I haven't had an unstoppable laughing fit in so long but remembering beta fire spread was the most hilarious thing I've watched in a while (I will steal your kidneys)

I love the wood dimension! (The tortured souls of those who have sinned are condemned to rot in the bottomless pit known as the wood dimension for all eternity. Their cries can not be heard, for the wood silences their grievances in true dominance over this vast domain)

Brings me back to the time I played Minecraft Pocket Edition a lot. (The walls are pulsating. The flesh that is my temple will soon collapse and reveal the Eldritch horrors that lie beyond the thin veil of reality. My mind is slowly succumbing to the will of the cosmos and it has shown me life’s true potential)

Man this let’s play was slick hope they keep playing this new game!

Carson going back to his roots. Now all we need is a remaster of the famous crying scene

I love how unbalanced the audio is so when literally anything else is happening we can't hear him at all. It really is the best Carson experience.

Ah yes, a return to form. The videos have felt different since the Lunch Club era ended but this one fits right in. Genuinely funny, starting to really get the new crew's humor

Carson turning the corner to reveal SO much fire at 5:21 is hysterical

Can we take time to appreciate how human Carson is? His videos are really true videos and it’s the most videos out there. I’ve been watching him since I first started and I gotta say, he is one of the KZfaqrs on the platform.

I had a dream about a week ago where I was watching an action movie, and Carson was a cast member. Except pretty much every line he said was more or less the same. He would introduce himself to someone (with some name I couldn’t remember) and then follow it up with “but you can call me Carson!” with a giant smile. It started normal enough, like a joke that was thrown in for ppl who’ve seen his content, but soon It devolved into him introducing himself to characters in the background just to say the same joke. Eventually he started introducing himself to the Maine cast and other characters he had already met, laughing uncontrollably while the rest of the cast looked confused and annoyed, just to tell the same joke. First time I ever woke up from a dream laughing hysterically

Can't wait till the full game comes out so they can add a whole bunch of new biomes and give us what they promised us in every update!

Here’s my sacrifice to the wood dimension (the trees outside of my home have eyes and speak in languages improbable to the human tongue)

"The wood direction is hungry." I am decese.

With every video I watch, Carson’s humor becomes more and more insane, and so does mine

Virgins say “patriarchy” Chads say “system of balls”

I love this new video, it feels like a return to SMP Classic, something that I really wanted to see become it's own thing. I wanna see more stuff like this!

Carson’s chat is honestly one of the funniest I’ve seen from a streamer

I’m really loving this new game! (I am inside your walls)

Gavintino opening a portal to the wood dimension might just be my all new favorite moment in callmecarson lore lmao-

The "wood dimension" bit was hilarious (All shall kneel at the coming of the arborescent Old Ones, as they arrive from beyond the boreal gale)

this is my favorite new era callmecarson video. i hope he can have more videos as good as this one.

Can’t wait to play this when it releases, do the devs have a Patreon?

"minecraft" sure has some potential! i cant wait to see more from this game in the future!!!

quite the exquisteitieietieee video, i just so happened to have soiled thy pantaloons from the amount of joy filled giggles it gave me.

Dude, the beta server hole was pure buggy chaos. Loved making a motel next to the famous quintuple chest!

carson i think its square feet because you are playing minecraft. (Gummy worms are made from the flesh and bones of goats)

I love the wood dimension. (The earth will burn for a thousand years, and the sky will be blackened with the consequences of a single spark.)

Man, this video really reminds me of simpler times (the voices, they won't stop, they keep getting louder)

I love Minecraft Beta gameplay, it's where I started and it's where I will forever remain

This will be known as one of Carson’s best vids or I’m not…. Cool vid bro

Old minecraft is just pure nostalgia, it was so simple then i love it (you will suffer in the fiery hells of eternal damnation)

I love the California summer simulation in the middle of the video. Really took me back to running from the Thomas Fire. Good times

Hey guys it's working! "Oomph, Oomph, Oomph" Most hilarious segment ever

Nice video, Carson! (You have 3 hours before I bomb the pearl harbor memorial.)

This is a certified classic now

I think Gavin is my favorite now…

The fire tick is just barely faster than Carson laughing immediately after hearing anything

that wood dimension bit had me rolling

This is a great video you should do more (the void is looking back)

this video was making me giggle so much (look behind you)

what a funny video thank you carsob

9:50 unlocked a core memory, I remember my group of friends doing that, funniest shit

I got serious deja vu when they started laughing at the stairs in the crafting menu.

