Can I Beat Spore as the Worst Possible Carnivore?

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3 ай бұрын

Revisiting a classic, Spore continues to be the gift to the world that keeps on giving. As weird and janky as it is, there's something strangely comforting about returning to the title. Even all these years later.
Given my lackluster personal history with it though, it was nice to be able to come back stronger than ever, proving to myself that I have what it takes to beat the game even under the most dire of circumstances. Turns out, I just used to really suck at games.
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@benjitb2955 3 ай бұрын

Can we all respect the fact that he always reads out his script like he's Shakespeare

@Noobpopcan 3 ай бұрын

thats exactly what i was thinking

@CrazedKen 3 ай бұрын

After seeing this comment for sure he speaks like shakespeare.

@milothomas6766 3 ай бұрын

definitely ambiguousamphibian inspired but not the same, i love it.

@jdogzerosilverblade299 3 ай бұрын

More like an audiobook

@mrosskne 3 ай бұрын

it's just normal english, read a book some time

@claybricks3689 3 ай бұрын

this script was WAY overqualified for a video game narration bro 💀💀

@mrosskne 3 ай бұрын

huh? he's just talking

@dantecontreras887 3 ай бұрын

@@mrossknetalking like Shakespear

@mrosskne 3 ай бұрын

@@dantecontreras887 read a book

@Voidi-Void 3 ай бұрын

Breaking news: local cretin named @@mrosskne learns what narration means.

@CheeseLordAlmightytheOneGod 3 ай бұрын

Bro got minuet playing the background

@rogofos 3 ай бұрын

my guy developed chicken strategy being a completely useless creature with no way to survive but making more of them so fast that they simply don't go extinct

@PeteOfDarkness 3 ай бұрын

Literally clogging arteries of it's apex predator with delicious cholesterol is God-tier ability.

@rainestorm6029 3 ай бұрын

Sunfish

@RootVegetabIe 3 ай бұрын

@@rainestorm6029That screen cap about sunfish is a load of nonsense.

@rainestorm6029 3 ай бұрын

@@RootVegetabIe The mola mola is genuinely one of the least impressive creatures, most scientists think that the only reason they can move is probably just by wiggling a lot. They're so useless, like the only reason people have died to them is because they're so dumb

@Type_blazenil 3 ай бұрын

Chickens are actually pretty good at surviving... Until we ruined them.

@romelenleg 3 ай бұрын

So THIS is why some animals have unnecessary nerfs irl. They're simply doing a challenge mode.

@danychild4158 2 ай бұрын

God giving me crippling depression

@meepinson4538 2 ай бұрын

ah so that must be why the appendix still exists

@goofygoose6 Ай бұрын

Damn, my challenge runner better fix my shit, my body is far too broken

@theace8502 Ай бұрын

Poor earth worms. Food for everything, even snails and slugs. Really going on hard mode, there

@KraylebStudios Ай бұрын

@@theace8502 They eat worms??

@DangStank 3 ай бұрын

I love imagining the moment that he realized “oh, hell. I can make the mouth smaller” meaning that he wasn’t truly the worst

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

It was... certainly a realization. My greatest regret at the time was just getting so far into the run prior.

@DangStank 3 ай бұрын

@@SpuddyCube o7

@Megolsky 2 ай бұрын

@@SpuddyCubeEven worse: When you are making yourself thin you just make it easier to avoid enemies and be agile, now try being fat AND have a small mouth. EVEN WORSE: Spikes. Adding Spikes right beside the mouth and making them as big as possible an then make yourself thin. Your mouth is now covered by spikes. Have fun eating. Try again as an omnivore. Even worse, a straw inside spikes is really annoying

@dier7144 10 күн бұрын

@SpuddyCube pssst, you have to start over again…in the cell stage you make you hit box bigger by being more THICC, this provides nothing to you however

@kinglucc6303 3 ай бұрын

This guy should actually write poems

@WhiteWolf-lm7gj 3 ай бұрын

This definitely qualified as some sort of poetry

@Fishy_soup 3 ай бұрын

“I’d more often than not find myself to be a bit of proverbial dust within a wind that my skin had never known.” True as hell

@padaleczwyczajny9185 3 ай бұрын

When does he say it?

