You didn't close the hatch... There was another bit to the joke under there. We know you can't help but defy those kinds of instructions... Can't wait to see the reaction to the ES&DT skin. Also, please don't forget that there are jokes on the underside of every steam locomotive and tender (where applicable).

On todays episode of Derail valley: We commit insurance fraud, everything smells like kenosha in here and Hyce discovers that his operating procedures may be a little unsafe.

To Hyce, ES&D CDO Fees and fines cost before being paid off at the end of your shift was 3,424,438.40 dollars. We appreciated you paying your copay of 46,999 dollars. The insurance company covered the remaining 3,377,439.40 dollars. Thank you for paying off your fees and fines. Derail Valley Debt Collector, John Doe

Hyce: “time to shunt” *kenosha plays instantly”

With the recent update they added water columns at almost every town, so if you decide to do another cannonball run with the 0-6-0 you can stop and tank up before you make more cursed spaghetti.

Hyce: Smells Like Kenosha: beautiful, absolutely beautiful

"The Screaming Flanges" is one hell of a band name.

There's a weather forecast in the station office, on the big wall mounted world map. It's a neat little QoL thing to let you know "Yes, taking those 2 jobs from harbour will work in that DE2, if you hurry up and get to the top of the hill before the thunderstorm rolls in because wet rail means no go."

God when I heard the safety pop, my eyes jumped to the bottom right of my screen to look at the water- and coal levels that aren't there because hardcore xD

The greatest Derail Valley mod at the moment would be to take a whistle from a USATC S100 and use that instead of the S060's current whistle. Wish I knew how to mod lol.

Hyce: flies off the rails after forgetting to set the hand brake Also Hyce: I think the engine needs more water

I'm glad to see that the legacy of the old ES&D is alive and well in the accruing debt.

Good morning Hyce, I’m one of the day shift managers at Oil Well North. Just wanted to get some information from you, we came into work this morning and the whole yard was blown up……. I know there was a thunderstorm last, but if you have any information on what happened please let me know. Thanks, Oil Well North Morning Management

Ah yes, I was wondering when Kenosha would ensue...Keep up the lovely work Hyce! I've been enjoying this series!

Holy crap! Lighting struck right as hyce hit the cistern! That was epic!

Dear Chairman Midland, if your reading this, the repair department wants a raise and dental, their threatening to riot, please send help, their looking at me with weird eyes, and for some reason, their sharpening the grease machete... tell my family I love them. *Signed* Nasu the 4th, repair foreman for both the E.S.&.D.T. and C.R.A.P. railroads.

Wake up hyce has uploaded

Two Kenoshas back to back, you love to see it.

40:04 Hey Hyce, you don't need to hold the loading/unloading handle. It's a toggle function. Just flick the switch to Load or Unload, and it'll take care of the rest!

"will my hubris get in the way?" [Smells like Kenosha starts playing 3.5 minutes in]

Oh the hubris is gonna Def get this video off the rails

I have a feeling that the S060 is gonna be Hyce's favorite for a while, and forever once someone gets the Huber 6 chime on it

If dirty and efficent is your style, Derail Valley just seems to be perfect My German heritage feels tickled by these prospects (i just need the same background music)

Sometimes I wonder if Hyce wasn't rushing so much do you think he'd actually get the jobs done faster? XD 35:22 for reference

Any info about century of steam makes me happy Especially when you say “friends of mine and I are working on it” 🎉🎉

I keep forgetting the S060's whistle is the equivalent of a kid's birthday noisemaker, it's honestly hilarious, also who spilled all these beans everywhere, we have precious amounts of beans people we can't keep spilling Mach shitfinity beans those are too precious

Goods & Factory Town is my favorite industry set up, quite fun to switch there. I know you can't do it in career mode, but naughty switching is really fun and smooth in simulator with the new UI. The fact that you can disconnect the chain and the air separately allows for quite a bit of flexibility in how you damage -i mean switch out your cars.

@Hyce If You didn't already know, You can use the Mouse Wheel to scroll train settings. Increase throttle? *Scroll wheel!* Apply Brakes? *Scroll Wheel!* Turn on Wipers? *Scroll Wheel!* Open and close doors? You guessed it, *Sroll wheel!!!*

6:20-6:40 You know it’s a good time when you go straight from one Kenosha into Kenosha Two Electric Boogaloo.

