repeat as needed for a lunar cycle and she will start rite up

"What is best in life? To have your Fluke meters flayed out before you to hear the lamentations of their windings." OMG I'm F-ing dying over here! 😂🤣

"to have your fluke meters laid out in front of you and hear the lamentations of their windings" best joke youve made so far

That Lister has had some hot suppers in her time.

So was it our fault or did we buy it dead? Fuckin' night shift man. They totally did it.

Dewclaw and uncle B are my two best friends I've never met before.

When my dad was working in Trinidad all of the local labor was given free steel toed work boots. They all cut them down into steel toed sandals. They were way better than the used car tire sandals they were used to wearing.

Come with me and you'll be in a wooooooooorld of OSHA violations.

You can't beat brute force and blind ignorance to complete the job! 😀

Battery about to short and become a Bomb, Fixed with crowbar...."We're Better" 👍😎

Sandals are actually standardized footwear on the wheel of pain, thank god we unionized!

Always a sketchy afternoon when the dewclaw is wrenching on things.

"It's okay, I didn't need that grinder anyway" hahahahaha I had to pause the video for a good few minutes laughing over that one😂🤣

9:20 I remember when AvE used to take a tool apart with allen wrenches and screwdrivers, but these days he goes right for the tool in the birkenstocks.

The episodes with Dewclaw are the greatest! the two of you together make better comedy that each standing alone. "What happens on the farm, stays on the farm" "That's because its too broke to move"

Dewclaws wearing his boy scout shorts and safety sandals. Prepared for anything.

“Everything’s s smoke machine if you use it wrong enough” That’s a quote for the books

I cannot wait for: AvE and Dewclaw; the movie

After watching Pakistan truck repair that is actually considered OSHA approved safety flip-flops.

"I need two repairable machines making into one machine that'll never work" Midas-Minus is on the case.

Fan fucking tastic. Those safety Jesus sandels are all the rage.

Gotta admire dew claw's passion for collecting old broken diesel generators, such a hobby

So, this is what happens when the torch hoses don't reach! 👍

Here in Australia we would call those sandals…… “Chinese safety boots”

Aw hell not a Lister, or the peterless lister like we call em. Damn things are loud, vibrate like nothing you've seen before (good industrial option for the miss), and heavy. However I can pretty much guarantee the thing run no matter what. I found my 3 banger version laying on its side in the woods, guy said it was there for probably 15 years or better. Literally all I did was hook the battery cables up, didn't bother to replace the cracked fuel lines or even check the oil, damn thing fired on the first rotation and the chase was on all over the shop to get it to stop.

I still marvel that your associate answers to “Dewclaw” what a classic.

Who doesn't enjoy 2 guys hand cranking a Lister at Poon Lake.

I love its tagged at "Poon lake"

I don't know how you guys get anything done together, but if I was around you two for any length of time I'd just be standing there bent over with laughter and tears streaming down my face. You truly bring the best out in each other.

Tell Dewclaw that ‘The Dude’ called- he wants his sandles back and compensation for his rug.

I rebuilt these in the Alberta oilfield all the time for pump jacks but not diesel natural gas.

"There's a good chance you can make one good thing out of two bad things". I found you can save a lot of time by doing it the other way around.

We had an old 3 cylinder lister on the shrimp boat. Crawl down in the hold in the middle of February in a blizzard and she'd fire right up. Didn't even have a battery on it. I'd be willing to bet that old thing had over 100000 hours on it. Just hummed along like a sewing machine. Lovely old engines.

Poor duclaw missed the memo on never working with children or animals.

I imagine the engineer who designed that thing would cry tears watching this act of savagery against his work 🤣

The kingdom of canaderp must be different than how we do things in the lower 48. A safety standdown is used to get a beer or three

Dewclaw is wearing jeresulem joggers Hahahahah safety 3rd

I’ve got a 1958 Lister LD1 that’s been in the family since new. I have it belted to a 110v Niagara Generator.

Looks like that grinder is going to be on one of the next BOLTR videos

“ I do go to the bathroom on occasion”. I’m rolling here my gosh that was funny. This is by far the most educational and comedic channel ever. Entertainment at its finest

"DEWCLAW! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?" Best Ahnold impression in the entire Empire of Dirt

When I was a very young man I worked on a barge tender that had an auxiliary generator that was driven by a Lister two cylinder like that. Wow. Thanks for the vid.