@valentinpicard3319 3 ай бұрын

3:06

@Irish_Enderman 2 ай бұрын

I read this exactly when he said it in the video, perfect timing lol

@Kennedy00Louis 3 ай бұрын

"it's evolving, just backwards"

@wasp795 Ай бұрын

literally

@cactusman8980 3 ай бұрын

"They may have been eye sores but thats for everyone else to deal with, for we have not been born with such weaknesses." DAMN

@KyleHarrisonRedacted 2 ай бұрын

“I was lost, blind, alone in an ocean of problems, and I… I was one of them” dude, you didn’t have to call me out so hard like that 😒

@randibillett472 3 ай бұрын

Wow... I swear every other time I've seen one of these spore challenges, the run is basically over by the tribal stage, since it doesn't usually matter what your creature is like. Somehow, you actually managed to carry the difficulty into even the city stage. How does one even do that?

@merpymerpington9175 2 ай бұрын

Make shit vehicles to match your shit creatures. Simple.

@theinfinitydie1582 3 ай бұрын

“What if maggots never metamorphosized and took over the world?”

@mintykiwi Ай бұрын

this is a solid spec evo concept

@machfassett5749 22 күн бұрын

K.A. Applegate also asked this question, and then wrote Animorphs about it

@PolandDoge 3 ай бұрын

it being green makes it too good at camouflage, but if its too colorful it may be threatening and a sign of being venomous

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

True, true. I'll have to keep that in mind if I'm ever to try an herbivore variant.

@blakdeth 3 ай бұрын

I love this gonzo journalism approach to video game narration.

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

I can't say I've heard the term before, but it's fascinating to see just how closely it aligns.

@golemgolden4670 3 ай бұрын

Shitty zergling with zergling wave tactics, now this is the type of content i like to see.

@aconfusedwitch1817 6 күн бұрын

Exactly what I thought lol. Just lings without legs

@obamaprism3237 3 ай бұрын

dude can make your Mcdonalds order sound like dante's inferno

@robinchesterfield42 2 ай бұрын

I can just picture it now. Something like: "Welcome to McDonalds; may I take your order?" SpuddyCube: "Yes. I'd like a chunk of an innocent large mammal that was taken from its free life on the prairies long ago and made into a helpless, pathetic milk machine that has its offspring ruthlessly taken from it time and time again--until one day it is turned into mere minced flesh for our sustenance, and roasted by infernal flames. Also, place a slice of melted cheese made from its own kind's milk atop the resulting mass, for the universe has not yet insulted it enough."

@chancepagan4104 3 ай бұрын

Kinda weird feeling so much emotion for a virtual jelly bean, but hearing the trials and triumphs of a being determined to spurn God's own decree is evocative. Also, love 9:45, even creatures you dont ask to be friends turn you down

@Chara_Dreemurr1 3 ай бұрын

The cry of these small creatures... I picture them as the most terrifying thing ever... *hollow knight grub noises*

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

It is the call that strikes fear into the heart of all who should hear it. For jars have yet to be invented on the planet to contain them.

@ClockworkBlade 3 ай бұрын

I see Spuddy... You got so good at living life that you had to devolve to find the meaning of perfection again! Well done Spuddy, you've evolved back to your wonderful self!

@rednoodleoffate 3 ай бұрын

Moral of the story: creep slowly and carry a very sizable stick

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

The creeping is easy, but I'm not quite sure how they figured out the stick half of that.

@Archonoflogic 2 ай бұрын

@@SpuddyCubewhat's a stick? I only know how to creep slowly

@mariemacfhionghuin11 2 ай бұрын

Random Purple Monkey-Fish: "Hey Jim! This giant fucking germ is trying to burn our tents down!"

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

"Isn't that the same one that brought an uncovered basket just labeled 'meat' yesterday?!"

@QT_Kaiser 3 ай бұрын

This commentary was absolutely beautiful and I love your voice, I gotta check on more on this channel, you seem awesome Actually got my interested in watching spore again! I remember it was basically my childhood LOL

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

Thank you! I'm really glad you liked it! And it feels good to finally be able to say that I beat it after the numerous times I restarted just to do the cell stage again when I was considerably younger.

@QT_Kaiser 3 ай бұрын

You just read my mind@Cube . Im glad to see someone who relates to the finally beating the game after all of your childhood years being poured into the first two stages LOL. Though, as a kid it was fun to watch other people beat it for me and this video gave me that nostalgia back so I thank YOU for making it, and thanks for interacting with such a small comment. I appreciate it. :)

@socktopus4399 3 ай бұрын

I cannot even begin to explain how much joy this brought me. An excellent run from an excellent challenge runner.

