Couldn't have said it better 🤣🤣

You speaking facts tho

Based

"It just works" (Andre)

And if it hits, he's still a blacksmith, a man working with fire all day long. Not to mention that he doesn't need to cast flash sweat.

ngl it's kinda satisfying seeing magic geeks getting stuffed in lockers like this

@@user-us3ic8sx6x haha Black Knight Sword +5 go bonk

Only because of the small area. If there's enough space sorcerers annihilate andre

​@@BullockDSchange the location with a bit more space and watch andre get wrecked

“I cast fist”

I was looking for this xD

Andre is Godfrey in another timeline

What Godfrey was doing after he was banished:

The two chad character in souls game

​@@connormac4401 It's the opposite.

It's literally Andre.

@@Orinslayer I remember using the Zwäihander again O&S, 2 R1s always stagger smough, and Ornstein always staggers.

i love the animation there heads get rocked back like they got stunned from it

*spits out my protein shake because fasttwitch muscle fiber is superior ...your joke was also ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT!

I see what u did there Tyson

Illaoi facts

Well, they don't stand a chance either with those fancy sword, mace,spear, and spell🗿

Underrated comment.

I read all the other comments… this one is the best

yhorm is from The sweats of andre

A true Gigachad.

Bro that was an execution. Three punches to the head homeboy was SLEEP

@@JohnDoe-ligmabro did you not see the way griggs' head flew back with h each punch that guy ain't sleep he dead af😂

@staple_boi you right boss lol. Andre got that DAWG in him.

@@JohnDoe-ligma mf is terrifying🤣

andre be like: you'll need a bigger blade boy

Dropkicks are hilarious! Thats 70% of why I love Dying Light 1. You can dropkick zombies for several feet even kick them flying off rooftops! Doing it with a friend is an experience full of hard laughter and fun.

Simple minds

Where do you think he gets all the titanite he sells you ?

@@dearcastiel4667 😶I get your point and you're totally right

@@dearcastiel4667 holy shit... maybe that's the actual implication lol Andre is the monster to that titanite demon, its his pet

The titanite demon pays andre in titanite for protection, that must be it

This needs to be a video if it isn't already

Imagine how much stronger he'd be if he actually wore armor?

Andre got them hands 💪🏽 True MMA Goat puts niggas with giant swords and spells to shame. “Be like water my friend” - Bruce Lee

If andre was just a little bit more aggressive and had the reflexes players have to avoid damage I don't think anyone would even have a chance against him.

True

@@CallMeMimi27 At the same time he already attacks way too fast for how much poise damage he deals. It's like his moveset is designed just to troll evil players.

It really is a shame how fist/unarmed aren't really a build in any of the games outside of caestus memes

There was a ring in ds2 that boosted bare fists

​@@mausebasds 2. Vanquisher's Seal.

@@mausebas its coming

Part of that was lucking into getting Siegmeyer slammed against the terrain

Especially after calling him "Bumbling Sir Onion" in the Undead Parish.

The guy with the golden armor

I kicked him off first try😂

Lautrec was a tragic figure in my run. We saved each other, we fought together against the Gaping Dragon. He was a friend. But his mission put him in opposition to mine, and so regrettably for the good of Firelink I had to put him down, though I took no pleasure in killing a man with whom I had shed blood.

Waifu killer

Meanwhile I just slaughtered him in his cage because I knew he was Suspicious.

Except vs Petrus, where he went "The only thing you're worth is my boot heels."

He's brought vanquisher's with him

He just got the ring from the Company of Champions

His hand the rock Lol

The ol' reliable one-two

When is are we gonna dropkicks in mma? MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA

Same, today I found out some of the chained ogre attacks from sekiro came from andre

Lmfao

Patches: Bloody hell

Isn’t dark souls rated T? If it’s M that’s kinda surprisingly unnecessary

@@StudioMod Dark souls II is rated T. Dark souls I and Dark souls III are rated M. Don’t know why.

