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Bumpers Off | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo Von

Theo Von

Күн бұрын

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Theo talks about moving into his new pad in the Central East, Bhad Bhabie starting an OnlyFans account, a Taco Eating Contest turned tragic and how everybody's pilled up on something these days.
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@TheoVon
@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын
bit.ly/theovonclips
@uhitskyle
@uhitskyle 3 жыл бұрын
Love u bud
@bobdebuilda3877
@bobdebuilda3877 3 жыл бұрын
Theo lookin like the unibombers number 1 fan
@cray-zelord
@cray-zelord 3 жыл бұрын
Love
@johnmastroligulano7401
@johnmastroligulano7401 3 жыл бұрын
You are baptized brutha~
@RachelRaljevich
@RachelRaljevich 3 жыл бұрын
Lookin' SEXY THEO😋😘💗💕🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@the_vic_vinegar1914
@the_vic_vinegar1914 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a DJ at a bass fishing tournament.
@toks0ner156
@toks0ner156 3 жыл бұрын
Gang
@DougieInKY
@DougieInKY 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@justinthomas2334
@justinthomas2334 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@Vleetz1993
@Vleetz1993 2 жыл бұрын
Dj Branch Knuckles
@NikCasto
@NikCasto 2 жыл бұрын
DJ Crankbait
@3DomSculpts
@3DomSculpts 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he travelled back in time to warn himself of something, but he forgot the mission.
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Does have a Kyle Reese vibe going on😂
@Tincanbanana3030
@Tincanbanana3030 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😆
@CARandDRONE
@CARandDRONE 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🏴‍☠️
@RichSProducer
@RichSProducer 3 жыл бұрын
In the future, everyone wears an Under Armour polo with a scarf.
@questioneverything7582
@questioneverything7582 3 жыл бұрын
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. The most hysterically frightened people will be diagnosed with Lung Cancer a couple years from now. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
"Living is a hard thing to do, it's a job that you never sign up for". Theo never seizes to amaze me. This podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you're laughing the next he's making you think about life and touching your heart. The RatKing will go down as a legend.
@SnapCrakleD3ath
@SnapCrakleD3ath 3 жыл бұрын
@Kenneth Ford nah he's seizin brother
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
@@SnapCrakleD3ath thank you, someone understand
@jrswell
@jrswell 3 жыл бұрын
I think he ain't seizing to amaze anyone, He just seizes at random. At lease that's how we seize it! Seize ON baby!
@nickeyfynn3270
@nickeyfynn3270 3 жыл бұрын
but what if the opposite is true? that we knew exactly what we were signing up for. thats more powerful than the opposite....
@jonnygranville281
@jonnygranville281 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang. Rip Billy Conforti.
@Xxballin17xX
@Xxballin17xX 3 жыл бұрын
Between two ferns got real emotional lately 🤣
@jrswell
@jrswell 3 жыл бұрын
nice, Corey. Good eye, I didnt even catch that shit. gang
@crucifire9224
@crucifire9224 3 жыл бұрын
You deserve that thumbs up
@BrokenHomePoets
@BrokenHomePoets 3 жыл бұрын
stone cold gold
@wyattpeters1969
@wyattpeters1969 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a blind snowboarder with them shades on
@anthonini66
@anthonini66 3 жыл бұрын
Between $238
@fenderbender394
@fenderbender394 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is that one celebrity you want to hang out with not because he’s a celebrity, but because he is a real genuine human being and you can learn a lot from his life experiences, he’s like that cool older wise cousin that would come over during the holidays .. GANG GANG
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@redsonja9680
@redsonja9680 3 жыл бұрын
"Get her a compass, something when she thinks about direction she thinks about you" Wow that was so heartfelt, great advice ❤️
@clare5687
@clare5687 3 жыл бұрын
Deeeeppp feels ❤️
@jeffrhodes8103
@jeffrhodes8103 3 жыл бұрын
Made me due north
@Richiegalvan1
@Richiegalvan1 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a short poem right there
@22apheat
@22apheat 3 жыл бұрын
“Sunglasses on means cocaine” -Theo von
@cs1899
@cs1899 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too 🤔 😎
@JarranTyler1987
@JarranTyler1987 3 жыл бұрын
After that Shultz podcast, I immediately thought he was back on the Devil's Dandruff
@jrswell
@jrswell 3 жыл бұрын
@@JarranTyler1987 A little "booger-sugar" Nooger!!
