Bruce Bruce - White People Always Pay On time

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#BruceBruce - White People Always Pay On time
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@bmd1825 2 жыл бұрын

This was back in the day when we ALL could laugh at each other........👊👊🏾👊🏻👊🏽👊🏿

@rodneyoneil2812 2 жыл бұрын

Well,,,, them days are long gone!!!!

@bmd1825 2 жыл бұрын

@@rodneyoneil2812 - yeah. but, we are WOKE ASF....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@jjakfamily 2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@droid0311 2 жыл бұрын

Man.. what a better time

@jamessmith-hs7if 2 жыл бұрын

Sit down 🤡

@tebofreestyles2442 9 ай бұрын

Bro lit the stage up and left without telling anyone🔥🔥😂😂

@hugh_jasso Жыл бұрын

I met Bruce Bruce at the mall about 15 years ago when he still had that extra 140, got a selfie. He's a legend!

@DadsCigaretteRun Жыл бұрын

Make it your KZfaq profile pic!

@woodb51 4 ай бұрын

How much did he weigh then?

@splatninja9447 4 ай бұрын

He has one of the most infectious smiles I've ever seen. It's the kind of smile that gets you grinning yourself.

@billysikes1374 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce is amazing, He's been telling the same jokes for over 20 years and they just keep getting funnier, Krispy Kreme will make you wreck yo car lol

@AndrewHarriston 2 жыл бұрын

Dude no lie I had a Krispy Kreme dream the other night. Which is really funny because I had that dream after watching that Power Ranger movie where they constantly referenced Krispy Kreme.

@AndrewHarriston 2 жыл бұрын

how is he racist when he constantly compliments white people in his act?

@billysikes1374 2 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewHarriston exactly, morons in this World, I've seen Bruce Bruce 3 times, he is the furthest thing from a racist

@swerboski 2 жыл бұрын

@@DrewHop325 seriously?

@zoeyziva7164 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yes.. Yes..

@lylesmedialmg 2 жыл бұрын

That walk off is classic!! Bruce Bruce is definitely a OG in the game ✊🏿

@shawnbruce6934 Жыл бұрын

He Is.

@MothGirl007 4 ай бұрын

He's the coolest!

@paulcoffland8673 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Bruce laughs at his own jokes; why shouldn’t he- he’s funny every time.

@Poodle_Gun Жыл бұрын

he's based

@nextari Жыл бұрын

How have I never seen this guy? hilarious. "when we get pulled over we turn into run away slaves" 😂

@annahawman1671 2 жыл бұрын

He was hilarious.. no swearing at all needed here. That's intelligent comedy

@normamoore2773 2 жыл бұрын

He may not swear but he uses Gods name as a joking matter

@annahawman1671 2 жыл бұрын

@@normamoore2773 that's so very true

@pietrojenkins6901 2 жыл бұрын

Just like the clean comedy of the 50s and 60s ,the antithesis being they smoked on TV and sold cigarettes to minors.

@annahawman1671 2 жыл бұрын

@@pietrojenkins6901 the world is not perfect by all means. I am referring to comedy without cursing is hard to do .

@benjohnson3349 2 жыл бұрын

He swears a lot. Just didn’t for this 3 minutes.

@1001Hobbies 2 жыл бұрын

How have I not heard of this guy???? Absolutely hysterical. I've got to see him perform.

@guysolis5843 2 жыл бұрын

I never heard of Bruce either..he was great, not offensive and a great story teller. I loved how he just turned around and exited stage left..

@1001Hobbies 2 жыл бұрын

@@guysolis5843 - I agree. His exit was new, a surprise, and hysterical!! Perfect.

