Calling Your Son an Asshole - Ron Funches
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4 жыл бұрынRon Funches explains why he feels justified in calling his kid an “asshole” and recalls his job as a human billboard.
Original airdate: August 30, 2013
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@kaylakraft9937 4 жыл бұрын
Parenting, in a nutshell: "I'm not confident in all the decisions I'm making...but I know you should not be eating a mouse pad right now!" Truth.
@marissatorres5279 4 жыл бұрын
Kayla Kraft as a new-ish mom to a 2 year old boy, I feel this quote more than ever most of my days now 😂
@SAM-ru4vx 4 жыл бұрын
@@marissatorres5279 you're lucky.....your kids don't run in to walls by accident.
@marissatorres5279 4 жыл бұрын
OLE SammyOLE Lol I’m sure that day is coming 😅 my younger brother did that when he was little too!
@srami004 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you poor thing.
@MichelleDespres 4 жыл бұрын
Kayla Kraft better than tide pods and pot brownies
@keino111689 4 жыл бұрын
Waiting for him to say, “Oh that’s naaaaasti”
@neuro7046 4 жыл бұрын
PROTOSTAR 😂😂😂😂
@sonnydee5135 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
@infernape494 4 жыл бұрын
bro i noticed his voice like halfway through
@jovaniricks9035 4 жыл бұрын
He do sound like Cleveland
@globlocka4764 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@vellabella1 4 жыл бұрын
I love his demeanor and delivery
@thecam0073 4 жыл бұрын
Vella Bella omg i had to re-read that because my subconscious read “misdemeanor”.
@jourdenbroxton387 4 жыл бұрын
Aye 420 likes😂good job 😂
@TWillTheCreative 4 жыл бұрын
That smile after he boldly called his child an asshole is such a dad thing 😂
@CS-ui4qj Жыл бұрын
every good father takes pride in it when they say their son is an asshole. lol
@Robopercy 4 жыл бұрын
Damn never saw this guy before... Didn’t know the tone of a voice could be such a killer punchline 😂😂😂
@jck1794 4 жыл бұрын
tone of voice and delivery is literally like 75% of a punchline lol
@Robopercy 2 жыл бұрын
@@jck1794 I accidentally came back to this video after forgetting about it.. But I meant his consistent overall tone throughout the video. I don’t know/remember if he talks like that usually, but either way his self awareness to the point that he spoke low and softly for the entire 5/6 minute set as a subtle setup to his final punchline of yelling one sentence as his closing joke. Even though they’re clearly some of the best comedians I don’t think people like Eddie Murphy, Griffon or kevin hart would have had the same impact using the exact same material because of they tend to be loud and exciting already. This felt like a Dave Chapelle type of delivery/setup and I was just admiring it, that’s all
@foeof 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I forgot how much Ron has really changed over the years.
@woozie___ 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah what's going on here? Is it an old clip? I thought he was way smaller now
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 4 жыл бұрын
@@woozie___ Yeah, old clip
@user-xc1sx6hp8p 4 жыл бұрын
I’m loving his return funnier bigger
@A6Legit 4 жыл бұрын
@@woozie___ I was confused af. Thought he might have put weight back on.
@youhaveayds8975 4 жыл бұрын
@@A6Legit this is from 2013 lmao
@zulumoondragon 4 жыл бұрын
He could definitely be a live action Cleveland Brown
@Not_what_it_used_to_be 4 жыл бұрын
But no
@X--hu2gk 4 жыл бұрын
He's kind of if ripping it off if he doesn't talk like that when he's not on stage.
@DigitalDash7 4 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s naaaaasty
@dorthesmeby1869 3 жыл бұрын
Damn I actually googled to see if it was him dubbing Cleveland -very similar voice;-) Ha ha ha -I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!
@willkoestner4159 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. He's just Ron
@Elecktricd00m 4 жыл бұрын
YO COMEDY CENTRAL HOW LONG YOU HOLD ONTO THESE CLIPS FOR FAM? THE DUDE LIKE 2XS SMALLER NOW
@NotReallyRebecca 4 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna say that lol
@joeyalen275 4 жыл бұрын
Is that what happened? I was wondering how much food he ate since the joe rogan podcast lol
@joek6782 4 жыл бұрын
Joey Alen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeyalen275 4 жыл бұрын
Joe K I completely forgot he talked about it on the podcast too man.
@jeqmilo 4 жыл бұрын
His kid he 21 now
@bunnybro5977 4 жыл бұрын
"My sons a 10 yr old psychopath" he says in the voice of hannibal lecter
@TheDailyMobb 4 жыл бұрын
“Ion need no new friends”-just my 💭 BEAUTIFUL!!!🤣😭😭
@chayjay1956 4 жыл бұрын
Duuude, that "I DONT NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!!" killed me.
@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын
why? because you "felt that"?
