Buildin' A Dynasty

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24/7 combine harvesting to sleep/relax to
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@Aaron3502 2 жыл бұрын

It's uncanny listening to him talk about the dollhouse stream after actually witnessing the damn thing

@cptamari_ 2 жыл бұрын

Was coming to comment something like this

@Nano-hw6gn 2 жыл бұрын

It really is bizzare

@Psyrus88 2 жыл бұрын

@Brokkr It's almost like he was there.

@Psyrus88 2 жыл бұрын

@Brokkr Ah, I didn't realize this was before the actual stream. I bow my head in shame.

@vinnysuperg123 3 жыл бұрын

It may not seem like it, but this was almost a 9 hour stream where I had to edit out like 6 hours of Jerma running around looking for a wife. It was painful and I loved it.

@alexspeake9359 3 жыл бұрын

Like jesus on the cross ty for ur sacrifice king 😔

@ardentlabours833 3 жыл бұрын

Dude this was so fucking funny, you did an amazing job god bless🙏🏻

@Stantro 3 жыл бұрын

Much appreciation!

@Sehkh_ 3 жыл бұрын

some serious ram you must have

@cheyannei5983 3 жыл бұрын

This is going to sound bad but I watched the entire vod like 3x xD

@coolvin 2 жыл бұрын

That dollhouse idea is really funny. Imagine if somebody actually did that.

@lapigeonna9655 2 жыл бұрын

That'd be wAHcky

@mason20mason 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad the Jerma Dollhouse stream is merely an idea, and will never come to fruition.

@Chili.P 2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that be something fellas?

@allien.777 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm saying! He really needs to consider it.

@ytrogue6751 2 жыл бұрын

Lol Ludwig did that already

@chrxstt 2 жыл бұрын

>Drives towards woman >Woman starts running away >“Is someone chasing her” >starts following woman >woman is actively running away in the other direction from him >”someone else must be chasing her” Actual psychopathic behavior

@doozy5184 2 жыл бұрын

And then hearing his "maybe I am the monster" moment right after

@jonskillings1258 Жыл бұрын

24:00

@splendidsimp 11 ай бұрын

Literally just inadvertently reenacted a John Mulany bit

@jasonm.2954 3 жыл бұрын

Old McJerma had a farm, AA EE OO

@doms6907 3 жыл бұрын

Audiojungle

@Arkhigoul 3 жыл бұрын

with a *dab* *dab* here and a *dab* *dab* there...

@travisdickens8721 3 жыл бұрын

Audiofarm

@roach9397 3 жыл бұрын

This is simultaneously the best and worst comment thread I've ever read.

@amandakopecky662 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, amazing comment @jason m.

@murkel7634 2 жыл бұрын

9:29 This has to be the most legendary ONE GUY moment in the history of twitch. Literally set THOUSANDS of dollars in motion!

@BudBonkerson 2 жыл бұрын

Historical moment. Eat your heart out Isaac Newton

@garfieldyoufatcat2019 2 жыл бұрын

@@BudBonkerson i think jermas streams have actually destroyed my brain because for about 20 seconds there i swear i read "eat your ass out issac newton"

@josh2.623 3 жыл бұрын

this is like stardew valley for people who don’t like enjoying themselves

@MrDrManPerson 3 жыл бұрын

Stardew Valley is great but that clock still stresses me out how fast it goes by.

@Zebo12345678 3 жыл бұрын

@Jåsh Yeah I'm pretty much 100% with you on that. It just seems so tedious!

@ohmygahdbilly 3 жыл бұрын

@Jåsh have you tried marrying someone, having/adopting children with them, turning your children into doves and then divorcing them until you repeat this with every bachelor & bachelorette in town?