@@IamAlleycat Probably because DS2 has almost no blood (or no blood at all?)

Andre's dropkick IS the Shockwave Miracle. Those puny spells are just but attempts at it's perfection

@@polishambassador9075 Andre was like "Force? ILL SHOW YOU FORCE!"

That dropkick to Petrus out of the gate fucking knocked the wind out of ME 🤣

🤣😂

Shit did sound like bomb going off when his boots connected..

he took the one defeat personally

Sieg got sabotaged by the wall

i personally dislike the refight they shoulda just given it to him he already beat everyone and people like patches didn’t get a refight even though they could have beaten him.

It’s like the last fight between Bane and Batman

That slip tho

Don't worry. They just got sent back tp their firelink shrines

Not everyone.

@Centre Sight who

Asked

@Centre Sight thats not even the right quote lol.

Mans got feet

"I am sure he uses said hands to dropkick."

please dont say damn like that. its a curse word

@@giovannicorraliza4393 DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

Andre: Oh, gods! Call an ambulance! But not for me!

Not in real life.........quickest way to get you shit kicked in 😂😂😂😂 Unless your Bruce Lee 😮

Andre does not fuck around, I remember one run I accidentally hit him, immediately got KO’d and restarted

@@Crazeee9000 drop kicked you so hard his feet went through the screen and restarted your game for you

When playing Bloody Roar as Yugo it's definitely the right answer. Kicks the enemy straight to their crisis health bar.

Andre learned from kiryu I’m not suprised

@BonfireVN can we have a "everyone beats up Petrus" compilation next?

@@Paethgoat I like the idea!

@@Paethgoat Yeah, I vote for that

@@Paethgoat yes I like that idea.

Man the fool didn't even damage Andre Typical Miracle build

"I CAST FIST."

LMAOOOO

No its more like : "Yeah? And I cast *punch* *punch* *kick*"

Every time I see him use I think he feels proud of it, so when his ass gets kicked is god tier satisfaction to see him failed.

I fucking cackled when he just dropped kicked him. 😂

I laughed so hard he got his ass handed by Andre so hard

It just looked like Petrus was trying to cast something else and Andre kick him so hard it made a shockwave, my man Dragonballed that fat cleric.

I love how every spellcaster gets straight punched in the face for trying to do silly magics.

I definitely think Patches could've won if he actually tried after the first few seconds. The dude took off half of Andre's health straight away and his shield was even capable of withstanding his attacks (not sure about the dropkick, though). It's a shame his AI went into full-on passive mode after that. If he attacked at 4:17 instead of running straight at Andre like an idiot, he would've taken the win for sure.

Spoiled, thanks

Andre is a beast fighting with his bare hands.

@@HorkPorkler well, the lesson today is "see the damn video first if you care about spoilers" lol

@@HorkPorkler Wow! There are spoilers about the video in the comments of that video!

Logan: "Rematch with spell, in biggest arena! - What idiot throws the wizard down in a fight vs fist fighter 3 feet away?

Let's not forget that there are quite the few options for close ranged fights for a mage. Crystal weapon, White Dragon Breath, Homing Crystal Soulmass (and all of these are in Logan's possession)

@@federicobellavista634 How is White Dragon Breath an option for close ranged combat? It takes ages to cast.

@@trielt1 Not with the proper rings, which technically, lore wise, he should own. But apart from this, White Dragon Breath is for sure not a long range cast, since it has shitty range. You could say it can be used in middle range, but the slow travel speed of the cast together with the fact that it has 0 tracking and a pretty small hitbox make it really easy to kite and evade. Close range is where it's most viable, assuming you can shorten the cast time.

@@federicobellavista634 I'm genuinely confused here. Which DS1 rings reduce cast time? I'm aware that DEX can increase casting speed, but I don't remember any rings that do that. I personally see WDB as a PVE mid-to-long range spell. It has roughly the reach and damage of a Soul Spear, but 5 times the uses (or over twice the uses for half the slots). But it takes a *long* time to cast.

yep

"And feet to dropkick you to death."