@yutsekelman9740 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm thinking here too ,not one bad word so clean I hope this is is style always wow ..I am blessed I lol 😆

@yutsekelman9740 2 жыл бұрын

@@1001Hobbies certainly I am floored 😁

@yutsekelman9740 2 жыл бұрын

@LILB1944 and so clean ,man this is phenomenal 👌

@dyates6380 2 жыл бұрын

He's always been one of my favorite comedians. Just perfect with his delivery and his subject matter is spot on. He includes everyone, including himself, in the jokes.

@vt4362 Жыл бұрын

I met this dude in person, so cool and down to earth had all my friends laughing, he deserves more credit

@treecosmos386 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce is definitely one of the greats. It's gotta be difficult telling jokes without any cursing👍🏾💯🙏🏾

@koolkev2020able 2 жыл бұрын

@Tree Cosmos, It's not difficult. Unless one has a limited vocabulary.

@MsJoyce31202 2 жыл бұрын

👏👏

@kennethwayne6857 2 жыл бұрын

Not really. Good comedians used to do it all the time.

@tomwittner1490 2 жыл бұрын

No, it's not difficult....it's just that some of us had become accustomed to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Katt Williams, and........

@tomwittner1490 2 жыл бұрын

@@kennethwayne6857. It takes a certain amount of wit to be able to make jokes without using foul language.

@tonygreen6185 2 жыл бұрын

So refreshing to hear cultural difference jokes brilliantly delivered by a craftsman of comedy. Never seen him before but will look out for him in the future.

@MHO999999 2 жыл бұрын

Do Black comedians ever do anything other than perpetuate stereotypes? It's time for some new Black comedic themes.

@cryhappy3502 2 жыл бұрын

This is from 2008 I believe

@MHO999999 2 жыл бұрын

@@cryhappy3502 But they still do the same kind of material today.

@cryhappy3502 2 жыл бұрын

@@MHO999999 I was replying to the first guy

@MHO999999 2 жыл бұрын

@@cryhappy3502 And I was replying to you.

@mariekom81 Жыл бұрын

"GET The Soes, GRT THE SHOES!!!" 😂😂 Me when I see a high speed chase on KZfaq.

@nalodailec Жыл бұрын

Oh my, what a lovely voice this man has. I could listen to him forever. And his delivery of his wit is pure class. Finally a suggestion from KZfaq that had me laughing. Thanks for posting this.

@SantiGonzalez-mn2ts 20 күн бұрын

The part of listening to him forever is cool I could too

@nickcurran3105 2 жыл бұрын

I love his impersonation of the white woman being pulled over: "What?!" Hilarious

@crazychase98 Ай бұрын

Before the term Karen was born

@chaza.2891 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce Bruce has made me laugh since at least 2002 comic view king. I’m so happy to see him healthy!

@khaleemrodney9664 2 жыл бұрын

@asabifatosin1150 Жыл бұрын

He getting there! Bless his journey!

@Native-Kitty Жыл бұрын

BRUCE BRUCE!!! So nice you gotta say it twice. Dude is a freaking legend in the standup game.

@bulleye4635 2 жыл бұрын

The way he walked out of stage was hilarious 🤣

@Eddie303 2 жыл бұрын

Listening to him today for the 1st time on 19th April 2022 and I really enjoyed. God-bless you Bruce.

@huebathez 2 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

@elsadimarco5871 2 жыл бұрын

April/26/2022

@tendaichiota97 2 жыл бұрын

April 26

@pevensielavere22 2 жыл бұрын

The first time, on May 1st. Bruce Bruce is hilarious, and a genius! Cannot wait to hear more, from him! ♥️

@MaidenNZ76 2 жыл бұрын

2nd May 2022 NZ 🇳🇿

@shakalaka7335 2 жыл бұрын

His smile is magnificent! I love it! ♥️🙏🏿

@geodude7116 2 жыл бұрын

It is. It makes his comedy even better.

@nachc6459 Жыл бұрын

Love this dude

@EireHammer 2 жыл бұрын

God bless Bruce, man had me rolling and crying for six minutes straight! Grateful to have found his comedy and looking forward to more!! That closer slapped!!!

