[BTS Texts] - RM has a new pet!
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4 жыл бұрынI know you ARMYs can guess what our president Namjoon would want as a pet!
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@ohhowtheturnhavetableshuh65 4 жыл бұрын
Me after watching this video: 🦀 *becoming one with the crabs*🦀🦀🦀🦀
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
I am crab too now 🦀🦀🦀
@seren__dipity. 4 жыл бұрын
Me too🦀🦀🦀🦀
@mailaus9987 4 жыл бұрын
🦀 🦀
@kelvinmooi3424 4 жыл бұрын
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
@sunhopii8534 4 жыл бұрын
I'm joining 🦀🦀🦀🦀
@Human79070 4 жыл бұрын
Joon: I just love crabs so much “Searches on google how to become a crab” Too good
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
🦀
@slayed3933 4 жыл бұрын
Click click🦀🦀🦀
@amalmondamaq1545 4 жыл бұрын
Rm:How to become a 🦀 Google:wut the fuck hell noooooo you can not😶😒😳
@shailatanuza5423 4 жыл бұрын
I searched how to turn into a crab, and this is what I get; *In evolutionary biology, carcinisation (or carcinization) is a hypothesised process whereby crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah* ............... Is that helpful?
@_wooyoungest 4 жыл бұрын
Cancerians: *laugh in astrological crab*
@pieslice5309 4 жыл бұрын
nobody: literally nobody: not even the seagulls from finding nemo: namjoon: today’s a good day to get a crab 🦀
@whatcanisayexcept2829 4 жыл бұрын
Things I wish to be: *Yeontan* *Jin's pets* *The camera* *a crab* *Min Holly* *a cat* *a chicken* *a dog* *the floor* Damn I'm weird
@xandraxianne4919 4 жыл бұрын
@Emmalee Speigle oooohhhhh~😏 Sh*t my dirty mind- Yea😏😏
@Arrxson 4 жыл бұрын
you forgot stingray😂
@chetnabumra5414 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot water bottle! That's the most important one!!
@Arrxson 4 жыл бұрын
@@chetnabumra5414 OH MY GAWD ...shouldnt leave the water bottle out 😂
@whatcanisayexcept2829 4 жыл бұрын
@@chetnabumra5414 oh right. lemme add this
@lsermchi9485 4 жыл бұрын
Tae: we have a new puppy friend for Tannie! Tannie: new friend?! RM: no Tannie stay lonely forever
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Tannie
@lsermchi9485 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna write another comment but I'm just gonna write it here: Me: oh RM likes crabs? Also me: |~•°randomly becomes a crabs and runs looking RM and the rest of the members°•~|
@_gyminnie_8673 4 жыл бұрын
Here's a puppy friend for yeontan: 🐕 🐾💖🤗
@lsermchi9485 4 жыл бұрын
@@_gyminnie_8673 Tannie: thank you!!!!!!!!!! Me: yay he has been screaming for years for a friend
@_gyminnie_8673 4 жыл бұрын
@@lsermchi9485 💖💖🤗😊💜
@briellemartinez8033 4 жыл бұрын
Yoongi: wait a second where did you find a crab??? Me: *HE STOLE HIS CRAB FROM THE SEAFOOD STORE*
@ksjprincee 3 жыл бұрын
I did not steal anything! I am GoOd BoY~
@Nene-rv8yc 3 жыл бұрын
@@ksjprincee *says the one who breaks everything* *okey*
@ksjprincee 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nene-rv8yc I don't do it on purpose. 🙄😒
@Nene-rv8yc 3 жыл бұрын
@@ksjprincee I mean- I also break a lot of things but most of the time I do it on purpose 😅 or not idk anymore😒
@sabytuon3744 4 жыл бұрын
1:01 Namjoon: Its a crab. Me: Im not even suprised.
