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7 ай бұрын

Questions have been raised over whether Father Christmas' methods are ethical in the modern age.
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@Jim1255783 7 ай бұрын

Also, blatantly discriminatory against poorer kids, gifting far more in both quantity and value to children from rich backgrounds, thus perpetuating and increasing the inequality.

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

An excellent point!

@retrogiftsuk4812 7 ай бұрын

Blooming Tory Santa ! Living in the North Pole to claim non dom status. I bet he used the VIP lane to sell PPE (made by the little people) to the government.

@sharfold 7 ай бұрын

Sensible parents will tell the children that one special, but not too expensive, gift comes from Father Christmas and the rest come from the family.

@andrea8764 7 ай бұрын

This is what we did. ‘Santa is just a helper to mum and dad when it comes to prezzies’

@andyduffy4687 7 ай бұрын

Lovely story. Lapland looking as beautiful as ever at this time of year.🎄

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

Gorgeous isn’t it?

@TankEnMate 7 ай бұрын

@@larryandpaul Nothing beats a magic Christmas bypass.

@malahammer 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for bringing us live to the front line for every single report. No expense nor fear spared.

@adrianrutterford762 7 ай бұрын

Well Done Guys. Traffic looking very busy in Lapland. The concept of Rudolf off his antlers on Columbian Marching Power brought a tear of joy to my eye. Certainly a “Lovely Story” just before The Festive Season.

@WildcraftBritain 7 ай бұрын

Merry solstice chaps 🎉😁🌅 thanks for the shows this year 🙏 British comedy ain’t dead, it’s just gone “underground” 😉 keep it up and have a good content New Year 🙌🏻 (an election year to, perhaps the best gift 🎁🫣)🌀

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

Thank you sir!

@wuntbedruv3477 7 ай бұрын

Poor old chap, but I have to say that at least Mike Graham can grow concrete on his farm, so he is of some use.

@johnpoile1451 7 ай бұрын

But there will be no one to pick it when it's ripe.

@wuntbedruv3477 7 ай бұрын

@@johnpoile1451 never thought of that, oh dear!!

@davidsmith5523 7 ай бұрын

How many micro aggressions equal an actual full sized aggression?

@fran_terry 7 ай бұрын

8, just like sneezes and orgasms

@uplink-on-yt 7 ай бұрын

If we're using the SI prefixes, then it's a million. But if we're using the Greek word meaning "small", size doesn't matter. It's the effect that counts.

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

😝

@davidsmith5523 7 ай бұрын

@uplink-on-yt I was curious whether there was a correlation between this classification and Napolean complex.

@piccalillipit9211 7 ай бұрын

@@uplink-on-yt I measure my pen!s in Greek centimetres...!!!

@tonyjones2436 7 ай бұрын

What a lovely seasonal story ☃🎄

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

We agree!

@Emanon... 7 ай бұрын

Brilliant! I Grunt-laughed at the Mike Graham bit. Poor Mike Graham, thick as concrete.

@oskarh5060 7 ай бұрын

I'm up to date. Thanks.

@dianedixon5545 7 ай бұрын

Thanks guys. Thanks for the laughs all year. All the best for the festive season.

@bradw8102 7 ай бұрын

"No one can eat that much, not even mike Graham" 😂😂

@-xirx- 7 ай бұрын

Finally! Someone is talking about this. Love ya, guys! 🎄

@claregreen1716 7 ай бұрын

What a lovely story!

@SuzanneO707 7 ай бұрын

Grueltide greetings. As a retired elf, who blew several whistles. I can safely say his drunken antics would make Caligula blush. Lovely story from lap it up land. 🤣Keep even more lovelier stories coming, the country needs you.👍

@1inchPunchBowl 7 ай бұрын

Yuletide greetings fella's. Thank you for all the laughs this year. We needed them.

@philipmurphy2 7 ай бұрын

Lovely story, All the best for 2024

@ChronicBintX 7 ай бұрын

Broken News always warms the cockles.

@dtcarrick 7 ай бұрын

Calling elves 'elves' as a micro aggression is the best pun this year

@bryansmith1920 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"Appy Crimble everyone"

@willtricks9432 7 ай бұрын

Are you taking the rise out of me young man?

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

I beg your pudding?!

@willtricks9432 7 ай бұрын

@@larryandpaul From the great "Billy Liar" film. Line from councilor Duxbury.

@dinogoldie9716 7 ай бұрын

It's a wonder Father Christmas hadn't already been MeTooed by The Tooth Fairy.

