Bullet Chess is a joke.

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Anomalice

2 жыл бұрын

this video is purposely made to be retarded. pls don't get offended.
#chess
#memes
#chessmemes
#anomalice
#bulletchess

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@hellishbrogaming3643 Жыл бұрын

how to play bullet: play random moves until your opponent is out of time

@sethmathews1860 Жыл бұрын

Incorrect, my good sir. You must play bad moves that confuse your opponent to stall for time and then sacrifice all of your pieces until you win. Obviously.

@honestwong8942 Жыл бұрын

@@sethmathews1860 And check even if it blunders a piece, so the opponent's premoves won't work and will need an extra second or two to move the king

@sethmathews1860 Жыл бұрын

@@honestwong8942 how did I forget!?

@jennyjin1617 Жыл бұрын

I have never even touched competitive chess, and with my (roughly) 6 chess matches of when I was 6-8 years old which I do not remember I conclude this does in fact (possibly) work. Sometimes

@smoothlesst1981 Жыл бұрын

Thats how i got to 865 on bullet

@Technodog Жыл бұрын

Wait… You can checkmate people in bullet chess? I thought all wins were from time

@Aarreks Жыл бұрын

Just be super super cheap with mate threats :) and you will for sure get it!

@Aarreks Жыл бұрын

1780 here mate. And it still works like half the time

@keki4578 Жыл бұрын

@@Aarreks 183 here mate. And it still works like idk because I can barely play rapid 10 min

@clavistrows1998 Жыл бұрын

Coz the thumbnail 🤣

@Okaz_ Жыл бұрын

69% of the time it’s just from time

@maxkho00 2 жыл бұрын

That's not "bullet chess". That's specifically "low-elo bullet chess". At higher levels, bullet makes at least some sense.

@johanjubin Жыл бұрын

you can call it bullet chess, the percent of players who play a sensible bullet game is 5-10 % or less. Gotta stick up with the majority

@frog6913 Жыл бұрын

@@johanjubin true but you have any idea why he sacrified his queen and 3 pawns in the opening?

@lukasg4807 Жыл бұрын

At higher levels it's pretty similar but just flagging a loss into a win

@maxkho00 Жыл бұрын

@@lukasg4807 Indeed, it is mostly flagging, but most of the moves at least make conceptual sense - that was my point.

@johanjubin Жыл бұрын

@@frog6913 As if you don't blunder your queen

@keysgaming6830 Жыл бұрын

My first ever bullet game: Me: I'll just develop my pieces quickly and worry very little about what the opponent does. 2 moves later Scholar's mate

@nick72486 Жыл бұрын

How

@Kay-ql2wl Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Master_K14 Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@biharek7595 Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@xartu2973 Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@iamdivan7368 Жыл бұрын

Every tragedy becomes a comedy after enough time passes

@cattail789 Жыл бұрын

jfk

@shashlik7959 Жыл бұрын

Holocaust lmao

@ryanhernandez8324 Жыл бұрын

There is not enough time to make a comedy in bullet chess

@vaskedagame880 Жыл бұрын

@@shashlik7959 never happened

@shashlik7959 Жыл бұрын

@@vaskedagame880 I know, neither did WW II actually

@TheSpacePlaceYT 2 жыл бұрын

When you absolutely get demolished and then clutch it up:

@paperfoe Жыл бұрын

Yeah weve watched the video

@TheSpacePlaceYT Жыл бұрын

@@paperfoe You really took the time to press reply and comment on this just to criticize me over breifly summarizing the video... 😐

@versuzzero5335 Жыл бұрын

Bullet chess is the only chess I could win against those chessplayers in school. I'm not bad, nor good in chess. I just think faster. But my memory is not very good so I can't really think a few moves ahead as time becomes longer. So I almost always lose to people who think so long when playing because I tend to forget my thoughts with a longer time.

@danielo7568 Жыл бұрын

I usually use the arrows to follow down a line, online chess is pretty accessible once you think about it with many good tools to help you out.

@yonki2694 Жыл бұрын

@@danielo7568 same here

@blueknight3261 Жыл бұрын

Try playing chess puzzles. it usually helps recognizing patterns for winning positions

@eiadsaleh3095 Жыл бұрын

That's just adhd

@EffanLaw Жыл бұрын

Versuz me too, that just sounds like its adhd in a nutshell though

@ngkn2008able Жыл бұрын

0:24 my brain: oh, that's a good move, the queen checked the king to capture the bishop Face palm coming in 3 seconds

@jemintom4312 Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@WaluigiisthekingASmith Жыл бұрын

Especially since they could already capture the bishop

@lojika1majik Жыл бұрын

If they moved to the right they could’ve also grabbed the Rook

@bowxfire5275 Жыл бұрын

The sad thing is that I've done it dozens of times in rapid chess

@doritodog6242 Жыл бұрын

I remember coming 2nd place in a low elo bullet chess tournament by using the 4 move checkmate in 4/5 games that I played

@blacklight683 Жыл бұрын

It's suppose to be for fast thinkers but no one have them

@pablodv87 Жыл бұрын

Bullet chess is a joke when you're a joke

@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 Жыл бұрын

Whenever i play bullet chess i get so damm stressed that i barely have time to strategize and move random pieces until my oponent runs out of time or i do

@villevalste1888 Жыл бұрын

Cynthia's theme really fits this. Gets the adrenaline going.