@JoNarDLoLz 3 жыл бұрын

@@ohmygahdbilly If they couldn't even get past 1 day, then there's not much hope in them marrying someone

@aba9125 3 жыл бұрын

@Jåsh it’s definitely not for everyone, personally i like playing it by trying to get rich as quick as possible and then just doing whatever i want, filling the farm with fish ponds or getting as many pigs as i can, or sometimes i just like how tedious it is, kinda relaxing going through the same pattern for a few hours while listening to music, its not exciting but sometimes i don’t have the energy or concentration to play an intense or super story driven game

@trishial8212 3 жыл бұрын

This video has the same plot as Adam Sandler's Click

@Lemxne 3 жыл бұрын

i want coffee

@jack6126 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma is actually Sandler’s lost son.

@jermastwin2676 3 жыл бұрын

@@jack6126If you combined Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, and Jim Carrey, that’s Jerma.

@Sandlerverse 3 жыл бұрын

@@jermastwin2676 and Jim Varney

@handlesarekindadumb 3 жыл бұрын

I don't remember the part when Adam Sandler got a drone and used it to lift cars into the sky for half an hour but it's been a while since I've watched it

@troublewakingup 3 жыл бұрын

This got funnier when I started imagining a deranged farmer and his wacky antics while he talks to the voice in his head named "chat"

@inverted_paradox4170 3 жыл бұрын

I imagine chat as this stuffed purple rabbit jerma carrys around and talks to

@AlanaBananaCanada 2 жыл бұрын

I do the same, I like to watch and imagine that he's just talking to himself. Makes him sound really insane

@fivefoottwelve2789 3 жыл бұрын

"Somebody's chasing her!" - man chasing after her

@Flinmer 3 жыл бұрын

"why don't they just get a bunch of tractors to do the job really quickly" Jerma discovers economies of scale.

@gordonf5553 3 жыл бұрын

30s USSR be like

@Flinmer 3 жыл бұрын

@@gordonf5553 Comrade Jerma stresses the importance of mechanization for the 4th 5 year plan.

@unbanned6175 Жыл бұрын

I think the problem is you can have 10 machines on a field, or 10 fields with 1 machine and it's the same thing.

@favray 8 ай бұрын

@@unbanned6175I think you mean 10 machines on 10 fields or 1 machine on 1 field.

@RealHumanBeing276 3 жыл бұрын

> Streamer chases woman with a truck, blames on hallucinations

@user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 жыл бұрын

Damn 5G towers

@overtimeseed 2 жыл бұрын

>meme arrows Ok redditscrote, stop talking Next

@mel0dymak3r 3 жыл бұрын

the idea of humming electric towers that give you bad dreams and make you taste metal in your mouth is actually a sick horror concept

@claire9137 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an x-files episode

@twentylush 3 жыл бұрын

easy, just have ptsd and stand next to a high voltage tesla tower with a consistent arc. The ozone will give you metal taste and the bad dreams will come naturally

@meeksource4047 3 жыл бұрын

He was referencing Chernobyl where the people who were near the reactor reported that they could taste metal in their mouth.

@mrlordsaif5708 2 жыл бұрын

G5 towers bro

@RivadoShido 2 жыл бұрын

Check out Pylon game if you haven't

@Icenanftw 3 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate how incredibly fucking fitting the intro scene is...? A guy with a car similar to Jerma's runs through a planted field, there is a freaking drone in the scene, and in the game, Jerma wants to have a child and sleep some decades to "travel forward in time" and see his child being old which is just what happens in the intro's source material. Fucking kudos man.

@neskah_ 3 жыл бұрын

i'm glad someone said it. the intros always have a surprisingly high amount of relevance to the highlights. it's a little detail and they're usually only like 6 seconds long at most but i really appreciate the time spent finding the perfect clip because i'd imagine it's not always that easy

@jacksonpercy8044 3 жыл бұрын

One of the most fitting intros on the entire channel.

@mongrel_97 3 жыл бұрын

@@neskah_ i can only imagine remembering the perfect scene from a movie you watched years ago, so you try youtube the scene but you cant fuckin find the exact moment you need, so you have find a copy of the movie and scroll through it until you find it, probably missing it once or twice before.

