Yeah first comment here

McDonald's burgers🍔 and potatoes🍟 won't rot after 24 years of storage😁

*plz do a yearly video check on these I really wona see if these things actual age or not*

A Galaxy in an egg

Mi się wydaje że ten burger lepiej wyglądał przed przekrojeniem ale to tylko moje zdanie

aliens would love this artifact

That is actually a really interesting thought 🤔 you got me thinking now

I thought i was the only one thinking about this😂😂, like deadass people are gonna make a youtube video called "opening resin with a cheese burger and fries" in the next 100 years😂😂😂

And use the DNA to make obese dinosaurs

Haha, I thought the same thing. People could create some really bizarre stuff and encase it in resin and bury it in random places so people in the future can find them and wonder what the heck it is.

Thanks

😂

This comment is underrated

He's always, watching 👀

fr tho

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Foul!

Just makes me appreciate my guts even more for being troopers and breaking it down completely. The fact that I rarely eat fast food may have something to do with it lol

My biology professor talked about that once, it's a fallacy. The reason the McDonald's burgers don't decay isn't because of "chemicals" or "preservatives." You're teacher likely kept the burger and fries in an AIR TIGHT jar or something, right? The reason things rot isn't just because they're old, it's because they get exposed to bacteria. Bacteria need a particular balance of water, salt, and sugar to survive, throw any of these off, and your food won't spoil (it will go stale, but it won't decay). The earliest forms of food preservation all focus on increasing or decreasing one of these resources to make life inhospitable for bacteria: jams add sugar, jerky removes water, bacon adds salt, etc. Sealing food in an air tight container removes the bacteria's access to water and prevents new bacteria from further infecting, thus killing off the bacteria population within the jar. In other words, your teacher was the one preserving the McDonald's food, not the "chemicals."

@@dangersquirrel4868 no she just kept it in the paper bag and yes preservatives do affect the foods rate of decay, I've also seen an ice cream sandwich sit outside all day without melting..

We literally saw it take it's last breath! 😁

Right? Why is that...

same here, like wtf

@@johnnyc.1878 Normal explanation: it's because of carbon dioxide and air bubbles escaping True explanation: It's alive

@@leocluff7188 the entire time I was eating living cheeseburgers this has to violate a law of some kind it just has to

Oh my...

😂

Lmaooo facts 🤣🤣🤣

I did

"The craziest thing I've ever seen? Well, let me tell ya, as a "meter guy" who works for the gas company I've seen everything you can imagine. Lonely housewives. Wild animals. Freak weather phenomenon. But... this one time just beat all. I go around the back of this house to check a meter and there's a guy in his garage working away at something. I shout "hey, sir, I come to check the meter" and he looks up at me all startled. His eyes went real wild. Like an animal's eyes... not a man's eyes... He shrieked and kind of shambled over and threw a tarp over some kinda display table but I caught a glimpse of what was underneath. Hamburgers. Cut in half. Encased in solid blocks of glass."

True

😉

I bet you're from the us

@@StankGremlin lmao true

Whats the brand of gel used to reseal with uv light after you cut the halves?

Reminds me of the boss of a gas station deli on the side of a highway in a no stop light West Virginia town my Mom used to work at. Where did your mom work?🤔

That’s me when I see a little mold on my bread 😂😂

@@milkyway_939 please don’t eat bread when there’s mold on another part of it. mold spores inside of the bread so by the time it starts showing on one end it’s already spread through the rest of the loaf

@@ditzyalpaca thank you for explaining it 😣

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Спасибо

@@28_khz This will happen to any food without moisture to make bacteria grow, not just McDonald's cheeseburgers.

All this time these 12000years its still edible 8000years from the time it gets sealed the taste grows stronger than ever before.

Make a mc Donald's amber

No I didn’t say that

Just wanted to point out that epoxy can preserve fresh vegetable for over 100,000 years because when the epoxy is done curing the material is devoid of any oxygen which prevents rotting. So this title is misleading.

what a waste

I’d be so mad

Me: wtf you just wasted perfectly good burgers-

"What is their endgame?"

Cult

along with everything else all the epoxy resin channels have encased in epoxy resin. they will assume we were trying to preserve them for the future's ability to learn from us, but instead be extremely confused by what we thought they could learn through burgers. i wonder if they'll ever figure out that we got water in there by encasing it while it was ice 😳

And wonder if humans really ate those things!

I am allways wondering what the history tells about us in 200 years. What we learned and guest about the people hwo lifed in that century. What will peple learn and guess about us?

