Crap guide to Monster Hunter. More seriously though I would suggest Epic NPC Man from Viva La Dirt League, it might not be an abridged but its really good.

@@Xinoz2 Huh... Y’know I wouldn’t have thought to recommend VLDL, but you might be on to something. Even if you don’t decide to react to them, I’d still recommend watching their various series, they’re great.

OOO OO _OOOOOO._ *Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla.* _That's got to be a definitive video._ Nepotism Adventure Series, Part 1: Taxes. To stick with MLP, the now complete, Scootertrix abridge and animated shorts, or the DawnSomeWhere's Mentally Advanced series(animated, or show version), altered fictions, shorts, or Friendship is Witchcraft. For other abridges. Pokemon Starter Squad (an original 3D animation). Sweet Boy Beach 1-3. All the DoorMonster shorts and their short Film.

my uncle plays 1st to 2nd DND and this is indeed a spell and im currently a fighter/cleric 3 level now and im looking forward to next year when we play again

Deerstalker Pictures: " 1 For All" DnD series.

I am a firm believer that a D&D group must have a minimum of 1/4 the number of players rounded up of healers, and clerics are undisputedly the best at that because they are one of the few classes that so snuggly fit all four party slots (white mage, heavy combatant, dark mage, light combatant). And I have decided that if ever I am in a party and am the only healer, no matter what I had originally planned for that character, they will charge the rest of the party for their services. Because if they really cared, at least one of them would have also chosen to play a healer.

Medic and Mercy: "great, I wish we were Clerics instead of healers." Also medic: "I have ubersaw critz for days"

@@black97_0 haha! As a medic main, this is amazing

I have two parties without a cleric. The first one has a paladin, bard, and artificer to make up for the lack of dedicated healing. My second group has a barbarian, with both the wizard and rogue cross classing as barbarian as well so we have three damage sponges kind of. Our druid refuses to heal in the second party unless someone is unconscious. So I can say parties can work without clerics... its just why would you ever want too XD

Lol, coming from a dm that had a group of 7, that has been reduced to 4, with no cleric's out of the whole bunch. I was my party had a cleric, they used to have an artificer and paladin, now, the artificer has left the game and the paladin lost his patron, soooooo, no heals for my party.

Yup. Dungeons & Dragons Basic Expert Companion Master Immortal (BECMI) edition Rules Cyclopedia, page 37. Sticks To Snakes, a 4th level clerical spell. Range 120 ft, duration 6 turns, effects up to 16 sticks on a 2d8 roll, stats listed below the spell.

@@viktord2025 Paladin: Hey cleric?...Why are you filling up your bag of holding with sticks every time we camp? Cleric: Oh, reasons...

@@NoBoZ69 Ranger: *thinking* More arrows? But it's not enough. Druid: *thinking* It moved? Wait a second... Cleric: *pokes a dagger at the druid's back* Shhhhhh...

It's the Old Magic.. Lol

@Pyrocumulus25 it's a spell in the Grimlores grimoire

Thank you my dear sir for enlightening all of the barbarians out there who probably just hit their computer/phone instead of reading it

@@lordthennek2045 f you for making the funny/info post into a more funny post

Why did I read this in the John Cena announcer voice?

"human" dont you mean catboy

@@jeph7434 let's just call him ex-human

@KarSoban it warms my heart that this meme is still kicking

Also his wizard video.

That’s part of crap guide to dnd so he’s bound to react to it eventually.

Or his newest song

Someone combined both of there songs. Its out there now, so, look for it.

I love this And it better be an orc to create an orchestra

Classical Rock star

Thumbs up for One Piece.

I remember playing that in pathfinder 1e as the class 'Skald' it is a rage bard that can give his allies rage powers as well ^^

done

I mean, it is for anything not Wizards or Artificers (or select subclasses)

@@Dragonspirit223 not always, Maybe they want to be more intelligent than charismatic? it all depends on the player.

@@RobbyTheRogue mechanically its the least supported stat

@@Dragonspirit223All my characters with a strength dumpstat be like Although to be fair they're mostly casters or dex based so yeah.. (bard/wizard, bard, bard/warlock, bard, bard/wizard, druid, druid, rogue, rogue, warlock, ranger/rogue, ranger/bard)

Or in Skyrim, the dark brotherhood.

Or Jhin in League of Legends.

Foolish fool, your foolery is unmatched. The druid and ranger get the wizards trapped in the hacked BOH to cast their spells on the companions; or the wizards won't get their kibble. Do you *want* the pocket wizards to starve?!