@avidlyathena
@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, he's been wearing them often. Last night's KATS as well.
@jrswell
@jrswell 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinkin a little "Lucille" baby. no sniffing, just thirsty. he's ok daddy
@etiennevcr9276
@etiennevcr9276 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure Theo knows he’s more of a poet than a comedian. Yet he’s also one of the best comedians out there.
@ninalove3044
@ninalove3044 Жыл бұрын
Fr! He’s inspirational af!
@gmunz360
@gmunz360 3 жыл бұрын
"that weed is like putting your head on a pillow but the pillow is inside your head" 😂
@sadiemcgee6545
@sadiemcgee6545 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your podcast, but this one especially resonated with me. I'm a psych nurse working in an acute setting. I work with people who have addiction issues, psychiatric issues, and depression...none of whom are less than, but rather human beings deserving of love, compassion, and empathy. So many of my patients come to us at the worst points in their lives. The thing you said about experiencing that depth of pain leaving a capacity for the same depth of joy is just beautiful. And that God doesn't allow a lot of people to experience that depth of hurt. I just love this and I'll be using it with the people I care for. It lends such a positive outlook during a time of such despair. As someone who has lost people I love to alcoholism and suicide, I will tell that last caller...if your brother makes suicidal statements, even passive suicidal statements (like I just don't want to be here anymore), please get him help. He may be angry at you, but his life is worth it. Don't hesitate to call the police non-emergency line, 9-11, or even your local hospital to report suicidality and self-injurious behavior and request a wellness check if he won't get help himself. I say that as a girlfriend who lost her boyfriend to suicide and regrets not trying to get him help sooner and as a daughter who lost her father to alcoholism. There are so many of us in this world who truly care about all of you out there struggling. None of us go through this life alone and sometimes we need to lean on another until we can stand on our own. From my own heart, much love.
@andrewrizzuto7751
@andrewrizzuto7751 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he is not afraid to talk about his faith. Never compromise your beliefs.
@Taki_Rad
@Taki_Rad Жыл бұрын
100000%!!! I respect that so so much! I am unapologetic about my faith now but it wasn’t always like that.
@mediocrebeavermeat9749
@mediocrebeavermeat9749 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a blind mannequin modeling jackets for Sears in 1987
@Jmatrixxxxxxxx
@Jmatrixxxxxxxx 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely looking 80s
@ultranitro437
@ultranitro437 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he rode to the studio on a skateboard while holding onto a Jeep's bumper.
@bootyhawk1048
@bootyhawk1048 3 жыл бұрын
With thoughts of hoverboards dancing in his head.
@josevilla8586
@josevilla8586 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he broke the flux capacitor and now he has to make his parents meet or he won’t exist in the future.
@ffnovice7
@ffnovice7 3 жыл бұрын
SKITCHING don't fucking do it, just google Skitching Accidents
@gabe4667
@gabe4667 3 жыл бұрын
best comment
@CC-fo7tr
@CC-fo7tr 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like Patrick Swayze’s body double in “Roadhouse”
@platinumbrick6
@platinumbrick6 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Theo being a homeowner is hilarious for some reason
@user-dm5lu5sm7s
@user-dm5lu5sm7s 3 жыл бұрын
It's like Kurt being a tradesman
@stephenjemyers
@stephenjemyers 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think he has a driving licence. I'm not convinced.
@pawelfigat4017
@pawelfigat4017 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the type of person who nonchalantly eats grapes while he shops so they weigh less by the time he gets to the checkout counter.
@FookU2b
@FookU2b 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't everybody?
