THE ANSWER TO YOU QUESTION IS THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION: Can Yvraine's forbidden webway portal take Guilliman's massive aryan battlebarge!?

Yeah that’s a good rule of thumb, can’t constantly bring up characters that have been long retconned. Looking at YOU, obiwan sherlock clousseau!

@@CMAzeriah i second this question

So, basically the males are shooting blanks. Makes sense.

Can you do the afriel strain basically warhammer version of clones troopers?

nice

The sperm: My disappointment is immeasurable & my day is ruined

Godamnit 😭😂

A gardener you say? The question is what craft world ending threat is this averting?

Blursed Comment.

*Jurassic Park theme intensifies*

I mean, eldar are dinosaurs

@@lewissmith5759 soo, Slaanesh is like the meteor

@@schizophreniagaming1187 and deccan traps combined

@@lewissmith5759 [Aeldari Exodites wants to know your location] 💀YES NO

Your best bet is in Commoragh, but yes.

@@40KTheories absolutely fucking not just give me the hive city prostitute please I don’t wanna go through daily castration

@@40KTheories And if its in Comorragh then you're better off not taking a chance... ive heard some Homunculi transform their captives into half cockroach abominations, hang them and then start to pierce them... slowly... youre better off trying to pair with the tau

@@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 Kitten is an example of human/ tau romantic relationships.

@@jhm3346 we need hybrids of Human and Tau.

The Inquisition wants to know your location.

Sure thing Guilliman

Yeah, you ultrasmurf heretic.

My perfectly engineered, psychic bioweapon can't possibly be this cute - some Old Toad probably.

Adepta Sororitas better waifu

@@planetoftheweek haha. Every three hours "Wake up! Its time for church!"

@@MmmChipotle if you don't wake up the first time she uses a shock maul from then on.

@@planetoftheweek Adeptas Sororitas Aeldari Hybrid waifu for the win.

Pretty sure the dark eldar already know

Lots of rigorous testing...

Can her forbidden webway portal even take Guilliman's massive aryan battlebarge. We all know this was the Emperor's truth goal with the webway project.

They have already I look forward to meeting my new nephew

@@malekiththeeternityking5433 CEASE AND DESIST!!!

we must,find out the truth

Look up Illiyan Nastase

I volunteer as tribute!!

Yes inquisitor these ones here

*By the Emperor, Brother Seek The Answers!*

That’s... complicated because primarch’s gene are different than that of normal humans and considering how weaponized Astarte’s blood is primarch’s ... ummm fluids must be pretty lethal as well potentially to the level of pure hydrochloric acid

@@cephalonbob15 bold of you to assume that size won't be a problem

@@infamouspotato2028 I mean we never know how... uh ... flexible the eldar are and since she’s a dark eldar it should be fine for size

@@cephalonbob15 well it's still Big E's blood so i think there's a fairly good chance. But again, compatibility remains unknown.

@@thecommentguy9380 Perhaps something akin to the sensei? [Big Emp's not so canon anymore biological sons]

Hehehe, Talk about the Iron Cage

@@ajiramdhani9940 BRUH

@@ajiramdhani9940 based

No need to fortify, their balls are already made of steel.

Hey don't cockblock me!

Obviously, this is as unlikely as the Skavens existing.

@@Vanzgars nah, they’re hiding in Terra’s sewers

That is a good point and can't possibly end badly. Especially when one is a psychic species capable of changing matter and biology to a high degree and the other is about to become a psychic species whose penchant already seems to be fucking over reality by wanting something to be true strongly enough.

@@akumaking1 no we-us are not

FOR THE EMPEROR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TO KILL HORUS!

@@Schnittertm1 horus, that space sixteen piece chicken McNobody.

For the Silent King !

*FOIGHT IS FOIGHT*

Source?

I mean it's the Ordos Xenos, an the Mechanicus, what more did you expect? The Eldari sperm game is weak, even if they pull it'll take a lot of "material" to do so.

@@adriannaranjo4397 rule 34 website....

not to mention Drukhari Haemonculi.