@chayjay1956 3 жыл бұрын
@@IntegrityGames because it caught me off guard. Prick
@Chris-tz5iz 4 жыл бұрын
My ad for this was IHOP, more pancakes beeeotch
@Abbot3663 4 жыл бұрын
I like when comedians laugh at their jokes
@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын
I like when losers in the comment section tell me they think things are funny
@heytherescooterboys922 3 жыл бұрын
@@IntegrityGames why are you the way that you are lol
@somethingfunny4332 3 жыл бұрын
Hey There Scooter Boys lmao, imagine living your life as integrity games
@llaser1433 2 жыл бұрын
@@somethingfunny4332 lmao just imagine
@amandasermon9625 4 жыл бұрын
Treating your kid like an equal is what matters. If they're being an asshole then they deserve to know the same as anyone else.
@zakredman3391 4 жыл бұрын
@Diamond Bourne Why can't a parent be a friend to their child? Never understood why people have a hard time with that.
@blahblahblahyasmine4515 4 жыл бұрын
@John A. exactly, let children unfold into who they are not what you want them to be and offer guidance *and* acceptance to them. Being equals/humans/friends in any relationship has to be a meeting in the middle bringing the totality of the authentic selves from all sides to best make it work. Children are no exception.
@blahblahblahyasmine4515 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Red children absorb and recognize the emotions going on in and around them. I am not suggesting emotional labor, I am suggesting explaining things to them as a human being versus emotionally/physically abandoning them and/or emotionally/physically abusing them. I don't know how else to explain that to you.
@blahblahblahyasmine4515 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Red treat children as capable human beings on their path to becoming healthy, prosperous adult human beings.
@nateypotatey2106 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Red You are an absolute moron. I guarantee you're an anti-vaxxer.
@MediCali951 4 жыл бұрын
This man reintroduced me to lunchables. Before him I thought you had to be in school to eat those. Blew my freaking mind
@amandaschmidt9528 2 жыл бұрын
My husband is autism spectrum and gifted with the darkest most brilliant sense of humor I have ever witnessed. His jokes come from a place of being hyper logical and hyper realistic and his social commentary would just blow your mind. It's incredible. We definitely make jokes about each other's disorders (I have severe ADHD) that do not fly in the company of others, but it's how we cope with the difficulties of a neurodiverse household 🖤
@ezcargo 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this man a few months back. One of the best shows I've ever seen.
@thegreathawk2244 4 жыл бұрын
When I hear Ron Funches I laughs a whole bunches
@Murcxrrie Жыл бұрын
jesus christ.
@BoSSLeVeLs 4 жыл бұрын
More pancakes beeeatch 😂😂😂😂
@ambull80 4 жыл бұрын
Yo! Killed me!
@fngherbo5972 4 жыл бұрын
Boss Levels 🤣
@h00pla434 3 жыл бұрын
Actually that's pretty cool
@InteristaS5 4 жыл бұрын
The statue of liberty popin and lockin had me rolling. That was the last thing I expected him to say 😂😂😂
@nowayjose5466 4 жыл бұрын
Just as he said it I read this at the same time lol
@lifeas_jaz 4 жыл бұрын
@@nowayjose5466 Me too!
@DebtFreeDee 4 жыл бұрын
2:05 His giggle 😄 He's soo funny! 😂
@DebtFreeDee 4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson 🤣🤣 Not yet, but I'm working on it 😄
@Madaragun 4 жыл бұрын
The hell is this Tinder?
@DebtFreeDee 4 жыл бұрын
@@Madaragun 😄
@nicksausley6198 4 жыл бұрын
I have an autistic kid and I've been on mushrooms so I'd say he's pretty accurate lol.
@TheGruffness 4 жыл бұрын
Well if there’s ever a Family Guy movie....
@igethighhighhigh 4 жыл бұрын
J A he knew what he was doing 😂
@newpancakeman 3 жыл бұрын
He can play lois
@madnessbydesign1415 4 жыл бұрын
Best poem ever... :)
@fngherbo5972 4 жыл бұрын
Madness by Design I swear it’s accurate though 🤣
@louie9373 4 жыл бұрын
"Some people don't like when I call my ten year old disabled son an asshole..." It made my morning.
@joejusto3292 4 жыл бұрын
Well you made me cry from laughing ty bro
@wavefields 4 жыл бұрын
he used to kill but his style changed it seems, check out his podcast it’s great
@jamalcole1985 4 жыл бұрын
he sounds like a high pitched cleveland brown
@xavierperez5593 4 жыл бұрын
Lol someone said he sound like Clevland Brown but with a deep voice
@xavierharris4282 4 жыл бұрын
Yo he is a real life Cleveland brown lol
@chrisr8159 4 жыл бұрын
Xavier Harris forrealz word up brotha!
