Yeah that was insanely accurate 😂

fr tho that unlocked some memories

Easily the most Aussie part of the video, and take it from an old bloke - that's a genuine exchange you'll have with each of your children too :)

The amount of times I heard that or I wasn’t taught it that way

imaginary numbers be year 12 extension 2 maths 0.0

Well Australia is just Britain's cousin lol

@@nikhilsuri99 oh wow... burn... 🙄

That's straight horsesh*t. British ppl have the most filler in their convos out of the English speaking countries.

I notice this the most in their sketch comedy it always goes on far too long after the main punchline

@@nikhilsuri99 As is America. Edit.. Actually Australia and US are like cousins. Britain is the crusty old mum.

OMG I was thinking the same lmao

My dad would say this and then immediately start patting his pockets.

This is literally what I say. 😁

I’m Aussie and when I was 11 and didn’t know my homework and even my dad didn’t know he would say… WHAT THE FUCK ALL THIS FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD!? UR TECHER MUST A FUCKING CUNT

SO TRUE!

Love your work, Joel.

imagine if someone took that wrong and didn't bother trying

yes you are correct, planet of wood forest is safe, it is...

Baby yoda, however, did not.

Agreed 😂

He was also playing as the glasses but the performance was so good only a few people noticed

Such a good performance..

Don’t forget he was also the Nintendo

Did love his acting there, but I personally thought his acting as the computer was just outstanding

Oh you mean invisible

Would have been especially embarrassing if he was trying to mimic Aussie Dad's Racial Slurs ( if he was making any ) 🥴😂

The important thing is that he tried

@@kacaubalau2531 Well yes. I was about 20 at the time so being still young, I found whatever my Dad did embarrassing.

sounds like he was integrating nicely. Now if you dont mind, im off to chastise my local member for taking too much Chinese money for Wind Turbines and Farm land

@@codeisme bloody wind turbines.

*Speech 100*

Now, your dad is different bread

Different 🍞

Lmao same with the forging signatures. Know both my parents and had to forge a lot throughout school. They knew I was doing it though bc I was always forgetting to give them my letters or stuff I needed signed so they told me to do it myself lmao

thats extrenly wierd

@baby oli what

@@dylbro234 it's a bot that can barely speak English.

Fucin oath

I reckon you’re right but I also remember that most things in Australia happen at least 10 years later than the USA……in this case I’d say 30

@baby oli ong

Hope you get one soon, praying for you 🙏🙏

Hahahaha same here Lol💀

@@dally579 same.

Laughed at you till I realised I don't have one either

Buy one.. Their pritty cheap man..

Think you got that the other way around

@@skylardoolittle3083 nah

@@skylardoolittle3083 haven't met a lot of aussie soldiers I see

The Austrian seems more like American fathers if ima be real the no fucks given attitude feels American the one you have for America feels more like what I imagine Canadian dads or 2020 German dads would be like

Agreed the American dad character is more like a Canadian dad I'm more like the Australian dad

@@trolltyrant8344 it's definitely a midwestern type dad

@@trolltyrant8344 Think you meant *Australian. Imagine getting that confused with Austria, oof.

@@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin it's definitely a liberal dad. Wouldn't last a day in Montana or Texas. Maybe Kansas.

Yall are apparently beyond civil and more like subservient these days. It shows by the way your gov. Has you all locked down on your knees begging 4 the jab. The days of the legendary rough and tumble Aussie Male have long gone I guess. And to think once upon a time woman glowed and men chundered.

Happy being a bogan? :P

@@adamannear the difference is bogans have tatoos

​@@adamannear no. We're happy to be Aussies. Not bogan. I didn't realise we had bad stereotypes

Jesus fucking Christ

Mood. My Aus dad was more abusive to my mum tho. And he was lazy af. Didn't work or do anything

No offense but he'd be what we call in an Australia a drop kick. My apologies that your Mum chose a drop kick for a partner. They aren't hard to miss verse the non drop kicks so he may have played her (sorry for your troubles).

@@samanthahughes5590 the thing is... some guys seem nice, lure in a partner, and then slowly become an a**hole. It happens slow enough that the partner doesn't realise it's manipulation/abuse until much later... if at all. I know because it happened to me 🙃 Edit: also, a recent study revealed that Australian men are among the worst in all western countries. In my experiences, I agree

@@dodgyyeti532 Sadly you get them everywhere. Unfortunately some women are just as bad. I guess that's what happens when you remove God from your life and only seek instant sexual gratification. The price for that gratification seems to be hurting people who genuinely want a connection with that abusive person. It's sad and painful, but most people these days fall for sweet little lies all the time. It's called a honey trap and both sex's play that game at times. We also call it flirting. Sadly you can't really do anything about it. But do pray that that person learns their lessons soon so they can stop being toads.

Me too

I'm from QLD and honestly it's 💯

I'm not convinced that you're a real aussie, you didn't end your sentence with cunt or but, cunt

As an American, I can say that this is not accurate

As an aussie father of two girls, my knuckles are sore from beating up other dads

One of us! One of us! One of us!

I was walking my sons home from primary school may years ago, when they were, say, 10 and 7, and some slightly older girls were walking ahead of us; we could hear them speaking very profanely ahead of us. When one of the girls loudly said “fucking asshole”, I had to step in. “Oy,” I said. “Sorry,” said the girl. “So you should be,” I said. “We’re Australians. We don’t say “fucking asshole’, we say “fucking arsehole.’ Get it right next time. Silly cunt.”

🥲

I'm still very proud of you babe

sadly, true.

How can u be on both sides of the table. Or is half ur house in America and the other half in Australia? What county is this in I would love to visit

Born in perth raised in California and chicago came back to Perth in 2010 and been here ever since. So I'm accustomed to both the american and Australian way.

@@borrisbender8053 you are really slow

@@DipseyDex bro it feels like they switched out America dads with Canadian dads To be honest

Fuck off dude, thats bullshit

Nahhhhh it’s never boring! 🤣

fr

This is not real

That's what happens when you're raised by Lesbians :)

You are not an Australian

Fucken hell.....at least tell us you bashed a few c*nts in your day! What is the fucking country coming too?

@@MichaelJP people don't usually want to fight me being 6'4. 2 guys did pick a fight with me once, I went in ready for it but after realising their punches didn't hurt me I just kind of laughed it off not really worth it.

you'll start a fight with that comparison

@@kyyah2 lol was gonna say the same thing.

Which part of the country you from? All the dads in my area were closer to Aussie dad....if they were around lol

i take EXTREME OFFENSE at that and i don't even like cricket