Putting a tape labeled "MARTHA 15" into the VHS player is a gamble between old cooking shows and crime scene evidence. I'm glad you won that round.
@skeetsmcgrew32822 жыл бұрын
Im not sure he did
@OppositeofHATE72 жыл бұрын
Or amateur bedroom stuff lol
@lacedupangel2 жыл бұрын
@@OppositeofHATE7 woah
@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa2 жыл бұрын
@@OppositeofHATE7 yes, underage porn, love it
@arakano Жыл бұрын
@@OppositeofHATE7 or amateur bedroom crime scene stuff
@noneofyourbusiness46162 жыл бұрын
This guy is doing everything to the clay that he wanted to do to his pottery teacher.
@rzeka2 жыл бұрын
"I fell in love with Clay"
@ruby.the.weirdo2 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee that scene now
@ThatSillyTankGal2 жыл бұрын
Oh no he's just demoing what he does to the clay when the camera is off
@dopeshades41342 жыл бұрын
What ever he was making seemed like a pain in the ass.
@RetroAmateur19892 жыл бұрын
I loled
@timothymckane63622 жыл бұрын
Narrator: "Ann is no long an awkward little girl, but a beautiful woman." Ann: *planks into the mud*
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
🤣
@YaminoMizu2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian I can confirm this is canonically accurate.
@C.V3172 жыл бұрын
That leads to the sequel that highlights Anne’s adult life: Anne of the Mud Wrestling Arena.
@Endocrom2 жыл бұрын
*Plop
@NortelGeek2 жыл бұрын
Cow: Pull yourself together, Sharon. People are staring. And also... That's not mud. I'm lactose intolerant.
@acemoss28782 жыл бұрын
1:50 The fact that it's literally a plot point in the Anne series that she insists upon spelling her name with an "E" at the end and the person who made this tape still spelled it "Ann"
@nessamillikan62472 жыл бұрын
Silent ending vowels are just really, really difficult, man. Is it French in origin? Is it Germanic in origin? It's all just too unpredictable!
@buhgingo29332 жыл бұрын
@@nessamillikan6247 7/8ths of the world don’t give a shit about the origin
@willisverynice2 жыл бұрын
@@buhgingo2933 yeah well clearly he’s in the 1/8th who do, don’t see what’s wrong with that.
@buhgingo29332 жыл бұрын
@@willisverynice makes them look lame
@willisverynice2 жыл бұрын
@@buhgingo2933 I think people who base what they care about on whatever is the most popular is lame
@sam38512 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the secret life of Barbie, I saw a rebroadcasting of that documentary like 15 years ago while down with a fever and thought that I just hallucinated the whole thing for years after. I've never felt so validated in my life
@zangl2955 Жыл бұрын
Lmao. Everything is more entertaining when you’re feverish.
@JonasC222 жыл бұрын
>"and then Ken would bash her and she'd bash him back, and then Francie would try to kind of get in the middle of it and then they' both bash Francie" omg that had me rolling
@Outcast1152 жыл бұрын
That was both really funny but also is she fucking ok?
@JonasC222 жыл бұрын
@@Outcast115 Yea it sounds like she kinda has some unresolved issues..
@jessethecomet2 жыл бұрын
she was francie 😭😭 man her childhood mustve been rough
@SomeYouTubeTraveler2 жыл бұрын
Having played with dolls and toys with my own daughters, in a genuinely stable household, can confirm that imaginations get ridiculous. My heart goes out to that Barbie fan if she really was play-acting what she saw in her home life, but odds are she was like every other kid and just enjoying playing with absurdity. "And then Grandpa Pig ate Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig, and then Peppa said 'You spit them out Grandpa Pig!' and then Grandpa ate Peppa, but then Rainbow Dash did a sonic rainboom on Grandpa Pig's tummy and they went PYWOOOOOSH out of his tummy like, 'AAAAAAH THANK YOU RAINBOW DAAAASH'" -- My 4-year-old
@selty2 жыл бұрын
@@JonasC22 I think this was her reliving how she'd play with her barbies. I remember being violent with them haha
@HarpsiFizz2 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD! I remember that ABC "Secret life of Barbie" special! I loved it so much and have been looking for it forever!
@cal53652 жыл бұрын
"Mortuary Student" "Doll Community" Thanks for making this more creepy than it probably is
@brazilian_oak2 жыл бұрын
@@cal5365 Suddenly, the term "Real Doll" has a new meaning It's terrifying, sure, but it's a new one
@jessip86542 жыл бұрын
Heck I'm not a barbie fan and even I want to watch it. It looks amazing.
@Pebphiz2 жыл бұрын
Not in the doll community, but I second this. Looks fascinating.
@dangsood49452 жыл бұрын
If live fo see it too! Ian please upload it!
