Schlatt’s ad was scarier than most modern horror movies.

"He *almost* never moves" Okay that's actually horrifying

i like how on Turbkey Samdwich he said “BIG HAM” yet it’s turbkey samdwich

Translation of Carson's Spanish "My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, spanish, spanish. I am the bathroom? My friend Ted Nivizon"

Junky knows what's he's doing. He worked with cartoon network

The fact that Schlatt’s mic kept on peaking makes his performance even more terrifying

It’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream...

whos reliving the great times we had with carson before the controversy

If advertisers made commercials like this, I wouldn’t skip ads

Schlatt’s commercial legitimately sounds like a dangerous SCP

0:45 "Thank you for 3 million" Ouch...

“You gotta be better, go faster, fuck harder” truly inspiring

Schlatt typing “hey” was easily the most terrifying thing I’ve seen all year.

Jschlatt tomorrow: I can’t stop thinking about The Pope

Lmao, Gumball’s section is about “the dream”

sad that the only comments now are gonna be about the controversy instead of just enjoying the content

Schlatt has made something so terrifying it’s incomprehensible.

Schlatt's commercial is the prologue to a horror game.

“19 and 17 is only a crime on Twitter” moist cr1tical

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since this came out, and he’s finally back

Schlatt's commercial was so viscerally terrifying I honestly think he'd be a good horror movie director

Mason: *calls the Vatican for the job* Schlatt: "Well, if you're hearing this, chances are you've made a very poor career choice"

Who's here after Jschlatt released his advert on his channel?

I'm gonna miss carson very much. I miss lunch club and I'm gonna miss him.

"Schlatt is typing..." has to be one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen

Junky's that one kid who actually did the school project

im sad we cant see content like this from carson anymore (edit 2021 november 6th: OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES!! and carson is back now

Dude Schlatt standing there with the ominous noise makes everything so terrifying

I have officially heard gumball saying, “that’s just two lady bugs f***ing”

Schlatt is probably the only person that could make the pope have such a threatening aura

my favourite part was where the guy said turbkey samdwich then beat up dream

You were good son, maybe even the best at one point.

I feel like Schlatt has given himself nightmares

Nick: sells a stick Jawsh: sells walking Ted: sells Chinese Spyware

"Invent another t-shirt" was absolutely golden

The car salesman one feels like a bad SNL sketch but the main character is in a time loop, knows it, and does not want to tell the audience over fear of being erased

I hope you know, that is actually a Vatican number... Schlatt legit made them call the actual Vatican. Mad lad

The gates to hell: Josh: walk with me

8:35 I'll just leave this here

Carson should get that internship now that the channel won’t make him any more money.

I don't like how schlatt says "ALMOST never moves" when talking about the pope

Schlats advert was like the start of an ARG.

"thank you for 3 million" is very unfortunate

16:19 I went full screen and I thought my Ipad died XDD

That's when everyone remembered that Junky, is in fact, an actor.

"thank you for 3 million" It's over boys.

im rewatching this after the thing but dude, these are too funny

Another funny thing about Ted’s commercial is, that is not a rat that is a dwarf hamster

I like how jankys is astronomically better than everybody else’s.

I’m glad he’s back now

God... i miss these days. Even if it was just a few years ago, so much has happened. Thanks, Carson. For entertaining me.

Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the colors...

Notice how schlatt said “the pope *almost* never moves”

No matter how much time has passed, his old videos are always a banger.

I wish the recent controversy never actually happened because now content like like this will never happen, and I want this exact type of content carson

Plot twist: The reason Josh kept walking was because he was trying to escape the clutches of the pope behind the camera

please apply to the internship

I can't wait for Carson to start making these videos again. I've watched this video multiple times and its never made me cry from laughter like it has this time

"Thanks for 3 million" this is surreal

Carson: sells rats Nick: sells a stick Ted: sells physical spyware Josh: sells cars with a weird aura to them Junky: sells a samdwich Quackity: sells murdering kids Schlatt: he wants to leave the pope but he can’t be unsupervised

I still can’t get over how gumball is hanging with the lunch club.

everyone, enjoy our old home while we can i’ll miss this place

Can’t believe this is 3 years old already. Passed like it was last year. Such a classic vid

Nobody: Josh: w a l k w i t h m e

Turbkey Samdwich is incredible because its so close to being realistic.