@jefferyallen7092
@jefferyallen7092 3 жыл бұрын
You would only know this if you’re that guy😂😂🙌🏼
@coltdumba2628
@coltdumba2628 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a good idea
@kvthedrvl
@kvthedrvl 7 ай бұрын
I know this comment is 2y old but aren't you guys scared of unwashed produce😮
@jtg537
@jtg537 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the more masculine one of the lesbian couple that Tim Dillon is feuding with from Joshua Tree.
@peacelove6817
@peacelove6817 3 жыл бұрын
“A branch is just a tree taking a sh$& out in the yard”-Theo Von
@jessb615
@jessb615 3 жыл бұрын
“My heart has a short memory” that’s some powerful stuff
@jordanbest3969
@jordanbest3969 3 жыл бұрын
That and then he followed it up with, “I bet you hurt in places so deep you can’t even access them.” The rat king can really pull on the heart strings.
@rajjy1976
@rajjy1976 3 жыл бұрын
@Last Chance Weirdo
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 3 жыл бұрын
You have a good day my queen above 18. Get out of bed and get those feet on the ground my queen. Get some coffee, stretch and get downstairs for breakfast. Ok now. I’ll talk to you later my queen above 18
@jordanbest3969
@jordanbest3969 3 жыл бұрын
@Last Chance I hope you have a beautiful day as well ☝🏼 ❤️
@spartymatt9627
@spartymatt9627 3 жыл бұрын
Theo- you saved my life with some of your words and humor and honestly. Please know your life brings more life into this world, and that's a great thing.
@vius0013
@vius0013 3 жыл бұрын
Can we have a special episode with Theo playing his favorite playlist and just dancing and chilling? That energy is so good
@leizelle
@leizelle 3 жыл бұрын
Amen! Gang Gang
@jonathanpride7331
@jonathanpride7331 3 жыл бұрын
Need it
@xIIxGOBLINxIIx
@xIIxGOBLINxIIx 3 жыл бұрын
Theo has a good taste in music let's be honest here. The intro to this podcast is fucking gold
@Therileyrileyriley
@Therileyrileyriley 3 жыл бұрын
Theo* is searching for something and doesn’t know what he’s lookin for. Much like how he starts and ends his sentences. It’ll end up good.
@Seakaye2s
@Seakaye2s 3 жыл бұрын
I really feel like he knows where his sentence is going it’s just apart of his whole thing, to sit, those pauses are hilarious
@kissit6638
@kissit6638 3 жыл бұрын
Who's throe?
@shelleymckenzie1964
@shelleymckenzie1964 3 жыл бұрын
If not you can always put a reptilian in a blinder and call it a milkshake cos no child should go hungry you feel me? Gang ... gang...
@Therileyrileyriley
@Therileyrileyriley 3 жыл бұрын
@@shelleymckenzie1964 heard that brother onward
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 3 жыл бұрын
Praise god baby 🙏
@muckrak3r
@muckrak3r 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely in love with Theo's brain and the way he thinks and expresses himself. So pure and thoughtful. But he do be lookin' like a gas station attendant for a self service place.
@devinsanchez8517
@devinsanchez8517 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he plays saxophone for Huey Lewis and the News
@dougschimpf8733
@dougschimpf8733 3 жыл бұрын
Huey lewis and the jews with that shnoz of his
@drewwood6790
@drewwood6790 3 жыл бұрын
Dude..... You fuckin nailed it!
@mikeldw0120
@mikeldw0120 3 жыл бұрын
keytar actually
@ashleibootz7147
@ashleibootz7147 3 жыл бұрын
“Tryna reach somethin but don’t have it... uhhh... fire hatchet... uhhh.. prosthetic” 😂
@princekadeem8689
@princekadeem8689 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 like, what bro?!
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was talkin about ladders 😆
@karmaz3025
@karmaz3025 3 жыл бұрын
42:59 Theo’s lazy attitude while spitting his jokes makes me laugh harder than it should. When he said “sure u are, bud” right after he said he was gonna quit Monday, I died 💀
@Huskinmatt
@Huskinmatt 3 жыл бұрын
Do we breathe liquid when we are a baby? Google can confirm. Hoooowooooo.... If gills could talk man
@schwentskie
@schwentskie 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a Grand Theft Auto loading screen. Gang bruh.
