Nothing makes me happier than seeing Brooke and Connor on all the pods I love

okay brooke is so pretty already but like DAMN SHE LOOKS SHOWSTOPPING IN THIS

today i learned that connor's love language is physical touch

never realized how touchy connor is because him and brooke sit so far apart at BAC MAP hahaha

i actually need brooke to start playing the sims and show us her sims and houses on the podcast….like… i need it.

"tomato veal" was underappreciated that was hilarious

how is no one commenting on how brooke and connor are clearly in love

brooke absolutely in love with your sweater

brooke is just so stunning i love her

to add to the carrot enlightenment, carrots weren't naturally orange until people crossbred red and yellow ones for the Duke of Orange. they were most commonly purple until then

I can’t stop staring at Connor touching Brooke! LOL 🚢

something about connor makes him like the best man in the world i swear. he’s so funny like in a way that makes my stomach hurt even if i’m not laughing, HES EO HANDSOME BYE IM NOT GONNA GRT STARTED…, he seems to be kind and sweet but in a different way than normal, he’s so cool idc he’s my fav person ever idek why he has this hold on me LMAOOOO. like if i was brooke i would absolutely fold, throw up, scream, and cry if connor did what he did , to me, around 11:30 😭😭😭

one touch is truly all it takes

The retelling of Purim was EPIC thank you for that!

the ending felt so abrupt 😢 i wasnt ready for it to end

brooke connor matt mike erin and carly are taking over my life lmaooo

"ranch is the perfect healthy snack" 😂😂😂

i love brooke so much YAY

FAVS ALL IN THE SAME ROOM SLAYYYY

yayyy instant watch! love brooke and connor and as always, love you guys! ❤️👏 thanks for making my monday better 😊

This podcast was awesome what a great group

mike staring directly into the camera for a few seconds at 39:58 made me absolutely CACKLE

the going theory for why we have allergies is actually that there is a part of the immune system that handles parasitic infections, and there’s very few parasites in developed countries, so that part of the immune system is then “available” to react to allergens. basically your immune system is bored

i love brooke’s sweater!!! did she make it? if so what pattern was used? yarn? im in love w it!!!

I love Brooke

thank u mike for defending us hot ones fans 🫡

brooke is so beautiful i’m obsessed.

love the lowkey shoutout to Brittany’s bestie Taylor! 🏆

I feel like I’m watching an episode of veggie tales, Mike! 🤣 26:01

3:11 another reason for the diff between Diet Coke and Coke Zero is bc at the time anything with the word “diet” was thought of to be for women so they created Coke Zero in a more “masculine” can and a slightly different formula to specifically market towards men

we always got dip n dots at the zoo field trips LMAO

Honestly that was a fabulous retelling of the story of Purim

*flips every blueberry for a successful little ecosystem *

This carrot talk has me crying

A lot of trees have flowers that contain both male and female reproductive parts, but some species have male trees and female trees. The male trees emit pollen and the female trees can bear fruit. The reasoning behind not planting female trees in urban areas in America is more so because they require a lot of maintenance and we’re way too capitalist to invest in a free source of food sadly

OMG MY JAW DROPPED IM TORI THATS MY QUESTION MATT SAID MY NAME WHAT HAHAHAH LOVE!!!

love b&c and love m&m👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🤍 forever rooting y’all on 🧚🏼‍♀️🧁🍒🍭💖

To add to the dippin dots discourse, they’re frozen at a lower temperature than regular ice cream so the ice crystals are smaller, resulting in a creamier taste and consistency!

LOVE BROOKE AND CONNOR!!

Connor is so funny haha! Let's see a solo guest ep with him!

I also never start a tab at the bar!

can't believe connor is lemon ableist

Ok but why can’t Connor keep his hands off brooke

The water with the carrots actually helps them from drying out

howdy howdy folks!!! 🤠

Fun fact about Diet Coke vs Coke Zero! Coke Zero was initially created bc Diet Coke was mainly advertised to women as first so they had trouble selling it to men and created Coke Zero for men! now I think it’s more about the taste difference tho

Lol there are indeed male and female trees. Female trees grow fruit, which is why they don't plant them in the US (because they would have to clean up the fruit when it inevitably falls from the trees). It's obviously much more complex than my explanation (i/e. Dioecious vs. monoecious plants and bisexual vs. hermaphroditic plants).

Finally some representation for the Trader Joe’s takis. They are a gift to this earth, and I will die on that hill.

Why is Matt’s name in the title but not mikes ?

I LOVE HOOT & A HALF

I binge watch hot ones… 😅 Sean’s an excellent interviewer

Why did you guys start with you guys eating ice cream right into the microphones??😅 I had to skip the beginning for how bad it sounds lol

brooke x connor x matt x mike collab? sign me up

Hot ones is for Sean’s fantastic interview questions and celebrities seem like normal humans!! I honestly find the hot wings and their reactions kinda gross sometimes but I love Sean

I am using my first ever KZfaq comment to say that Matt was so correct about saying to use the airfryer to heat up the cinnamon bun. Airfryer superiority!

The guy who isn’t Matt is such an actually guy when people are joking lol

Y’all were talking about the sims and I’m playing it while listening😅😳

Matt!! Please start a Sims series!!!

Green onion dip packet in sour cream is the supreme taki dip

Love you all sm

You met Matt Smith?! Now he is one of my tier ones

Brooke is seriously SO pretty

Brooke is the most beautiful girl in the world!!!

brb going to tell everyone i know texas wildflowers are a SHAM

Science Corner: There are male and female trees but it has more to do with wether or not they produce fruit or pollen..but a lot of them produce both.

oh my gosh, it’s the vine guy!

I feel like they would hide the ugly people and not put them at the entrance of the restaurant lol

brooke absolutely would not leave the house if she had the sims

the hot ones slander is uncalled for

NO CAFFEINE IN COKE ZERO aka 0 cals 0 sugar 0 caffeine… cmon guys

there’s just something ab cheeze-its

trees (or their flowers) are male and/or female! some trees have both male and female flowers, while others may only have one type. female trees aren't planted in cities because the fruit they produce would rot and stink up the streets! hope this helps!

Mike is wrong, baby carrots can be grown

Allergies are worse because farming regulations changed a few decades ago and people are exposed to different practices and chemicals

i felt targeted by the hot ones slander

Coke Zero has no caffeine Diet Coke has caffeine

i only watch celebrities i like lol

Hearing y’all talk about the “imperfect” foods sounds exactly like what you think ppl from LA would be like. They are literally the same and the point is it’s not going to waste. Food waste is catastrophic in the United States, plus you factor in how many households cannot even afford regular food. Yet, y’all sitting talking about “ugly” fruits and veg. Not the vibe. Still love this podcast, just hope y’all take a bit to reflect on why there are even “perfect” and “imperfect” foods. It all turns to shit at the end of the day.

diet coke no calories.. coke zero has no sugar, but has calories

Connor has little hands

the first two minutes.. nothing but mis-information

thank u matt for giving the people what they want 🫡

i just screamed, coming home from the longest day at clinicians . need this injected into me🫠

I love Brooke

I am using my first ever KZfaq comment to say that Matt was so correct about saying to use the airfryer to heat up the cinnamon bun. Airfryer superiority!