Call him “Afred” 😂

​@@Vce702 call him afred bcuz any enemy that sees him becomes afred of him

​@@Vce702underrated

And i've never seen him have an allergy

Let’s not forget the time Alfred dropped Superman, And don’t forget about the time when trained ninjas broke into the manor, And Alfred’s first reaction was to grab a pump action shotgun and start BODYING mf’s.

Movie name pls

​@@mhamed-iq7rrGotham. It's a TV Show and is underrated as fuck.

Tbf i hear him a lot he's not under rated but he's perfect

Alfred doesn't need or have use of a cape. He is a weapon of himself when Bruce, his love ones, and himself are in danger and he does this with a polite smile.

Wouldn't call him unsung, it seems people in the last few decades have really come to appreciate how much of a badass Alfred is.

When you run out of anything significant to quote

Or even remotely funny

Yup

Correction.....tht....was a promise

We Stan Alfred

I mean he beat the SHIT out of Superman so yeah he’s a fucking savage

@@Codyiguess oh shit I forgot about that.

I mean tbf he was part of UK Special Forces

@@Codyiguess It would make him a savage if he did so as a normal human, but he was under the effects of a power enhancement that made him able to hurt superman. On top of that Superman was caught off guard.

Wasn't he British special forces.

​@@batboy555 absolutely right , master takashi

@@lokeshgayari2322 nicely done. Nicely done.

@@batboy555 yeah he was SAS

Well in a comic he also used a pill Batman made (that only gives you super strength) and knocked Superman tf out Ps by “only” I mean it doesn’t give super good durability, speed or flying

Stolen.

@@21stcenturydegenerate29 It's the internet ya special twink. Every single comment has been commented before. Grow up.

What series is this from?

@@desaiaakash90 I never knew it was from a series, but apparently it's a "stolen comment". I've never heard of it before.

​@@desaiaakash90i heard the show is called gotham

He gets paid I believe

@@pushkardutta3937He was in the will. He’s the second richest person in Gotham after Batman, and he only stayed because he cared about Bruce.

Alfred is the pinnacle of human loyalty.

@@lory3771He also stayed when Bruce wanted to train to become Batman.

​@@lory3771fr he's rich af but still decides to be with Bruce after what happnes Alfred was loyal to wayne family , and also Bruce doesn't treat him as a servent ,he treat him as his father

he got the tomato sauce leaking out his mouth.

@@springytfk 😅

He also will kill his parents, cut his own face off and make himself a new one, so yeah, he's gonna be very traumatized

@@diantess oh. Ok

He's going to hire his own butler bruv

Dad: and you didnt die? So proud of you

john wick vibes

Then Bruce dad gets Tommy dad whacked. According to The Batman anyway.

​@@rayyanalam8248 Bully: What do you mean dad?

​@@zhuhriramadhanaarlin7050 dad: well me and his dad had some beef backthen and he was not joking

If he didn't have that, he'd be called "Afraid" (A_fred).

@@Farhan_049that’s what all the criminals are of him, bro has used a shotgun on multiple occasions

Lol sometimes I wish I was Bruce

​@@suevalentine2862 bruce lee bruce wayne, which bruce

​@@zemzunina7089 did you ever learned Context Clues from school?

@@prump have you ever learned sarcasm in school?

​@@zemzunina7089 that aint no sarcasm thats an unfunny joke nobody laughed at 💀

It was Alfred definitely Alfred

Me personally

"Me personally, Master Bruce, i would never let a man say such things about the woman who raised me."

It was Mark from RDC

@@jvauxholder651 so formal yet so disrespectful 😂

😂

That wasn’t a curb stomp, but ok

@@cesarcastro2831 he’s saying it as like if he did that Alfred would say that

​@@cesarcastro2831 joke flew right over your head.

He was military as I recall. And ofc fiercely loyal to the family the little shit insulted.

"Whats for dinner Master Bruce" "Soup" Haha good choice for him master bruce "Oh Steak for me Alfred"

😭🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

Duuude same 😂😂😂

Bruhhh😂😂😂

I mean he's Savage but he's not that brutal now he said something while getting his ass beat then he probably would have got one slick punch on that kid that'd put him in the hospital or just straight reality check him into unconsciousness.

He was Mi6 and had his own live action show some years back

True fax😁

333 likes and I'm gonna ruin it >:)

Pennyworth, it’s still running and pretty good

@@Lucifer.666-Satan meant to tag you

In the zombie dc universe batman got infected but could slow it down with a mr.freeze like suit and he told everyone what to do then he told them to leave as he wa as going zombie. Last seen of him is alfred with a shotgun getting ready to kill bruce and alfred tell him that he was his son before shooting bruce thus ending his suffering

@@racicotdos6890 and that just proves my point

@@emanuelalex6357 he’s just adding on to what u said

I love that in multiple comics I've seen Alfred call Bruce his son, it's always touching for me.

