British People Aren't Racist - Daliso Chaponda | On the Mic

British People Aren't Racist - Daliso Chaponda | On the Mic | Universal Comedy

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Күн бұрын

Daliso Chaponda talks about racism in Britain and going to a British school.
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@jessicaboisabi7905 Жыл бұрын

“My school thought I had a better chance of running into the ghost of julius Caesar than another Africa “ 🤣🤣

@hilenijoseph8496 11 ай бұрын

*African

@kiranrajbpcl 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm going into him" literally cracked me up. The way he delivers his jokes is really funny

@barrakelmahmoud 2 жыл бұрын

that got me good

@danijelandroid 3 ай бұрын

Don't want to ruin the joke. Don't want to tuin the joke. Hope I'm not ruining the joke.😅 He couldn't point at his father because of the rope.😂

@communistyoutube 2 жыл бұрын

British: why are all these foreigners coming here foreigner: you just spent a decade teaching me where do you think id go. I fucking lost it this guy is a comedy genius keep up the great work man.

@enawilson3210 2 ай бұрын

This is the third time today I've watched him .I have sore sides from laughing great comedian ❤

@thomasgodridge5945 2 жыл бұрын

This man is brilliant. And also correct. As someone from Yorkshire, there's two things in this world I can't stand: people intolerant of other cultures...and Lancashire.

@msamour 2 жыл бұрын

Lol! X)

@locastmincer 2 жыл бұрын

But Lancashire is cheese god.

@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728 2 жыл бұрын

Still got those sore looser vibes over there eh? 🤣

@justelliot4870 Жыл бұрын

@@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728 tbh we're still a little salty about the war of the roses

@BullyHunter501 Жыл бұрын

@@justelliot4870 bro let it rest its been few hundred years xD

@elsiegama1474 2 жыл бұрын

As a malawian...am so proud of youuu! GO DALI!!!🇲🇼♥️

@ganju_san2675 Жыл бұрын

His half Zambian & half Malawian

@DAZZER435 2 жыл бұрын

It's nice to have some positivity being spread about the UK, it's a refreshing change.

@yellowgreen5229 Жыл бұрын

Clearly he hasn't come across Ugly Patel

@tufo6306 Жыл бұрын

Tell me about it

@tufo6306 Жыл бұрын

This and the euros, something to actually be proud of

@creepercraftguy5326 Жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this guy in Britain's Got Talent 5 years ago or so. He is EASILY one of my all-time favourite comedians, and I don't say that ironically. I thought he was brilliant and I'm so happy to see he's getting the attention he deserves. He has me rolling in laughter every time. And not just because of the jokes he makes, but the way he delivers them is peak. I will always respect this man.

@donadeavera9608 Жыл бұрын

Me too

@jonathanwalther Жыл бұрын

He's really brilliant. And his routine is a prime example, of who is delivering the joke/message. Most of what he's saying would be (correctly) racist, if delivered by a white non-foreigner.

@Ibochic1 Жыл бұрын

Now HE deserves a Netflix special!.

@binkybinkbm Жыл бұрын

This guy isn't only funny he's got charisma not to mention that he's a genius!!!! Brilliantly done! Keep up the amazing work!!!! Don't believe in political correctness myself!!!!

@alexforce9 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is not only funny but a pure hearted.

@ranroon273 Жыл бұрын

and so smart and well- educated

@lynneleeluckdowsing6654 Жыл бұрын

Alex Force, Strange - I was thinking the exact thing.

@loikvokhidov7688 2 жыл бұрын

this guy is such an amazing talent, come to Malaysia please

@karlheinzegger9790 2 ай бұрын

His voice is a great asset.

@ngalahansel6066 2 жыл бұрын

As a Cameroonian (West African),I could relate to a lot of the African jokes he made. I've lived in South Africa 4 years now and Cape Town hardly feels like you're in Africa and so a lot of what Daliso is saying kind of applies

@AncientOneFamily. Жыл бұрын

Probably like north America. Mexico is a very different place culturally and foods are very different from Canada. Even from Northern US to Southern US is very different in accent, food, weather, and culture.

@chimychimes Жыл бұрын

That's Central Africa 🥺🥰🥰love from West Africa

@1NatureGod Жыл бұрын

@@chimychimesthere is no such thing as central africa. West east north and south

@Inquisitor_Vex Жыл бұрын

Have you seen that other clip with him? “What’s your name, Tuesday?”

@niagara6015 Жыл бұрын

@@AncientOneFamily. That is not what he meant. He was referring to Cape Town being a functioning and well run town because the people of the Cape provinces have voted in a different political part than the political party that is doing a very poor job running the the rest of South Africa Basic infrastructures are crumbling here under the ruling party, a perfect example would be the lack of electricity - look up loadshedding in South Africa & the corruption in Eskom which is a government owned company so they refuse to allow any competitors.