*GUNS*

"You lot may 'ave weapons n' spells, but these muscle aren't just for show." -Andre of Astora, shortly before starting a fight and promptly drop kicking his opponent

I read this in an accent 😂

Boxing and dropkicks

the real Rocky this man

These hands rated E for Everyone

Nah. The other guys just dont seem to dodge or use anything effectively

I was always sad dark souls one didn’t have learnable unarmed moves similar to andre’s drop kick. Kinda like how you can learn the ranger takedown from Andy in new vegas for helping him

That's why he does some much damage

Yeah I was expecting to see some dumbass hooks I'm so accustomed to from DS3, but no, he moves like a boxer aswell with his hopping in place.

Yeah, i'd actually be willing to call Andre's jabs the best move in the entire game. They're so efficient.

@@leoback5065 Yea they waste no movements or energy just quick damaging jabs that pretty deck anyone

@@PandaKnight368 definitely, absolutely jaw breakers he's got.

That NPC being Andre

@@humblebutt114 nah its our catarina

Patches and Andre are supposed to exist in a different plane of existence such that they survive until DS3

@@Rosielx In darksouls 1 and 2 there is actually 3 different onion knights Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, & Siegward of Catarina two of them die sadly. However you can make their deaths mean something with your actions by helping them.

@@FellingDragons Siegward is my favorite, he is a beast in combat as he could easily single-handle lord of cinder Yhorm

@@FellingDragons You mean 1 and 3 right?

Patches cheated somehow... I just know it...

Complete with weapon swings dinking into walls and getting hit with a 180% stamina consuming combo

Andre vs Heihachi I want to see that fight.

Andre has got steve's 1,2 punches alongside king's downback 4

He absolutely was. Even have Siegmeyer the wall combo treatment

I dunno why, but I lost my shit when I read this. Hilarious

@@SomeUnkindledAsh Petrus: "Force!" Andre; "FEET!"

@@Quillwell Devs: what should Blacksmith Andre use as a weapon? Miyazaki: feEt

NEEEEEERD!!!

This mans doin STRANGS

He also performed a frame perfect dodge

Put him in tekken already

He got that frame 4

13 if we count dropkick

" *_CATCH THESE LEGS_* "

Andre: ...feet, I was going to say feet

NPC fight club

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That one cleric: I cast heal! …Uh…Why didn’t I heal?

@@OtomostheCrazy Eh, more like: "I cast Regenerate! Ah, crap, too slow..."

Andre was meant to serve a much different role in the game before he was turned into the weapon smith, If you notice, he's the only character in the game who moves his mouth while talking, that's no oversight. He was meant to be the guy the whole story was centered around, and the one who'd help guide you in the story WAY early in development. However he's role kept shrinking more and more until eventually he was barely the same character. The statues that look like him are another asset that was created and reused in the final game.

​@@uberbyte7467Apparently something similar happened to Priscilla, hence she's the only boss with dialogue besides Gwyndolin. In the game's files, she is called "Heroine". Presumably her "Lifehunter" ability was intended to be used as the levelling up mechanic, as she can consume souls, which are lifeforce. Clearly this role was absorbed into the bonfire's functions. It is interesting that they compromised the two ideas for Elden Ring, by having Melina appear at Sites of Grace to upgrade the player.

@@Jupiter__001_ to add to this; according to the game director, the painted world was the first area ever made for dark souls, but they didn't know where to fit it into the world, but wanted to keep it, the phalanx enemy that is from the center of the area is also taken from demon's souls, depsite being redisned, they function very smilairly between games.

@@uberbyte7467 Cool. I think it worked pretty well, since it (the phalanx) looks like people who have been smeared together due to the degradation of the painting. The crow people also look like they are people who have been smudged and overlapped with a crow over the centuries.

