If you cant understand when a comment on here is joking or not don't reply and make a fool out of yourself bro

(wee/zer)

GRRR!!! THESE DANG LIBREALS MAKING EVERY WEZZER SOMG ABOUT THEM GARSG DARN PRONOUNCED

This is the sound track to the Fitnessgram Pacer Test

Of course they have blue album and pronouns... smh 🙄

missed opportunity to change the weezer in the top right to wee/zer

You should’ve slowed it down just for that awesome guitar lick

If you reduce your speed to 0.25x at the bridge, it’s a super distorted version of the song at its original tempo

I like how it goes from pop punk to grindcore really fast

im gonna send this to someone everytime they say "i dont have pronouns"

the lick 😭

Buddy Holly but they found out they only have one minute left on their gig and really want to finish the song.

the perfect speed for my dwindling attention span

i cant believe weezer went woke 😭

My favorite part of this song was always "don't you ever fear, I'm all Weezer." I'd always get a kick out of that.

Jotaro Kujo: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN’T JUST REDUCE MY TIME STOP!!! Father Pucci:

They turned the weezer lick into a sweep picking lick

weezer but they realized their cover was blown and then start running

The riff tho

I appreciate that you preserved the pitch instead of it getting comically high pitched

what ive learned is weezer hyperpop is fucking good

This is River Cuomo's America

0:54 the riff

Every 3rd grade teacher should show this to their students

Thank you for including “me” and “we” and such, since those are also pronoujs

I like how it turns into a DragonForce song

I hate that YT recommended this to me. I’ve gotten this song stuck in my head TWICE in the past week

Buddy holly but it slowly becomes a tik tok audio

Ben Shapiro is shaking in his loafers, but even he agrees this is a bop.

THEY PRONOUNCED WEEZER?????

eminem and hatsune miku have been real quiet since this dropped🥱

A true piece of art 😩

the last chorus was like a fucking natural disaster. this is the future the left wants

Sounds like it’s inside a lawnmower during the chorus.

0:55

It's like a frantic grammar lesson. perfection

WEEZER IS HAS PROUNOUN?????????

I love the part where rivers said “it’s weezing time” and weezed all over everything.

weezer preforming buddy holly but they are in a far right leaning country/state and get more nervous everytime river says a pronoun and try to get the song done with as quick as possible (and somehow everyone else stays perfectly in time)

I guess you could say It gets progressively faster! I'll be here all week.

What's with these non gender specific friends dissing my gender fluid romantic partner 😔

i love that you can still tell when the riff plays

Holy shit the ending riff sounds so good sped up

If Weezer was a zoomer band with the attention span of a fly.

This is amazing

you should have given them blue hair or something

if you change your speed to 0.25x at the riff it sounds as if the riff was entirely untouched

Show this to a transphobic person and put in the lyrics if they have ever said “I don’t like using pronouns, it’s too hard for me”

i swear to god how is the lick still the most played part

LIBERAL BUDDY HOLLY

elon musk be like “why is the song speeding up so much????”

The one rapper Eminem is too scared to diss

Love this, especially the lick in X0.25 speed

Can't believe Weezer went woke.

"Don't be afraid of sped-up Weezer, it can't hurt you..." Sped-up Weezer: 💀

WEEZER SAYS TRANS RIGHTS. WE STAN

alternate title, buddy holly, but they're on the run...

Should removed the ezer so it is just we

I love how the rift is still distinguishable

I dOnT uSe ProNouns .. guess (you) don’t wanna be referrred to then…

missed opportunity to give weezer blue hair

Nice one👍

0:21 - Right when the perfect time signature kicks in.

when you're happy you enjoy the song, when you're sad you understand the lyrics

0:46 the best part

i like how you included possessive pronounce

Imagine this was just how music worked and we didn't question it.

THEM DARN KILOMETER LOVERS AND THERE DARN PRONOUNCES!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

someone should put all the edits into one version

The guitar lick sounded like someone tossed out a Fearow

Ya know at the right speed this is a pretty rad hard core punk song.

It ain't easy being this weezy

I don't have propound 🙄🤢🦅🇺🇸

damn that riff hit hard

All I heard from the bridge was “bang bang” and the rest was “nagodonotbinbordwnnontflor”

Buddy Holly Nightcore

this scratched an itch in my brain that’s been lingering since I was born

Buddy Holly but it's a time trial

B- but- but- pronouns don’t exist- *cries*

when your assignment requires at least 1000 words

0:48 Eminem could never compete with this.

WOKEzer

POV: You are Joe Hawley and you say 1 "unokay" thing in a private setting to a friend

I literally had not seen this video until now and I am really disappointed in myself for making my video

microagression speed run

0:54 Id like to thank myself

i would listen to weezer until the day i die if they sounded like this

Weezer went woke

that was the shortest minute of my life

I dare you to put this this on 2X speed

About halfway through it became a really good Lagwagon song

Get libraled

Listening to this in X2 speed is crazy

Play this at playback speed of 2.

buddy/holly

weezer gone woke!!!!!!

0:20 has a blink vibe

Verse 1] What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? [Pre-Chorus] Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time [Chorus] Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that [Verse 2] Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian [Pre-Chorus] Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time [Chorus] Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that [Bridge] Bang, bang, knocking on the door Another big bang, get down on the floor Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick? What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you? What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh [Guitar Solo] [Pre-Chorus] And that's for all of time And that's for all of time [Chorus] Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that

the “i don’t care bout thats” at the end sound like a summoning ritual

0:47 gold.