@rawchicken3463 3 ай бұрын

I feel like that intro is relatable to a LOT of spore players Also if u die and press escape to many times, game crashes

@THEdragonOfRainbows 3 ай бұрын

Those flashing lights and colours you mentioned OBS producing when you approached other creatures is the creatures' procedural textures rendering! No idea why it renders directly on the screen with OBS but it's been a known issue for a while now lol. Great video!

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

That makes sense, but it's so weird! Playing older games on newer hardware is always a fun game of seeing what breaks and how. Thank you though both for the information and the compliment! It's much appreciated!

@agentmelt996 Ай бұрын

13:24 "Where we would brutally headbutt their shins until even giants fell." True Poetry

@Vi4Valentin 2 ай бұрын

27:01 This had absolutely no right to make me cry, what you are, and what you said, is so unbelievably important to me. I really really did enjoy my time here. Thank you for everything.

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for being here, and giving me the opportunity! I'm really glad that you enjoyed it, and that it struck so close to home. Of everything I've tried to convey, I've found that one of the hardest things to put into words is just how much these videos and these interactions mean to me.

@renthewerecat 2 ай бұрын

this is a perfect description of evolution, sometimes it forgets to make something actually functional because it can just produce like a madman and that's good enough

@Alizudo Ай бұрын

The irony of evolution is that, since it isn't intelligent, it doesn't have any objectives or designs it's following. The things that survive are either the most developed or were simply fortunate.

@DaisyDies 2 ай бұрын

the way you say goodbye at the end of your videos has made me cry more than one time. i'm not super involved with your channel but i've been stopping by to watch videos you've made for a while and every time i click on a video, joining you for a meal or as something that caught my eye while trying to drift off to sleep to listen to, i find myself engrossed in the story you tell. your voice is soothing in a way i find difficult to put to words, and even when something is tragically difficult you describe it in a way that, while not downplaying it's difficulty, makes it seem surmountable. every journey i join you for is bittersweet to hear the end of and after choosing to spend my time "at your side", being told to go out into the world and bring a little kindness into the lives of those around me, it puts me at ease in a "this too must pass" kind of way. of course, sometimes i'm brought to tears simply because i needed to hear someone say that they wanted to hear my thoughts, or that they wanted me to have a genuinely wonderful day, but it still imprinted on me as something important enough to comment about. i'm genuinely considering just chipping in those .99 cents a month it would take to join the channel, just because of the way these little collective experiences have made me feel, but for now, just, thank you. i'm glad to be around. here's to new experiences on a new account :>

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

I'm really glad that I can provide that sort of comfort for you! I tend to love to watch/listen to things at similar times. Be it going to sleep or having food, I tend to enjoy having a video playing. It's a really surreal experience to be able to provide that for someone else, but it's also incredibly rewarding. There is a sort of "shouting into the void"ness to doing what I do. It's easy to lose touch with the human element behind it. Without feedback, there's just numbers. And numbers don't tell the same story that people can. So even when it's just one person sharing how they felt... Well, it's really hard to put into words just how much that means to me. Genuinely, thank you for just being here. It's already far more than I could ask for, and thank you for giving me a glimpse of what's on your mind. For all of the time and effort spent to make these happen, it makes it more than worth it to hear. I hope to not disappoint!

@DaisyDies 2 ай бұрын

@@SpuddyCube You've done nothing but make every day a little better for us, thank you

@zswords Ай бұрын

"I would locomote via AGGRESSIVELY scooting along the ground toward my potential friend or food..." The sheer eloquence of the delivery of a line this absurd as it happens is a thing of beauty, well done good them.

@flyingbuscit7037 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant video as always Spuddy keep it up!

@kendallchaos Ай бұрын

“I can’t possibly see why that wouldn’t work…mostly because I lack eyes” that line made me laugh way more then it had any right to

@Sam-bb9dd 2 ай бұрын

Easiest sub of my life, cannot wait to explore your channel, this rocked

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

I'm really glad that you enjoyed it, and I hope you like what else you might find!