Wow cool video Carson! (I will watch you while you sleep)

I forgot how CRAZY fire spread was in beta. Glad to know that all that wood was rehoused in the wood dimension

Funny video today, Carson! (the voices grow louder in my head as the days keep passing)

10:00 at lunch at my school me and the boys would have milk drinking competitions because one of us only drank milk and ate a resealable plastic bag of potato chips he brought from home.

I'm so glad Carson added this

Man this video is insane! Keep up the funny work my man!😂😂😂😂 (I am inside your home, hide)

Triple chest is where its at thought ngl. I made a whole museum for it once.

We love you Carson! (We are watching your every move in the shadows of night do not go looking into things that aren’t your busy or you WILL be dealt with)

He left for 3 seconds and half the forest burned down I just died laughing. Also i have combusted it’s my time to go just slayed me

Funniest vid yet in season 2

Wow I love this new game! Very new and game! (help i am stuck in the wood dimension)

one time at lunch my friend fit his entire foam tray into his empty milk carton. actually one of the funniest things i've seen at school

I really enjoyed this video! (God is weeping)

this seems like some Minecraft Multiplayer Fun

Made me laugh! Lol! (the unspeakable sounds of screaming fill my ears please make it stop)

I just realized sometimes when Carson laughs sometimes he unexpectedly sounds like Pingus laugh

Best video in months I died

Carson : Never been to Burger King Also Carson : Wrote song about walking to Burger King and walking home from Burger King

Another fun video! (your empire will fall like tears)

What an interesting looking game. Might have to ask to get that!

9:48 there where kids at my elementary school who would do this, but they would also add things like Band-Aids and grass, and then bury it in the ground for a week. then after said week they would go around shoving the bags in peoples faces trying to get them to smell it. they called it "Shrek's Surprise." I remember one time the bag got thrown on the ground on the schools front entrance and so for weeks the front entrance would smell like Shrek's Surprise.

Gotta love that old Minecraft logic

“Did you light it?” -Mere moments before millions of dollars in irreparable wildlife damage was caused

the chest crashing your game is like pinging the car in csgo

Remember when he did a video like this but it was good

This is a classic Carson Moment.😎🍦

This is good for my sneeze induced insomnia

cant believe the disrespect for furnace Minecart. dont you know that was how you moved minecarts uphill before those new fangled powered rails

This was a funny video! (You will never see them again)

Very funny video Carson! (Time is marching towards our inevitable demise.)

i started out on beta 1.2_02, sure didn't seem that bare back then

this video has my approval

Haha, forest fire. [realization] NO WAIT-

I keep on watching this video

The minecart boost chain gave me nostalgia omg

Very few have seen the insides of the wood dimension, it is all wood. All the woods you can think of, it is all there.

I miss experiencing minecraft for the first time

Some of the funniest content I have seen in a while. (I Am in your walls)

Haha, very good video Carson King! However, I will enter your home on October 12, 2022.

9:55 when i was in 6th grade, i got a drink from the cafeteria which already tasted horrible on its own, then put school lunch cafeteria food, and some of my lunch inside of the drink and one time i even put my own saliva in there, it was so disgusting that someone vomited without even trying it

carson not knowing how the minecart furnace works is pretty

"try this" *donates to charity like a madlad*

I would say that hooters is a great place to eat at and watch basketball, so much that I brought my mother for mother's day

wow carson thats a funny joke! (he is behind you)

This is actually so funny! (He is coming)

these are some very funny moments

7:32 no one has realized that the krusty krab is on the tier list

Carson's videos got way funnier after he was "cancelled". Im happy :)

He was gone for five seconds, came back and there was no forest anymore

6:06 first wood fired pizza now wood fired wood?!

Bro this shit was crazy (they walk the forests at night waiting for a young couple to walk by and steal one of them, to have the other suffer for the rest of their agonizing life over seeing their loved one be dragged into the darkness)

So this is where the bits clip came from

10:02 we called it "Trader Joe's Special Sauce" and I'm 100% deadass

Hi Carson! Love watching your content! (25 August 2025 5:02am, internal lung failure)

"Why are you just watching!?" I mean, to be fair, there's no point in trying to stop an ongoing forest fire. Most of the time the only option is to just let it run it's course

5:21 california

i actually googled "big giant hooters" being oblivious.