4:22 SHE WROTE "HELP" ON THE SCROLL I'M CRYING

9:11 they were making a 9/11 joke Coincidence? *ITHINK NOT*

How did jawsh go from swearing in almost every sentence to ending streams because his mom heard him say balls

Right, so story time. I watched this vid around a year ago and I was like, “yeah, that’s cool” and didn’t ever think about the 500 in 1 game cartridge ever again. Fast forward to today. My neighbor calls me cause she needs me to babysit her kids. By the time I get over, she’s already off doing her errands and her kids are waiting. I notice on the table a box with a picture of an nes on the front. I’m like holy shit that’s so cool, I haven’t played an nes game in years. So I ask the kids and they say they just bought it that morning. These kids have never played a video game btw, so they don’t really know what an nes is. But I do. So I open the box to set it up, and the thing’s so small it fits in the palm of my hand. Upon further inspection, I find that it’s called the mini game anniversary addition entertainment system, 620 in 1 games. Nothing about Nintendo at all. Perhaps naively, I think “oh it’s probably legit, I doubt my neighbor would have anything too shady”. I ask one of the kids where her mom got it. Her answer: “a guy.” So I set it up, press the power button, what do I see? Contra 1 Contra 2 Contra 3 Contra 6 Contra 7 Contra 8 I press contra 1. Contra 1 through 12 show up. I go back and scroll through the other 620 games and find Mario 10, 12, and 14. Select Mario 10. It’s kung fu Mario. It isn’t until I find fruit pig that I realize it’s the same fucking thing. Now I’ve been sitting here for the past 3 hours watching these kids play illegal knockoff video games and being completely fascinated with the experience. It’s the exact same thing but in a different package. Interestingly, the UI is a bit different, probably because of the limitations of the cartridge as opposed to a dedicated mini console, but it’s exactly the same games. Like pika chu was there and everything. So I’m guessing what ever company makes these knockoffs mass produce them in as many different forms as possible, and throws them online for anyone gullible enough to buy it. The packaging did look pretty old though, so it’s possible this was done in the heyday of the nes and my neighbor just happened to find someone selling what they thought was an old console. Regardless, this has been a fucking weird day.

classwork: one cartridge homework: 500 games in one cartridge the test: 12 games in each of the 500 games

"He's summoning satan!" That's the star of David

Had to come back to this video just to comment that I recently went on vacation with my mother, where we stayed in an older woman’s house, air-bnb style. This same game cartridge was squished into an NES and I have never felt closer to God than in the moment I feasted my eyes upon Fruit Pig and PIKA CHU.

8:44 "this is gonna be some fucking creepypasta shit." "It already is, fisher price!" I can't stop laughing! Lol

Can we all just talk about the fact that the 911 joke happened at 9:11

I love how you did all this for Fruit Pig but then you discovered long time classics such ass Mario 14 and Color Full Dragon

It’s so odd watching this and hearing how Josh’s use of swears has changed.

hey guys remember when we made decent comments instead of repeating: "only true fans remember the title we bought an illegal game" for pre-existing clout

This is probably every single “we have this game at home” meme combined...

That Detroit joke hit close to home

“I hope it just pans over to a fucking grotesque- Ok” He’s satisfied

As a Jawsh viewer, it’s very weird hearing him swear.

Fisher-Price predicted 9/11. Remember, this game was in the 1990’s.

I was really hoping 14 beers at chillis would make it on to this video but ok

lol remember when the comment section of every carson video wasn't "this aged poorly"?

3:21 that's the greatest surprise scream I've ever heard. Also I believe that US mode in Color Full Dragon is just the same game but with guns

4:25 “I hope it just pans to a f*ckin’ grotesque-“ *it pans to a grotesque creature* “okay.”

"Carson play fruit pig" "aight" *proceeds to buy an illegal nes game from china*

man this was one of my favorite videos and now its a bit awkward after twomad

Why jawsh didnt participate in Josh fight? I'm disappointed

10:12 "Pokemon My ass" was a good one

No facecam?! We don't get to see Carson aggressively wheeze now

ONE person caused this video to happen. Mentioning “fruit pig” And to that I say thank you. 😌

What are the odds they say 911 at 9:11 ?

Carson: *clicks on contra 1* oh there is 12 more contras, weird Carson: *clicks on contra 2* 24 MORE CONTRAS *the plot thickens*

Is No one gonna talk about all the Pokemon nsfw in the background

“Captain take me home.” *“I need to shit”*

Carson probably changed the title so he doesn’t get into legal trouble LMAOO

I think Carson’s laugh at 0:55 sounds like megalovania

0:00 Ah yes my favorite childhood games like #447 tenagehu tant

Amazing as the search for fruit pig continues, until it is completely missed on page 161 - 176 at 6:38

3:05 yoooo I'm in this video

You found 12 more contras in contra 1, guess that makes it contraception *wait*

Bruh what kind of images you guys posting on your discord chat

Carson you handsome bastard you better come back soon..