@angelic7699 4 жыл бұрын
0:37 his name is 3000 "cause he's gonna love him 3000" Jackson wang has a song called I love you "3000" *tEeHeE* Edit: ty for the likes UwU
@khhspedup 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Dun dun dun dun dun dun no spoilers pleasee
@arianna1571 4 жыл бұрын
the title of that song is a reference to avengers: engage in which Tony stark's daughter tells him that she loves him 3000
@angelic7699 4 жыл бұрын
@@arianna1571 oop- I honestly did not know that that's actually pretty cool
@arianna1571 4 жыл бұрын
@@angelic7699 I JUST REALIZED THAT THE AUTOCORRECTOR WROTE ENGAGE INSTEAD OF ENDGAME HVFRLHVIBER I'M SO DUMB
@amalmondamaq1545 4 жыл бұрын
He hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🐺
@hoolithewanderinghooligan5110 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Hears he got a crab* Me: Namjoon let me show you something Me: *plays crab rave*
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he likes it haha
@adrianastefan3003 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I love demon sleyer
@BunBun-gu7ql 4 жыл бұрын
"You can really be adorable hyung" wait so he wasn’t already adorable before Then? ;~;
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
He's always adorable 💜
@BunBun-gu7ql 4 жыл бұрын
P. Parrapio I’m sure we could all agree on that =w=
@kittyelf1485 4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad I kept waiting for someone to say, “we already have Yoonkitty?” whenever living with a crab got mentioned? I mean, he’s crabby so isn’t that close enough? This video made my crappy day better. It’s snowing here, I had a doctor appt, and we had to get new phones and I hate this thing, so much. At least I finally got KZfaq to work on it.
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Loool everyone really likes to make fun of our cute Yoonkitty haha 😻 I hope you are ok, glad the video could help a little 💜
@kittyelf1485 4 жыл бұрын
P. Parrapio I’m fine. I just have trouble sleeping and they’re working on fixing it is all. Nothing major.
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
@@kittyelf1485 K I'm glad it's nothing serious. It's still annoying though, hope it gets better soon!
@kittyelf1485 4 жыл бұрын
P. Parrapio thanks. I appreciate that
@vminkvii9475 4 жыл бұрын
that *"what happened soulmate"* just made me soft
@yoongisnewpetrock4866 4 жыл бұрын
The opening always makes me laugh
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
😁
@kryonixx 4 жыл бұрын
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP HITTING ME WITH FRIENDS MY POOR HEART
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, if I have to cry, you all have to cry with me! 💜
@vminxluv 4 жыл бұрын
As a vmin shipper my heart is exploding
@Jd-ml2wz 4 жыл бұрын
WILDOSSYBOSSY I know
@thefirstlovestorythatyoong1893 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@madelynnhennessy2483 4 жыл бұрын
Vmin’s Friends is killing meeeee!!!
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@LetsSaboogi 4 жыл бұрын
Jimin: says "soulmate" Me: she's gonna- BGM: You are my soulmate~ Me: we knew :/
@tylerthecreated9435 4 жыл бұрын
When you’re early but don’t know what to say
@shubhangisingh159 4 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is way too hot to handle
@nijaylabrown4168 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@aleesya___ 4 жыл бұрын
Jimin is that one friend that always laugh at every jokes but don't want to show it 😂😂 Joon love toward nature and animals are so cute 😊
@skyleigh7524 4 жыл бұрын
The Group awwww at the end was the best. Cutie Namjoonie
@jiminsheight2541 4 жыл бұрын
i can never get over this intro 😂😂
@eon__ 4 жыл бұрын
Video idea: The one with the stollen hoodie
@eon__ 4 жыл бұрын
Emmalee Speigle lol maybeee
@seemakhan3676 4 жыл бұрын
3:38 Yoongi : stop attacking me i ate food i baughti did nothing wrong (Sad kitty) Hobi: it's ok bro i still love you Me: SOPE IS CONFIRMEEDDDDD 🤩🤩🤩
@MBella123 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 🤣 My face hurts from laughing and smiling the whole video
@leetaeminshairdye 4 жыл бұрын
Jungkook saying "duh" is hitting me right in the heart.
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
He's so cuuuuute
@leetaeminshairdye 4 жыл бұрын
@@PParrapio He isssss it hurts sometimes how precious he really is
@fal4thought 4 жыл бұрын
That intro is Golden Maknae material.