@tyler20647brad 4 жыл бұрын
TJ Thunder yea Cleveland is so funny they cancelled his show
@jackNaquin 4 жыл бұрын
Such an enjoyable person. 😄
@rhino5250 4 жыл бұрын
Why he sound like Cleveland brown and Hubert from family guy mixed together 😭 but he look like grown up junior
@thebeautyofafrica4402 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Cleveland
@jamalcole1985 4 жыл бұрын
lol bruh i just made a comment about that
@thebeautyofafrica4402 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamalcole1985 great minds think alike
@IntegrityGames 3 жыл бұрын
why, because Cleveland is voiced by a white man? yeah, true, people can "sound" like whatever they want. your three words make no sense, why don't you clarify some more
@13Knives1 4 жыл бұрын
I like his slower style, it reminds me of one of my southern friends. Relaxing and entertaining
@user-ny5cu5ol1p 3 жыл бұрын
So Jordan Peele was doing a Ron Funches impression everytime he made a Wendell skit
@Hrothgrar 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, shout out to Ron for staying dedicated. Seeing older videos really puts his hard work into perspective. Total body transformation, well done sir.
@DvDPlaya 4 жыл бұрын
The mousepad thing has me dying. As im sitting here rolling my mouse upon a lumpy mousepad..
@joshuawilt4918 2 жыл бұрын
On the this show where comedians talk about times when they got really high on hallucinations, the friend he is talking about tells the story he refers to. I can’t remember who it was though.
@CuriousGoodsJessica 4 жыл бұрын
Ron's voice is too good, it's perfect for comedy & fatherhood! 🤣😂 As a parent of a 17 year old I am so connected with the frustration
@kbrown5523 4 жыл бұрын
I've been missing Ron, good to see him again. I miss @Midnight, it was a great way to see a bunch of awesome comedians frequently.
@andersonneil2293 4 жыл бұрын
He has a great podcast called getting better and his recent special was dope
@dontedoestuff 4 жыл бұрын
He and Doug Benson were always the best on @midnight
@maryrosekent8223 4 жыл бұрын
K Brown I miss @Midnight so much-it introduced me to so very many wonderful comedians. My faves (in alphabetical order): • Maria Bamford • Doug Benson • Ron Funches • Tiffany Haddish • Natasha Leggero • Aisha Tyler
@DavidBDavis-lz7bt 2 жыл бұрын
@@maryrosekent8223 I used to like Michelle Wolf on @Midnight. Sexy as duck(lol).
@MommyKillest 4 жыл бұрын
When he yelled 😂😂😂😂😂 I felt that in my soul.
@ripardofilho3337 4 жыл бұрын
The tv show Undateable that he's in together with Chris D'elia is funny af
@parker3295 4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson ever heard of Google?
@Andrew-qi4bu 4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson lol fr
@parker3295 4 жыл бұрын
@J. Carson Damn just some friendly advice
@alexandercanella4479 4 жыл бұрын
@@parker3295 as a fellow asshole, let's not pretend that your comment was friendly at all lol
@Andy2knives 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao this thread is the best
@IgnisTMage 3 жыл бұрын
When he kissed his poem before putting it away.. I love this man so much
@noone978 4 жыл бұрын
I love this man. If you ever need another child, I've stopped growing at 4"ll. Lemme know.
@mariocuric6690 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he got him self good looking since this video. Props man, keep it going!
@destinyharris5042 4 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound like Cleveland from family Guy😆😆😆 I can't right now.
@Shadow-bw8qf 4 жыл бұрын
Bunches of Funches with the well needed laughs today! Thank you for that
@elliottjames671 4 жыл бұрын
Lol his delivery makes me laugh😆
@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын
Omg. I drooled on myself laughing. 😂💀
@sdavis94477 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt i just watch a clip where he was much thinner? Barely recognize him.
@tv9164 4 жыл бұрын
This was in 2013
@alexrosser3172 4 жыл бұрын
Love the Parliament shout out Ron.
@tremekamoore7216 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Rosser gettin down just for the funk of it
@butteredrollz727 4 жыл бұрын
I be so upset when I'm out! I'm weak asf right now😂😂😂😂
@quality5448 7 ай бұрын
his “here’s skittles” bit came on tv when i was a kid and i remember my brother and i’s minds were blown, that’s one of the funniest things i have ever heard to this day. i looked at my brother like “dude we just discovered one of the best comics of all time”
@victoriousjod6997 4 жыл бұрын
'Dis guy, all about delivery and storytelling using great metaphors 👌 Great standup!
@quinceyb921 4 жыл бұрын
This dude's a legend
@ChefPiggy 4 жыл бұрын
God bless comedians they make my days 10 times better !
@LonewolfeE5 4 жыл бұрын
Ron is sooooo fuckin calm and smooth talking. It kinda freaks me out lol. I love it
@mokdis00 4 жыл бұрын
this guy is really good . Funny and positive, something I needed a dose of today. Thank you!