7:59 TO THE HYCEMOBIL! WE NEED TO GIVE HER THE BEANS! 9:02 Derail Valley's first DLC coming october 31st 2023!

YES! Double Kenosha = Happy Kidar!

It's the ES&D, We've got places to be! Coal in the hole And give it the beans!

I do enjoy shunting. I enjoy watching Hyce's attempts to shunt moreso. Preparing the 'dunk's and the beans.

23:37 at that moment he knew, He f@$k up. 🥛🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hyce, Hyce...I thought you said this would be a *serious* playthrough, but here you are blowing up the oil refinery again...

Those sad wipers trying to wipe broken windows... 😆

So... this is realistic difficulty huh? Now I picture frantic engineers hopping out of their engines and running alongside their trains yelling "Oh no oh no oh no" as they try to slip between and/or under two cars to connect them all while magically not getting run over. How realistic is this depiction? I don't know, but now thanks to Hyce it is canon in my brain.

When Kenosha loops you know you're really on the ES&D

Exploding oil yard in background as Hyce slo mo action hero walks away

28:38 That was something I couldn't figure out at first, but when you connect the brake hoses to a locomotive, the headlights just turn off. The switch is still set in the position as if it was on, but the lights don't actually turn on unless the brake hoses are disconnected. Also, don't fill the boiler too full, as that can cause priming, which is likely the sloshing you've been hearing.

It looked like the explosives were being slowly damaged by the fire from the flammables next to them until they were damaged enough to go boom. 11:08 it changed to 60% the moment you looked at the plate and to 59% the moment you looked away.

Skins, Splosions!, BEANS!

Valuable life lessons at only 7 minutes

Train 👍

Oh you know its going to be a good video when it starts out with "we should play it safe to get out of debt", immediately Kenosha starts up, and immediately after Kenosha ends ANOTHER Kenosha starts playing How long until we get merch of a Kenosha-themed flask? I can smell it coming..

I don't feel bad...at all for how many 060 and dm3 i smoked. I'm still learning how to run the 060. Grabbing dm3,060, and shunting doesn't increase one's deductible. Trying not to blow up the 060 or dm3 at least repairs is only 100 bucks....though hehe gave me a thought of some fireworks fun and destroy a whole rail yard for only 100 bucks. Hyce bud, you're always a laugh!

Well done! I can't see the CDO of the ES&D managing to get switching done without _something_ going sideways (or off track, at least). I'm kinda impressed at no cursed spaghetti. Thanks for the fun! :) PS. Anyone but me get real Eye of Sauron vibes off the goods factory smokestacks?

22:21 "Die Bohnen prüfen" would be the german translation of checking the beans

I definitely agree on the need for a Zoomy Steamy Boii in game. Perhaps a K4 inspired engine - although if we are going for "Really Zoomy" an NYCRR J3 or the Commodore Vanderbilt might be an even better choice...

They should include scary cryptids at night, ESPECIALLY during storms!

Time to go blow up my whole goddamn railroad!!!

Look, you could still do the switching with the loco and wagon on road why rerail titfield thunderbolt taught us it works with pannier tanks 😅 great video hyce

i love the series as always. and, i also love those kind of shunting jobs, but usually more because, i would have grabbed all the cars i needed and assembled them, *then* put the paper in the machine to get the booklet.

Seriously watching hyce play is just as much fun as playing yourself. Keep up the good work