I think the reference to flamethrower squirrels is because you keep racial abilities when you wild shape. So Dragonborn still keeps its breath weapon even as a squirrel.

Circle of Wildfire Druid’s get it

Magic Initiate lol

Or Sorcerers can twin spell meta magic and get TWO flamethrower squirrels!

@@Squeekysquid Evocation elements to burn or shock or freeze your friends!

RIGHT?! I literally got up and walked up to my TV because I thought I read it wrong

Thats actually the origin of his Jocrap persona

Its what got him popular in the first place

I first heard of him on Tuloks channel when he guest starred on his 200th episode when he built Thanos in D&D 5e.

I thought that was an X-men villain?

@@Airier that’s Magneto tho, if I’m not mistaken

@@Airier Say it with me now, "Mah-Gen-Tah"

Airier actually that's a Flash villain.

@@Bysthedragon,Blue's boyfriend from Blue's Clues?

Give me time. I have rulebooks for 2e AD&D and 5e. I am reasonably sure I can make it functional with the modern rule-set. It WILL be back...

@@Ilikecatsismychannelname Try Shillelagh rules.

@@Brutalyte616 It will go on my list of references.

Its in dnd if u play a yan-ti

Isn't there a magic item that is basically enchanted with that spell? Serpent Staff or something like that?

A culinary bard.... hrm.

@@bretsheeley4034 small smooth brains assume that bards have to sing or play an instrument. But big wrinkly brains know that a Bard is simply someone that uses a form of artistic expression. They can sing, dance, paint, prance, make a pretty dirt drawing with a lance.

@@mrshadow4007 Plenty of ways to further enhance the battlefield if given the right chance.

teddie from persona 4 is also a bard.. had that realization, I am displeased.

Or just a collage of valor without multiclassing

In pathfinder that's an actual hybrid class.

…Enter the Gungeon? Here? I know for a fact that one of the bosses in that game is named “Gatling Gull”

First pc I ever played, had a great time

I don't know. Let's take a shot for every miss.

I've heard mention of them. Might have to bug my Discord for the links, if anyone has them.

Using maces to beat drums or dance with very little armor/clothes to get the sweet, sweet Inspiration!

Be inspired by my side swings mother-------!

@@jackthorton10, and the pelvic thrust shall drive you Insane!

@@nickpossum3607 SO it would seem fine adventurer make it so for many a man or beast to bequest you their prize! Soldier onward!

Note to self, make a wild magic barbarian. 🤔

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In the android app is on the home page recommendations also 3 dots next to the title name... same options to avoid them.

Nope. Nope. NOPE. NOOOOOOPPPPPEEEE!!!!!!! 😨

Gracias.

Never let it be said I claimed to be a good English major. 😁

@@Airier that is true. You never specifically said it.

Yup. I believe it.

@@Airier I see you did another Jocat video which I shall watch when I’m done with this one, I highly recommend doing the races video he did. Really flexes his bard skills.

I've actually got a couple recorded right now. I think I'm trying to look at all his stuff. If they're all at this level of quality, I want to see everything. 😁

Please tell me that was a static effect based on your character. So that they just couldn't speak around him. 😁

😁

Yeah, that is a bit of a drawback. But considering clerics have heavy armor proficiency, less of a drawback than on some other classes.

@@Airier True, I guess how much of a drawback it is depends on the domain: War and Life will be far less punished by it than, say, Trickery or Grave (although the Grave Cleric using his channel divinity to give the enemy vulnerability to the next instance of damage before castibg Inflict Wounds would be a nasty combo ^^)