@quantumblauthor7300 3 жыл бұрын

Don't lemme leave, Murph

@yamo96 3 жыл бұрын

2ndjerma's editors are god tier

@SGR403 3 жыл бұрын

The reason Jerma knows about that Idiot card is because he was fooled by it.

@seductivegopnik2580 3 жыл бұрын

How does the editor ALWAYS find the perfect movie intro joke? 90 degree turn into the farm field, AND a drone!?

@OzzyOzrock 3 жыл бұрын

community effort for sure LOL

@gilesunderwood7483 3 жыл бұрын

what movie is that

@super_genius 2 жыл бұрын

@@gilesunderwood7483 interstellar i think

@PostalZimbabwe 2 жыл бұрын

@@super_genius Son of the Mask

@TSGGamingCA Жыл бұрын

Plus the interstellar time travel stuff 😂

@mickwadbackwash340 3 жыл бұрын

Tractors are the Dark Souls of old people.

@logandunlap9156 3 жыл бұрын

this implies tractors are old people

@sycamorph 3 жыл бұрын

@@logandunlap9156 Where did you think your grandpa go?

@overtimeseed 2 жыл бұрын

Ito Junji manga

@jamesdessent5984 3 жыл бұрын

Local streamer reminisces about the first time he “got off” on a beach

@ed9358 3 жыл бұрын

cant believe the people who run this channel are still uploading after jerma died... seems kind of disrespectful imo

@myacctoostale9345 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma is made out of Metal Dust he cant die on turn 35

@Platitudinous9000 3 жыл бұрын

He died _again?_

@Ian-zu2fk 3 жыл бұрын

@@myacctoostale9345 you don't have to play Blood Moon either

@jeremytitus9519 3 жыл бұрын

@@Platitudinous9000 ON STREAM

@doghat1619 3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Gómez and half a million of those voice recordings are GAS

@user-hw2tg5bt1d 3 жыл бұрын

5G: buzzing 6G: DOYDOYDOY

@imBailout 3 жыл бұрын

The title made me think we were going to have an inside look at Jerma’s meth empire, but that’s probably saved for the main channel

@averagegamingplayer 3 жыл бұрын

When you realize Jerma985 hasn't been uploaded to in 3 almost 4 years :pensive:

@joshriley2936 3 жыл бұрын

@@averagegamingplayer Oof, that hurts.

@troublewakingup 3 жыл бұрын

There is no meth empire because he does all the meth!

@BudBonkerson 3 жыл бұрын

Otto's Pogtastic Adventure 2: Breaking Bad

@Cohozuner 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshriley2936 he just streams on twitch instead lol

@Xzeihoranth 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma asking Twitch chat, HIS Twitch chat, if they know what Rule 34 is...

@zzigzag286 3 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m-B1Z6eHxKvQdIk.html

@matthewphillips1890 3 жыл бұрын

*I’ve seen enough thicc Jerma memes to know where this is going*

@jacksonpercy8044 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma fans know of Rule 34 because the Giant Rat makes ALL of the rules without exception.

@tonyc.4392 3 жыл бұрын

A real-life Sims stream where viewers decide what he does would have jerma covered in his own urine within 10 mins.

@loganbritt6235 3 жыл бұрын

*Is that a challenge?*

@tonyc.4392 2 жыл бұрын

@@loganbritt6235 I was just as surprised as you were

@xthewated 2 жыл бұрын

Boy do I have some news for you

@mr.nazareth4501 2 жыл бұрын

out here predicting dollhouse

@raspymorten 2 жыл бұрын

Surprised that never happend.

@holymackerelthethird2478 3 жыл бұрын

In this episode of Black Mirror, a rural farmhand becomes sets his eyes on a beautiful stranger while becoming seduced by the power of drones. Spoiler, he fakes a coma and marries his DJI Mavic 2 Pro.