Like how you said father to batman and not bruce.

Nice one dude😂

Ninja Turtles?

@@ygr6484Fax

And call Batman “Master Bruce”

Exactly.

Name of this movie?

​@@gigachad3218 gotham.

@@damon5697 is it worth watching like other batman movies?

@@gigachad3218 100%. It’s violent as heck, but it’s really good. Focused on a young Jim Gordon and Bruce Wayne. Shows a lot of the origin stories of popular villains.

@@bercalziner722 I watched the whole thing it was amazing but they really should have had two face as a villain I would have loved to see ManBat, Killer Croc and Deathstroke as villains

Common alfred w

Everyday alfred W

Common pizza w

Sigma alfred

and let's not forget the time he knocked out superman with just a headbut

Watch Pennyworth

He said this right before shooting the joker I think

Usually said with a shotgun in hand

Treat them special... They become special

@@b-agent5153 don't talk down to kids or mistreat them cuz eventually they will be bigger than you and you will be an old man, I've been spared a couple of bad days because I crossed paths with unsavory people, it could have ended bad for me but I showed them kindness when they were younger, me and my unbroken bones think that I made the right choice

I more thought that this was more of Alfred bringing out the Military Side of him - than the Butler aspect When he says- *Point well Made I think, Any broken bones* ,? " *That's* " *right he tried to kill you just you remember that next you see him* , *and you remember that'd I let him* ' *try* - ..

What movie/show is this??

​@@Fee.1 Gotham

69 likes..been watching this comments success for a while

@@alanaltoaccounto9849 And you're waiting for it to reach 69k?... Bro you just down bad😹😹

yup

Yet

Alfred: wait here, master Bruce… I’ll go get the bat aluminum baseball bat

But doesn't Sigma Rule # 1217 almost contradict Sigma Rule # 3, "Never Give Up"?

@@AllentheAlien445 you haven’t given up if you’ve already made your point, the job is done it’s done.

Sigma Rule # 1218 "After completing the steps laid out in Rule 1217, get pizza."

2.3K likes and no comments. What is going on with youtube

@@KingAero7 matrix has taken over KZfaq 😂

Which movie

🤣🤣

I forgot but I think it was a show called Gotham?

​@Awais Ali it's a show called Gotham

Not only, he's an ex S.A.S. operative. Alfred could legitimately be a call of duty protagonist

@@-Katastrophe- yes

Lol

Doom music*

Alfred: *instant kill mode activated

naw just get young bruce with prep time

Alfred- *Grabs Popcorn* Do remember to leave SOME of his teeth intact, Master Bruce...

What is this show called

​@@JulianThomasBaas i want to know this too

​@@JulianThomasBaasgotham

​@@customui8572its called gotham

He also punched superman, he's killed other people who've tried to hurt batman, guy basically does what batman wouldn't, couldn't or didn't.

Kid's a walking L

You try being punched in the face with what is effectively a knuckle duster. Bet it feels a lot more lethal than a normal punch.

Said every bully ever.🤣

​@@rishabhbhatnagar9632 Lol yep because they can't handle it when someone steps to them.

Can someone tell me the name of this show

Except gay Chinese Alfred from Gotham High lmao

@@spartansquid5931 that entire thing was shit though. But agreed

​@@spartansquid5931What in the hell💀

​@@OPernalonga Search up jLongbone Gotham high and you will know what the person was referring too

@@Sammy.Bear.King1234 I kind of don't even want to know, actually. That description is already weird enough lmao. Whoever made that show was really Gotham High, if you know what I mean

He did become Batman at the end of the series. He wore a suit and everything. It ended with him fighting the Joker and Jim making the bat signal.

​@@professorvader1109 i wish we got more of him in the suit tho i get the show was supposed to be like smallville where its them becoming the hero they were supposed to be but still

​@@eaton4559whats the name of the show

​@@darthrevan1100 Gotham

​@@eaton4559 i think Gotham was way better than Smallville, or any other superhero backstory for that matter

It's a 7.8 on IMDB and 77% on Rotten Tamatoes, so it's pretty loved

I'll have jelly fish superb choice master oogway

If he was an aussie: right midget get tf up, talk shit about his mum again and i might have to join in. Right brucy whats for dinnah

If Alfred was Australian Bruce would be Emuman and would most definitely kill

Idk but Alfred would probably go " You ok bastard? " On that kid.

He would not have stopped bruce then

He shows up again in the show pretty chill and understands what he did was dickish

Capeshitters be like:

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not Because both have arguments

Villainy? Just pure asshole material not villainy

thats awesome, good to hear you stood up for yourself

Did you lose weight?

@@JoeyMartz nope... I m still chubby ! 😁

​​​@@abhishektripathi5278 Eh, nevermind. Most of the strongest people on the planet are swole as hell. Be that - a Viking. By the way, I did that too. Made me realize something.... "Violence is never the answer" - was made up by a bunch o' scaredy cats who knew they wouldnt survive if they let the tables turn on them! Violence, verbal first physical later, is _ALWAYS_ the answer!