@mai4078 4 жыл бұрын
The 4 dislikes are from the other crabs Yoongi ate.
@kpuniversalinc327 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to buy some crabs for Namjoon, he's so adorable with crabs I can't help it, my heart melts 💜💜🌺🌺😂😭👀🤓😊💖💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? He's so cute!
@kpuniversalinc327 4 жыл бұрын
@@PParrapio So adorable💜🌺🤓
@kimnamjoon5422 4 жыл бұрын
Please buy some for me. People such as Min Yoongi the devil keeps eating them :(
@sugarplumprincess6833 4 жыл бұрын
@@kimnamjoon5422, I'll buy all the crabs in the world.
@cherrysprinkles1311 3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarplumprincess6833 i want to but i am broke lmao
@Seokjinsflowercrown 4 жыл бұрын
Awww nooooooo you can't do that to me, I love Vmin's Song sooo much, I cried for 10 Minutes & it suits them so much. ;w; & Poor Namjoon because of the Crab, I hope the Jungkook and Taehyung brought it alive :D And my Theory why he doesn't like seafood and crab is that he's secretly a merman owo
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
I've been crying every day since Friday over two men's friendship lol, I've never been so soft. That song is just too much! I'm sure JK and Tae took good care of the lil crab :) 🧜
@Seokjinsflowercrown 4 жыл бұрын
Let's cry together ;w; It such a beautiful Song ;w; I hope haha :D
@stanitzylol 4 жыл бұрын
No one: No even a single soul: No even you: JUNGKOOK: PaRdOn?!
@slayed3933 4 жыл бұрын
Me: * watches the video * Also me after watching the vid: hmmm we're the kookie express at cuz I don't feel like walking today.
@imliterallyjesse 4 жыл бұрын
i loved this, it made my day (my 1 hour and 40 minutes because it's 1:40am lmao) keep doing what you're doing, i purple you 💜 you nice, keep going (the smart words of baby mochi)
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Infires, man! you can be papa mochi💜
@parksooby 4 жыл бұрын
JK: I am....... All BTS Member: JAY KEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
@kritikakaur.22 4 жыл бұрын
Me seeing the title and just knowing it’s gonna be a crab
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Haha :D
@tanyagupta5146 4 жыл бұрын
Most underrated KZfaqr ever
@army-atiny-stantalents2765 4 жыл бұрын
Joon: I'm gonna love him 3000 Me: AHSJDJDKSK MY NAMJIN HEART IS BEATING Joon: 🦀 Me: oh....
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
💜🦀🦀🦀
@KylieTyykila 4 жыл бұрын
the two dislikes are from Yoongi and Jimin
@punjabob 4 жыл бұрын
who ever is the one who disliked this video PLEASE STOP
@---fn3yd 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from Australians trying to like.
@worldwideslipper811 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not worldwide handsome anymore...I’m worldwide crabsome *..-Insert Windshield wiper laugh-..*
@kavehmylaloves 4 жыл бұрын
Idea:who stole taehyung’s Gucci collection😂the video is sooo goooddddd!💜❤️🖤❤️ I laughed the whole time😂
@booksandcoffee07 4 жыл бұрын
Namjoon: I Love Crabs. Me: okay!! I'm a crab now.
@thekylieandkandiceshow6046 4 жыл бұрын
Hi P. Parrapio!! I love you and ChinChimTrash, JamJamJ, and Squishy Min Yoongi, but out of all of them you are the most creative!
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
That's incredibly nice of you to say, thank you so much!