A dose of AvE and Dewclaw is just what I need after a long day. A warm linguistic bath if you will.

."It's like it's an SAE flange" Just about lost my coffee! Got an honest laugh out of me

My job exactly. Been through this all. "Buggers hooped! Just yard it out, bud!"

9:22 a was laughing for minutes there! R.I.P. That grinder

That's a funny looking boat anchor

“What do I do, just smash these in there?” I said the same thing on my honeymoon

With Lister engines all you need is a bit of wet and dry to scrub the bore out and clean the piston etc. I once had one that had sat on the bottom of the river for six months and then on the river bank for another year. I stripped it down cleaned it up with wet and dry and some paraffin put it back together and it started with the first crank of the handle after bleeding all in a morning.

10 hours of slingin wire, get home and sit down and I see you uploaded 5 minutes ago. Truly a good evening!

Almost killed me with laughter after watching the poor grinder get power Forked right out of existence

you guys have it easy in the UK we have to deal with whitworth metric and imperial temp in 'c speed in mph weight in kg 😥

I just love watching the two of you break things.

That lister is we worth fixing, lister's are 1 of the most reliable engine's ever made

....battery crisis averted..... Jeezeless! Didnt need that grindr anyways lol.

03:21 Sounds like Henry Kissinger was negotiating on behalf of the wall pixies.

Nothing pleases me more than knowing I also have every tool in your shots! Makes me feel as though excellent life choices have been made along the way

nerds come in every flavour! these guys are just machine nerds

My knuckles started bleeding just watching this video.

Are your shackles over rated for the job? No problem! Just side load them till the rating matches the weight of your load! Only joking! love your videos keep up the amazing work!

i could watch you and the dewclaw forever. please post more :)

That battery fell and I was like. Hell yeah, this is gonna get real good.

Good to see you two having fun!

Almost looks like someone gave her the dry chem to the intake.

"Dew claw, what is best in life? To have your fluke meters flaid out in front of you, to hear the lamentation of their windings, and to drop a generator on your Jesless sandals."

That battery, then the grinder, one two, christ I nearly shat myself laughing, Laurel and Hardy for the 20's

the Conan quote.. perfection.

Silly Dewclaw, there is no such thing as "too much cocaine."

The grinder fucking off when the generator fell on it was just perfect

I have a lister AB1 aircooled Diesel engine attach to a generator. It’s rare to see them in North America. These engines will run on just about anything and they last forever! Awesome find Dewclaw!!!!!!!!!

This is the lilliputian version of the last prefucked up generator..

Watching him work on a diesel makes me wish that AVE and ZIP TIES AN BIAS would do a video together.

"for sale, not on sale... I know what I got!" Pure gold!!

"Stop, the battery's about to short on one of the crossails" *moves it a few inches with a giant METAL bar* "Okay, we're better" GOLD

"Were doing this 3rd world country style" love your humor lmao. Also your videos are never long enough, one blink and they are over

Nice, but safety sandals works better when paired with white cotton socks.

I love having dewclaw mic’d up!

Mine Pup, worked on both of those engines back in the later part of the 1900's. Do not miss it😆

Old red sun... looking smokey in the interior. We had a whiff of it out on the coast this morning. 😔

Gonna love those Cambodian safety boots

You can still get a ton of new parts for those listers, got a crank casing late last year no trouble... Good fun they are to work on...

lots of those 1 cylinder and 2 cylinder Lesters of that vintage on the north Island . That lucus to delco starter adapter is valuable as well as that delco starter if it's the ccw one.

Don't low ball me, I have a dewklaw in Sandals.

I like this show, the new indian guy seems ok..😊

"It's OK I didn't need that grinder anyway" oh man I died..lmao

Dewclaw is graceful like a swan on those forks. Poetry in perpetual motion

See... the problem is you only had 2 of the 3 meters hooked up. Any damn fool knows you need at minimum 3.

you will find a lister engine in almost every corner of the world

"it's uh, it's got some funny fasteners on it" -Zooms into "made in england"

We had an old Lister engine here on the farm in ZA as our only source of lectrcicity, We used to pull-start it by wrapping an old woven belt around the flywheel . . .then grab the end of it and run out the door as hard and fast as you can . . .sometimes the belt gets caught by the flywheel . . .the frayed ends of the belt attest to that..and the scrape marks on the ceiling . . .no safety sandals those days.