@carlcarlington73172 жыл бұрын
My head canon is that Martha Stuart is such a good cook/ home maker that she’s apathetically unimpressed with all of our guests tips and tricks
@kazumahazeuzumaki2 жыл бұрын
Based on her stuff with Snoop, I just think she's always blasted
@daneekaplan42842 жыл бұрын
I am a huge Martha fan and have been for 30 years. The woman taught me so many things that I cherish from baking to crafting to homesteading. She is incredibly intelligent and has a huge knowledge base on so many topics from food to travel to homesteading to fine furniture to vintage dishes to wine and on and on. She. gets interested in something and she learns everything about it. Her memory must be incredible. She has such an interesting history from being a model to a Stockbroker to a caterer to a magazine founder to a CEO of a large corporation and TV host. She definitely had a weirdly flat affect in the early days. Im not sure why she felt the need to come off so unimpressed. She did have a huge knowledge base but she seems to love learning so I don’t believe she was ever truly bored by a guess explaining something. She spent her life teaching people like me about all the things she loves so it makes no sense to come off as uninterested in what a guess was teaching, no matter how basic. Her affect has changed a lot as she’s gotten older. Now she laughed a lot more and is able to laugh at herself- something she NEVER did in the old days. She was also really impatient with children in the early days because they couldn’t execute whatever they were doing as perfect as Martha would. But that has also changed a lot over the years as she learned to let go and had her own grandchildren.
@XenonOrion2 жыл бұрын
@@daneekaplan4284 woah she did a lot of big things! thanks for sharing! never knew of her true impact; i grew up in a different world where i only knew the SNL version of Martha.
@mawlinzebra2 жыл бұрын
She's good at cooking the books
@arthurfine42842 жыл бұрын
@@daneekaplan4284 I can understand her coming off as being unimpressed when she is trying to learn something. A lot of people I know get exceptionally quiet when they are concentrating real hard on listening, and sometimes, they come off as bored or uninterested.
@KattKirsch2 жыл бұрын
"Is Martha relaxed or bored?" C. High. She's really, really high.
@sleepyote2 жыл бұрын
No wonder she's great friends with Snoop
@ursidae973 ай бұрын
Nah the true answer is she is actually obsessed with those chairs and she has a touch of the tism
@reggiebenes29162 жыл бұрын
I was shocked at how well that spaghetti pie held together. It's a meal in itself, but it would make a great snack. It seems so simple yet delicious.
@knightogourd2 жыл бұрын
DELICIOUS.
@tinglesrosyrupeeland2 жыл бұрын
Looks pretty dry to me tbh
@ZeranZeran2 жыл бұрын
Seems like crunchy dried out spaghetti
@adrenochrome_slurper2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Martha!
@stickitydoodah Жыл бұрын
EXTREMELY delicious
@chayden1532 жыл бұрын
Glad to see this back, it's my absolute favorite series
@Konranjyoutai2 жыл бұрын
Its almost like watching blank tapes is a lucrative deal on youtube....
@Finntendo2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rachel_sj2 жыл бұрын
This Thanksgiving, I’m Thankful for Brutalmoose and new (and old fave) Mystery Tapes!
@worldcomicsreview3542 жыл бұрын
I've got heaps of Video8 tapes I want to make a series of, but the machine for playing them died after two. Spoiler: They're all anime, porn or Hollywood films, likely copied from rented tapes.
@almondbeautii60402 жыл бұрын
Mine too!!!
@AdelardRen2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Martha is just an introvert, and she can't be bothered to muster up enthusiasm for anything but food. I can relate.
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
Mmm perhaps
@Gatorade692 жыл бұрын
Yeah, mhmm, yep, uh huh.
@thomasluera34122 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Food also makes me more lively
@Gatorade692 жыл бұрын
@@thomasluera3412 I tried to eat yesterday and food almost killed me.
@carlz0r2 жыл бұрын
I can tell you exactly how Martha Stewart got so famous. Between her show and her magazine, her career was this perfect amalgamation of everything a bored housewife might want to try, from crafts, recipes, home improvement, DIY projects, gardens, potted plants, minor yard and landscape work, etc.. all presented by a woman who at least seemed very wholesome on screen, and made it all look easy for any other middle-aged woman to do everything she did. Keep in mind that this was before there was very much to see on the internet. Before Facebook, Pinterest, Tik Tok, Etsy, and wherever else people get this kind of content from. She was like the 90's version of Julia Child, but did far more than just cooking. People like my mom watched the show religiously every day it aired, subscribed to the magazine, bought her branded kitchenware.. she had deals with some major store like Walmart or Home Depot I think, for selling her brand of gardening and home DIY tools. She just found the perfect niche at the right time, before the internet really evolved and random people on social media started sharing home and garden tips. And then she engaged in insider trading and became a felon, which tarnished her reputation a little bit.
@wormdoodles2 жыл бұрын
And the thing about Martha too was that she came along during the time when being a housewife or a stay-at-home mom was really looked down upon by society, even by other women who saw it as a relic of the past. We were just coming out of the yuppie era (Working Girl, anyone?). I had a home ec teacher in high school who loved Martha, because she made it respectable to be a homemaker again. It's easy to dismiss Martha's work as being "things for bored housewives to do", but she really did legitimize in the eyes of the public work that women had been doing mostly thanklessly since the start of the industrial revolution, if not earlier.
@kenirainseeker5392 жыл бұрын
thanks squidward
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
Oh I see. Thanks for explaining 🙂
@elif69082 жыл бұрын
@@wormdoodles that’s a really interesting addition, as a person born in late 90’s and living outside of USA seeing the social changes of another time and country is fascinating.
@astrowolvez2 жыл бұрын
I thought she just avoided taxes.
@boblabon2 жыл бұрын
Considering that Martha Stewart is a good friend of Snoop Lion, and has been for years, I like to imagine she's just high as a kite for most of the segments. It makes sense to me. The relaxed demeanor (bordering on boredom or lethargy) during most of the segments, the excitement when it's time to make some food, and the fact she came up with Spaghetti Pie and thought it would make a good 'snack'.