@natashacontreras9187 4 жыл бұрын
Omg we really need to fix these walls😂😂 aww they got a crab for joonie
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
🦀💜
@t1nysunoo764 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Namjoon: keeping a cooked crab as a pet
@c_m_kai6020 4 жыл бұрын
Yoonkitty is officially my favourite nickname in the whole universe
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
😻
@tartaesauce597 4 жыл бұрын
im watching this in class lol..... I HAVE TO, IM ADDICTED
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Aww 😂
@florenciabuw3736 4 жыл бұрын
Namjoon:i got a new pet Jin:is it a sugar glider Jungkook:is it a bunny Jhope:is it a cat Namjoon:iTs A cRaB Me:typical namjoon
@shailatanuza5423 4 жыл бұрын
#LeaveYoongiAlone 😔✊
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
💜✊
@shailatanuza5423 4 жыл бұрын
5:33 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍💜💜💜💜
@fiandrafulchiati4901 4 жыл бұрын
Everybooty get on the taekook express! We are on a mission to make our leader happy and we will succeed, come what may😤💜 Ps. This was unexpectedly wholesome 😆
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
💜
@leigh3555 4 жыл бұрын
some of these videos make me want to become a crab
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Same 😩
@minfuzzle 4 жыл бұрын
joonie + 🦀 = the definition of wholesome
@bu1rAwR_ 4 жыл бұрын
Gurl.... Idk if anyone else has told you this but your intro...... ITS AMAZING.... I mean not even the first 5 secomds of the video and I'am already choking on my water
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
😆 Thanks!
@kikimazah5623 4 жыл бұрын
Vid idea: when jk gets jealous of v and Jimin making Friends and demands that Jimin makes a song with him
@punjabob 4 жыл бұрын
3:13 i swear i have that same plushie
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Eevee 💜
@punjabob 4 жыл бұрын
P. Parrapio yes 💜 eevee
@itzmehDevi 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how everyone is blaming yoongi Then yoongi is like *I bought it with My own money for me to eat!! Its not my mistake he became friends with my meal* 😂😂
@Monaaableh 4 жыл бұрын
Awww Joonie is soo precious!! Protect!!!
@zubislounge-1202 4 жыл бұрын
Joonie:i love them so much Me: how to be a human crab Google: sorry you aren't worth it Me: you bis- Google: sorry namjoon loves crab as animals Me:trying to become a crab as animal
@sanjanashekar6579 4 жыл бұрын
"Shy in president" and "Disgusted in mochi" were so cute and funny 😂😍❤💜 Also, Hobi 's expression at 1:27 and 6:24 killed me !!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Loved the whole video ❤
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
💜
@aishalipal6704 3 жыл бұрын
Namjoon's love for crab overwhelms him and blinds him to this extend that he end up petting a cooked crab☺😆 so sweet "Am JK that's what I do", bunny express😆😂😂😂
@yelhena 4 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video, I got an ad of BTS filter by Jimin, I didn’t even skip the ad lmao, I was jamming to that sh*t.
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Filter is so good
@shahad-gc4xo 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the many reason KIM NAMJOON IS MY BIAS WRECKER AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH FOR ME HE IS JUST JUST PERFECT EVERYTHING HE DOES OR SAYS..ETC
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
He's so cute without even trying 💜
@Rox7ne 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I just found this channel and BTS texts videos and I'm so happy about it :) 💜💜 tbh I loved ChimChimTrash's idea for BTS's texts but I LOVED your idea of using sound as if we're hearing them too (the laughs in this case). That was really original of you, and tbh new, and it made it 10x funnier. Not to mention the pics, gifs and the little notes. They were all amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💜💜 I was laughing a lot lmao Edit: now imma subscribe and be eager each time u upload 💜
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I appreciate! 💜
@LetsSaboogi 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 THIS EDIT OH MY GOSH
@user-gf5og3uf5d 4 жыл бұрын
Yoongi is like *it was u* while hobi is like *what did I do?!*
@tinypotato7985 4 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say... i LOVE your intro
@Lilsurfavwasian 4 жыл бұрын
3rd! Yay!😁 Your vids are GREAT! Keep going!
@alyson7277 4 жыл бұрын
heyyy can we get a video w kitty yoongi where bts think he turned into a cat but he was taking a nap or where joonie becomes tiny hehe edit: hehe tsundere jinnie is cute when he didn’t get food🥺👉👈
@thenamtiddies7126 4 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO WAY JIMIN DIDN'T LIKE THOSE DAD JOKES... THE ONLY PERSON WHO LAUGHS AT ALMOST ANY DAD JOKE...