It's finally there, been waiting for this! /) But... wait! So where's episode #3? Has the ES&D binned it somewhere off the track? XD (the last was #2) 0:30 Imagine being allowed to haul heavy stuff, but not empty cars IRL. Or is is actually that weird IRL as well? 1:49 So let's wake all the peeps up, so they won't be missing the show later on :) 2:19 Where does it say that? I'm always doing up to 50 in the yard and 30-35ish in that bend. GoT pLaCeS tO bE! 2:54 You know that those peeps waked up earlier are going to enjoy some nice fireworks when you can suddenly listen to that XD 3:06 GiB iT aLl TeH bEeEeEeEnZ! 3:12 It's amazing how that thing skyrockets up to 70 and then immediately stops accelerating from one millisecond to the other. I guess Physics left the chat. 3:24 Have you turned Bri'ish overnight? The poin's? XD 3:52 That was the soundtrack that's playing in German ICEs when they go 300 from Cologne to Frankfurt XD 4:07 Totally... especially if you manage to derail some cars a kilometer back when reversing and someone came by and put the hand brake back on on one of them... it's becoming Five Nights At Froggy's right next to the switch where all the cars have piled up somewhere left and right of it in the botany, without having taken damage at all as turned out later. Noteworthy, upside down and sideways! 4:57 The Writings Are On The Wall. I know because THAT track is playing already XD 5:29 There's another similar one where it goes down from 90 to 60 IIRC... 6:06 Classic Hyce! XD 6:28 Smells Like Kenosha: Stopped playing Also Smells Like Kenosha: Starts playing. Again. Hyce: The ES&D has passed the point where they're able to afford the copay, so let's just rack up some more! 7:57 ES&D: BuT wE sTiLl CaN aFfOrD a NeW pAiNtJoB! 8:14 Mickely be like: :) 8:54 Yes, it is. For the Derail Valley Railroad and Transport Insurance Company. 9:19 That's why you need to get to the DH4 ASAP :D 11:16 BARBIE-cued! 13:09 Hyce: DVR&TIC: Here's some more fees! Hyce: I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk! DVR&TIC: ... (that we'll have to pay) ... **grunt** 15:16 Yeah! Now I only need to know what the ES&DT is XD 17:08 In no time! XD 16:20 I want this to be a realism setting. I like it when it takes like 10 minutes or so where I can go check jobs and the yards until the thing is done. Feels more real. I mean, it still isn't taking 6-12 hours... 16:41 Hyce paying a TON of respect for the BOIS! 16:51 I can hear the chuffing already... XD 17:20 PT&SD entered the chat. 17:37 You could do a refill enroute though... ;) 20:00 I forgot that recently. Thing worked just fine, but 100% Mechanical Powertrain damage was expensive... XD 20:06 It Smells... not like oil, or smoke... no, more Like Kenosha. Again. Only twondy minnites in... how often will I hear that in the other dirdy? 20:19 I'm dying! LOL! AaAaLl TeH bEeEeEnZ! 20:28 ROFL! XD 20:41 Where is the "Beanz go here" right above the firebox door, though? XD 21:05 I guess you do need to have a mod for that... a nice 5 or 6 chime would suffice, I guess XD - would count that as not a mod similarly to the paint jobs though ^^ 21:14 It's so good in VR if you got enough space for the whole cab... well, I almost do, and it's great still. 21:24 The Spyce Of Hyce! 21:30 I might have an idea why it Smells Like Kenosha... just a slight one... 21:42 MaKsImUm YeEdAgE! 22:20 Alle Bohnen! 23:04 OK, it's not what I thought would happen XD 23:09 Teleporting Back In. The Struggle Is Real. 23:47 As long as it's still Rerail Valley, it's not Derail Valley! 24:07 Perfectly servicale airframe, just trim it out! 30:02 LOL! 31:49 Almost a slapstick moment! XD 33:56 Morer flatter flat spots, yaaaay! 34:04 It's great! But I switched resource consumption to 50% and increased resource cost to 200%. And I still have to keep shoveling all day long and the water runs empty real quick. But it's not as bad anymore. I literally ran out of coal still from MF to FF with like 8 or 9 empty cars and had to do the servicing though the fee manager since there's no coal bunker there. Guess they scaled the whole timings down similar to how the world is scaled down. Countering that a little makes it feel better IMHO. 34:54 Felt to me like that as well. Nice to get confirmed by a pro. I literally ended up opening the cocks everytime I'm coming to a halt and closing them after like 6-8 chuffs after "takeoff". 35:05 I want to have shunting humps and multiple tracks with buffer stops at the end where you gotta play the rail car tetris game with the switches once the map gets redone/overhauled/embiggened and hopefully will see more places. 35:39 I hate to do that with those cars you can't sit on... 38:58 We're lined into the... **smack!** ACME Bridge entered the chat. 39:53 Pretty much at the front end (NE) 41:35 More flat spots! 42:11 It's getting Eagle Dynamics level of atmospheric haze on a CAVOK day in Veeeee fricken Orre! :D 43:38 I hope so! And I need VR! 43:45 Speaking of which, where are the guard rails? XD 43:55 It's not nearly as spicy as a single drop of "Kehlenschneider". A yard full of bois and all the beans might be pretty close though. JFYI that stuff is like 400k Scoville, Tapatío is at just 3k, Cholula allegedly "just" 500-1k, although it's been measured up to 3.6k ^^ 44:33 Unspent beans! 45:06 LOL! 46:08 ThErE iS nO **bLeEpInG** wAy! Should have kept it for moar fun with the bois XD 46:56 Ridonkulous!

if you haven't before and get the chance you have to try this in VR. it really levels up the experience of the game.