@carrissamcwilliam5757 2 жыл бұрын

Love you Daliso. I am so pleased to see you still performing. I am a huge comedy fan. You're a funny guy. Blessings to you from Manchester 🙏💕

@marioprawirosudiro7301 2 жыл бұрын

So, do you like him because he's funny, or because he's not from Liverpool? 😄

@mrfweeis 2 жыл бұрын

@@marioprawirosudiro7301 LOL

@thewheatfields8852 2 жыл бұрын

@@marioprawirosudiro7301 Beat me to it, was about to respond "And no blessings to you from Liverpool" 😄 Well meant of course. So nice to hear him describe the uk so positively.

@carrissamcwilliam5757 2 жыл бұрын

Ha you got me😁 🤣I think he's hilarious and I wish him great success

@Olivia3641 2 жыл бұрын

I’m from Texas, and I was took one of many trips to Colorado or Utah on a ski trip each year. One year in ski school, a kid asked me if I ride horses to school.

@sithlordrj8883 2 жыл бұрын

I'm multiracial, white/Rajput etc..but I was born and lived in India...when I came to the UK at 14 for school, this girl comes up to me and asked if I lived in a hut. I just burst out laughing, as the main house I lived in was probably as big as the bloody school building....stereotypes!

@Doing_Time 2 жыл бұрын

I'm from California...horses, bicycles, skateboards, skates, motorcycles...it's all good, as long as you've got a secure stable when you get there...unfortunately the cops here won't even arrest the rustlers if you've a GPS strapped to you pony, let alone hang em

@peacechannel2837 Жыл бұрын

One of the smart stand up comedian ever🤣🤣. Love it

@chobelaw1344 2 жыл бұрын

The devil pointing to the Dad is the best part

@themusicman1556 2 жыл бұрын

I'm born and raised in America, never been anywhere outside of America, and yet I still know enough about other countries to understand their cultures, we have google it's just some Americans are not only stationary but also quite lazily ignorant.

@treelure 2 жыл бұрын

Im from the US and honestly I don't understand why he had a hard time over here? He's absolutely hilarious 🤣 Please come to Michigan, I'd love to hear you're jokes in person!

@humate9980 Жыл бұрын

I think segregation did a bad number🤣🤣🤣

@user-jo4ol8hl9o 3 ай бұрын

Many foreigners have a hard time with your folks. Dumb questions and insensitive remarks. That’s off putting.

@redheadedpsycho4566 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Daliso, for complimenting the UK/Britain (where I live) you really made me smile :)

@barrymcguire7124 2 жыл бұрын

The british done exactly the same here in IRELAND you don't have to go all the way to Africa for stories like that every country in the world collectively hates the english 🇮🇪💚🇮🇪

@redheadedpsycho4566 2 жыл бұрын

@@barrymcguire7124 charming and you have proof? and I'm sorry, but I come from Irish grandparents, and they didn't hate us or they wouldn't have married my grandfathers...

@barrymcguire7124 2 жыл бұрын

@@redheadedpsycho4566 I never said every person I said every country and if you have a look at the legacy that england left in countries around the world the truth is there for you to see but look at it from the natives point of view not the imperial English one and I didn't write the history I'm only pointing it out 🇮🇪💚🇮🇪

@redheadedpsycho4566 2 жыл бұрын

leave the past alone. leave the past alone. i have loads of Irish friends and family, i've never heard them complain about what happened with us 2 counties. you're the first though

@barrymcguire7124 2 жыл бұрын

@@redheadedpsycho4566 whats in the past your country is still occupying six of our stolen counties unless you consider today the past

@fernandosanchez9726 2 жыл бұрын

the Holy jokes where so good LMAO

@masontee8775 2 жыл бұрын

hilarious af but this crowd is tough

@freidafree810 2 жыл бұрын

some of those faces could freeze the sun...awkward...

@arellatikvah 2 жыл бұрын

Much too tough! He is funny with a capital F!! 🤣

@Chr.U.Cas2216 2 жыл бұрын

👍👌👏😁😁 Really fantastic! Hilariously funny guy!

@Stolesher Жыл бұрын

I'm eastern european and I worked in america couple of years back and the manager one day asked me if we have cars in my country or we still ride horses? I was walking around that place with an iphone for days and this was her ice breaker ...

@Ghredle 8 ай бұрын

Oh your manager is well traveled and highly educated…. She knows that your country has horses

@Tryst46 Жыл бұрын

He's one of the best modern comedians I've seen for a long time, most of the others, I can sit through without even a smile.