@kookieseuphoricflower8411 4 жыл бұрын
I love how no matter what yoongi is trying to bargain for joonies crabs 😂
@mystostranger 4 жыл бұрын
Liked commented and subscribed
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@mystostranger 4 жыл бұрын
@@PParrapio anytime. Great content by the way
@lonelypotato39 4 жыл бұрын
64th viewer 👌 Love ur content girl! U nice, keep going .
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, lobely!
@blackcrimson2831 4 жыл бұрын
Namjoon: I dunno.... I just love crabs. CANCERS WERE YA ALL AT! ✌🏻😉😏😝
@MegaBlubblubb 3 жыл бұрын
Joonie and his crabs are just adorable. ♥
@bulletproofarmy7624 4 жыл бұрын
Holly shit😂😂😂😂😂 m ur subscriber nd m enjoying ur videos so much. Thank you so much for posting them 😍
@coughs1134 4 жыл бұрын
Your intro is amazing I-
@crazyth1ngs600 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, this was the cutest thing ever! 🥺💜💜💜 And I really hope they don't fix those walls 😂
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
😂💜
@justasian2870 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, you are one of the best youtubers in text stories..💜💜
@nouser3492 4 жыл бұрын
You’ve blown up!
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I'm so surprised 😊 Thank you cutie!
@itz_lunaart6138 4 жыл бұрын
Chello! Love your channel 💜
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Ayo! Thanks!
@itz_lunaart6138 4 жыл бұрын
@@PParrapio of course!
@mathilder.1839 4 жыл бұрын
That was so funny and cute !! Yea for sure Namjoon's pet would be a crab !
@revaille._su 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all tell me...I'm not the only one who died at the intro🤣🤣🤣
@shubhangisingh159 4 жыл бұрын
I won't mind if JK abducts me too
@greenleaf8341 4 жыл бұрын
Hi pls give me a shoutout!?😊
@jupiter5650 4 жыл бұрын
i could watch your intro for years and never get bored of it!
@fernandasn9840 4 жыл бұрын
This video was kinda wholesome
@rishtarai6969 3 жыл бұрын
The pause in between was really hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 great job 👏👏👏
@suzumutsu 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, why doesn't this have more views? It's hilarious, I loved all the memes and sound effects😂😂😂😂
@fateali1149 4 жыл бұрын
YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS BRIGHTEN MY DAY!
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I'm glad you like them!! 💜
@kiarah7329 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you making it without using strong language and bad words. please make more video you are awesome.
@PParrapio 4 жыл бұрын
💜
@lillynguyen998 3 жыл бұрын
Parrapio:ima check how to be a crab Me:watches into the end*time to search how to be a crab!
@jazabelladesigns470 3 жыл бұрын
"l think you befriended my lunch bro"😂I'm ded😂😂
@muffinstan7622 4 жыл бұрын
I love jungkook’s “ I am jk it’s what I do.” LOL so funny lmao 😆 🤣🤣😂😊
@butterfly-jr1yp 4 жыл бұрын
Yay! Thanks for posting 💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜
@ghostflwry 4 жыл бұрын
I love this more than I should
@lanamiure2254 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best one so far
@laurafloyd6554 2 жыл бұрын
P. Parrapio, I love your videos so much!! I start laughing even before the videos start! Thank you so very much, lolol.
@parulwarrier7453 4 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, the intro will never get old💜💜💜
@Julia-uv7nz 3 жыл бұрын
THERE WAS AN AD SHOWING OFF SEAFOOD AND THERE WERE CRABS!!!! I CANT THESE ADS ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!!! ALSO AM I GOING TO JAIL FOR LAUGHING???
@bangladeshimomliza4220 4 жыл бұрын
What can I do? I know nothing!! Cuz it's so funny that it puts my holy sh*t on fire
@Saawsaga 4 жыл бұрын
Luv ur vids P.Parrapio and this vid was funny 😆😆😆
@Zhangur1 4 жыл бұрын
"Because I'm gonna love him 3000" That song is superior.
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