@tenzen7723 3 жыл бұрын

next episode: jerma recreates The National Anthem episode

@BudBonkerson 3 жыл бұрын

Nosedive but the ending is Jerma careening through wheat fields

@sneakyrabbit3738 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nupawru I hear they’re great for flipping over cars

@pancake6507 2 жыл бұрын

So hilarious that Farmer's Dynasty brought about the Dollhouse Streams

@maxs.4757 2 жыл бұрын

one of the best parts of watching jerma is listening to him retell the same 4 human life memories that were imprinted into his brain when the spaceship came

@cantbejawsome 3 жыл бұрын

Compact drug lord makes delusional claim that nearby cellphone tower is giving him "bad dreams".

@carterisonline 2 жыл бұрын

9:28 Whoever suggested that idea in chat deserves to be promoted to mod

@da_purple_lizard 7 күн бұрын

mod him then vip him then gift him 50000 subs

@pazuzu6589 3 жыл бұрын

42:52 I literally puked on my fucking jeans from laughter the thought of some motivational Disney channel movie scene going horribly wrong is the funniest shit ever

@AdamKlownzinger 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын

The reason the characters in this game are so weird is because of how close they are to the 5g tower. The farmer has it the worst because they're right next to it.

@LolaTheGardevoir 2 жыл бұрын

Accidentally found the dollhouse stream origin

@ggpopart4480 3 жыл бұрын

what a lovecraftian understanding of radio towers

@popo0129 3 жыл бұрын

Streamer quits Twitch to pursue, get this... FARMING

@monke_mojo 3 жыл бұрын

Streamer realizes that eventually people will lose interest and develops useful life skills while seeking something more meaningful

@Lawlsomedude 3 жыл бұрын

Farming? Really? A man of his talents?

@1810jeff 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lawlsomedude Not really, as he farms his commentary is piped directly to the chickens. He's putting egg companies out of business.

@boneyzoney9551 3 жыл бұрын

Streamer quits Twitch to pursue, get this... FARTING

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 жыл бұрын

FARMING THE STOCK MARKET

@Perplaxus 2 жыл бұрын

jerma's most consistent political alignment is 5G fear

@Pseudonym660 3 жыл бұрын

42:32 This is my favorite bit. Jerma monologuing over inspiring/serene music while everything goes to shit evokes a complicated schadenfreude that I've never felt before.

@itsyaboiguzma 3 жыл бұрын

7:20 is gonna be my submission for worst noise of 2021.

@felres 3 жыл бұрын

My cat was laying in top of me and when she heard that hellnoise she clawed the shit out of me and ran away

@AudreyCubed 3 жыл бұрын

Why does Jerma do such a good impression of a nightmare cellphone tower has he been practicing for this bit

@ploopplaap3436 3 жыл бұрын

The last thing I think of when I think of Matthew McConaughey is Jerma. Or maybe it’s the other way around

@toffen8626 3 жыл бұрын

listen to 2:28 with only your right earbud (like jerma did)

@vinnysuperg123 3 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT HOLY SHIT

@ESFAndy011 3 жыл бұрын

Good call, I was wondering how he misheard

@Quasar0406 3 жыл бұрын

I only have a left earbud

@art8463 3 жыл бұрын

1000 IQ play

@hollyfelis4197 Жыл бұрын

still sounds perfectly intelligible as "follow" to me

@dankpillow 3 жыл бұрын

this is the adult equivalent of a child playing with toy cars

@cototo 3 жыл бұрын

"adult"

@AdamKlownzinger 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god this is where he conceived the jerma dollhouse

@Pigness7 3 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for rise of kingdoms or something and the narrator of the ad sounded like jerma and I wasn't sure if it was a bit or not

@coffeecheetoschicken8569 3 жыл бұрын

The crazy guy trying to push his truck and tractor out with a even larger tractor is just Mr.Greenz after he retires from gambling his life away!