@ricardoreno9546
@ricardoreno9546 3 жыл бұрын
dude - you made me laugh with that...
@DougieInKY
@DougieInKY 3 жыл бұрын
He does.
@ScoundrelSFB
@ScoundrelSFB 3 жыл бұрын
"I slept in a child's bed... No child in the bed" *nods head* Good call Theo. Great call.
@princekadeem8689
@princekadeem8689 3 жыл бұрын
... and I wanna thank God I’m not a pedio-file
@isaacstarkiller4388
@isaacstarkiller4388 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp ?
@ScoundrelSFB
@ScoundrelSFB 3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacstarkiller4388 11:40 -12:30
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 3 жыл бұрын
High-key vibes
@jamesstanton3280
@jamesstanton3280 3 жыл бұрын
Only he can speak of this and not look like a creep lol
@marki7793
@marki7793 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's outfit looks like a kid who went into his dads closet and just started trying shit on
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын
The World needs Theo Von, stay strong daddy 🐀 👑
@itzgruffo6323
@itzgruffo6323 3 жыл бұрын
You’re hurt in a place that you can’t even access, I felt that.
@bradvankirk8602
@bradvankirk8602 3 жыл бұрын
My mans Called me Bread lol, love you Theo
@JB_95
@JB_95 3 жыл бұрын
Let's get a positive weekend boys, time to get on top of things ! Gang.
@gabrielgripp516
@gabrielgripp516 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is super smart dude. Around minute 10 he makes a comment relating getting baptized as a return to the womb. This is something that Carl Jung and Erich Neumann talk about.
@docjohnson1
@docjohnson1 3 жыл бұрын
Smart people don't believe in fairy tales
@rightcoast7049
@rightcoast7049 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that people think he's just a dumb southerner... It's all just part of his humor... Dude is actually super smart.
@gabrielgripp516
@gabrielgripp516 3 жыл бұрын
@@rightcoast7049 oh no, i would never take him to be a dumb southerner, but this type of subject is so deep and ancient that is crazy to me how he makes this kind of argument using his intuition.
@Morfornexs
@Morfornexs 3 жыл бұрын
"He's always battling the dark arts, but he carry's a strong sword." - Theo Von
@pghpaul
@pghpaul 3 жыл бұрын
“$119 dollars for this front yard toupee”🤣
@michellejones2427
@michellejones2427 3 жыл бұрын
I busted out laughing when I heard that! 😂🤣 It even cracked him up a little!
@kitty10141
@kitty10141 3 жыл бұрын
Got me pretty good 😂
@sausagegabbagoochi1959
@sausagegabbagoochi1959 Жыл бұрын
“ people on drugs , tryin to get better but working with branches in the meanwhile” Lmaoo Theo talking about the tree company .
@markmaclaurin5106
@markmaclaurin5106 3 жыл бұрын
16:30 the magic happens.... water, fire...gravity...smoke, wolves....
@iamlogiebear
@iamlogiebear 3 жыл бұрын
$119 fake plant? You've got an $1100 branch you could have in the backround, brother! Gang gang
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 3 жыл бұрын
He must be on the dandruff
@roninkraut6873
@roninkraut6873 3 жыл бұрын
It has been a tough week. All this division and hate going on. Thank god for Theo. It’s a great reminder that we are all just trying to live our lives and we are in it together.
@Blessedup69
@Blessedup69 3 жыл бұрын
Say no to divide and conquer
@magneticdragon1517
@magneticdragon1517 3 жыл бұрын
Theo’s the kind of guy to throw up devil horns while asking to be baptized
@WaltPFloyd
@WaltPFloyd 3 жыл бұрын
He said , "backstroking in that vag gravy". Theo is is my spirit animal
@princekadeem8689
@princekadeem8689 3 жыл бұрын
😂 in the Lord’s butternut squash ☠️
@skeletonwrist7277
@skeletonwrist7277 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a Sega Genesis promotional bill board
@MeetSlyEvps
@MeetSlyEvps 3 жыл бұрын
“Thick-o-potamus” 😆
@MantissToboggan
@MantissToboggan 3 жыл бұрын
I truly love you Theo. You've been such a big help, and given us all a lot to think about. Came for the comedy, can't leave for everything else. So much depth to you.
