omfg I’m crying

Gass & go 💨

So true, Henry! First song FIRE asf!

Song was so ass negl

U trippin, first song blessed my ears I can imagine this being the song that plays as you enter the pearly white gates of heaven.

Nahhhh dude fr with how dope that song is, you know that they have definitely mastered the technique of wiping to achieve a level of bum cleanliness that is truly remarkable, and definitely wayyy above the state of yours. Firstly, it's essential to acknowledge that the effectiveness of wiping relies on a combination of factors, such as proper technique, suitable materials, patience and good music taste (something that you clearly lack). Anyway, here's a little lesson for you, seeing as your comment suggests deflection of an insecurity in your own ability to wipe, you're welcome: Mastering the art of wiping begins with understanding the correct technique. When sitting on the toilet, reach behind with your non-dominant hand and grab a few sheets of high-quality toilet paper. Fold it neatly, creating multiple layers for added strength. This prevents accidental breakthroughs and ensures a better grip. Now, it's time to execute the actual wipe. Start from the front and gently move towards the back, maintaining a firm yet gentle pressure. The goal is to remove any residue without causing irritation or discomfort. Avoid applying excessive force, as this can lead to skin irritation or even microtears. Choosing the Right Materials: Next, let's talk about the importance of using suitable materials. Opt for soft, high-quality toilet paper that strikes a balance between strength and gentleness. Thin, rough, or low-quality toilet paper may prove ineffective and may even cause irritation. If possible, consider using moist wipes or bidets for an added touch of cleanliness and freshness. Patience and Thoroughness: One crucial aspect often overlooked is the need for patience and thoroughness. Rushing through the wiping process may result in missed areas and subpar cleanliness. Take your time and perform multiple wipes until the toilet paper shows no signs of residue. Remember to fold the paper after each wipe to expose a clean surface, ensuring optimal effectiveness. Bonus Techniques: To take your bum-wiping game to the next level, consider implementing a couple of bonus techniques. One popular method is the "front-to-back" technique, which helps prevent the spread of bacteria from the anal region to the genitals. Additionally, incorporating a gentle, circular motion during wiping can enhance cleanliness and provide a more comprehensive clean. (And, according to you, having a good music taste is pivotal in the whole procedure). In conclusion, achieving a supremely clean bum requires attention to detail, the use of high-quality materials, a dash of patience, and not leaving dumb comments about epic music. By mastering the proper technique, selecting suitable materials, and dedicating ample time to the process, you can elevate your personal hygiene routine to new heights. A clean bum not only contributes to physical comfort but also promotes overall confidence and well-being. So, let us embark on this quest for optimal cleanliness together, one wipe at a time. May your journey be filled with squeaky-clean triumphs and unmatched hygiene satisfaction!

@@henrymatthews2253 Agreed! I usually let the homies do it for me :)

@@jhbd9 valid

Fr that's what I'm tryna say!!!! That shit slaps so hard it gives me a big ol' appetite >:)

Absolute garbage 🔥🔥🔥

it's a generic thrasher typa beat...them corny ass hillbilly guitar songs

I literally went "Oh!" like a Southern debutante

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itunes for nuthin

Literally came To comment about The intro song. Made me want to bash my balls in a drawer