All they got as the result was *access denied*

yeah, he needed to relieve some stress

@@balticbvll2987 And Eldar booty is cheaper and less shoddy

@@straydog3799 yep, tighter too

The purge the filthy xeno scum and take the webway for the good of the Imperium

@@RamC002 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the parties over

Yeah. Fact that they look more human than any abhuman would only help them

I dont think they would the Eldar seem to be a very prideful race that see humans as primitive and beneath them I dont think they would be willing to "lower" themselves to a human level

@@lordcommissar7813 While pride can often lead down a destructive path, even the most proud have been known to swallow it in face of a greater goal. We already know certain factions of Eldar seek to repopulate their race and attempt to settle planets. Put it this way, Inquisitors are a bit over the top come heresy, but some are still willing to use "forbidden" means to reach their end goal. Edit: At the end of the day GW will do lorewise following whatever Tabletop does, which does whatever prints GW money. So if they think there's money in half breeds, we'll see them.

@@lordcommissar7813 individual eldar would

@@burneden i think i speak for many proud servants of the emperor when i say id love to help these former xenos (now abhumans) repopulate, i would be glad to assist them in any way they need in order to integrate them into the imperium

Rowboat Grilman?!

@@Snakedude4life papa smurf

@@lunky6048 Grandpa Smurf. Calgar's Papa Smurf.

The two hundred twenty five thousand sex hundred seventy seventh fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind...is LISA?! NO MERCY NO RESPITE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Honestly though Imagine human primarch genes mixed with eldar genes. You could make something akin to not-bred-for-war astartes that way. A super race. Capable of complex political thinking, extreme physical and mental strength (which affects more than just combat), and lighting fast reflexes and movements, as well as humanity’s stubbornness and perseverance.

Also, funfact, that thumbnail image was one of the inspirations of Morrigan.

I look forward to your research papers. _Very much so, Sir!_

@@sexualyeti7023 DA:O Morrigan? Holy shit I didn't know that. That's pretty cool.

@@brassmoth7463 No, not that Morrigan. Morrigan Duinn is a character in my biggest project.

Jimmy Carr?

I love this. Tell me more please.

Ah a monkey's paw wish

Yes please more information😂

We need more "lore"

The inquisition has been notified of this heresy

@@jessebento1562 Whatever my fellow Guardsman or Space Marine war is hell anyway so why not. *grabs Heavy Flammer* *COOOOOOOOOOOOME AAAAAAAAAAANNNND GEEEEEEEEEEEEET SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!*

*ANGRY GASMASK NOISES*

@@SarynPrime Went from Slaanesh to Khorne pretty fast there.

@@SarynPrime “Commence orbital bombardment...”

I volunteer.

Send me in chief, i'm ready XD

Me too

That sounds like an attempt by the Inquisition to rout out heretics.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!

Reject sleep, RETURN TO MONKE. If everyone is human, than no one is a mutant. Hell just send the sex crazed humans in to Commorragh, just convince them that it's what there pleasure dungeons wish they were.

Facts

Praise be to the pioneers

But isn't it more marketable when such things exist?

Back then, the humans and Eldar were said to have a common ancestor, which was why they were able to interbreed.

The inquisition: Hides the bodies of the purged half-xenos.

I think that they were in the old Rogue trader era, right? I think that the reason for their absence from current lore is the increasing difference between humans and Eldar. On top on increasing attention on the imperium.

Yvrane is probably wondering why she is feeling sick in the mornings.

@@willnorman-bargo Just imagine the awkward conversation that that would inevitably result in 😅

@@draochvar9646 oh yeah

Considering many ynnari are ex-drukhari... Yvrane used to fight in the arena...

... Shit, that IS an excellent question.

Yesn't

I'd say maybe, depends how bright there soul looks in the warp. Or if big E decides to shield them from she who thirsts.

If so, I'm thinking pureblood Eldar would quickly become a thing of the past and a whole Hell of a lot of pregnant Eldar women will mysteriously appear on many Imperial worlds.