Shunting is a very relaxing job to do

I like the S060 When I do a shunting job I usually let the fire go out. There is enough steam to move around a few cars slowly. I know this is not realistic though since lighting the fire back up would in reality take a long time.

Huber is synonymous with hubris at this point

ive noticed if you have shunting cars you can go into the tunnel without a "left the station" penalty

Always a good day when hyce uploads!

Shunt in the dark , one step away from booooooooom 😀

It really is fun watching you play Derail Valley especially in hard for more which I knownid never play in so good on you showing some of us what that would be like. Obviously you can't play with kAN with this game but it's still an absolute joy just to watch a gameplay through of this with plenty of kenosha happening. I'll be curious to see what chaos you decide to do in the next episode. Heck maybe you'll try and run the steam engine and DE2 together without multiple unit, now that would be fun to watch.

it's never a hyce video with explodey boys going kaboom.. you never disappoint..

I really want more of this.

If you press the X button on your keyboard it will make you “sit” and you can run in this position and is really good when your hooking up cars

Well, Hyce, we learned a valuable lesson today, didn't we?

So much for serious running

Return of the S.D.&.S..

and we love watching you play, more please.

33:05 in theory you could couple to the flatcar then kick the boxcar, uncouple the flatcar and runaround to get the box car with is 5 moves rather then 6

The reason the explody cars exploded after some time was because the flammable cars sent fire into the explody cars, degrading their vehicle health, and as it hit 0 the explody liquid started pouring (11:08)

Mark! Don't forget to take the lantern from 0-6-0 in case of making some tonnage with the help of mighty DE2 ;)

31:52 Watch you head breakmen lol

Seeing as it doesn't let you edit your difficulty after you've started using it, you can just bind a "press it on repeat" version of the F key. I did it recently on G Hub (if you're a Logitech guy) and I've forgotten how to do it for Corsair iCue, but either way it means you don't murder your actual revenue-service F key while trying to dash at nonzero speed

I love content like this!

6:13 - Lightning AND explodeyboy

I havent seen the full video yet but Smells Like Kenosha started playing 3 mins in and im scared.

i like to imagine the other engine drivers and crew member walking in on hyce driving a beaten up that is slowly starting to die steam locomotive after he smashed it into a crossing just casually shunting in the yard as it screams for help.

Managed to get my paws on a (digital) D&RGW 491 in the Trainstation 2 game at the conclusion of the special event yesterday, btw.

I’ve done MF to GF in the S060 with 300t with plenty of water left over. Along with the new water columns everywhere, it’s much easier to run the steamers.

“We only gotta pay 47 grand” ONLY?

Huberis

crossing my fingers that custom car loader will make a come back soon!

Someone could make a whistle mod for Hyce with his favorite whistles instead of the real ones (whistles don’t change game play, but would make the videos more enjoyable for the viewers and hyce *maybe*) Edit: @PyroTrainThing explained that a mod exists to do this, but will need to be updated

Oh my God do not leave steam locomotives unattended

27:23 this is finnnneeeee

Never a truer thing said, "thing" do happen on the nightshift and rarely are they ever known about outside of nightshift

Even Derail valley knows what happens yesterday in Colorado with all the lighting

As of mods in career mode I would also allow sounds mods for example to change the tank engine a better whistle

You remind me way too much of Dewey from Unstoppable (2010), I just cannot keep watching 😧the anguish is almost physical.

Oh no why does it smell like Kenosha?

ep 3 did a ninja vanish

Me thinks Hyce's logo on the Engines just needs to be a pee cup...

I love the Unstoppable references!

I’m surprised that they don’t get a restraining order not allowing you anywhere near the explode boys

You should do a cover of “ain’t no rest for the wicked”

ah yes. *debt*

I cannot believe they let you drive steam trains IRL.... lol

Hyce. DV. Kenosha. Bois. Oh yeah.