@johnmichaelMTBC 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved it! So original and so complexly simple. Outstanding comedy sir
@ohlala_liliana5856 2 жыл бұрын
The last joke, wow, You are a true ARTIST 🤙🤣
@starkerstuvwxyz 3 жыл бұрын
the satisfaction in "VANQUISH THEM." I can't
@demonfromdawic8895 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he was that one really smart kid in class that pissed off everyone else with just answer a question
@gravysamich 4 жыл бұрын
god damn this man is funny!
@Paintedonshoes 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so amazing and this set just kills it.
@allieclement9332 3 жыл бұрын
One of the only videos on this channel I have actually laughed out loud the entire time
@dryphtxbox1549 3 жыл бұрын
this guy is actually hilarious lol, its always nice to see talent in comics that arent as mainstream as others.
@alwaysxnever 4 жыл бұрын
I love his delivery and general demeanor.
@redericson1993 4 жыл бұрын
I find this fantastic because for one, I am Autistic as well and oddly enough, I look hilariously and uncannily like Ron Funches and he is hilarious.
@bigd2911 4 жыл бұрын
Bro always kills me😂😂😂
@cassandrasmith2727 4 жыл бұрын
He is delightfully funny. My first time seeing him.
@stax56 4 жыл бұрын
I need more!
@RGMRT 3 жыл бұрын
My classroom teacher at highschool entrance ceremony : "Go on talk to your new classmates!" Me who had make friend at junior high but ended up forgetting me: 5:28
@sunniallwein86 4 жыл бұрын
I hit like even before watching it. It's the title of the clip, it speaks to my soul 🖤💁♀️
@BaxxyNut 3 жыл бұрын
The way he talks lmao, and the way he changed when he read his poem. perfect lol
@plaguedvenice 4 жыл бұрын
He talks so gently... I really like it
@SunFlowerBabyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!! First time seeing one of his stand ups lpl
@stanfordgaming1328 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr Hmu!
@Regimeshifts 4 жыл бұрын
oh, you in for treat. hes really enjoyable and fun to watch
@pirkkala 4 жыл бұрын
ron funches is one of my favorite people
@stephenjams 3 жыл бұрын
i like watching ron funchess now and then watching his older stuff after. gives me a weird trip.
@Timbo85 2 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS!" 🤣
@plaguedvenice 4 жыл бұрын
3:18 the little hand gesture is a really nice touch
@alicecheran3273 4 жыл бұрын
First time seeing your work!
@DS-cp5su 4 жыл бұрын
I once saw a dude in his 40s hit on a girl who was like my age (23-24) in the reply section to a comment she posted on a KZfaq video. I thought it was funny and clowned him for it. But after seeing your thumbnail. I get it now.
@alicecheran3273 4 жыл бұрын
@@DS-cp5su lolllll
@bdsaints1986 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's comedy
@SkilesHasFun 6 ай бұрын
Incredible poetry.
@henrydimatteo145 4 жыл бұрын
Watching my daughter grow I can see she's heading this way.I'm going to be the pinata though
@maryrosekent8223 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Funches, I ♥️ You SO MUCH!
@erops9 4 жыл бұрын
mans is hilarious, gotta get more of him on stage
@elenafetter9690 4 жыл бұрын
I love it!
@GamingStar95 4 жыл бұрын
Legend in the making. Hope he goes big. Get you some Cleveland Brown
@quietsparklez11 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is phenomenal!
@xby9135 4 жыл бұрын
I love this so much I am having trouble breathing
@joelwateres 4 жыл бұрын
Great set wanna see more of you
@rabidrabbits4720 3 жыл бұрын
I love this dudes voice
@haemusic1 2 жыл бұрын
awesome delivery!
@JordanReedYT 4 жыл бұрын
Ron is like zen master or the Dalai Lama of comedy! 😂😎👌🏽
@matthewepperly7964 4 жыл бұрын
His timing is amazing.
@seeanthonyn 4 жыл бұрын
I remember him voicing that funny guy (Cooper) in trolls. He was my favorite 😊
@scottylaub15 3 жыл бұрын
Man looking at him recently he looks absolutely amazing. Happy for him
@NjorunsDream 3 жыл бұрын
His delivery is phenomenal
@maxprice8476 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is a comic genius
@bigwev101 3 жыл бұрын
Voice change @5:30 “I don’t need no new friends” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@mrjrolmeda2nd107 4 жыл бұрын
It's a damned good thing I was on the toilet whilst watching this because I just totally shat!
@JG-mt3rp 3 жыл бұрын
I love you Ron Funches
@Kuazzy 4 жыл бұрын
Rons Cadence is unmatched, too funny
@jonesba2004 4 жыл бұрын
New fan right here. Just now. Immediately.
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