@@midgetydeath Or human women...

Robute gilluiman shuffles uncomfortably and mumbles something

Technically, you can have a girlfriend of anything that has a female gender in their species. Interbreeding, however, that’s the real hitch.

Make the Emperor proud. Clap dem space elf cheeks.

Well love can bloom was made canon didn't it? Or am I wrong

@@kmsbismarckhoodaintshit4242, Bruh if the Emperor wanted to make the Drukhari women feel something for once. I'm sure you can clap dem Eldari cheeks. I only spread the Imperial Truth, not that horrid cult.

Yep yep. They murder-fucked she-he-it into existance and gave them their reward eternal

@@razetheking Did you just assume its gender?

@@manictiger you are more than welcome to check under the hood and let me know xP

@@razetheking Well, I did and Slaanesh identifies as an assault helicopter, though that could be because that's what I like.

Ah yeah, forgot that Slaanesh does appear before people as such... then that would mean Slaanesh would come before me as a box of doughnuts...

Even if the Xenology nonsense is taken seriously, the Dark Eldar could totally do it anyway.

Dark Eldar: Human, I smell fading selfrestrictions and increasing lust. I wonder what will prevail.

(Slams door) Black dragon chapter: NOOO!! (Pick up krieg) (Kicks vent) (Toss krieg down head first) (Jumps down)

Really? I was not aware of that. If you could confirm as to which book/supplement had the rules I'd be grateful ^^

@@40KTheories dont have my old book anymore its been so long :( but i distinctly remember it being in there somewhere, if i ever find it ill come back and say so

@@40KTheories I think it's the old rouge trader rules

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

@@Stuffandstuff974 maybe thats it i wish i still had all my old stuff so i could check

...theoretically, with light levels of gene-fuckery, the two races could, theoretically of course, draw close enough to sire children, which would then carry the required genes to interbreed. Theoretically. Alternatively (and still, theoretically), a 'lucky' child's parents could be paired with the parents of other 'lucky' children in a selective breeding program, thereby slowly drawing the two races closer together. Theoretically, this would allow them to interbreed. Though, as I said, this is all theoretical. And I haven't managed to prove any of it. (From another room: Darling?)

@@ladywaffle2210 and they ave a chance at controlling the tryanids and safegaurding the universe.

as far as im concerned its canon the warp can probably bend reality enough to make some half space elves

Well that’s a terrifying thought.

N-NO! WHERES MY ONLY WAR IN A GRIMDARK GALAXY?! WHAT IS THIS... “PEACE”?!

@@jacksonkalvin1205 Don’t worry, we can still fight chaos.

If the Fruit is Isha as many assume, maybe TTS was actually right all along about the human Webway.

what abpout the tiranids? extinct or domesticated?

Never have I been so personally attacked.

Damn, that's a fucking burn. Why should I care?

Holy shit it’s actually Dusk Good luck with the Rosalina chapter

@@RedXD42, wait context?

@@Butter_Warrior99 Dusk is a writer in Spacebattles forum, and she co-authors a story about the 30K cast reacting to Rooftop Gathering and Yvraine’s child and other Primarchs’ children.

BRB going to write a fanfiction of that

Yes and their kids names will be: Mera and Arthur

"Are you ready for round 3, my mon'keigh?" "-with bruised hips- p-please no"

​@@kingjonstarkgeryan8573 link please

​@@kingjonstarkgeryan8573 what app or website are you using

I think he did make a version of this a while ago, but it's probably out of date now

I originally covered this topic about four years ago. This version however (aside from no longer sounding as if it was recorded on a potato) adds a lot more information, including some that is *very* recent

Mayorkill had a video on this topic.

@@40KTheories Have you deleted the previous one? Are you deleting the ones you remaster (since you remasted many of your old videos). Is there an "out-of-date" playlist?

@@popculturegreece Old videos become unlisted

Don´t allow him any screen time.

@@Taistelukalkkuna Cover him with a giant blanket or something.

Right...?

Maybe…?

Tallarn guards after somehow having befriended the Biel-Tan: "So, about that....."