@feralroach70192 жыл бұрын
This is one of those moments where it just makes too much sense and now I cannot think of these scenes in any other way
@Yoyoitsyoji2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought, but I looked it up and apparently she doesn’t really smoke that much. Though she didn’t start out as a host, she was a caterer turned cookbook writer turned tv show host as part of a broader media empire, so honestly I don’t think she was ever super notable as a host.
@apriljones1013 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too lol
@tropezando2 жыл бұрын
It's so interesting how Martha comes across as bored, apathetic, relaxed, or passive-aggressive to different people. I guess it goes to show how our biases influence what we see, how our expectations for hosts have shifted over time, and how we all read social cues differently.
@CrashHeadroom2 жыл бұрын
It's because she was putting on an act the entire time. She wasn't that sort of person atall, she was a very underhanded, backstabby intelligent criminal, hence how she got away with it for so long. People pick up on that, ever been around a sociopath? Do their damnedest to smile and make sure you don't know they are tareing everything apart behind your back lol "I do ALL this cooking and housey things, and that's a GOOOOOD thing *souless smile while she steals lots of money*"
@williamstewart37742 жыл бұрын
truly the rorschach test of home living
@JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles2 жыл бұрын
@@CrashHeadroom dude she sold a stock she's hardly a psychopath
@CrashHeadroom2 жыл бұрын
@@JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles I said Socio, not psycho... also not sure if you are serious or not o.O.
@leotaku52162 жыл бұрын
@@CrashHeadroom I think the "Martha Steward is a felon" meme exaggerates her crime because it is funny. You really don't have to be a sociopath for casual financial crime... The woman wasn't running some kind of conspiracy, she illegally sold stock once and only because a friend of hers gave her insider information.
@Jayfive2762 жыл бұрын
“Decorative Gimp” is the new name for my grindcore band.
@FabricFool2 жыл бұрын
Not “Decorative Silk Gimp”? I was so hoping…
@neptune96472 жыл бұрын
@@FabricFool That's the freeform jazz band
@Totino.The.Pizza-Boy2 жыл бұрын
Every kid I knew growing up had a 'Nails All Over Her Body' Barbie. It's one of those classic toys like "Screams in Agony Whenever You Stretch Him' Stretch Armstrong and 'Only Speaks in Karl Marx Quotes' Teddy Ruxpin.
@greyknight99722 жыл бұрын
I love how some of those romantic ads from the 90's have this surreal, dream-like quality to them. Feels like you're gazing into a rose-tinted past that's slowly fading away. Feels like I should be listening to vaporwave while watching them.
@Ace_Maus2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, man, I like the fact that it's obvious that Martha isn't acting. She's just being herself, not selling or overhyping stuff nor resorting to flowery words to have us enraptured. I personally find it refreshing to just see an icon like her was simply being themselves even when a camera was rolling.
@Mr_Ghoulie2 жыл бұрын
"It's almost as sad as Rick's entire family was, after he f*ckin' biffed the ice cream challenge." My biggest laugh out loud moment of the entire video. Thank you. I wish I had kept all my old VHS tapes. I'd send them to you. I used to tape stuff off TV all the time, and I'd often leave in the commercials. Small side note: When I got my own VCR, the first thing I ever taped off TV was the Simpsons episode, where Bart falls down a well.
@willmetz14902 жыл бұрын
It’s even better as it’s being compared to kmarts downfall
@anniel94162 жыл бұрын
"Is Martha relaxed or bored?" I'm voting "relaxed". Like you said, she's pals with Snoop lol... Explains why she likes food so much too!
@C.V3172 жыл бұрын
That’s not fair; she isn’t just relaxed or bored. There’s also the times she’s almost insulting passive aggressive.
@mostmelon2 жыл бұрын
So she's basically Garfield then?
@ahandsomefridge2 жыл бұрын
Marfield. Marfield Mewerd.
@kenirainseeker5392 жыл бұрын
Third option: drugs
@udiar2 жыл бұрын
@@kenirainseeker539 that's exactly what op meant when they said Marta is friends with snoop and liking food
@BurningOleander2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I remember the german version of "The Big Moment"! There was an episode where a dad had to learn all the 151 original pokemon so he could recognize them via looking at their sprite. Great moment of TV that I'll never forget.
@TheMartinChronicles2 жыл бұрын
Was he successful?
@BurningOleander2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMartinChronicles From how I remember it, he was!
@TheMartinChronicles2 жыл бұрын
@@BurningOleander 🎉
@xionkuriyama56972 жыл бұрын
WHO'S THAT POKEMON!
@carleeelizabeth2 жыл бұрын
@@xionkuriyama5697 IT'S PIKACHU
@MrSkerpentine2 жыл бұрын
Props to Ian for sitting through and scanning probably days worth of terrible quality Martha Stewart VHS recordings for our entertainment. Also I completely forgot that Martha’s a convicted felon and I nearly lost it when you reminded me
@Shalama Жыл бұрын
Love hearing someone call Maggi "Magi" like it is some kind of wizard's potion ingredient.
@mrquacksalot12 жыл бұрын
"The Presto Tapes" sounds like something you'd hear on an obscure conspiracy theory message board.
@buhgingo29332 жыл бұрын
Or some weird analog horror type shit
@minnesotanfreedomist31472 жыл бұрын
It’s a theory about the Presto sauce industry. The idea is that Presto was made out of aborted fetuses. And hosting satanic rituals of child sacrifice to make their pasta sauce taste so good. Tapes were sopposedly found containing footage of the sacrifice. Unfortunately they had the wrong company it was actually Ragu.