@tubthungusbychumbungus 3 ай бұрын

I love the format with no music, it feels like listening to an audiobook

@frozenpeak1524 3 ай бұрын

watch the video for spore content: 25% watch the video to learn how to write better essays: 75%

@jdogzerosilverblade299 3 ай бұрын

It sounds like I'm listening to an audiobook XD

@gplgs4640 3 ай бұрын

The narration had me hooked throughout the video. This was actually one the most fulfilling watches i’ve had yet

@user-wx5mz6pz3n 3 ай бұрын

This dude is a writer gah damn

@revconYT 3 ай бұрын

the way this guy wrote this script is actually impeccable (and really unique), sub earned

@phillipkarcher2281 2 ай бұрын

That bruh moment when the best poets in the world reincarnates into a guy plays spore on youtube 😂 respect lol

@lordhenry2786 3 ай бұрын

Your cadence sounds like ambiguous amphibian and I love it so much 😁😁

@bedro_0 3 ай бұрын

he is zucc secretly💔💔💔

@sanguinius6815 3 ай бұрын

Somehow the pathetic worm run just got harder, great work.

@andrewcarrier-pearce5173 6 күн бұрын

for such a ridiculous concept this was one of the most beautifully written and dictated scripts I've heard in quite a while. hats off to you man this was a delight to watch and I'm very impressed you pulled it off

@accountpc4311 2 ай бұрын

The poetic nature of his scripts alone is worthy of a sub, this talent is wasted if not shared

@Darineitor 3 ай бұрын

This video... Is... Amazing, the narration is better than a book. You have a good future, keep the good work and passion!

@holo673 2 ай бұрын

i could listen to you reading me a story for hours, it doesn't matter what , your voice is just so soothing to me

@BioWorkAgency 2 ай бұрын

No way The worst possible carnivore in Spore looks like the most average bacteria in real life🦠

@YourLocalMedic 3 ай бұрын

"Those who make jolly cooperation impossible make violent eradication inevitable" (16:40) Solaire would be proud and disappointed

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

Sounds perfect!

@IzABub 3 ай бұрын

I love this creator wholesome and sweet

@ocksie Ай бұрын

fun fact: using a bug you're able to start with any cell you want, or actually any creation you want at all. even as The Grox, which means you can go for a true pitiful worm run without even needing to evolve at the start

@alexdvorak4079 2 ай бұрын

I absolutely love your script writing skill. Please never change your style

@collinreynolds6240 3 ай бұрын

Bro I just clicked this video never seen this KZfaqr and loved this 💯 that was amazing ngl you had me in on the whole thing man keep posting

@person8236 25 күн бұрын

"I was lost, blind and alone in an ocean of problems.... and I was one of them" DAMN BRO

@LuisPerez-tl1sv 12 күн бұрын

Your script is on par with Microcosmos. I really enjoyed it.

@StarshadowMelody Ай бұрын

"They may have been eyesores, but that was everyone else's problem to deal with, as we had not been born with such weaknesses."

@creepyfishman6858 2 ай бұрын

Holy genuine fuck its like so fucking nice to hear someone narrarate like this. I fucking love adding hints of the profound to my own vocabulary, and it's so refreshing hearing someone else talk like that too.

@yesBad 3 ай бұрын

Borderlands 2 and Spore content from one channel is insane.

@GenesisSaturna 2 ай бұрын

The way this is written and voiced is reminding me of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. I'm using this as inspiration for a small story. I hope the creator doesn't mind.

@JACandQuill 2 ай бұрын

Side note, with the way the narration went in the creature stage, I feel like this was the evolutionary journey and backstory of the Yeerks from Animorphs

@leakids7578 24 күн бұрын

THE SCRIPT... HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT IT???? but seriously good work bro. and the DETERMANAITION wow

@SuperMarioOddity 3 ай бұрын

this script seems optimal for providing entertainment to viewers such as myself makes the modern jokes far funnier

@Dave-xn4zg 3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that the worst possible carnivore is an herbivore.🤔

@VorpalBlad3 3 ай бұрын

What prose. Eloquent and entertaining. You sir, have earned a sub.

@ianmcdougall4930 10 күн бұрын

You are truly a cut above the other the Spore-ers. Subscribed.

@Blanch590 2 ай бұрын

I’m so serious when I say that I would absolutely love to see you write poetry or read audiobooks or something of the like. The way you make a worm in a cartoon evolution game from 2008 feel like a brutal battle for survival is honestly impressive.

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! Honestly, it seems like a lot of fun, but I'm not really sure how I'd get into doing that sort of thing on a professional level. Maybe someday, but the opportunity has yet to present itself.

