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"A London-based think tank, whose origins and funding we haven't looked into..." Brilliant satire which describes the situation better than the journalists who should be telling us who is pulling the strings behind the scenes.

So close to reality, it's hard to tell if it's satire or not.

if only this lovely story was just fiction.

I love how you capture the psychological nuances the mainstream media uses, and take the urinary tract excretion out of it. 🤣

We could also privatise our water, so our rivers and coastal areas are properly fertilised.

Genius. It's like subtitles on a Tory speech on the NHS.

I think it's unfair to say Politicians are handed thousands of pounds by Healthcare companies, they only give them hospitality tickets to award ceremonies or sporting events so that they can meet the average voter. Occasionally they may help with travel by paying for or lending a plane or helicopter, but that's just what anyone would do for a friend.

As an NHS worker I can truly say this is on point and not satire 😢 seriously, they are after dismantling it for profit, it’s already set up for it, (which is already a terrible management strategy), and I don’t think most people understand what they will loose 🤔 drop your NHS dentist, (if you have one), then see how much it costs 😞🌀

I am sick of seeing those selfless and hardworking people in Parliament vilified yet again. Well done this unbiased news report that is courageous enough to tell the truth. Anybody would think our politicians are corrupt and self-serving the way people go on about them. Well, I have to go now as the nurse wants the crayon back.

Even the current Labour party want to sell their proudest achievement to the private sector with Wes Streeting on record as saying "I want to hold the door open to the private sector into the NHS". I bloody well despair as do most of my NHS colleagues.

A real life horror story.

Hitting the nail on the head!! So, obviously I'm now racing straight to a Private clinic , to remove this nail from my head!! Brilliant ❤😂

"... for reasons." Brilliant!

Sadly real life is mirroring satire on this subject. Our local mental health trust has just spent a shed load of cash on private management consultants. 😡😡😡

*THE DIGITIZED NHS RECORDS* are one of the most valuable assets in the world - they are worth billions and billions of €£$ ONLY the UK have 75 yrs records of everyone in the population from birth to death, from their eye colour to their case and age of death, their job, their location - you can even work out how RAIN affects cancer. This is a massively valuable national asset. Universities and the NHS could develop THE BEST AI DIAGNOSTICS IN THE WORLS and sell them to other countries. Please for the love of God don't tell me they have sold them off for pennies...?

"Yes, but who makes all the money out of these data units....er...customers. What's that? You call them 'patients'? LOL. How quaint"

Just been charged, 2 grand for a broken leg,, thats private health care for you,, PS thank god i didn't break the other one,,,

I love the exotic backdrops that the reporter films in, it really showcases the beauty of Britain. Just out of interest, where was that industrial estate with the spiked fence?

Brilliant guys. I give this one a nod.

2:10 furiously nods agreement while mind drifts elsewhere 😂

That gentleman & random member of the public, wearing the cap looked strangely familiar. Anyway, I for one think the NHS should be completely privatised, even more than it presently is. That`s what a bloke in my local pub says, & he knows everything because he talks loud, fast & never thinks before opening his mouth. Nigel is his name, but he`s off to a jungle somewhere. Apparently it`s a popularity contest, that`s shown on television. Nigel will definitely win, because he`s such a wonderful guy who`s never wrong about anything ever.

... for reasons. 😂

The NHS should be privatised because we know how successful privatising the water industry was.

Personally, I don't think privatisation in the UK will ever happen, but what a lovely dream.... 😂😂

Good one again. Satire is the best

I was already laughing when the nodding started, then I had to pause it in case I spat my tea out

Says who? What about asking the British Public for starters!😡

Thankyou for another lovely story, about the truly lovely companies who serve all of the lovely people, at the end of another lovely week of loveliness👍

privatize health and big pharma will have a field day. the Bill to the public will actually be billions times more and the tax payer or shall i say the state would still be paying especially for the cover of lower income earners or those who get caught out. its a ruin.

I am a ibt sad that pre paid being converted into "FREE at the point of access" was not included in this piece. Its neurolinguistic programming by government to their partners in the media designed to reduce the perception that the NHS is ours and has value. Otherwise good sketch.

A month in the US as a non rich person should cure that illness.

Why don't we privatise our government? Or if we already done that?

This one hurt more than a rectal examination with an oily speculum.

It would be laughable if it wasn't the future.

Fantastic thanks

Fantastic. Where do I invest? I am fully committed as I live overseas and sometimes visit the UK to buy your assets cheaply now that your wonderful Government have depressed your economy, well, what might be left after they stole the rest..

Actually as a former NHS clinician it served its purpose in 1946 but today it is totally abused. It will not survive as the UK's decline continues and if it's so good why does no other nation copy it?

I have got to pay over 7 hundred pounds next week for a removal of a tooth its disgusting

Finger on the pulse once again!😅

Wes Streeting’s close friend interviewed there…

Loving the noddies 🤣

Spot on lads, spot on.