@arthurfine42842 жыл бұрын
Don't give them any ideas...
@ZeranZeran2 жыл бұрын
The Presto Tapes were found in the backrooms
@sliceoflife81072 жыл бұрын
It would be a good ARG name lol
@MelodyYoung2 жыл бұрын
I get the funeral coverage of Princess Diana isn't big on the "Must watch" list, but it's pretty cool you found that. That's like an actual piece of history.
@RemnantCult2 жыл бұрын
Brutalmoose is a stealth youtube pooper. I could watch hours of his edits on all this old footage.
@ericbazinga2 жыл бұрын
Grecian 5 is the weirdest name I've ever heard of for a hair dye, or pretty much any product to be honest. Grecian 5 sounds more like a planet from Star Trek.
@minnesotanfreedomist31472 жыл бұрын
You could say the hair dye is. “Out of this world”.
@chadstondangerfeld67492 жыл бұрын
Or that one SpongeBob meme, can't remember it rn exactly, blue number 7 or something?
@spideraba7692 жыл бұрын
Mr. Krabs misidentifies it as Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss; Spongebob starts to correct him but gets cut off before he can say the number.
@arthurfine42842 жыл бұрын
Name needs some work, but the announcer rhymes....spitting fire.
@Twinklethefox90222 жыл бұрын
I'm confused how some planets have numbers in their name when there's multiple named after the same thing. One planet was called wolf with a string of numbers
@plushdragonteddy2 жыл бұрын
ian: “i imagine kmart is really nostalgic for anyone who remembers going to one” what he means: “kmart evokes nostalgia in people who’ve been there” what i thought he meant: “boy kmart sure misses when anyone even remembered stepping foot in its doors”
@arthurfine42842 жыл бұрын
I don't doubt Kmart is a bit sad they can't go back to the 90s...Even the 2000s would be better than now. Kmart was a frequent place for shoes and kids clothing for my family when I was a kid. When someone mentioned Kmart sneakers, I understood what that meant.
@Beebeebobingee2 жыл бұрын
As a real estate agent in the Washington area, I have toured countless homes with Sun tunnels and they really do a lot for spaces bathrooms with no windows, but don't create the problems like maintenance and cleaning that a skylight can create. Sun Tunnels are the goat.
@amittesukku2 жыл бұрын
I love this series and I immediately got super sad for the ice cream guy when he failed. Things like that come with such a strong feeling of powerlessness for me.
@novelezra2 жыл бұрын
OK. I am from the UK and I remember when Diana died and everyone recorded it. I don't know why, but for some fucking reason that just MADE sense back then. We used to record everything. When was the last time you recorded something? It's been at least 25 years for me. Anyway, I am just shocked to see that even AMERICANS record the funeral. WHY?! Did we think we were going to rewatch it? Hey! Gather up the kids, lets watch Diana's funeral again. I'd be surprised if even ONE person can say that have watched it more than once. And if you did, please please please tell me why. Anyway great episode. This is the best show on youtube.
@ObsessedwithZelda22 жыл бұрын
It was probably considered a historic event or something, so maybe a ‘someone can look back on this later’ thing? Just a guess
@worldcomicsreview3542 жыл бұрын
I remember a hearse driving very slowly while people threw flowers at it. I also remember remembering the Megadrive or Playstation was upstairs.
@johnalogue98322 жыл бұрын
American here, I also don't understand why a nonzero number of Americans care about British royalty. Kinda contradicts our whole theme.
@Endocrom2 жыл бұрын
@@johnalogue9832 Not the royals in general, mostly just Diana. I don't know where from but I distinctly remember the phrase "America's Princess" on TV after she died.
@novelezra2 жыл бұрын
@@Endocrom Will people be saying this when Kim Kardashian dies?
@EmilyRitcheson2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, the Martha clips unearthed a forgotten memory for me. I used to watch this show called "Whatever, Martha" which was basically Martha's daughter and her friend roasting various segments from her show. Not sure how well it holds up now, but at the time I got a kick out of it. Anyway, great work as usual, Ian! Still love the Mystery Tapes series!
@bunniesandthorns2 жыл бұрын
I remember that show! She was so snarky, I loved it.
@sadiejay_2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment something similar! I really got a kick out of that show and I can see Ian riffing off of it or getting some inspo lololol
@DaftPunk6012 жыл бұрын
yes, i remember my mom showing me that show!! wat a nostalgia trip
@dmag42492 жыл бұрын
I live in the UK and have never been to a Kmart, and will never get the chance to go to one, but found a selection of recorded tapes on the internet that were played in the shops in the 80’s. The random crappy songs are consistently interjected by mentions of Martha Stewart and lawn furniture, as well as kitchenware. The moment I saw that Martha Stewart Kmart ad, there was a moment of wonderful recognition I have no reason having.
@auddiadem6 ай бұрын
i'm an american and fairly young, and one of my earliest memories is waking up at 3 in the morning to the K-mart lightbulb hovering around a white void while the logo fades into the background. there's something comforting about it but also deeply unsettling. shame how they've all closed now.