Twin guiding bolt with bless and spiritual weapon is a drug

Ah I miss that campaign. We had so much fun with our shenanigans when we managed to tame small Bronze Dragons to ride across the ocean. I'll miss my Bard and my Bronze Dragon named Tod. The Campaign ended with EVERYONE except my character dead... She's kinda trapped in an endless void within a time-trap. Basically she's in a dimension that has nothing in it left and time has ceased entirely. Although, technically it's not her, it's the God in the dagger who now is using her body and is forever forced to writhe in agony, because now he knows emotions and pain. We basically ended the campaign by forcibly teaching a God the price of power... And now he has to suffer that for eternity. The DM wanted a memorable campaign... He got a memorable campaign. Also, he purposely kept pestering my Sweetheart to get me to try D&D again, because he heard about the LAST time I ever played it wound up ending with the DM drawing a knife on me and going to jail... The reason he wanted me in it was because of a character I last played nicknamed "Doctor Quack" and long story short, Doctor Quack killed his entire party, on purpose, by invoking the wrath of a Red Dragon that burned them all alive much to the DM's horror and fury... We all hated that campaign and wanted it over with and I used a loophole the DM gave us as his way of being "nice", but he never thought one of us would use it to forcibly end the game FOREVER. Doctor Quack was a legend to my Sweetheart's friends, and after a lot of convincing, and a Renaissance Fair with them all... I gave in. I came up with Lilith Nightshade the Bard/Ranger. He had no idea what to expect with me playing but he admitted he hoped he would see a LITTLE bit of the out-of-the-norm from me... He got that in session two when I straight up tortured an assassin... Good times. I still remember the horror on everyone, except my Sweetheart, and the DM pulled me aside when we were done for the night to ask about it but then ended the conversation with "Bring more of that... WHATEVER that might be, bring more of that out of nowhere surprising stuff". I kept surprising them, going from torturing people who deserved it to falling over a cliff riding an outhouse to catch our Rogue and Cleric while the Dwarf was beating down a Goblin inside the thing... Lots of antics. In the end we went through a lot of emotions in that finale. Betrayal... Loss... Shock... Fury... And even happiness. My character was purposely designed to be distrustful and on edge... Because I wanted to literally bring a bit of myself in that character. I was distrustful of playing D&D after what happened in the past. Through the game that Bard opened up steadily, became attached to those around her and when it came time to utter those scripted words I had planned out for the end... I cried. Because I had to tell them something horrible when the Wizard betrayed us as the BBEG and asked me to join her since she could use someone with my "talents". I had to have my character face her friends as she took that deal and say "By your hands I have been raised... By my hands you will be laid low". The DM scripted that twist, but even he didn't expect it to hurt. I cried that whole fight as I killed the party with the Wizard until only the two of us remained. He described it as "While fighting you see she is crying; she is smiling, but she is crying", it felt right to us to think of it as this character didn't want to kill them, but something unsaid made her go through with it. Just when they thought it was the end of the campaign... The DM revealed the final twist... "The Wizard, while gazing upon the land she will soon conquer... Suddenly feels a cold chill in her chest, in her heart". The Wizard stumbled and turned to see the Bard had taken the cursed dagger and stabbed her through her back into her heart with it. "The Bard was never on anyone's side... The Bard was obedient to her God for the price of her revenge" and then he had us fight each other, with the Wizard having disadvantages on rolls due to losing blood rapidly and slowly dying unable to heal her wound, because the dagger makes wounds that can't heal... Again, OP dagger I never used. She eventually falls at the Bard's feet, begging as to why she betrayed her. The Bard winds up giving her body to her God, who isn't prepared at all, because he was a God in another Plane and never felt before... But in a mortal body, he could feel, and he felt it ALL. He felt the Bard's physical wounds, he felt her emotions, and he felt her relief. Her revenge she told the party was to avenge her family... They thought she meant the assassins who killed them... She meant the God that led them to that point and had them killed that they worshipped. In the end two spells, the God's and the Wizard's, clashed and destroyed everything... Leaving the God locked for eternity in a void with emotions and pain he couldn't comprehend. The only way in that campaign to torture a God like that was to submit your body to it with wounds, because then it would die and be forced to reincarnate... In THAT campaign I took it further, by torturing it with guilt, pain both physical and emotional; I didn't just beat a God... I traumatized it with eternal PTSD. As for the party, they'll be resurrected in a new life in a new dimension with their memories in tact, except the Wizard and the Bard; because they had their souls wandering the void. They'll learn about what happened by the Deities that witnessed it all and hold no remorse for the God sitting imprisoned. They'll learn what Lilith Nightshade did and what she asked as her true final wish. "To restart fresh... With my family I made on the way... Maybe somewhere else, far, far from here. Maybe even across stars in a place unknown. I will not likely look the same... I hope not... Last thing I want is for them to see the face that hurt them. I can't wait to see what adventure awaits us when we next meet." New campaign is set to begin soon and they will meet "Lilith Nightshade" in her new body, name, and life in the first town. But she won't have memories of her past life, only they will. No twist planned next time either, it's going to be a mystery campaign, so not too much fighting really. Solving puzzles and earning a lot of money mostly.

... What?

@@Airier Yeah those are spells for basic newbie clerics.....have fun wrestling with that fact.

I've been told it sounds even weirder when I do that in person. 😅

@@Airier yea adhd will do that, at least that what gets me when I git going lol

O.O You... make a VERY compelling argument.