@ndzhelin2651 3 жыл бұрын

I love LOVE that his first instinct when thinking he saw a woman being chased was to get in his car to presumably mow them down.

@Necron1999 3 жыл бұрын

Why is Jerma constantly surprised that plowing involves an empty field? What does he think is supposed to be there?

@petepeterson5917 Жыл бұрын

People.

@dannyboy8t666ed 2 жыл бұрын

Had no idea this is where the doll house came from. It's so weird hearing someone's idea and knowing the future of said idea lol

@MalachiteSalem 2 жыл бұрын

9:30 foreshadowing

@shrimpspaghetti 3 жыл бұрын

42:27 I don't think I've laughed this hard at anything since last year.

@Vonias 3 жыл бұрын

I was at 42:15 when I read this comment and I was like "what's gonna happen?" holy... this inspirational speaker is FUCKED dude

@SronlySD 3 жыл бұрын

32:51 That is actually the most City-Slicker thing I have ever heard.

@sai7521 3 жыл бұрын

With his fancy american truck

@carlyflemming3298 3 жыл бұрын

“If the water gets too deep, it’s time to call on a friend.” “Uh oh, no friends” “Friends come in all shapes and sizes” “And now my friend is dead”

@dgraham3559 3 жыл бұрын

Half of this video was Jerma roleplaying as a Fly trying to pick up blocks of butter

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

For some reason that intro clip made me think: What if someone’s in the corn field while you’re driving full speed in it? It’s not like the driver can really see, and who expects a car driving through their corn field?

@ethanreaves9416 2 жыл бұрын

When you watch this after the doll house streams

@5jasonc 3 жыл бұрын

Local streamer grows weed to afford crack addiction.

@SWFBrickbox 3 жыл бұрын

Dry rub

@Vonias 3 жыл бұрын

@@SWFBrickbox fucking 29 grams of salt and 1 gram of cocaine

@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын

@@Vonias local crack addict farmer snorts salt laced cocaine on his farm, salting the earth and making his soil unfarmable

@mikoirl 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma breaks physics and flirts with NPC townspeople for 41 minutes

@keitatsutsumi 2 жыл бұрын

9:30 holy shit this is the stream that jerma got the idea for the legendary dollhouse streams

@SimLoadsMedia 3 жыл бұрын

Midlife crisis jeremy doesn't need a wife while he's got a cool drone

@Hunter-nm5cq 2 жыл бұрын

This is where the dollhouse stream was born

@Sam-us2zo 3 жыл бұрын

"A $400,000 piece of machinery" Oh jerma, no. They're muuuuch more expensive than that.

@wetnoodles832 3 жыл бұрын

There's a surprising amount of parallels to Interstellar here

@masterfrancis5008 3 жыл бұрын

31:56 there really is a 9 hour long video of relaxing tractor sounds...

@budgetlifter 3 жыл бұрын

"farming? really?...a man of your talents?"

@jacksobrooks 3 жыл бұрын

Nice username/icon.

@budgetlifter 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksobrooks thx

@dionysus6892 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma, driving his truck over hills to follow this woman “THERES SOMEONE CHASING HER!”

@JoshJoshJoshJoshJoshJoshua 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite streams of his ever(so far). The whole, casually sleeping for literally weeks straight thing had me in tears just as a concept

@InsaniquarianDeluxe 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever he says "Tuber" I just think potato.