@ceeb4202 жыл бұрын
"That's almost as sad as Rick's entire family was after he fucking biffed the ice cream challenge." lmfaooo I'm dead
@Patterrz2 жыл бұрын
Martha Stewart Spaghetti Pie, truly a piece of history
@anomalous342 жыл бұрын
Go away Patterrz. I unsubbed when you didn't use my egg I emailed you in 2016. Jerk. I don't care if you didn't want a focus sash Chansey.
@anomalous342 жыл бұрын
@@No_Life_Alex He just didn't pick my egg that's all lol
@1Thunderfire2 жыл бұрын
@@anomalous34 Bit of a grudge, eh?
@anomalous342 жыл бұрын
@@1Thunderfire He will pay dearly.💀
@Tsuchiyomi2 жыл бұрын
oh shit its patterz
@LangstonDev2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has a lot of experience with the P-Touch, I can confirm that the P-Touch does in fact work really, really well.
@p_drizzle1232 жыл бұрын
I touch my P quite often and it hasn’t let me down yet
@kgpspyguy2 жыл бұрын
Is that anything like “The Cheese touch?”
@GtoZeren2 жыл бұрын
I know they arent the same, but as an australian its always weird when people bring up the american kmarts basically being dead. Theres roughly 234 stores named Kmart in Australia.
@RiceNoodlestw2 жыл бұрын
Are they the same business too? Logo and all? I am curious
@GtoZeren2 жыл бұрын
@@RiceNoodlestw Yeah, they are all owned by the Kmart group from my understanding.
@RiceNoodlestw2 жыл бұрын
@@GtoZeren just dug a little deeper, they are super similar in branding and concept but not the same. Thats cool to know, do they have blue light specials?
@oofnoise97412 жыл бұрын
@@RiceNoodlestw I guess Australians really like the letter K
@Goldenkitten12 жыл бұрын
I don't know if they were all the same but I know why my K-mart died. While Walmart, Target and Publix were upgrading into the new millenia or...yah know, doing basic renovations K-mart still looked like it did in the 60's. I mean kids would literally dare each other to go inside the clientelle was so seedy. Just guys in trench coats with pedo staches, ghosts and leaking cielings as far as the eye could see; that's my last memory of K-mart.
@digitalbooklett93572 жыл бұрын
As an Asian-American, full respect for that rice washing segment. People in other countries (The UK is an example) will cook their rice before washing it, leaving it a soggy mess when they put... hot steaming rice... through sink water. 😐 Good to see SOMEONE trying to teach people the correct way to do it.
@xxbeinaxx2 жыл бұрын
who in the hell is washing cooked rice im gonna scream and throw up, that should be illegal 😨
@digitalbooklett93572 жыл бұрын
@@xxbeinaxx there's a BBC fried rice cooking video by Hersha Patel where she does it and apparently that's not uncommon??? I'm crying
@Vykk_Draygo2 жыл бұрын
@@digitalbooklett9357 I mean, I don't always rinse my rice (no reason to rinse brown rice, for example), but washing it afterwards is stupid.
@wellthismachinekills38092 жыл бұрын
Dude yes, I'm Pacific islander and rice is a daily must. When I used to live in california, This one time I was over at my white friends house for dinner and when they said they cooked rice I was so excited, then horribly disappointed, it was flaky and dry. I don't wanna say they cooked it wrong, but I showed them the japanese style, or at least the way I was taught to prepare rice.
@scarletnight1077 Жыл бұрын
Nah the UK has a large Indian population we know to wash rice. That video was just whatever the fuck the BBC be doing
@Silverpicker2 жыл бұрын
love this series you do. So creative, so fun, and a nice hit of nostalgia too!
@robertschnobert90902 жыл бұрын
I love Mr Moose 🌈
@BayviewGhost2 жыл бұрын
I have exactly one brief recollection of the day tape 4 was recorded. I was in elementary school, it was just after breakfast, and my mom was standing in front of the TV, yelling to my dad in the next room "I can't find anything for the kids to watch, every fucking channel is just Princess Diana's funeral!" The memory ends there, but it's a little crazy to think that somewhere else in the world, at that very moment, that one specific little plastic tape was ticking away in someone's VCR.
@HarpsiFizz2 жыл бұрын
I've always loved Martha Stewart, but I completely forgot how laid back and calm she is on her show. It's nice to see, actually. I've gotten so used to these loud, overly-excited, overly-positive show hosts that she does come across as super relaxed.
@MaddieD9352 жыл бұрын
A relaxing host I enjoy is Julia Child. Something about it has a comfy home vibe to it and Julia herself is very genuine
@wormdoodles2 жыл бұрын
A lot of 90s and early 2000s cooking shows were like that. Calming shows where a nice lady in an expensive kitchen taught you how to make something. There's a recent show called Baked in Vermont (nothing to do with pot) that's a lot like that. Just nice to watch.
@DipseyDex2 жыл бұрын
there's a reason snoopdog and Martha became good friends.
@HarpsiFizz2 жыл бұрын
@@DipseyDex I absolutely love their friendship. Snoop is such a sweetheart, I swear. The cutest thing I ever saw was the behind the scenes of the filming of Bones where the director was commenting on how he was crushing on Pam Grier. It was so cute.
@nataistu47592 жыл бұрын
What a gift for thanksgiving. We always appreciate a brutalmoose video
@brutalmoose2 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate you guys tuning in!
@sonofsol28692 жыл бұрын
@@brutalmoose id appreciate more of these tho :p
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
@@brutalmoose love your videos Ian!😎
@kgpspyguy2 жыл бұрын
“These here, are TAPES without LABELS. I buy’em cheap.”