Fun fact, the Love Can Bloom story was referenced in one of the Dark Heresy books (Though it _may_ have been one of the other FFG RPGS), as there was a quote from a Vindicare Assassin with the same designation as the one from the story, and the accompanying art was of a Vindicare and a Farseer.

Lofn is but a dream. She rests.

@@Snakedude4life for now

@@40KTheories dark heresy ascension is the book your thinking with pg 49 and 155 having a quote from 'Vindicare Assassin cognomen-designate LIIVI' and pg 181 was the picture

Aeldari, do you believe...that love can bloom on the battlefield?

Don't give him any screentime

Already hid him in the black library

I will graciously help myself to all of Illiyan's screentime

Dont forget to punch him in the face too

:D

Now the question is where can we go from here? Drukari? Nids? (Technically already covered by Gene Stealers)

Check the date this aint april fools

He already did a video on thus two years ago, I assume this is meant to be a updated version.

Ultramarines.jpeg

If Guilleman is into it, that makes it ok, right?

I mean even the big e wanted to go ham on some aeldar buns, like father like son ehh (tts)

@@yeenbaby2891 There may be more truth to the TTS than you realise.

@@vortex_1336 To defy the Primarch's taste is to declare youself a heretic.

_i n t e r e s t i n g_

and i say it in tts cypher voice *TRULY LIBERATING*

Hopefully

do you want to talk about it? Because I'll listen

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Just been a rough week. Plus it's that time of month where I emotionally torture myself. I'm a guy.

@@VoiceOfTheEmperor I see what you mean, glad you found something you liked at least.

@@VoiceOfTheEmperor just to check up on you, are you doing alright?

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Yes, I am much better now. Thank you. Working on getting my own book published!

Fortifying now.

@@HelghastStalker I'm pretty sure the Big E would bounce the grandkid on his lap with psyker powers and spoil the kid.

@@akumaking1 Typical grandparent. Treats his own kids like crap but the grandkid gets all the love his sons never had.

Yes

She does have a kid with LIIVI. That kid is adorable and by Russ my pack brothers and I shall destroy the galaxy if any harm comes to that child.

I mean you don't have to be able to reproduce to get it on. So they could just be doing it for fun.

Tfw no thick Drukhari gf to reverse mating press

Check the pinned comment :3

Imagine Dark Eldar girl taunting Commisar Yarrick: Thats a big hand you have there. I like when men play rough.

Click! For the emperor. BLAM!

@c0ya1 isn't that just a drukhari?

@c0ya1 That's not a yandere that's a yangire big fucking difference.

"I-it's not like I hope I can have your b-baby or anything, b-baka monkeigh!"

@@docthefaust4519 "Why don't we test that hypothesis" *winks*

But that is something that would only happen in a universe with common sense, not in Warhammer were everyone is just plain stupid or retarded.

What you mean IF the Emperor was alive

Well the thing about the Emperor is while he’s a man, his entire existence is devoted to the betterment of mankind and particularly its dominance over the galaxy. Now here’s where the Necrons know something the Emperor somehow never thought of: no empire lasts. Even on Earth, much less the galaxy. So considering his judgment is flawed enough to think he could ever create an eternal imperium for mankind, I doubt he would see the reason in an alliance with races like the aeldari or Tau.

@@jegeization well obviously, logic went down along with emperor

@@infamouspotato2028 And it wasn't particularly strong before that, either

Or maybe an eldar posing as human. Not uncommon.

Ew synths

@@ReformedSooner24 Ah. FLT-3321 I see you have integrated well into the surface society. Maybe a bit to well.

"I said i don't want money! i want a big tiddy elf waifu!"

@@M_Giga “Da FUQ!?” ~Random Drukhari.