@youuglyyy833 2 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda surreal that he mentions the dollhouse stream here and I’m watching this after the actual dollhouse streams

@dardymeume 3 жыл бұрын

Local streamer gets bullied by his chat to play "Farming Simulator 2019"

@doifhg 3 жыл бұрын

the dialogue for this game is creepy as hell

@hotelmario99 3 жыл бұрын

35:57 i like how that dude is just like “tf man thats my wife”

@thenextgeneration9030 3 жыл бұрын

he looked like he was gonna fucking eat him

@kobazeta 2 жыл бұрын

The dollhouse idea was goddamn genius

@mason20mason 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad it won’t ever happen

@kobazeta 2 жыл бұрын

@@mason20mason yeah, he’ll be too busy playing fart simulator 2013 to do something like that

@p3t3r_waffles 2 жыл бұрын

oh god is this where the dollhouse stream was imagined

@Darkxanderpresents 3 жыл бұрын

This was one of my first streams after I got back into Jerma. Watched him mostly in the tftuber years but over the past year he’s returned to being a mainstay of my viewing habits.

@janosch13100 2 жыл бұрын

the dollhouse thing aged like fine wine

@mattymerr701 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God, this is how Jermas dollhouse started?!

@stwabewwwy 3 жыл бұрын

Why does the dialogue sound like gay zorn

@breadlast 3 жыл бұрын

Projecting Andy

@adistantonion2202 3 жыл бұрын

@@breadlast Andy sounds like a cute guy ngl...

@skukko9627 3 жыл бұрын

@@breadlast Andy Richter the Swedish German

@Profile__1 2 жыл бұрын

9:29 And thus the seed was planted...

@perfishfan 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't know why there's two twins." -Jerma985

@DramakilzU 3 жыл бұрын

The Time Traveler's Wife

@Deathstar-vy9hd 2 жыл бұрын

Dollhouse was conceived here, it’s beautiful

@LightningQ7 2 жыл бұрын

9:22 This is were history was made!

@eyemotif 3 жыл бұрын

“next ipad game” lol

@gyroscope915 2 жыл бұрын

So this is where the doll house idea came from

@bobbybalogne2565 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who has plowed a field with a tractor for 12 hours straight would know your arms get very tired from all the turning

@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын

Jerma played seaman for 12 hours and was exhausted, panting and sweating, and almost falling asleep

@teddownunder875 2 жыл бұрын

so cool to see the origins of the dollhouse stream

@Thanamir 2 жыл бұрын

And to think the dollhouse actually happened wow

@UptightGnome 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he brought the real-life Sims bit into reality

@humonchronos9048 2 жыл бұрын

the madlad is actually doing it in 3 days

@xcmodev1558 3 жыл бұрын

Normal ploughed fields: straight and equally sized rows; ploughed in slow, carefully measured turns Jerma’s ploughed fields: Jackson Pollock interpretations

@pinpointpotato1288 2 жыл бұрын

And this is where it all began

@amandakopecky662 3 жыл бұрын

These intros are getting so fucking good I can't believe it. What a time to be alive. NEW CATEGORY FOR NYE AWARDS 2021: BEST 2NDJERMA INTRO.

@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately the sims intro beat this one

@amandakopecky662 2 жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley Just stunning.

@TheClassicnathan 3 жыл бұрын

I love this dude's commentary so much, I really hope he knows how much his fans appreciate him

@bbasil1312 3 жыл бұрын

Hedlines after the sims stream: "Local man removes the ladder from his pool, drawns. Live on stream"

@christianhagenswold597 3 жыл бұрын

The cell phone tower joke was the Jerma equivalent of the painting joke from Game Grumps House Party

@squidymeares 3 жыл бұрын

That entire thing with him just sleeping over and over was so fucking funny.

@luvi237 2 жыл бұрын

THIS VIDEO IS JERMA LORE

@shifte8014 2 жыл бұрын

man that dollhouse stream idea sounds funny, i hope he does that at some point

@lungse.2565 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy I suddenly remembered when he came up with the dollhouse stream, I'm so excited

@nick-ev8gy 2 жыл бұрын

the madman actually did it

@djsnortski2724 3 жыл бұрын

Never thought I’d see a road swamp worse than the one in GTA 4 but I stand corrected

@dreamer_kairo 3 жыл бұрын

“Sometimes you wanna get a large greasy ass pizza” *ad of Newman’s pizza plays*