@liarliarpumpkineater48082 жыл бұрын
I installed a couple of those "sun tunnels" when I was younger. They really "don't" work that well. When the sun's at the right angle to it it gives a good amount of light, but that's only for like an hour a day. Otherwise it's no more light than a blinded window.
@travisisgood2 жыл бұрын
Interesting! The place I currently live has one in the bathroom and it has basically eliminated the need for lights during the day. Maybe it has something to do with location, not only on the house but on the Earth.
@somberpaw2 жыл бұрын
Other KZfaqrs: sneakily put ads in the middle of the show and annoy me Me: literally always skips it Ian: politely puts his advertisement at the end of the video, puts effort into making it an entertaining skit Me: for you Ian I will watch it.
@piperformerlycassette2 жыл бұрын
I also love that he upfront says "There's gonna be a promotion at the end of the video so don't watch it if you don't want to."
@imBailout2 жыл бұрын
when your brutalmoose video is uploaded directly in 4:3 format, you know youre in for some VHS goodness
@pullflower2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy, I love your mystery tape series. Been so long since the last one that I've been going through my own
@brutalmoose2 жыл бұрын
Really happy to be making more Mystery Tapes! I didn't mean to have such a large gap between series, I just didn't have any fresh tapes for a little while there. I hope your own Mystery Tape journey has been fruitful!
@pullflower2 жыл бұрын
@@brutalmoose been finding a bunch of great commercials and old Canadian programming, it's really cool and entertaining to go through all the old content like a time capsule of the period it was recorded
@rzeka2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would be moved almost to tears by a guy eating ice cream and thinking it's a different flavor than it is.
@paulwalters4612 жыл бұрын
Brutalmoose, I have been a fan for years. I have watched every video you have ever made. Mystery Tapes has and will continue to be a core memory in my adult life. I am very nostalgic and love to reminisce over a simpler, albeit still technological, time. Thank you for making these. I am writing this to you to humbly ask for more. That perhaps my small voice will be enough to push you to make just that one more episode. To push through what is doubtlessly countless hours and hard work for you and possible doubt about the continuation of the series. You have given me and my loved ones a fond memory together with each unique episode. So thank you. Damnit, I love mystery tapes. --Paul
@mathieuleader86012 жыл бұрын
I always remember that episode of Fraiser where the Cranes went to the Antiques Roadshow with their antique clock from their ancestor and believed they are descendants of the Romanovs the Russian Royals but it turned out that their ancestor was just a maid who worked for the Romanov's
@juliamavroidi8601 Жыл бұрын
I've watched my fair share of Antique shows and sometimes that really happens
@BenColАй бұрын
Veneer!
@PlatinumWoW2 жыл бұрын
The pets smart commercial at 21:02 had me dying laughing
@razvy42 жыл бұрын
where new video ?
@vuuuf2 жыл бұрын
oh hey it's the dungeon divey guy!
@razvy42 жыл бұрын
thank for new video
@tuanr12 жыл бұрын
eastern kingdoms lore safari part 2 when?
@sebbaa932 жыл бұрын
We had this "The Big Moment" format here in Chile too, it was actually based on a japanese show were a member of a family had to past a test usually an acrobatic one. They had one week to train the test and then they had ONE chance to do it in the studio and like 2 to 3 minutes to do it. It was actually a pretty beloved show in Chile. It was known as "Si se la puede, gana" sorta like "If you can do it, you win"
@worldcomicsreview3542 жыл бұрын
The UK had a show where some random member of the public had a week to train to do some dangerous Hollywood-style stunt. Spoiler: death.
I always enjoy how Moose posts videos right when I need them. He disappears and then reappears to brighten my day, love ya Ian
@miguelcasanova47922 жыл бұрын
Why is every brutalmoose serie so amazing? Games, Movies, Tapes, Food, brutalmoose is the goat!
@Zaneyboy2_02 жыл бұрын
Ian's hit it out of the park with this one. He's really nailed the 80s cable/straight to video aesthetic
@ssj6bejeeta2 жыл бұрын
Lol 80s. Tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer. You know nothing and neither do the 74 people that liked your comment.
@kemp54022 жыл бұрын
Mystery tapes is by far my favorite "series/show" on KZfaq and it inspired me to start collecting them myself!
@RiceNoodlestw2 жыл бұрын
Haha. Thats hilarious, the billions of unused tapes go from their original shelf to your shelf unused. I get it tho, my grandma recorded everything, everything. We had in our house at least 1k tapes. Doubt they are still around.
@HoodrichGnxco2 жыл бұрын
i just wanted to say thank you for everything over the years, ive watched your channel since the Isle of the Dead/Lego City days, your channel has grown so much and it puts a smile on my face to see your videos still, thank u !!!!!!!
@aw71452 жыл бұрын
Same! I watched him when I was a kid and he was talking about video games and I think he's the only KZfaqr I watched back then that I still watch now as an adult
@2009TNT2 жыл бұрын
My KZfaq feed is so different now than it was 8-9 years ago, or even just 3-4 years ago… but through all of the changes and creators who I’ve lost interest in or have faded away, the one consistently high quality channel has been Brutalmoose. Even though his content is very different now, he still feels authentic and true to himself, like every video he makes is for him rather than an algorithm and that just makes his videos so much more fun to watch than any other creator I’ve seen
@bagodrago2 жыл бұрын
I love this series. The fact that you film it on VHS adds so much character.