​@@abhishektripathi5278I was a fat kid before. I wasn't only bullied for being fat, but also bullied for being black, poorer than the other kids, and they thoughf I was dumb because I came from the ghetto to a white school. i fought most of my bullies, but established dominance in every way. outdid them in class, academics, conversation, sports, and definitely fighting. I then joined a wrestling team, kept an exercise and eating routine, then I lost weight and grew into my true body as the years progressed. Moral of story, Don't fight folks and give up power because you're unhappy with your flaws. Instead, try your best to improve yourself and focus on becoming someone you're proud to be. become your greatest self, every path to success begins with one step and an all in mentality. Get it done yute. Sincerely - "The Young OG"

He’s like: yes I am the butler and as the butler some of my duties include answering the door taking out the trash and shoowing away the rif raf, now that I’ve answered the door I must ask, are you riff raff or…….. *cracks knuckles* trash that needs to be taken out?

Hahahahahaha! This comment is nothing short of awesome!

@@KingGrim19XX lmao

And also let’s not forget while Batman may not use guns Alfred served in the queens military so don’t think for a moment that he would hesitate to dust off the ol pump action trench sweeper and John wick your ass then cleaning up the blood all in time for master Wayne’s morning tea in the bat cave

From what I remember Alfred was even in the military at some point, so yeah

No no, make no mistake, Alfred is dad of year!

Which movie bro

So that they don't create batman as their child

@@josephbooker259 who wouldn't want batman as there kid? i would. not only would i have billons of dollars until he's born 20+ years down the line, but i'd get a smoking hot wife and ALFRED as a butler, the same guy who went toe to toe with superman for Bruce...... sure i'd have to DIE after going down the alleyway.... but lets be honest we all die anyways and my kid is well off and a goddamn super hero..... i'd kill [myself] to be in Thomas Wayne's shoes.

​@@Nightout88 it's sad that if I knew me dying would give my child billions of dollars I'd gladly take that L so my child is set up for life.

Yeah because not every parent/caretaker has the money to handle all the legal issues that ensue.

​@@Nightout88... You know in order for your kid to become batman you've gotta be filthy rich and get gunned down. Good luck with the business and the allergy to being shot mate.

Peter Parker agrees

Ninja Turtles agrees

Star Lord Agrees

shaggy and Scooby agrees

Jim lake jr. Agrees

Sean Pertwee, great actor and lovely guy

That’s marvel not dc

Exactly what I was thinking, immediately followed by; -Pizza time!

😂😂😂😂😂 bruh

​@@Editz_R_Us123 you: *and i took that personally as a non-nba star about pointless hero comics in a youtube comment section*

​@@Editz_R_Us123Wow, no shit Sherlock

It was 3 for good measure

Bruce was right. The Dude should be happy, if that was me he would bleed more.

I’ve never seen the drake meme represented in text before. Thanks. I’ll be using this.

​@@darthrevan1100🤓

That's how rule Boys do it at that age lol

@@shadooky5228 its called Gotham. It's sort of like a Batman/Gotham City origin movie. First episode of season one is literally Bruce Wayne's parents getting shot and Jim Gordon starting with the GCPD. Five Seasons on HBO Max. Good show.

yeah bro, uncle Iroh. that guy was cool as water even as a fire god.

When he stabbed the hand of the Court of Owls woman, I lost my shit. Never mess with Alfred and those he loves

Oogway the goat though

tbf, that's like every Alfred.

And the reason why the bats never kill

I love how comically correct all the characters are such as the joker having split personalities, zazz, and Solomon and everyone else really loved the show one of if not the best

This show is underatted and I love it but one thing that bringing in all his main villains before Bruce Becomes Batman takes away from the question on whether Batman causes his villains or not

So this is Gotham the serie that is on netflix ?

@@KCTyran yes it has like 5 seasons

I wish it had more Smallville had 10 this definitely should've had more

That’d make Alfred a downright sociopath

Breaking news old man and orphan beat innocent child to death

As someone who was born handicapped and had to put up with bullies for years, anti-bullies are my heroes

what is this from

​@@worldweaver2691It's a show called Gotham.

@@gamestar70 The definition of "Sigma" is to not show emotion and stick to a specific goal no matter the cost. Therefore its stupid.

What movie is this

​@@SakthivelAXit's called Gotham. It's a show

​@@SakthivelAX think it's the Gotham series

If I didn’t get a reaction to cheese I’d go crazy for pizza

Probably never got his ass kicked before in his life. Til now.

but he was wearing his father's watch on his knuckles

Actually you can kill someone if you punch hard enought couple of times... boy that young prob. not but 18+ with avarage muscle could kill with punches

he also says that in superman vs batman right while betting the carp out of superman

LOL 😂