@Furthermore69 7 ай бұрын

Very good 😂😂

@the_grand_tourer 7 ай бұрын

You hit every note perfectly, spot on genius ! ... also appreciated the entirely appropriate for the festive period of giving, your double barrels at the odious concrete grower (is concrete also edible ? - it would make some sort of sense). (Sub'd)

@elvwood 7 ай бұрын

What a lovely story. A very happy nondenominational winter break to you too! As for Santa's sweatshop, I always suspected it. Or at least I'm now going to claim that I did, in order to make me look smart. Although it'll probably make me seem instead like a complete bandwagon-jumping tool for saying nothing about it years ago...

@tumbleweedanimations 7 ай бұрын

Emotionless comment. Enjoying new content and congratulating British funnymen on a job well done this year. Looking forward to more in the coming months.

@garethaethwy 7 ай бұрын

Climate change is a terrible thing: not a flake of snow to be seen in Lapland. And just think how all them airmiles have exacerbated the problem... A lovely story all the same. Gwyl gaeaf hapus x

@lesmarsden2058 7 ай бұрын

I didn’t know they drive on the left in Lapland! Your bulletins are interesting as well as funny 🤣!

@iandawe948 7 ай бұрын

White beard privilage. Gb news could run for a week on that item.

@vincebrannon3353 7 ай бұрын

LOOL role on GB News 🤣🤣🤣

@viperscot1 7 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas, holidays to all Keep up with the excellent content 👍👍👍

@bergnijlpaard 7 ай бұрын

The Campaign on Christmas Kindness should form a coalition with Britons Against Low Level Sleighs.

@ninahilton7623 7 ай бұрын

Mike Graham 🤣

@aam50 7 ай бұрын

Pure genius 😅

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

And a bit silly!

@PotBanginEejit 7 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I expect Mike Graham to eat the absolute shit outta a turkey this Christmas in a festive jumper. Gobble gobble.

@palmeraj70 7 ай бұрын

Brilliant! 👏👏👏😁

@RichardM-kv4uu 7 ай бұрын

And a happy non-denominational winter break to you too Larry and Paul!

@mochynddu723 7 ай бұрын

Needle-less to say, merry Xmas, inshallah.

@simonwatt689 7 ай бұрын

Now I want to watch GBNews , is that the message you were trying to give?

@redshift3 7 ай бұрын

lovely story

@cpuuk 7 ай бұрын

Super festive topic, Merry Xmas to you and my fullest hopes that Santa will chute down your chimney and leave a little something behind... you know what I mean ;-)

@lesleywhibley 7 ай бұрын

LOL.

@edh5043 7 ай бұрын

Wait, what... I thought he was Turkish, anyway.

@rubeng160 7 ай бұрын

The guy was Greek but after overwhelming Turkish Muslim illegal migration to the Christian Anatolia and de-Christianisation of Asia Minor, the poor guy had to flee to Scandinavia.

@CA999 7 ай бұрын

I wonder how "Big Tree" will co-opt you into playing down those "allegations" against their Santa? Who currently "owns" Broken News anyway?

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

Honestly guv, when we were offered three gorgeous Norwegians, we thought it was laydeez!

@user-qz2gq7sz1n 7 ай бұрын

Breaking News from the grotto - FC will be having Roast Johnson and Rees-Migg Sprouts for dinner when he gets home on the 25th. Happy Christmas. Yo ho ho. #GeneralElectionNOW

@OperaDivasBoudoir 7 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas comment.

@fran_terry 7 ай бұрын

Happy Non-denominational Winter Break.... Oh wait isn't saying Happy Microaggression?

@larryandpaul 7 ай бұрын

You are cancelled!

@fran_terry 7 ай бұрын

@@larryandpaul GB News here I come 🥳

@Prince9743 7 ай бұрын

😂👍

@NewComedyMan 6 ай бұрын

As a fellow member of The British Comedy Guide I have to say these guys are hilarious!

@DavidTYork 7 ай бұрын

🎅😭

@hylens5111 7 ай бұрын

Lapland

@franksfiddle9031 5 ай бұрын

Please ensure that your reporters are appropriately dressed on their assignments. The weather in Lapland is extremely unwarm most of the year round and clearly was even unwarmer during his or her report. Surely the massive budget that Broken News clearly has could run to a second hand parka and a muffler. Mr Fnoot did well under what were obviously dreadful conditions

@fruitbat62 7 ай бұрын

Lapland looking lovely. Gotta feel for the git, getting crapped on by a group of reindeer for 24 hours, he'll be talking shit for years, like Mike Graham.

@ChrispyNut 2 ай бұрын

About damn time. Should have been cancelled years for not existing, but the wokerati were all "that's intolerant". Amusing that the same kind of people have now cancelled him.