@shrey6867 2 жыл бұрын

goated stuff man subbed already

@twoleggedwalker4849 Жыл бұрын

I have been searching FOr 2 hOuRs for this remix of cynthias theme and can't find it. Pls, i need it. It's too good

@apkTopi Жыл бұрын

It's called Pokemon Black and White Cynthia theme

@TheIziPizi Жыл бұрын

@@apkTopi thanks lad, much obliged

@panzysloth7130 Жыл бұрын

How to win bullet chess: Premoves anytime

@landsknecht_voran Жыл бұрын

A trick to win bullet chess is to make your opponent think

@fleximatour6388 Жыл бұрын

Let your enemy confused of your confusion

@PhuongPhuong-xt8jg 2 жыл бұрын

if you know how to play like Hikaru it'll be fine

@zenyatta5064 Жыл бұрын

Ok good tip I guess all I need to do now is learn that!

@autosemimatic6071 Жыл бұрын

perfect, lemme travel back in time to being 5 years old and play chess and get superpowers to naturally get his raw talent and then play chess for 30 years and ez

@sufyan2205 9 ай бұрын

That’s what my 150 elo chess look like with 30 minutes.

@enterfirsttame1851 Жыл бұрын

They should make one where it is 1 second

@zenaxia8063 Жыл бұрын

I like how mating in 1 minutes are the dumbest thing ever, like you could be a 1500 and still get hit with a scholars mate occasionally lmao

@TheRetenor Жыл бұрын

I'll need the name of this Cynthia battle theme version.

@irbomusic Жыл бұрын

The "Here we go again" meme never gets old.

@uno-theofficialcardgamebyMatel Жыл бұрын

That's not bullet chess, that's just 300 rated players not understanding position play so hoping their opponent can't see their pieces

@flex4285 Жыл бұрын

What a brutal game

@rookstun Жыл бұрын

Bro this is just Starcraft footage

@xPaPs_ Жыл бұрын

it's just epic Anomalice

@victorialees6043 Жыл бұрын

You mist checkmate

@crimson14828 Жыл бұрын

bro said /set time night 💀

@Juanelidiota Жыл бұрын

It may be a joke to you because you have a fast brain, still that was impressive, i would like to be able to play chess like that

@maxkho00 Жыл бұрын

Just play chess regularly for at most a year, and unless you're just naturally slower than the average person, you'll be playing better than both of the guys in the video.

@dariogreggio7981 Жыл бұрын

it was horrible

@quartermoon138 Жыл бұрын

That was literally the worst chess play I’ve seen in my entire life??? Wdym play as good? Forget a thousand monkeys, 2 monkeys have a good chance of playing better than these players, because at least they wouldn’t have time-related stress influencing their random movements lol

@queenbrynja 2 жыл бұрын

Good stuff EZ sub :)

@weebo5291 Жыл бұрын

Gimme the game

@BigMitz Жыл бұрын

1500 elo bullet chess

@IDareex Жыл бұрын

anyone know what theme is he using in the game xd

@IDareex Жыл бұрын

@Arnav Vijaywargiya I was talking about the pieces xd

@gabrielbarros493 Жыл бұрын

correction: under 1000 rated bullet chess is a joke

@nedwump9187 Жыл бұрын

What did I just watch

@keki4578 Жыл бұрын

Since when is chess this exciting lmfao

@jordanconnor1223 Жыл бұрын

I dont understand the high level players have that thing where its looked down on the flag in bullet chess if your lost lol? Then why play 1 minute game

@stepstar865 2 жыл бұрын

Ultrabullet Is a joke

@kairqka3543 Жыл бұрын

I'm offended.

@nlmrpolo Жыл бұрын

What do you mean they’re 1500 rated

@Vushon Жыл бұрын

what's the music used

@jacobmcbride2663 Жыл бұрын

0:00 Pokemon Black and White Accumula town theme 0:08 Pokémon Black and White Cynthia theme

@ppbuttocks2015 Жыл бұрын

it really is a joke. people think that pros that specalizse in bullet chess that they are good lmfao. its so cringe aswell. They hype themselves up too much for a shitty clown circus every game.

@barry63196 Жыл бұрын

not only is it a joke, but it's not even a funny one

@deeznutz5917 Жыл бұрын

Hahah chess go zoooooooooooom

@animerali8989 Жыл бұрын

Random Bullshit go

@Pa3ota3o Жыл бұрын

Do scholars mate for free elo

@zisischartampilas6601 Жыл бұрын

chess in genral is a joke at the hands of most people like me

@hisuianzoroark5726 2 жыл бұрын

@alvinosantoso0171 2 жыл бұрын

BULLET CHESS BE LIKE XD

@huppahd5101 Жыл бұрын

Yep,.;) a silly joke

@raph_plays6805 Жыл бұрын

@eo4722 Жыл бұрын

This is the most awful think I have seen in a long time

@pokechris24 Жыл бұрын

All of these chess videos are a joke lol

@user-bu6wd8dw7m Жыл бұрын

With low elo in every game u just clown

@DarnokPL 2 жыл бұрын

0:47 - Beluga :D

@sirmonster7490 Жыл бұрын

@punkin3 Жыл бұрын

@Dowux Жыл бұрын

It's ollie.

@vaskedagame880 Жыл бұрын

No.

@tuananhtran-yo7do Жыл бұрын

li chess

@beaustrom923 Жыл бұрын

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...