"thanks for 3 million"

8:36 welp

Junky and Schlatt absolutely did not have to go that hard with their commercials but they DID

Imagine jschlatt isn’t joking and y’all just laughed at him

Please don’t come to these videos to talk about what happened or to trash talk them. Just appreciate it.

The sad controversy with Carson doesn't matter. Hes getting the help he needs, and he will be back on his feet in no time

Carson: Next up is junky janker Junky Janker: at aspen dental, smile for zero dollars down with zero worries...

Junkys was so good, it perfectly replicates every single modern commercial where you dont know what the hell theyre selling until the very end

in the beginning when he said “mi amigos padres sí sí sí sí no no español español. Yo soy al baño¿ mi amigo Ted Nivizon” (yes i translated it all) he really said “my friends parents yes yes yes yes no no Spanish Spanish. I'm in the bathroom, my friend Ted Nivizon”

I actually just want him to come back

I love how Cocky Junky is after his commercial, "Any questions?"

Jesus Christ i called the number and I heard a woman’s scream. Bet she didn’t say the prayer

This hurts because it says thanks for 3 mil and while watching this he’s at 2.96 million

Dude, call me Carson content is the only thing that makes me laugh out loud legitimately today. I miss them

Junky Janker's had quality, Jschlatt's was absolutely cursed, and Quackity's had Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is a tough choice

Junky: **has amazingly shot clips, great voice acting and thought-out comedy** Mason: *hee hee hair dryer go vrrrrr*

Crying at 5a.m over this 😩 I'm gonna miss these so much

I can’t even watch a Carson vid anymore and actually enjoy it, strange how these videos could cheer me up in an instant but now I couldnt even break a smile

Schlatts comerical is actually for a brand new video game called Five nights at the Vatican

Junky: wows everyone with a cinematic masterpiece Quackity: *YO IMMA TAKE UR KIDS*

Carson is gonna be able to hit 3 million soon again

Can't wait for your 3 million subscriber special

why isn’t anyone talking about junky saying “it’s a computer mouse” about the ratsdropper that’s hilarious

Carson: makes a video about commercials Schlatt: *so anyway I started writing a horror movie...*

I miss this.

This is still one of the funniest videos ever

The fact that the pope "almost" never moves gives me nightmares.

Here's a controversial opinion; What I think Carson did was wrong, but don't give him any hate. The pressuring of female fans through the use of his fame, was fucked up. The fact that he told Schlatt and Jawsh he would stop and didnt, was fucked up. However bad it is, it's still redeemable. He didn't do anything with underaged women(as far as we know). You can make the argument "Well you cant just say 'at least he didnt do xyz,' and say what he did do was ok." And my response to that is I agree, what he did was wrong, and the victims deserve justice. But he still deserves a second chance. His whole life should not be ruined over this. Imagine if your boss found out you pressured one of your customers for nudes, a forgiving boss would give you a strike, cut your salary down, and lose your respect. An unforgiving boss would fire you, and you may get sued by the victim of your pressuring. Notice how neither boss tried to take things away from you that they didnt have control over. Carson may lose his fans, his channels, and his career as a content creator, but he shouldn't lose his life. His fans and others should not endlessly witch hunt him. He is most definitely in an awful mental state, so do YOU really want to be the cause of him killing himself? Do you think he deserves to take his own life for pressuring those girls? No. What he deserves is what the police will decide, not what you will decide.

Congrats on 2 million, been here since 3 million

Carson's intro translated: My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, spannish. *Ted joins* I'm the bathroom, my friend Ted Nivizon.....HELLO. Yes buddy, point.

Jawsh’s ad is genius because it makes you hate the concept of walking, making you want to buy a car.

Sad to see Carson not uploading. I hope he gets through whatever he's doing.

We miss you pal, hope enough’s time has passed for your redemption arc

I just realized that the reason Schlatt couldn’t make it was because he had to watch the Pope...