@billybobkingston5604 2 жыл бұрын

Very good, religion sketch reminds me of Dave Allen, greetings from Ireland

@billybobkingston5604 2 жыл бұрын

@Big G no thanks

@NjonjoNdehi Жыл бұрын

Latin was offered at my former high school here in Kenya but I couldn't be bothered. We did however learn Kenyan history, especially the fight against 70 years of British occupation. 🤣

@tillymynt9054 Жыл бұрын

😂

@BryanChance 2 жыл бұрын

He's a great comedian!!

@paulotim7908 2 жыл бұрын

Being an African I find it interesting when a fellow speaks about all that happens in our daily lives...

@nathanhon1784 8 ай бұрын

“I’ll go to McDonalds, order a burger; Holy cow” I died 😂😂😂😂😂

@OnepieceofRivia 2 жыл бұрын

This crowd is tough….

@mackenziematola6095 2 жыл бұрын

The crowd feel pressed and and sort of guilt cos Dalitso is addressing some of the atrocities that most white ppl doesn’t know their ancestors did to other kinds of ppl. They don’t know whether to laugh or not coz most of the things are terrible, but they are learning through comedy now so that a good thing!!

@yoshtheknife Жыл бұрын

@@mackenziematola6095 what atrocities did whites commit lol. Did you see the Chinese literally eating each other and the Africans enslaving other tribes and sending them across the sea. The white man is pretty tame compared to others.

@kekyt8377 2 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree that British people in general are not racist. I just love British people. Never once was I being abused as a foreigner. In fact they treated me like their own. I missed UK very much. And now they also have one of the kindest PM in Boris Johnson.

@Algaean 2 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean :(

@gumball1216 2 жыл бұрын

I loved this

@ekolteenarp Жыл бұрын

Oh man what a finisher that was! Hilarious set! I hope to attend one of your shows someday.

@merlapittman5034 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Daliso until I saw him on QI. He is so very funny! This is great!

@AccountAccount-pn5hz 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best comedians on 🌎 earth!

@palatina6626 2 жыл бұрын

Daliso, you are a genius!

@mr.ambientsounds1291 2 жыл бұрын

Its true. I also went to a british school and we learned english and french. Granted we also learned kiswahili but english was the primary language used for everything and we learned no other african languages. We also learned american and british history and not much African history. I can tell you about the montgomery bus boycott but not much about the history of my own continent.

@section5760 Жыл бұрын

Then learn it brother.

@mr.ambientsounds1291 Жыл бұрын

@@section5760 I've been learning about it on my own and its quite a shame that the school system didnt find it important enough to share witb students.

@section5760 Жыл бұрын

@@mr.ambientsounds1291 but why should other country’s teach African culture and history?? Surely that should be African country’s teaching that. If I moved from Britain to just say Kenya I would what to know about that country it’s culture it’s history it’s language and so on . That’s just my opinion. Have a nice day friend.

@jamesrivers8182 Жыл бұрын

@@section5760 British did not want colonial Africa teaching the true African history to kids as it would inspire hate against Britain and Europe.

@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын

@@section5760 I'm thinking he meant a "British" school in Africa. So, you know, you _would_ expect a school in Kenya to teach Kenyan history, wouldn't you? Instead they teach British history. Not sure why they still do that after independence...inertia, perhaps?

@paulinegodding9680 Жыл бұрын

Totally agree..... absolutely hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Travels438 Ай бұрын

He is absolutely brilliant! My favorite comedian. Love from Asia❤

@angelinathedrifter 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂❤ had me rolling. Thanks

@jimmymathew093 3 күн бұрын

never laughed so hard for any standup in first 11 minutes!! He is funny as a human can get... I was careful not to knock the things on my desk during the laugh

@dsilverleaf4668 Жыл бұрын

@ Universal Comedy. This comedian has some serious skillz. The UK jus might have their own Dave Chappelle in this man. Laughter is a rare medicine. Plz cherish him eh . Much ❤ from Canada 🇨🇦

@rb2538 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is amazing 🤩

@streamyx78 2 жыл бұрын

i am stilll laughing at your jokes even after watching it a few times :)

@bombflict5466 Жыл бұрын

"We're coming to arrest you...where do you live?" 🤣😂

@godwin4935 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going into him...is the best cliffhanger ever!

@BeHappy-rq9ql Жыл бұрын

😀😀😀😀😀😀 intellectual humour using facts ....great talk 👍

@felunasola Жыл бұрын

the jokes about turning everything holy got me rolling

@skiesboi Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard, I am actually crying....thanks for that.

@manishkumar31191 Жыл бұрын

Gold standard ⭐️

@into_the_void 2 жыл бұрын

"Do you think that a Trump figure could get elected in the UK ? " Boris Johnson nervously laughing in the corner

@wamlartmuse2983 2 жыл бұрын

The very last bit 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@sas2300 2 жыл бұрын

Thats reality most people don't care about others race or religion or any of that type of stuff, we're all too busy just trying to survive day to day, pay the bills, put food on the table, keep a roof over our heads and look after our families. This guy is funny.