@Brandon-yg7mw 2 жыл бұрын

Foreal Bruce a legend. I used to watch him late night stand up back in the "old days" on the cable box. This man could make you laugh at a funeral.

@TC.._ 2 ай бұрын

Comic view

@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 жыл бұрын

The walk off was CLASSIC.

@Wicked_RotF30 2 жыл бұрын

I use Bruce’s line all the time. “It’s looks good on…you.”

@jasonlawrence8995 3 ай бұрын

BB will leave u with tears from laughing so hard. A real comic legend! Would love to see him live! Much love and respect.Jason( 504)

@GetUnrealistic Жыл бұрын

Love to see so many people enjoying this classic, been a fan of his for 20+ years and he has always been funny!

@tobascoheat6582 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce Bruce, thanks for making us laugh at a time (today is: 3-15-2022) when we in this country really need it! You're terrific!!!

@doinithard79 2 жыл бұрын

3/28/22... We here with you sis!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 2 жыл бұрын

We here at 3/31 22 at 615am NYC

@huebathez 2 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

@bernicesmith1173 2 жыл бұрын

4/23/2022

@pettytoni1955 2 жыл бұрын

I've been watching him for years. Funny, funny man.

@jemmac4664 Жыл бұрын

He right about that card swipe prayer, though! 😂😂

@jman5390 2 жыл бұрын

Incredible weight loss man 👏👏👏 way to go!!!

@ramonaharris920 2 жыл бұрын

Just need to get his suits tailored.

@timothym.salley3602 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce, Bruce is a true champion of comedy without a doubt.

@seti7181 4 ай бұрын

I watched one of his shows before and the MC gave him a great introduction. "A man so nice his momma named him twice". I love this guy. I'm in knots every time I watch him.

@08065 7 ай бұрын

I actually ran across Bruce Bruce when his wife delivered their baby at the hospital I worked at. A very nice man

@abuabdoalwaheed9967 2 жыл бұрын

You cannot be comedian unless you are born with it. He is just naturally funny

@charlesyoung9980 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce Bruce has been cracking my ass up for over 3 decades!

@AmericanPaisa99 5 ай бұрын

Still one of my favorite closing. “I just walk the fuk off.”

@texaslegend5076 2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t know Bruce Bruce had lost weight. Big ups to the man. I lost 40 lbs myself out of necessity. Do what you gotta do.

@gusmartins1660 2 жыл бұрын

Big up to Bruce. He’s very good. Yes, I don’t need endless cursing. It’s an easy out for a comic. Excellent set.

@keiichimorisato98 Жыл бұрын

Same with pot and sex jokes.

@zeke1220 4 ай бұрын

@@keiichimorisato98 And fat jokes

@commaJim 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious. Amazing comedian.

@Tya2019 2 жыл бұрын

I loved his closure, dude that was hilarious 😂 He just walked like he said 😝😂

@jamesmathu5227 6 ай бұрын

😂 right 👍

@lisageiszler2332 2 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious. I almost spit out my drink laughing so hard. And that walk off!!!! Major props to Bruce Bruce!

@dempseypagan9241 2 жыл бұрын

My first time to see this comedian.....and it will continue now forever !!

@tperkins9411 2 жыл бұрын

Hi Bruce Bruce...You always made me laugh. I remember in '95 I was in Georgia burying my father and that nite, my cousin told me you were at a comedy club performing there. I really wanted to see you, but I decided not to go due to respect of my dad. But looking back at it now in 2022. I should've went to get my mind off of grieving.

@bln4772 2 жыл бұрын

Always loved him always will! So hilarious EVERY time. 👍🏾❤️

@ioelubrown4587 8 ай бұрын

And He Walked Off 😂 Love tis guy 😅

@luyandakhumalo9238 2 жыл бұрын

Very original....especially the part where he walked off...love it🤣😂😅

@underballbutter 2 жыл бұрын

Good for Bruce Bruce looking 10 years younger

@andrewbako9494 Жыл бұрын

2008...when shoplifting was still a crime

@davidpressley3451 Ай бұрын

When crime was still illegal.