@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost Жыл бұрын
It's the day after the forced holiday for the Queen's burial or whatever here in the UK so seeing the Princess Diana recording there was a lil close to home, great vid n love this series 👏
@janordanu20082 жыл бұрын
That lady bashing the barbies together in a domestic dispute was really surreal to me. Never thought of regular adults roleplaying with their toys like we did as kids.
@robinw.808310 ай бұрын
I think they might be describing how they played with them as children? Especially the second clip, where all the verbs are in past tense.
@Foervraengd2 жыл бұрын
We had the show "the big moment" in sweden as well, I remember loving watching it because the prices wasnt just money it was a pile of things each family member have always wanted. Which made it much more enticing. Also PLEASE IAN RIP AND UPLOAD THE BARBIE DOC WE NEED IT
@SamLemont2 жыл бұрын
Zoe Lescaze is an actress, but is also a writer, and has written a book called "paleoart". From the amazon bio for the book "Zoë Lescaze is a freelance writer based in New York City, where she was born and raised. She studied art history, studio art, and anthropology at Bowdoin College, and has worked as an archaeological illustrator in Cameroon. Currently an art critic and journalist, her writing has appeared in ARTnews, Artforum, and Even, among other print and online publications."
@FLOPPYBAKER2 жыл бұрын
I've never stopped watching a NFL game for anything else until now...happy Thanksgiving moosemcmystery
@kevinharshman42802 жыл бұрын
ehh shit game anyway, this will be much more entertaining
@unbindingfloyd2 жыл бұрын
Just have to say I love how you recorded this with that old VHS box style resolution. Apparently it is viewable without the black borders in the default view. I never knew you could upload and view it like this. Pretty cool man.
@RealDJStew7242 жыл бұрын
He used an actual VHS camcorder to make this
@locnar12 жыл бұрын
My grandmother usually babysat me, so i grew up watching tons of Martha Stewart. One of my favorite things about Martha is her dry sense of humor.
@hypnotised-clover2 жыл бұрын
If you plan on making another Brutal foods, I'd love to see you try to make the "spaghetti pie" based on nothing more than the content of that VHS tape.
@prehistoricturtlesaurus53092 жыл бұрын
You'd think it would be good to watch but I feel like spaghetti pie is the 90's equivalent of what housewives were doing back in the 50's encasing everything in gelatin. It would be like "yup, it's cold spaghetti..."
@mroxannevh2 жыл бұрын
haha don't knock it til you try it. source: homemaker for 10 years now 😅
@prehistoricturtlesaurus53092 жыл бұрын
@@mroxannevh It looks disgusting. Chef of 15 yrs
@mroxannevh2 жыл бұрын
@@prehistoricturtlesaurus5309 I've ordered it from a restaurant before. so it's definitely a thing. but alas maintain your prejudice ta!
@Kira_Yoshikage9592 жыл бұрын
Ian I came to your channel for Brutalfoods and stayed for retro game, movies, and VHS review. Keep up the good work, I'm glad you finally did another mystery tapes
@overstuffedlad2 жыл бұрын
Please never stop making this series. Seriously, you're the best channel on KZfaq.
@BlueKoinu2 жыл бұрын
I love the retro mystery tapes! Had a good laugh at the comment "She often rides the line between sounding either really relaxed or really bored." LMAO XD
@Invalidar2 жыл бұрын
Never stop being you Ian, you make the internet slightly more tolerable.
@henriquejambu2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking “damn would really love a new brutalmoose video” and then it materialized in front of me. Thank u
@RankSarpac2 жыл бұрын
"Allow me to clue you in: Martha Stewart is a convicted felon-" really got me. 03:57
@vagamer5222 жыл бұрын
The king is back "does video games produce violence" *cuts to Bill Cosby commerical*
@einfisch38912 жыл бұрын
The clown commercial legitimately seems like something in an analog horror series on youtube. The strange timeless void they seem to be trapped in with that clown is just too eerie
@Goldenkitten12 жыл бұрын
"I'm on camera" "You're on camera!" *Smiles nervously knowing there's no way she's getting rid of the murder weapon now*
@SoulcatcherLucario2 жыл бұрын
20:02 holy shit the swearing caught me off guard - everything else was so chill and then that lmao 10/10
@sodapup832 жыл бұрын
To be fair, seeing the way those two cook together would make me swear too.
@diminie_chimketАй бұрын
Lol are you a child??
@SuperNova-mp5zp2 жыл бұрын
Yah it's mystery tapes one of if not my fave series from you! I love the retro asthetic and how authentic it is with you using an actual tape based camcorder! And it being in 4:3 ratio. It hits my love of the 90s / 80s so much!! Thank you again my dude!
@Nefi4242 жыл бұрын
"Keep it to yourself, man. Save that sssshit for the dark web." Is probably one of my favorite new Brutalmoose quotes.
@Rhapsodos_X2 жыл бұрын
such a magical window into the past, there really isnt anything like what youre doing here Ian. Hope for many more years
@treefingers65722 жыл бұрын
I love the way you use genuine archival terminology and act like we're digging through a cozy museum, and the jazz is just the cherry on top my god THE JAZZ.
@krystalc57192 жыл бұрын
Seeing the local commercials gets me. I grew up in Spokane, so the cricket’s and the Spokane Children’s Theatre ads was an unexpected treat. Awesome video as usual!