@chimychimes Жыл бұрын

True...

@therealtotem 2 жыл бұрын

Funny im still in tears ! He aint wrong tho even in the u.s most my white Gs, all british and till today they spit facts at ppl they color on my behalf, they one the best homies to have. i show em respect always fr People like this are rare tho

@catherinejames2734 2 жыл бұрын

Well that had me belly laughing 😂

@SphynxsShadow 2 жыл бұрын

Wow I'm only 1 min in and I get it's comedy but that strikes a chord with me... I'm an NZer (New Zealander/Kiwi) but Irish and Scottish. even though New Zealand was a colony of England and all of our things are essentially the British way of doing things, we grew up learning our countries history. Learning all facets of it. The bad and the good. To me that feels wrong to have been brought up not being taught your countrys history (or in the case of Americans, being taught it correctly). It feels like a net loss for the world. One less person to pass that history on. I hope things have changed since then. I know exactly 0 about what is taught in African Schools at any time but i would hope they at least learn their own languages, their own history, and their own traditions...

@onaona. Жыл бұрын

This guy is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@teemaro5703 2 жыл бұрын

The curriculum part...maaan! It's too real.

@victorkhonyongwa131 2 жыл бұрын

That was a nice perfomance Homie

@MegaAlexison 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard when I said I’m going into him ... I’m pretty sure his dad runs so hard

@jimmymwale2000 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 I can imagine the shock on his Dad's face

@hamishmchargUK Жыл бұрын

Daliso is brilliant! - UK.

@tinyqx5427 2 жыл бұрын

im crying about the satan joke

@lindalovell9796 Жыл бұрын

Really hilarious 😆😆😆

@demondragon4381 4 ай бұрын

This is guy is great lol

@mohammedaqeebyusuf7811 Жыл бұрын

This guy is amazingly funny

@naturalblockade3412 Жыл бұрын

People need to understand that this guy is a comedian and not necessarily telling the truth. For example, African history was taught in my school in the mid-1960s. My school also offered an African language.

@livewelllivegood7724 Жыл бұрын

Very thoughtful words and history put into joke

@RagnarokMic 2 жыл бұрын

And many Americans never leave the country for a simple reason...we poor.

@lewisedwardson7776 2 жыл бұрын

Leave the country? I can't even afford to leave the state!

@antygona-iq8ew Жыл бұрын

That was good

@jaredbasic5743 Ай бұрын

LMAO this was brillaint.

@janetmackinnon3411 Жыл бұрын

This man is so funny!

@tiltedhalo9888 2 жыл бұрын

1:21 PREACH

@sandersjones1577 Ай бұрын

I love it

@musathandoe3526 2 жыл бұрын

My fav guy

@bushmechanicmalawi4841 2 жыл бұрын

Representing MALAWI

@MG-iy1oh Жыл бұрын

the ghost of Julius Caesar! nice one!

@gyupdates4784 Жыл бұрын

Have never laughed alone like today 😂

@donquixote1502 2 жыл бұрын

Daliso is very intelligent and very funny indeed!

@reighniz4488 Жыл бұрын

Please come to Virginia Beach in America! I want to sit in one of your shows!

@DcnMaria 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the next series... "The exorcism of Daliso's Father!" lol

@qerysir4410 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@olemauda6187 Жыл бұрын

holly cow got me

@dalibofurnell Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh ! Daliso ! My name is Dali !

@Tamraparni-TY Ай бұрын

The Best

@millerquinta6064 7 ай бұрын

"Yoh dawg, you from Africa?" 😂😂😂😂😂

@spectator4786 Жыл бұрын

Interesting......very interesting about the schooling....in colonial hong kong they learnt about Chinese history...... very interesting. Also, my favourite comedian out therem

@msamour 2 жыл бұрын

I really like Daliso. He's an excellent addition to the UK comedy crowd.

@jesterpkl 5 ай бұрын

"Yeah?" hahahaha

@McaTrickyOfficial Жыл бұрын

Good job chaponda😂😂🙌

@JogieGlenMait16 2 жыл бұрын

Duuuuuuuuddddddeeeee, he is good.

@driveincanada9713 2 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@OwenPlant532 9 ай бұрын

That Satan voice LMAO

@ashishhoodamitti1169 Жыл бұрын

Did anyone notice, his voice and his laugh doesn't match🤣🤣 when is speaking its a high pitched cute voice, when he is laughing he sounds a deep dark voiced man🤣 its so funny

@janetmackinnon3411 Жыл бұрын

Your school curriculum sounds pretty much like the in Scotland in the fifties and sixties. Oh, how I was bored by the Tudors!