@Coldbrookdangee
@Coldbrookdangee 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like every Swedish EDM dj from the 2000’s
@ruff8663
@ruff8663 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he’s hiding from the Mormon church
@CalebManning2
@CalebManning2 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@user-dm5lu5sm7s
@user-dm5lu5sm7s 3 жыл бұрын
You guys should comp out all the other commenter on this bid for the best name
@taylorcox1511
@taylorcox1511 3 жыл бұрын
"Life is a job you didn't sign up for" Awesome quote
@frankrizzo9654
@frankrizzo9654 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Theo, i hope all is well. That weird kats ending seemed off to me, and along with wearing sunglasses a lot lately, i hope all is okay. Just know your fans and friends and family love you dearly and are so lucky to have you. Gang gang pico blvd bad boy rip billy C
@chrissmith9798
@chrissmith9798 3 жыл бұрын
Bro your seeing it to, kats ending wad super awkward I thought they planned it at first and then realize they didn't
@frankrizzo9654
@frankrizzo9654 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrissmith9798 yeah, it all just seems weird. Haven’t watched this episode yet obviously but something just doesn’t seem right:(
@chrissmith9798
@chrissmith9798 3 жыл бұрын
@@frankrizzo9654 maybe moving all by himself out in the middle of nowhere wasn't good for him or maybe there's something else going on but I think we're right and I wish him well
@kaidamico5268
@kaidamico5268 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking the same something is off the way Kats ended an this pop here
@linkmarquez4947
@linkmarquez4947 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrissmith9798 what was weird about it I couldn’t catch it?
@s7v7nfiv5
@s7v7nfiv5 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like he recovered eye sight but still kept the glasses
@MyDogFulton
@MyDogFulton 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like the type of guy who walks to his local truck stop twice a day.
@HalfPrime
@HalfPrime 3 жыл бұрын
9:30 "It's just interesting what a horizon of existence that plane is between water and air" loved that line man have a nice Sunday Theo
@Seakaye2s
@Seakaye2s 3 жыл бұрын
With that under armor, Theo looks like a substitute teacher who also helps on the tennis team. Just needs a headband.
@TheBlackSheepDiaries
@TheBlackSheepDiaries 3 жыл бұрын
Backstroking in the Lord's butternut squash boi. Onward..
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
And vag gravy 😅😅😅
@TheBlackSheepDiaries
@TheBlackSheepDiaries 3 жыл бұрын
@@1veryfunnygirl Thank you Judy! I finished the com with ...that vag gravy, but at the last second I deleted it, suddenly concerned about offending the ladies and all this frickin cancel culture. I was back in that gravy again for a sec, but I was breaststroking.
@KandiKaht
@KandiKaht 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he is like a real life Gambit from the X-Men
@Popo-cw2zb
@Popo-cw2zb 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing like being a heartbroken girl tearing up over the wrong life decisions she made, listening to Theo Von looking for something to make her smile. Praise the Lord.
@jefferyallen7092
@jefferyallen7092 3 жыл бұрын
“Back stroking in that vag gravy” please let this term live on forever
@PLATOLOSOPHY
@PLATOLOSOPHY 3 жыл бұрын
that intro song just cured my depression
@jeffsmith673
@jeffsmith673 3 жыл бұрын
Theo the homeowner with that Fisker looking like the branch manager. Gang
@courbow4950
@courbow4950 3 жыл бұрын
and the Hide and Seek World Champion for the 2000th year in a row: Jesus Christ
@DougieInKY
@DougieInKY 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, where he goes, we can not come.