@douglasbullet6456 Ай бұрын

When being an illegal immigrant was illegal

@heru-deshet359 2 жыл бұрын

"Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!" - Don Rickles.

@princeharming8963 2 жыл бұрын

I'm white as snow, and I LOVE this guy!! This was a home run!!

@emiliaescobar7652 2 жыл бұрын

If your sweating and taking a shower! LOL

@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 2 жыл бұрын

@@emiliaescobar7652 that happens in Summer time a lot I'm 6/3 255lbs so I guess I'm fat then

@patrciaclemons8183 2 жыл бұрын

Jungle fever

@mlionea 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing white. Pink pink pink pink pink you are

@princeharming8963 2 жыл бұрын

@@mlionea - Thank you for that. I shall cherish this fleeting, educational moment forever.

@DJ-ll4mq 3 ай бұрын

OMG. I never heard of this guy. He's FUNNY and he has a GORGEOUS voice!

@chucklaw1955 8 ай бұрын

This gentleman is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@Brummie31 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant, I have never heard of this wonderful comedian before, but, he is a great laughter maker. 😂😂

@harveymcelroy9332 2 жыл бұрын

He is a legend in urban comedy

@brianholmes7144 2 жыл бұрын

@Z Man Bruce Bruce is famous black.. lol. not crossover

@paulbrady5772 Жыл бұрын

If he was white he'd be called a racist fk off

@roncar1761 2 жыл бұрын

He's still the man! 💯👏💯👏💯👏

@ellistonmclean939 10 ай бұрын

Definitely one of my faves. I love when he picked on the audience.

@river5554 Жыл бұрын

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 💊. THANKS FOR SHARING. KEEPING DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

@leelawrence1557 2 жыл бұрын

I really like comedians like Richard Pryor, Charlie Murphy, Dave Chapelle etc. They Crack on whites (I'm white) and it's hilarious. They also bust down on everybody else too. It just goes to show that if we can laugh at ourselves, we can all get along. And alot of these jokes halve alot of truth to them.

@raulduke6953 2 жыл бұрын

he basically said black people don’t pay on time , are rude and wouldn’t help strangers in trouble . No wonder you like him

@leelawrence1557 2 жыл бұрын

@@raulduke6953 Get over yourself dude.

@lynnwilson2615 2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Some times Truth hurts. And some times it's freakin' hilarious.

@edwardsmith7788 2 жыл бұрын

@@raulduke6953 bruh, I'm happy you can see through the jokes.

@jimmysotiriou9517 2 жыл бұрын

@@raulduke6953 I bet you down pay on time 🤣 fool

@nmarrs8539 2 жыл бұрын

Andy Griffin would be proud.

@magnumopus1628 2 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura sent me here.😉

@kaydaw24 2 жыл бұрын

Niiiice

@andresparrow2971 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy...that you are so right

@NgigiEric 4 ай бұрын

That walk was the BOMB. Masterful 🎉

@CaboniaBelieves 7 ай бұрын

That was cool..."JustWalkOffStage".

@agradabaugh3146 2 жыл бұрын

He keeps losing weight he’s going to have to drop the second Bruce. In my opinion, Bruce Bruce is just as good of a comedian as Andy Griffith.

@ladyscribbles6134 2 жыл бұрын

This was so good! The end was the cherry on top! 🤣

@CharlesSlater-mq2jz 8 ай бұрын

That was hilarious 😂

@bettadayshelladaze4012 7 ай бұрын

Give me 50&Keep'em COOKIN🤣📢

@VIKINGHUN 4 ай бұрын

LMAO! Thank you Bruce. I wasn't sure if I was fat, but I do put my belt on my pants before I get dressed. Priceless....