@@rileym538 imagine future advanced us all baffled by water trapped in resin 🤣🤣 this comment tickled me haha!

I doubt they would be confused unless there would be a reset in civilization and history.... but eh oh well we're still confused about ancient architectures and technologies...

Well uh this ones gonna be a bit traumatizing but this serial killer, Jerry Brudos, attempted to keep parts of his victims by using resin But it didn’t work out for him so ya know

OH NO he successfully made a resin mold off of one of his victims breasts and used it as a paperweight

😂

@@munalabid1718 that's some serious paper he gotta keep down

I can imagine people’s bodies decomposing in their resin mold 🤢

Thanks

Exactly

Like amber!

They will say: "I understand now why they almost all disappeared."

You haven’t seen Jurassic Park?

*Hamburger*

Us when ancient cheese is discovered: Eat it! Future archeologists when they discover the ancient Happy Meal: Eat it!

😁😁🤣

XD

Lmao

Lol

Five minute crafts be like

such an underrated comment

𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝑶𝑿𝒀𝑮𝑬𝑵

🤣🤣🤣

Omg this is what I'm comment surfing for

im the 666th like

You mean 2021?

It's 2021 my guy

Took 60 to dry

@@sleepystar1638 understandable have a great day

I wouldn’t call it food

🤣😁

it's so cute

Your profile pic tells all

Who's gonna tell em

@@Nalon.1242 dude can you not assume? people with enough brain cells can assume its a joke 😂

@@crimlation2371 well I mean your pfp is concerning

@@Nalon.1242 your pfp is legit a fucking toad fym

This is the perfect desk sculpture motivation I'd want to remind myself there's a reason I'm trying to eat healthier

🎯

TRUTH

Rightly so.

Why do u assume there’s a “human” museum? And aliens are running said museum? And alien children take tours there? Do we eventually get wiped out?

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Same..hahahaa.

Haha facts

Lol blakes are all similar i swear lol mine too

Yum

History channel after 01:00 am

And, Behold, Ronald threw the Hamburglar, that evil Dragon into the Abyss.

"I heard McDonald had a farm"

Lol

This guy has a point

He was definitely lovin it.

Found it (thanks Shazam!): kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jdmiqNqLsdK-c6s.html

This comment 💀😂💀😂

😭😭😭😭😭 wtf lmao

Bahaha 😂 brilliant 👍🏻 😂

"breathe in, breathe out, you and me now"

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Bush called he wants his lyrics back

@@mmiinnggmmoonngg hahaha u know got7?

@@lkkarin I know just group name. I dnt know each members. Sorry😔

life finds a way

LOL

I fell a r/woooosh coming

@@root-beer *Hamburger T-Rex LOL*

What...

Cheese Touch 🤢🤢🤢

I remember that cheese touch ahhaahha

Didn’t someone eat the cheese he stopped the pandemic. He was the cure...

“STOOOOP YOU ALMOST GOT DA CHEEESE TOUCH”

@@uandeleon290 OH SHIT ITS GREG, remember your friend ate the cheese and then you you lied that you ate it

Press F to pay respects.

F

Press B for burger and F for fries

F

Proof: 7:13 "(He) hasn't changed that much"

Well.... It was the 12th 🍔 to witness... 11 rest in peace

you guys are real addicts man

Yeah. He probably got like 3 or 4 of them.

@@StreetDrilla Its a joke

it's easy, it's mc donald, i could stay 3 days without eating before touching it

the first of its kind

The forbidden burger

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Sad thing is there prolly isn’t a stitch of cow DNA in it 😂

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More cow dna in the fries than the patty.

McJurassic Park

The cows finna come out the lab pre cooked

But what if we preserved ourselves in resin? 🤨😏

A.) He preserved it in resin which is airtight B.) McDonald's burgers need air to start to mold which has moisture. All the people who have ever came out about having an old ass burger had it in a dry place unwrapped and in a box or something.

@@AWriterWandering omg I thought the same thing. It would probably be cool if it works.

do you belive on burger religion then?

@@realt0nse YES.

Exactly

"There there little burger."

"lay your weary bread to rest..."

😆😆😆

200 years from today this vid would probably surface on KZfaq’s recommendation again

200 yrs? That's like 2 people away. You must mean thousands of years in the future. In 200 years that thing will be in a landfill as trash.

@@itzFutureGiovanni bold of *us* to asume this world is gonna survive longer than 50 years 👀

@@shofisstar that aint bold.. thats logic 🤦‍♂️

They're gonna be like "huh"

Thank you so much!

Lol

*reads the comments before watching the video* Til it WHAT?!