@saturn2999 3 ай бұрын

Love the narration! You have a very pleasant voice :)

@SpuddyCube 3 ай бұрын

Thank you! That's very kind of you to say.

@LePommeDeTerreDesSqueakers 2 ай бұрын

This poetic script making is ambiguousamphibian on steroids

@jimbobsclayworld2439 2 ай бұрын

Love how the commentary is in the pov of the “murder beans (as I call them)”

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

🤣 I love Murder Beans for them!

@MiklePMC 3 ай бұрын

this was the first time Ive seen your channel before, this video was sick. nice job man

@Tyroneeeeeeeee 2 ай бұрын

I USED TO PLAY THIS SO MUCH WHEN I WAS A KID AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND THR NAME FOR SO LONG. THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME BTW!!!!

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

I'm glad that you enjoyed it, and that I was able to help locate a game from your childhood! Revisiting it has been a heck of a nostalgia trip.

@Sancheroid 3 ай бұрын

It is nice that you made it clear where is the back and front, i couldn't have guessed))

@catastrophe8703 3 ай бұрын

I would be incredibly suprised if this guy hasn’t preformed Shakespeare before. Fantastic video, the dramatic retelling over the silly spore graphics was very funny

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I appreciate it! I can't say that I've ever done theater, though I absolutely am a TTRPG nerd. I did want to try out for the courses back in college, but they were sequential, and I found my love of performance right after the first one had passed. So for better or worse, the window was well and truly closed.

@CheezChopper 3 ай бұрын

This is incredibly hilarious. Well fricken done ❤

@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 3 ай бұрын

wow, they conquered the whole universe, they must be the most powerful carnivores of all time.

@duxtorm 2 ай бұрын

I cannot overstate how much I fukin love your poetic commentary!

@ShadyDoesContent 2 ай бұрын

The scripting here was impeccable. Bravo, this was a wonderful documentary (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

@kristianbenedict9889 Ай бұрын

"If they hated me for my success then I would just be unsuccesful." goes unironically hard.

@Kervati 19 күн бұрын

why is it so poetic istg i love it so much

@bogbert7019 3 ай бұрын

sad victorian poet plays spore, experiences the deepest grief and pain known to man

@-luciella-3697 2 ай бұрын

While watching this I got an ad for a mobile game called "War of evolution" AND IT IS ONE FOR ONE SPORE. LITERALLY. ONE. FOR. ONE.

@SpuddyCube 2 ай бұрын

That's so strange... I suppose it makes sense that someone would want to bring the idea back, but it feels like a weird title to copy this many years later. Then again, here I am playing Spore after all of this time, so...

@martinstoyanov5180 2 ай бұрын

Never heard about ur channel. Never played nor watched someome play spore. You my friend just earned a subscriber,keep up the great work !

@DiscoTimelordASD Ай бұрын

Please make more Spore videos. I need to hear your beautiful narration accompanying it.

@ladyalicent705 Ай бұрын

Can I just say good sir that you would make an exceptional writer should you ever desire to pursue that career path, your understanding of the English language and your talent for scriptwriting are impeccable, I would purchase a novel written by you immediately should you ever wish to write one! Have a very pleasant day!

@billionai4871 2 ай бұрын

you really went "what if tardigrade... but space?" lmao

@xymaryai8283 2 ай бұрын

start: oh no i ate slightly more than i needed to start the run, reset time end: yknow just like, fck this entire section, i don't feel like it

@traisjames2 2 ай бұрын

I wish they would re-release and update Spore. I absolutely love it.

@Warriorcat_Youtube 2 ай бұрын

Man's is doing more work to defind the backstory of the Harry Potter elves than JKR herself. "Sucked so bad at everything else that being effectively enslaved/subservient was preferable" is certainly a tactic

@Yam-jt3vw 3 ай бұрын

FAVORITE SPORE VIDEO i love your narration

@fravonzonbonn 2 ай бұрын

"i sing in tones i cant even imagine because i lack ears" "i cant possibly see why that went wrong mainly because i lack eyes"🔥🖊️

@kitkup8570 2 ай бұрын

Well done, proud of you

@multitrenergames6497 2 ай бұрын

Why tha fuck is that masterpiece so fuckin philosofical? love it please make more of such lovely and interesting abominations (edit: please write a book, i would read the living fuck out of it)