@Simplexmediakc
@Simplexmediakc 3 жыл бұрын
My guys taste in music is next level soulful
@edgarflores589
@edgarflores589 3 жыл бұрын
Never heard anyone refer to baptism as the lord's car wash lol
@loser-forever
@loser-forever 3 жыл бұрын
FISKAR 18 INCH W/ ANTELOPE FRONT 🔥💪
@Im-just-Stardust
@Im-just-Stardust 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 Only theo's can struggle with his head sets like this
@emerson5077
@emerson5077 3 жыл бұрын
My Fedex driver always seems surprised to be on the job, gang bruh
@kalebsapien1266
@kalebsapien1266 3 жыл бұрын
He takes the sunglasses off around 15 minutes in and doesn't look like he's on drugs, for all the people jumping to conclusions.
@tacotacotington3638
@tacotacotington3638 3 жыл бұрын
Hes said something before along the lines of “when people wear sunglasses inside, theyre on some drugs” which is where people started guessing that from
@user-dy5ho4sj2w
@user-dy5ho4sj2w 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying this. All of these self righteous people getting on theos case for wanting to wear sunglasses. 😂 people were turning into real detectives here in the comments analyzing his freaking jaw and hand movements. 🤣
@MamaTthaOG
@MamaTthaOG 3 жыл бұрын
Theo, we love you! We don’t expect perfection from you. You’re Human. You’re so talented and inspiring. Thank you for sharing your feelings and also making us laugh. We’re all just trying to get through life and do our best to be better. Every day is a new day and a new beginning! Gang Gang ✌️❤️🙏
@samus598
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
We need to get rid of that cumbersome bumble in the bumblebee and just call them lemony thickets from now on. Finally someone said it.
@fosterflute11
@fosterflute11 3 жыл бұрын
“And they were urban.” Idk why this tickled me. Lmaoooo
@skilletburritos8464
@skilletburritos8464 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like a tour DJ for Die Antwoord Or a Dagestani hipster who trains with Khabib
@pi1810
@pi1810 3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to look at the world, and it's hard to look away.
@Blessedup69
@Blessedup69 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@imuppstaiirs5226
@imuppstaiirs5226 3 жыл бұрын
Be good to yourself. Don't let it overwhelm ya. Gang
@invictus5566
@invictus5566 3 жыл бұрын
Deep. gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee - Nietzsche
@pi1810
@pi1810 3 жыл бұрын
@@invictus5566 That is beautiful, and true. I wish I were so eloquent.
@brt5061
@brt5061 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is a walking bit is normal convo is funnier than 85% of comedians stand up. The falling tree branch could easily be tweaked a little and be on a special
@narrowpath1554
@narrowpath1554 3 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Theo is in trouble. I get a sense he's not doing well.... Love you dude take care of yourself, and be who you are meant to be.
@JRC_86
@JRC_86 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@austinkturner
@austinkturner 3 жыл бұрын
Hope y’all have a great weekend. Gang gang!
@trey5171
@trey5171 3 жыл бұрын
@FTW 2 he didnt
@Team-gw5uw
@Team-gw5uw 3 жыл бұрын
"Its like putting your head on a pillow, but the pillow is inside your head" 43:33 Realest shit I ever heard
@tannerannichiarico7255
@tannerannichiarico7255 3 жыл бұрын
Straight up
@scottadams8561
@scottadams8561 3 жыл бұрын
Where the Vests at Theo. Rockin the Shades at nite, and a fancy Scarf .
@tannerholifield4291
@tannerholifield4291 3 жыл бұрын
You look like a reservoir DAWG with those shades Edit: Happy Easter, king of keisters 😂
@paytonmassey27
@paytonmassey27 3 жыл бұрын
Aight Theo, keep your nose clean baby we love you. You’re too good for that, I promise you
@jonsteward6608
@jonsteward6608 3 жыл бұрын
Addies daddy
@jennamarie2665
@jennamarie2665 3 жыл бұрын
Truly an honor. Your wisdom is endless. Your outlook is priceless. Your honesty is hopeful. Your personality is beautiful. Your courage is inspiring. Thank you💛
@SilencedLamb69
@SilencedLamb69 3 жыл бұрын
Bro omg that tree branch bit was the funniest shit I've heard all week.