@katherinebraxton5068 2 жыл бұрын

He has lost a lot of weight. He LOOKS GREAT!!!

@woodguystl1046 2 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff! We all need to learn how to laugh again. It’s ok to laugh at ourselves.

@keyfield8967 2 жыл бұрын

Let's have black cops throw little white girls or old white grandmas to the hot pavement to conduct fabricated bogus stolen vehicle reports a few times then we can talk...

@aromachocolates Жыл бұрын

LOVE good clean comedy without all the foul language. Great job, Bruce!

@susanaponte1579 Жыл бұрын

I've never seen this comedian, he's AWESOME!!

@jt0l3r 2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could pay on time 🤣

@AriThecraftydragon 2 жыл бұрын

"I tell real life stories and make them funny." 👍 I'm going to track down more of his shows. He's good.

@nailahaisha1737 10 ай бұрын

This was funny. Love Bruce Bruce. He's a great comedian.

@daisyy99 Жыл бұрын

Bruce Bruce was so funny, and he has the warmest smile.

@Yesu44 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I am now discovering who this man is. Bruce is funny af 🤣🤣. No cussin, just good ole clean funny comedy. I need more of Bruce Bruce. He's truly a natural 👏🙏.

@anthonywilliams9415 2 жыл бұрын

He has clean comedy and profane comedy.

@Over_The_Top-1320 Жыл бұрын

… uses af as a compliment then goes on to comment “No cussin, just good ole clean funny comedy” (+prayer hands) ….. ?????

@camaro8477 2 жыл бұрын

I wish it was still like this

@waynevictory5208 4 ай бұрын

This the best thing I heard in several years. I truly appreciate it and had a good laugh.

@armymann 7 ай бұрын

Thank God for laughter🙏🏾

@stevehughes240 2 жыл бұрын

It's cleverly done- we all laugh, and we keep on thinking about it. 10/10.

@waynebruening794 2 жыл бұрын

I havent seen BB for a while, he made me laugh and made my day :)

@cynthiaklug6020 8 ай бұрын

I enjoyed your show so much!!

@bobbywatson6983 9 ай бұрын

One of the best comics alive. Bruce Bruce, Bless you bruh, I'm a huge fan

@jessemoore7696 2 жыл бұрын

This is a honest to goodness, great comedian, here. This guy is just plain funny "hilarious". I didn't see one instance where he felt like he had to be a foul mouth baffoon, and all the other crazy stuff, that most new comedians think they have to be now days.

@ceilconstante640 2 жыл бұрын

Loved it! I want to hear more from Bruce Bruce.

@mauricecharles4811 6 ай бұрын

Living legend! One of the greats!

@cleobuck7717 Жыл бұрын

I love that big man , he is down to earth as they come he loves all people! How can you not love him ! Love and kisses to you baby!!!!

@justinreed7093 2 жыл бұрын

Bruce is the man I was in Joe's crab shack probably 15+years ago and a large group at the table behind me were all laughing and I turn around Bruce was at the head of the table tell stories and his entire family was so weak I was star struck and couldn't say anything to them but yes the man is very funny

@larios86 2 жыл бұрын

Wow that's cool which Joe's location

@charlesdotson4766 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Bruce is VERY funny!!

@actionjackson8689 2 жыл бұрын

Did you see they had a picture of lynching of a black man? How did they get away with that for so long?

@hyusuf4280 2 жыл бұрын

Do you have something against full stops and punctuation?

@missangela6720 2 жыл бұрын

@@hyusuf4280 Possibly the device

@rosethorn001 2 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks and I watched this before on the Comedy Network 🤣🤣🤣

@nikumimito3164 2 жыл бұрын

I remember watching him on BET or Comedy Central when I was in like Middle school, I always thought he was one of the funniest comedians ever and he still is!

@caprid9937 Жыл бұрын

I would not go to sleep until I watched him on BET. The good old days