I'm no loremaster but as far as I know, Eldar physique is already "perfect" for them. I take this conclusion based on War in Heaven, the birth of Slaanesh and the explanation I got about Eldar and Dark Eldar in general. Unlike other factions Aeldari is the only one that didn't have evolution-ish capability. Ork used to be Krork and will became them if they get better opponent, Necrontyr "evolved" from flesh to metal, Tau used to have no Ethereal and I see them as some sort of their race evolution to better face the galaxy, Tyranid is evolution incarnate, Daemon is basically the physical manifestation what the entire galaxy want them (not) to be, and even mankind have some sort of evolution, like Ogryn or mutant in general, that differ from place to place (mutation is basically a mini evolution). I even never heard of Aeldari mutant, feel free to correct me. To be fair, I excludes Drukhari because I'm not sure whether they're just Eldar that basically "choose" BDSM to feed Slaanesh to save their soul or already Daemon-Aeldari mutant. Plus Drukhari mutation, extra hands and such, is likely self inflicted and I didn't count that as part of evolution because its only affect individual.

And I disagree about them weak as species. It's just that they have special attention from Slaanesh and basically having nothing between them and it. Just imagine Imperium without Emperor's anti warp, humanity is just lucky to not become Eldar 2.0. Actually the fact that Eldar can put up fight against all others faction despite of their condition is proof enough that they're strong species. The only weak species in 40k is the one not mentioned, because they already dead or still under the boots of other stronger species/Underdeveloped like Tau used to be.

@@fabulousimcatbulous690 they’ve never struggled for anything they were given immense pysker powers by the old ones they also never had to use the warp for interstellar travel all they did was take over what the old ones had already made then kept it for themselves. They are a joke and need to die off as a species imagine being given everything by physical gods and then fucking it all up literally

IIRC Eldar genome is extremely stable. No genetic drift or mutations. Therefore they can remain the same for millions of years.

@@fabulousimcatbulous690 i like that sentiment every race in 40k is strong because they survived living in 40k if they weren't tgey would of been dead by now

I'm aware he's made a video on it, though I haven't actually watched it, I'll admit, so I don't know his exact talking points in this regard. If you go by the definition of Retcon as a verb (which is to revise (an aspect of a fictional work) retrospectively, typically by introducing a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events.) then retcons are totally a thing in 40K. In this instance you can argue that the entirety of the Horus Heresy novel series is a massive retcon, because it introduces new information that was absent in the original depictions from the late 80's/early 90's. Then there's the new versions of the Dark Imperium novels coming out, which Guy Hayley has outright stated to be retcons of the original novels from a few years ago to bring them more in line with the ongoing Dawn of Fire series, so there's that.

@@40KTheories It's a video worth checking out when ya have the chance. Though admittedly, you tend to need a lot of spare time to get through a Luetin video due to their length and how much he covers in detail. Regardless, thanks for your insight on the matter. ^^

someone call ian watson, maybe he has some ideas

@@genesisera8364 the writers themselves said there is no set canon so Illiyan Nastase is canon to me and so are hybrids.

i mean, genetical engineered hybrids are canon, what if those mate with humans/eldar?

Well they called (monk-keigh)kinda monkey in alternative way not sure put in main canon

@@murder1625 it’s never stated that monkeigh means monkey in universe. It’s just what the elder call humans.

Luis FireWolf: If anything happens to this precious child. I shall destroy everything in this galaxy and them myself.

Sound of the emperor's blade igniting. "Do you have a problem with my choice in champions?" Bid G

Still worth. 10/10 would fire my cannon again

10/10 Agreed

Hey, just because they can't produce offspring doesn't mean they ain't banging

@@worldlinezero4783 Never said they can't bang. Although given how hollow Eldar bones are, I would not be surprised if Yvraine keeps getting bruised every time Roboute keeps "raiding her webway portal".

@@enricopaolocoronado2511 Yeah, this is probably true, but given that Yvraine has some pretty good regenerative abilities she probably recovers in time for round 2. Much respect for the innuendo, by the way.

@@worldlinezero4783 Thanks. I try my best at times. Oh yeah, that's fair with the regenerating bones thing. Plus Yvraine, prior to being Ynnead's herald, was involved a lot in Commoragh so I wouldn't be surprised if she picked up a few "special moves" just for Bobby G.