@tyedie297
@tyedie297 3 жыл бұрын
"That emotional mcgellin of the seas" bro I needed this episode so bad, caught my now ex with some guy. I'm trying to use this to better myself . I'm a wreck right now, I've been a 1-man shit show for a long'n So many people really need you theo. Love you man . 🖤 Gang .
@Paddy224
@Paddy224 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s go, watching at 1 in the morning from Australia 🇦🇺
@y0maxtko
@y0maxtko 3 жыл бұрын
Same here mate ha
@camk.824
@camk.824 3 жыл бұрын
Not me mate
@sashasg11
@sashasg11 3 жыл бұрын
Wooo here too
@alibriggss5299
@alibriggss5299 3 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@niiclark6452
@niiclark6452 3 жыл бұрын
Buy "UMA"!! A cryptocurrency, Ethereum token that will hit $100 in the next couple months 🚀🚀 lets push this price up!!! The future for sure
@victorhuerta9186
@victorhuerta9186 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he asking us, "what is it called?".
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
I love you, Theo! Thanks for showing up again this week. You’re always on my gratitude list! ❤️
@cheddacam5559
@cheddacam5559 3 жыл бұрын
didnt know his name was justice.... but thats pretty dope hahaha
@chillguy1137
@chillguy1137 3 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm coming down from a mushroom trip smoking some weed that's been the favorite intro for me , a branch is just a tree taking a s*** in your yard who the f*** says that other than theo von what the f*** LMAO
@Mexican_Food_Truck_1
@Mexican_Food_Truck_1 3 жыл бұрын
Aw yes, some of the original apps; water, fire, smoke, wolves 💧🔥💨🐺🤣
@kenny6229
@kenny6229 3 жыл бұрын
Theos performing the lords work
@thegnosticalien
@thegnosticalien 3 жыл бұрын
"im gonna stop smoking weed this Monday..." "yeah sure ya are bread" hahahahahahah
@tacotom9128
@tacotom9128 3 жыл бұрын
Shits hilarious cause he really thinks that guys name is bread
@dannysmith2771
@dannysmith2771 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be standing in cotton and won’t believe it’s soft.” Fuck man...
@paputsa92
@paputsa92 3 жыл бұрын
You can never be too early for this level of greatness, also RIP the legend DMX, Gang yall
@workingtheories
@workingtheories 3 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like that “you can be a soldier of fortune” manual he ordered out of the back of a comic book just showed up in the mail.
@dogma7346
@dogma7346 3 жыл бұрын
theo looks like his mullet controls time and space
@MadddyDadddy
@MadddyDadddy 3 жыл бұрын
Theo don't look right. Something is definitely off. You can feel it. Hope, you're ok bro.
@Kas3-
@Kas3- 3 жыл бұрын
How do you mean?
@kaidamico5268
@kaidamico5268 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Anumacm
@Anumacm 3 жыл бұрын
He's on coke
@kaidamico5268
@kaidamico5268 3 жыл бұрын
@@Anumacm yeah I think the same did you watch the kats pof he was werid then too
@kkkkit
@kkkkit 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he looks like he’s hiding more sadness than usual. Keep going Theo 💪
@klucas7204
@klucas7204 3 жыл бұрын
Theo my dude. You have touched my life and the life of so many others in such powerful ways that have helped us change our lives for the better, and you don’t even know it. You are extremely wise my friend. Like another wise gang member said, “you look like that guy who traveled back in time on a mission, but forgot what it was” You are the human version of musics timeless classics
@djloach4788
@djloach4788 3 жыл бұрын
1:20 dam$1,100 s*** I need to start picking up them tree turds then son ..... GANG!!! Onward.....
@Thegirlsawesome
@Thegirlsawesome 3 жыл бұрын
We all work alone ! Lol 😂 Theo talks to all of us that’s so dope ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✅
@bigChrisWithAtinyPeice
@bigChrisWithAtinyPeice 3 жыл бұрын
F**** that I do a bong hit every morning before I run 3 miles and sometimes run 6 thinking I ran 3. That's the benefit of Getting stoned lol
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