​@@Jupiter__001_They really took the best of their past games and threw it into the ring. Did you like having a waifu that increases your body level? Take it. Don't you like returning to base every time you level up? Now your waifu travels with you. And they also brought back the dual weapon mechanic. I really wanted to have it in Dark Souls 3, I love holding weapons in both hands. Also, that soap thing was really funny. The only bad thing was the almost identical dungeons and repetitive bosses. And also the water dance of Maleniya. This looks fine for Sekiro, but for Ellen Ring's roll mechanic it's a strange decision(And in order to dodge, you need to feel that she wants to start the animation and escape in time. Or take advantage of the auto-aim vulnerability and run around her

and finish them off with the dropkick😍

he's got them yeet feet

You mean the drop kick cause he did that to a lot of them

@@HeartOfHallownest no the kick directly in the testicles

@@yikesmanchokay6706 oh that. Yep I saw that

@@HeartOfHallownest good

this should have more likes

Dark soles ....

@@ali12pro. Soles like your feet, it's a pun... yano, cause he keeps drop kicking everyone.

It already has a decent amount of likes.@@nostromo3523

HAHAHAH

Cmon, Carl. We should all be beyond thunderdome at this point.

The crow is wise. He who can fight, but chooses not to is wisest.

"It looks like you subscribed to my ~ *onlyhands* ~" -Andre, probably

@@MechaLeo Beowulf! Beowulf!

@@danghostman2814 “275 pounds of FOLDED STEEL and SEX APPEAL”

Chester…

@@darkmoonfox5275 yes you are correct.. let’s say only main game friendly npc

I was so butthurt when he didn’t start dropkicking me in Ds3

Andre still wins even if they have good rng's, andre can counter their rng's with his better rng's...

@@imjonathan6745 Award for every stupid anime argument starter ever, goes too. lol jk

You're not wrong, I decided to try this myself and patches wins 40% of the time while Logan is a bit more complicated, pre dukes archive he only won 20% of the time while post archives I decided to test more thoroughly since he won the first 10 fights. Out of 65 fights Andre won twice.

@@AutistikWaldo I feel Lautrec didn't get a fair fight here too. Maybe out of 10 fights he'd win more or maybe if here were given a larger arena instead

Any npc could with good rng

Nah they shouldn’t have even had a rematch, siegmeyer beat him, no one else got second tries. So as far as I’m concerned siegmeyer won.

@@matthewbutler9093 ill say if andre doesnt corner combo him he is fucked

Nah, Andre is like Mayweather or Jon Jones, first fight may be close, next time you getting outclassed

Um, excuse me, but the crow did not lose! It takes true wisdom to avoid a fight.

U gotta admit Andre at the end there looking kinda like a player controlled character

interestingly enough if you use a enemy randomizer he appears in the spawn pool as an enemy so he is programmed to be an enemy but he is set to a idle pose like the giant smith but becomes an enemy spawn when attacked

I heard that he was originally intended to be another gywn's son or something. Not really sure so don't quote me on that

@@coolpenguin5355 In the early stages that was true, but they appear to have changed their minds on it early on in development. I think it was from an art book and or interview that the info comes from.

Fucking moddle

@@Tallzom 😂

That's how you know when you're trash.

@@Setteri_ damn bro who hurt you ???

@@aliefalfino9278 LTG said that right after the strings line lol

I can’t read that without hearing him lmao

Carried diamond you are, cause you shine so bright

It’s cuz he fucking edgewalked over instead of a mad dash

He really said “shut up nerd”

His dmg is pathetic so yes. Itd be a miracle for him to kill anything thats not at most a hollow.

@@dexter_yours_truly unfortunately, he doesn't know any good miracles at all.

@@spectyyy nice one. Have a like

He would possibly only win against reah, not saying much she doesn't even get a weapon

Any thorulund is embarrasing