🙃 - That is atmospheric pressure acting on it

@@samuelfellows6923 it’s alive why do you think McDonald’s has a secret about the 🍔 🤫

@@charlieweasley2534 Yep, I did the same....WTF is this guy talking about........................Ahhhhh!! LOL

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@@jedrek29t ☹☹👎

And they would be right lol

Yeah do some superfoods next please.

4 thousand years from now: "scientists say 44 billion year old burger found"

Thanks

Came here to say the same 😂

I'm sure it's from all the preservatives they have in the food, which means they can buy the ingredients in bulk and save them for like ~6 months or something. Also saw a video of someone unwrapping a 20 year old mcdonald's burger and apart from it being hard, it had hardly changed lol

The bun has a 1 year expiration date, which is shocking. I put my bread in the freezer so it doesn’t expire after 3-4 days lol

I saw the epoxy got rot, but the burger.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5yVa8eGrpepj6c.html

No problem 😉

Yes

Yes

Start one

Samples for taste?💀

@@ventisfoot8019 yes, to taste the original food not the moldy part haha , especially if certain foods stop mass manufacturing in the future. It could give brands a second chance or even just give a nostalgic feeling for people who grew up with certain foods that are now not available to purchase at stores.

Lol

Lol

We are going to be dead...

Lol

@@SRG4. i think its a fairly safe bet that we all will be dead in 1,000,000 years. Do you think you will still be living then?

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good one 😂

And you don't want to eat it either? xD

😂😂

😂😂😂😂yup

They'll be wondering why we preserved our food in such a strange way. One of histories mysteries.

@@lonewretch they'll probably explain it with... "Aliens"

@@SubaruPieter Oh god, 2121, memes of a hamburger in resin, with some wild haired 2121 dude gawking ironically, captioned "ALIENS" -- Ancient Alien theorists, say... Yes.

@@lonewretch yes, exactly this!🤣🤣🤣

@@SubaruPieter you mean "Jesus". Or Noahs food ark?

No problem 👍

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me: E A T I T

Me: S H O O T I T

me: E X P L O D E I T

me: B U R N I T

@echo_shinxio_shinx 😭

The idiot burger 🤣

And the burger will be still breathing

@@bOOSTEDjOSH idiot sandwich

I think there is a spelling mistake at the "The degenerated X Burger" part .

@@bOOSTEDjOSH what would Chef Gordon say about this? Lol.

mcdonalds buger

You have been blesed my friend be This comment is gonna get a lot of likes :D

@@elvingonzalez2443 :D

My thought is this is why I don't eat at McDonald's!🤣

Lol me af

Same 😂😂😂 but I was hooked lol

Lol me too

Plot twist: He bought 2 cheeseburgers & 2 orders of fries. ;)

Impressed with someone not eating McDonald’s? It is top 3 worst fast food chains

@@letsgobrandon4871 yeah it taste like crap, but something inside me tells me to eat it anyway even though i could get something way better

@@letsgobrandon4871 no

Thanks Tom

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*5.4

It absolutely is interesting.

@@adhavarajan1009 *5.7

5.8*

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Well I mean the food they sell you is just reheated frozen food anyways so she isn't wrong.

LOL, my Jewish mom - same

😂

Lol mine too

Swore off McD's years ago. Still okay with this decision

@@noppom4173 he said it got hard before he put it in the resin

@Danny DNA thanks for this new information

Thanks

If you think about it it would actually be quite a bad way to die, imagine being encased in a block of resin and being unable to breathe then dying slowly like how you would drown, all the while being able to see outside the cube.

My claustrophobia is screaming

I wonder if it'd actually be a good alternative to coffins when people die if they want the body conserved

@@even___ i cant breathe just by reading that

I JUST offered to encase my wife in resin when she is dead and put her in the garage. I also told her i would Re-Name her HAN SOLO

It has already been done... In iceland! www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-50262547

2200 I don't think the Earth will be around for that long

I won't wanna live in a world where there ain't to burgers

@@NosferatuRatio that's only 179 years from now, earth will be around lol

@Justin M actually we have a lot of ambiental problems that are destroying the earth, so this is the reason that earth possibly won't be around in 2200

1 mm plexiglass from anti frame

I'm glad you like it

@@jedrek29t That's a real talent 👏 God bless you for that

Bruh

Haha 😆

Some where on the internet is a something like 12 year old burger just sitting in a bag. Still kinda looks good.

*goes for a bite

how to train your dragon reference

It would be fossilised 😂

@@aboyousefemam1942 should be well preserve hopefully just it the video. Like Jurassic Park that mosquito. Lol

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