*years later* "I SAW THIS THING ON DISCOVERY THAT HUMANITY HAS STOPPED EVOLVING!!!!"

THE WAY HES SINGING IS SO ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME AND PURE

"why do they put that shït on th cover" ikr! like what does that have to do w/ calculus!!!!

The one dislike is Jeremy Heere

I'm supposed to be doing calculus homework right now

"So I went in the closet" Story of my *life*

This is so absolutely so cute. George is so adorable on stage!! He seems like such a cool guy

Honestly, I joined 3 different extremely active clubs to have more chances to try and flirt with my crush. She moved to Italy. Fuck my life.

LYRICS (BY EAR) I got a phone call from Alyssa The girl I loved in high school You know I wouldn’t miss a chance to look into those eyes I sat next to her in calculus Which is why I took calculus Four years of infinite decimals and curves I hated all those numbers And Cartesian planes But still cause of Alyssa it was worth the aches and pains Just to see the way she smiled Those pretty little lips The was she held her pencil in her gentle finger tips She talked about discovery And the way the planets turned The limit, functions, fear, iota- God, I love to learn! So like ten years went by Not a word, not even a Facebook message Then like, two months ago- Alyssa moved to Brooklyn Twelve blocks from me, I think She called me on my cell phone and said, “Hey! Let’s have a drink!” So I was kinda nervous and I don’t now what to say She said, “I’m good Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; busy Saturday.” And I said, “Ummm, gah, uh, I-I I don’t know. I guess I could do Friday.” She said, “Meet me down on Bedford at North 7th, 6 o’clock. There’s an awful lot of hipsters, but we’ll find some place to talk.” Knowing she hung up, I shouted Which made me pee a little bit I mean, I was real excited until I realized- Holy shit!! I haven’t studied math in fourteen years!! I study poetry and well, I-local beers My body filled up with fear What will I talk about? So I went in the closet and I pulled out that box With the Abercrombie sweaters and the ten-eye soccer socks The portrait with the places and the middle school cologne A good luck note from Mom-oh I don’t wanna die alone! All those music posters-Sugar Ray and Third Eye Blind Where is this god damned book? Oh yes, I really gotta find that textbook from calculus class And I found it, babe! With all those diamonds made out of glass- On the cover And half of a rising sun Why do they put that shit on the cover, anyway? At least I got it all figured out Every problem that I solve will wash away a little doubt If I could just solve this proof Alyssa’s gonna jump through the roof And maybe I’ll start to think I’m good at dating So uhh why don’t we get one with Italian sausage and one with spinach and ricotta. You know, sharing two mediums is really the most cost-affective way to taste all the flavors So we met up for fancy pizza And I guess it was pretty nice And Alyssa, well now she’s in med school And her drink is Bourbon on ice Just like mine~ She’s got a cat and a studio apartment Where she lives with some really nice guy!! And me, I guess I’ll go back home Next time I won’t pick up the phone Me, I guess I’ll go back home And memorize the digits of pi~! Sorry for any mistakes...

how he sang "Just like mine" With his precious little smile made my heart mealt

Okay so that song was cute and funny but his voice just hurts my heart in a way, you know?

Tag yourself. Im the "I havent studdied math in, 14 yeaaaaaaars!!!"

Wow this is my favourite song in Mean Girls... I AM FILLED WITH CALCULUST

i swear every song someone films george singing on this website is about a guy who loves someone who doesn't love him and that's so sad if there are any happy-and-happily-in-love-thats-reciprocated-songs george sings please enlighten me

So weird to hear him singing about a girl

lol i dont wanna die alone either george

michael to jeremy

what the fUCK M NAME-- I YELLED IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE

I was really weirded out hearing him singing about a gal, but then I remembered that he came out as bi on a live stream~~

This reminds me of my crush for some reason and i can't relate to all the other stuff besides all the parts where he talks about his feelings at stuff where i can apply that to the lil moments i have

My name is Alyssa, I’m good at and like math. Hit me up, George 😂

a part of me wanted this to be George Salazar teaching us calculus.

Turn on the captions trust me the beginning is great

I'M FILLED WITH CALCU - LUST

His voice is adorableeee

I ABOUT DIED MY NAME IS ALYSSA

I AM FILLED WITH CALCLUST

Just me who still listen to this evryday in 2019?..... Okey it's just me.

1:55 *i love this part*

are there chords for this song? i'd love to learn and play it!

this baby is singing about a female? wHaT

Had this song stuck in my head this morning

i freaking LOVE him!!!! *squealing like a 4 year old who just got a pony*

Ok is it bad that when I read the title I immediately thought “I’m FiLLeD wiTh CaLcULuST”

He's just so adrable

my name is alyssa so i always feel special listening to this

this is so cute aww

Not trying to start a fight (I swear) but as of his twitter he identifies as gay, or that's what he said in the tweet. twitter.com/georgesalazar/status/1042277936114663426 The whole thing was actually brought up from a little incident of him answering questions about Michael. Anyway, just putting it out there. *Please do not go bothering him about this.* I am *not going to argue with anyone* on what he said in the past or what he might say in the future. But I think this is the most recent thing *so I am just putting it out there.* Honestly, I don't care what George identifies as because it's really just about him as a person.

And I was real excited till I realized, HOLY SHIT! I haven't studied math in *checks watch* 14 years! I studied POETRY!!!! And....well.... local beers...

*W/ an added T in the title I’d start crying*

Aw george. Somethin you wanna talk about buddy?

why is this me rn with a boy in my grade?

Is there sheet music for this?

I LOVE THIS MAN okie that's all

:D

Does anyone know if this is from a shower. I nEed to knOw

*read title* Mind:hell

Don't lie to yourself george ur like super gay