@n0isyturtle2 жыл бұрын
15:58 Zoe actually grew up to be a fairly successful writer! Good for her.
@darksparkyshark4302 жыл бұрын
Is that the same Zoe? Wow!
@liliofthevalley10002 жыл бұрын
What's her full name?
@Hhh-j8o2 жыл бұрын
@@liliofthevalley1000 Zoe lescaze
@lupusgigan11162 жыл бұрын
Give Yona "it's sex" and Zoe "skinny little thing" a reddit account each, AND LET THEM FIGHT!
@Endocrom2 жыл бұрын
You can bet Zoe was going to say something other than "thing" before stopping herself.
@Rextum2 жыл бұрын
Ian: ”I lose my appetite when I see streched cheese in commercials” That same Ian: ”I am advertising cereal by vomiting milk on it. That should sell well!”
@ryeinc2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually a bit familiar with Michael Holigan, interesting fella. Texas based as you said, big into real estate, land development, etc. He built up a successful website in the early days of the Internet with a lot of housing information and selling various home goods and such. He was also big into stock car racing and motocross. I’m most familiar with him because in 2000 he sponsored Jerry Nadeau’s #25 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Chevrolet. Jerry actually pulled off a win in the Michael car, winning the 2000 NAPA 500 which (at that time) was to be the last NASCAR race broadcast on ESPN.
@sonyslyer99462 жыл бұрын
This is truly my favorite series and I’m glad to see this again! It’s that time of season where I can cozy up, have my warm cat next to me and just watching this 😌 It feels like Christmas now
@sleepyote2 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite series too!
@Mr.Pallanza2 жыл бұрын
I've been through a strenuous work week, and attended a booze-filled thanksgiving party with co-workers. As an Introvert myself, coming home after these activities then seeing this video on my recommended made me grab a nice hot cup of coffee, wrap myself in a blanket, and simply enjoy. Thanks for these kinds videos, Ian. You're my favorite KZfaqr who gives glimpses of the past thru these mysterious video tapes with an aesthetic I sorely missed and took for granted when I was a young tot. Cheers and more success to you!
@cupcaketaker2 жыл бұрын
Leaving a comment for engagement because I just love Mystery Tapes, it's so relaxing. But I can't think of anything so I'll just say that Cricket's, the restaurant advertised, is still open in Coeur d'Alene Idaho. So that's neat
@mikey100swim Жыл бұрын
Mr. Moose, I gotta say, your videos are a GODSEND for the mornings. The calm pacing, delivery, and humor help ease-in my day, contrary to blasting my brain with high-speed TikToks upon waking. New morning routine established - Thanks Brutal!!!
@MD-bf2ce2 жыл бұрын
WHAT?!?! I missed a tape video!!!?? Hell yeah. Also I'm convinced Martha was just baked as fuck for every episode. She sounds EXACTLY like I do when listening to someone explain something when I'm baked.
@CinnamonGrrlErin12 жыл бұрын
It's a Thanksgiving miracle!! I'm so thankful for this channel which has made my days so much brighter
@harrynazarian31842 жыл бұрын
Ian, I love when you do these series! You've been killing it with content, don't get me wrong, but the mystery tape episodes take me back when I was younger in the 80s/90s. By the way, I remember there were services from Blockbuster or Hollywood Video that could recover lost content from VHS tapes by rebuilding the residue left behind from the original recording. Hope you can do an episode of that one day. Happy Turkey Day! 🙂
@Idedicatethishandletomycats2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be mad about a Martha-Stewart-Tape-Episode. Thank you for your wonderful content.
@ethanparks78342 жыл бұрын
I cannot put into words how much I love this series. Growing up, my dad worked at an electronics store where he always brought home VCR players, and TVs. But the best part was when people left their tapes in the players and we got to watch a fun movie. I remember watching the commercials still though. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for the top notch content.
@Cancricore2 жыл бұрын
i liked watching martha stewart with my mom as a kid since she was more straight to the point and calm. it was annoying trying to watch a home making show that have people talking over all themselves and going off topic. its like those recipe websites that have like 90 page essays before they even tell you the ingredient list.
@buhgingo29332 жыл бұрын
*explains how she came up with the recipe after disposing of her husband’s remains, giving exact coordinates to where they might be located* Ingredients: 1 pint of rainbow sherbet An egg
@boonsaplenty39242 жыл бұрын
@@buhgingo2933 Tools needed: Electric stand mixer Immersion blender Food processor And tiny hwisk
@randcstudios2 жыл бұрын
Yes! My girlfriend and I have missed this series so much! Glad to see its back!
@zinkpopovitch95192 жыл бұрын
Marta is the human embodiment of 'damn bro that's crazy'
@SocieteRoyale2 жыл бұрын
holy shit man, that Diana funeral brought back memories, I remember watching all excruciating 6 hours with my parents house on BBC1. Felt like every single person in Britain stopped to watch it, such a weird time
@LeonelLAURE2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing #PokemonSwordShield
@geeboon6692 жыл бұрын
Oh bealeve me, it was the same here in the states. My parents were watching coverage about that for days. People everywhere were talking about it. I was like 14 when that happened, and I remeber thinking "who the hell is Princess Diana?!"
@blockrocka2252 жыл бұрын
Richard totally scotching the ice cream challenge is one of the most hilariously depressing things I have ever seen
@neverknowsjess Жыл бұрын
I need more mystery tapes now. I just rewatched all of them. IM foaming at the mouth for more