Oily Speculum, running in the 4:30 at Chepstow.

So true!

I’m weeping with laughter and disdain in equal measure. I’m going to post both a happy and weeping emoji to reinforce this. 😂😢

They probably want to charge an extra 2k for the speculum lube

Brilliant!

Mothers Fury looking a bit dishevelled there. Has he been out with Michael Gove again on the Colombian Marching Powder? As ever chaps it would be even funnier if it wasn't so depressingly accurate.

The truth hurts, especially if it is a colonoscopy done with a scalpel made from old tin cans without anaesthesia because your health insurance doesn't cover that.

2:10 We now have a live action Wallace and Gromit

Great video as always.

What you don't understand, if your mate in politics hands you a big wedge first, these private costs literally pay for themselves, with a little left over for a yacht or two.

Great video as always... Nods ...

Oh yes the Think Tank🙄

If only this wasn't so on the button

I don't think the pubilc supports privatisation of the NHS however

Love this stuff.

Have you been taking nodding classes, they were 1st class!

Lovin' your reporter du jour Mad Bastard's hair style.

Unfortunately, about to become reality. United Healthcare Alliance are the Actual overseers of NHS England. So, hierarchy goes - DHSC to United Healthcare to NHS England. They already have buyers for every sector of the NHS, and most likely, NHS Records goes to Foreign State or Military. It will be largely privatised before main everyday hospitals and immediate logistics ate remaining. All for pennies in the pound. This has been planned since Blair 1997, and has been rolling out ever since. If you want people to blame, then never vote Consetvative, Labour or LibDem

Hilariously and tragically accurate

Another great video, Ken. Keep it up, Bro.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love the video thar was ace 😂😂😂😂😂

Unfortunately true.

Oh, that is good.

I am just recovering from watching this video news report. I was left in an almost catatonic state, looking glazed-eyed at the computer screen, mouth dropping open in a "WTF, is this real?" motion. Emotions ranging from desperation, to anger, to despondency, back to anger, then to violent action thoughts, then wonder, followed by despair and more anger. This is not parody, this is a direct copy, from the future, of the Daily Heil channel news on YT. I've seen these two people before. This is 30P Lee and Beast Gullis pretending to be a frontman and a journalist. Bloody great video. I must go and recover now. Cleaning the chest freezer should help.

Doubt this very much its only the rich that would say this the fact that ita a london based think tank says it all

Subliminally stirring British indifference into Lemming-like compliance.

The nhs has always been privatised at its core; GP practices are private companies. Look it up.

Morning champs!

Thank god this isn’t true.

Just to say. I don't know what to say.

More fact than fun in this one. Good work but I wish it would stir the Great British Public to get off their a#@$s and do something about it. I'm nostalgic for the days when I could bang a pan and feel I was contributing something worthwhile.

btw lads, this is fuckin hilarious , beautifully done

Management groups already run a dozen or more GP surgeries at a time, turning it into a franchise operation. GPs meanwhile, seem to be hoping for occupational health gigs (writing a report into why an employee shouldn’t get early retirement is the main staple there, with or without direct examination of said employee). Not a problem? They are after all businessmen/women, self-employed and not employed as staff by the NHS. The problem is, the GP you have, that you may ask for a rebuttal report if you re the employee in question, will not tell you they have a side-gig as an Occupational Health specialist. You are worth one lousy report for £250, probably in your lifetime. A gig as an OH specialist kicking lazy employees’ applications for early retirement to touch, might run into dozens of reports a year, at much better rates. What your GP does for the half-week he or she is not at your surgery, does concern you, believe me. Take care all.

Health is overrated anyway, much like school teaching.

There is no comprehensive, qualitative and quantitative empirical statistical research to show evidence that the public unanimously support the privatisation of NHS! More thorough research and objective surveys as well as over a longer period of time frame need to done to get a more representative empirical statistical evidence.

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#Gbeebies

I know it's a joke but don't forget the hundreds of thousands of US citizens who become bankrupt over health charges.

Obviously you ahead of the Tories new policy .

I have been in bed all day and have better hair than Mr Fury

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What is the point of having sharp funny political satire on KZfaq when I have BBC news reports at home?

I sometimes think you two aren't taking this news thing seriously. 🤨

Are you stealing ideas from the new Argentinean President? Or giving him more ideas?

Hair-raisingly accurate.

tories continuing to use the trump cult playbook.

I am not sure full privatisation is wise but quite honestly I am not opposed to privatisation to help improve services. The population is also getting wealthier so it may help to have the truly poor have such a service.

Rubbish you've got ot do wrong.

Shut up and take my money.

Lets let the chinese buy the NHS, and then the people can pay for all GP appointments. This will allow the money to be transferred to large british contracting companies that deserve to be treated better ...

complete nonsense.....where do you get this bollox ?....