0:55 Carson’s laugh sounds like megalovania

Fruit Pig is *NOT* just a game, Carson. It's a lifestyle.

Why does fruit pig make such a good outro background?

I must binge the videos to prepare for season 2 of call me Carson, CallMeCarson: return of a king

"If tetris is so good, why isn't there a tetris tw-" "Say no more" 6:46

8:00 “333 I CAN REMEMBER”

I heard you like Contra, so I put more Contra in your Contra

If Josh still has this it'd be really good stream material. I want to make a map of all the games in the games in the games

My favorite thing about this video is that when they get to the street fighter game they immediately write it off as just a fake, bootleg game. BUT THAT IS A LEGIT STREET FIGHTER, ITS THE SECOND GAME THEY EVER MADE IN THE SERIES. They looked at the first street fighter (which is just a normal street fighter setting) and went, fuck it we're going to 2010 and making a cyberpunk game about Ken being a scientist who tracks down his friends killer across multiple planets using fucking interplanetary warp gates. THEY TOOK STREET FIGHTER AND DID THAT.

"Look at that front bulge on that dude" implying there are more than one bulges, specifically a back bulge.

That Fisher-Price game did turn out to be a creepypasta.

Y’all remember when the comments weren’t full of e-beggars and people saying “only true fans will remember when the title was...”

this was just week before that day why carson why

Rip original title gone but never forgotten

at 4:22 the paper says "tasukete" (たすけて) which means "help me"

he was playing a different illegal game

0:55 rare footage of Carson turning into Sans

The civilians shooting from the trash are Detroit’s mini-bosses Then you gotta face the guy rocket launching from the dumpster

*IT'S THE FBI!* *KEEP YOUR HANDS UP AND YOUR CHEEKS SPREAD!*

This is literally one of my favourite videos on this platform. Keep going back to it and laugh every time

Coming back to these vids is so dope they're just as good now as back then i forgot how much this channel makes me laugh

Carson: buys and shows illegal game on KZfaq FBI:???

*Orders an illegal game* *Posts it on KZfaq*

I knew I recognized this game! My mother bought this exact same thing a few years back, hats off to you for reviewing this masterpiece

My favorite video game thing y’all did with this group. Gives off jontron bootleg vibes.

4:31 me and the boys playing playing mario 14

0:03 *excuse me Carson I'm gonna need context on why that image is in the chat*

i love how josh keeps having a stroke over the old game designs.

0:02 me when I’m eatin my pizza

0:55 his laugh sounded like sans megolovania lol

Man this wouldve been PERFECT for the original Soulja Boy

I literally played on this exact game cartridge when I was like 8. I was at some random relatives house and there son had this cartridge and I remember playing Fruit Pig on it! Btw the son was a grown man living in there basement.

2:27 TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR...

I could watch an hour of them going through this dumpster fire, ADS AND ALL

8:48 Fisher Price presents... *_N E T H E R L A N D S_*

This is my favorite video on the internet

I love how this started from fruit pig yet that game got the least screen time

I need a 10 hour lofi fruit pig mix for sleeping/studying/relaxing

Bad man go jail

I missed him, glad he's back

In my opinion this is probably the best video on KZfaq, never gets old

when's the 500-in-1 no pliers speedrun attempt

Pokemon Rule 34 in the discord chat [Nobody bats an eye] A 500 game cartridge with ports and bootlegs [Oh my god! What is this?]

The video that I always come back too with Carson...this video never gets old

bro carson at 0:55 laughs like Sans Undertale’s theme

If there's something strange in the neighbourhood Who you gonna call? 9:50

3:37, ooh, me Mario, me punching.

One of my favorite video's

Yk what Carson i still enjoy your content and i feel like you definitely deserve another chance

8:07 it's a mode where you have guns

I own this game cartridge, and when I saw this video’s thumbnail, I was filled with joy. If you revisit this game, I would suggest that you try to get to the second level of Mario 14. One of the enemies in that level is rather...unusual.

Space pirates for the begining music, nice choice

Whats funny is I had a similar different version of this pirated game cartidge thing. The contra’s weren’t more games, but they were cheat codes that you could choose. It was actually pretty cool

10:12 can you make a video about that pokemon my ass game? Looks like fun

I can not find Rivister- PacMan goes to jail but then meets PacFemale and they break out of jail. Someone tell me where I can find Rivister- PacMan goes to jail but then meets PacFemale and they break out of jail. I need Rivister- PacMan goes to jail but then meets PacFemale and they break out of jail. 5:35

I got this same cartridge with an NES set at the mall at one of those small middle-hall markets for valentines day last year...best gift ever

8:37 is back to the future on NES by LJN

Whenever I watch one of your videos I feel like I’m in detention for 10-12 minutes, I just hate every second of it but I can’t leave

2:02 i live in Detroit and can confirm that this happens to me v relatable

Never saw this until now and its one of his best vids

This is my favorite CMC video