Longer video! This took SOOOOO much effort to stitch together. I had 3-4 different programs running, including 2 that I wrote myself for this. Hope you guys enjoy! ---the next video's also going to be a doozy :D BELOW IS HOW I PROGRAMMED THIS: Python program takes chat logs from Twitch API -> if chat says [certain string], convert to keyboard press -> keyboard press controls CEMU (wiiU emu). BAT program starts Python program -> wait 5 minutes -> close Python program -> repeat. AntiMicro with a Mayflash Magic NS for Nintendo Switch Pro Controller Joy-to-key so I can control the game when it's my turn. Stream Deck software for changing the overlay automatically every 5 minutes to "Crow Controls the Game" and "Chat controls the Game". I'm probably missing something but that's the gist.

Everyone: LETS BEAT BOTW That one person: BACKFLIP BACKFLIP BACKFLIP

Things chat loves: - backflips - killing link - parry - running away

shoutout to that one dude at 21:15 in chat who said "mom said it's chat's turn on the switch"

I love the fact that they found bomb arrows and IMMEDIATELY tried to kill Link without a second of hesitation.

Backflipping away from the lynel was probably the most same brain cell chat has ever been

Your belief in us is so unfounded, but the pride is so wholesome XD "here's a lynel" Backflip Backflip Backflip Backflip

Imagine the old man seeing this when Link got out. "Ok I get he has amnesia, but what the hell is this?"

Imagine being in the forrest, just enjoying the peace and tranquility of the woods, then some idiot with an axe starts backflipping and performing rituals around your cooking pot.

Chat: - Hasn't died for 5 seconds Crow: - "INCREDIBLE JOB!"

Crow whenever the chat does well sounds like a proud soccer mom

Things that chat shares the collective brain cell for: - Running from a Lynel - Killing Link - To get positive reinforcement from Eric

Today we learned that hiveminds only work if every individual is on the exact same wavelength. Obviously, this would result in a pretty good hivemind, what with the unified efforts and single goal. As you can see here, we simultaneously have people who are trying to actually play the game, people who want to sabotage/kill Link, sick speedrunners doing sick speedrunner strats, and, of course, the dudes in the back with a hard-on for backflipping. This is not a good hivemind.

this is why i hate group projects. i love people, i just don't trust them

Title could have been “BOTW but every 5 minutes link goes brain dead”

Crow seems to forget that chat sees events several seconds after they happen, making all timing impossible. That being said, it makes that guardian parry all the more impressive.

the fact chat tried to do the fall damage cancel at 2:30 amazes me

Meanwhile Zelda is at the castle watching link spasm around every 5 minutes for 5 minutes

Imagine being a Lynel and some random Hylian walks right up to you and just starts backflipping away

I like to imagine link didn’t heal right when he was asleep for 100 years, and every 10 minutes his traumatic brain injury flairs up.

It looks like Crow is the dad of the chat, teaching them how to drive for the first time, while panicking on the passenger seat 🤣

I just imagine Zelda watching Link and thinking... " Wtf is he doing? "

Every single incarnation of Link is controlling this body at once.

12:24 Crow cheering on chat sounds like someone telling their younger brother that they're doing really well

48:59 Wow that is some talent to pull off that chat impersonation, Crow

Crow: Be VERY F*CKING CAREFUL right now Chat: *Casually backflips into oblivion*

*Chat stands in front of a clearly impossible task* Crow: “Imagine if you do it though, that would be cool”

I was just desperately hoping for a flurry rush, and was genuinely excited when it happened for the first time against that Lynel.

crow: (gives chat Lynel) Chat: start backflipping, boys!

Crow: Okay we got this guys, all we need to do is turn left... Chat: Watch me do this flip

2:33 someone TRIED to do fall-damage-cancel

Chat: *Backflips into the wall* PointCrow: "Nice, nice we're almost there."

List of times chat was useful! [will be editing this.] 2:34 Chat tries to actually do a fall damage cancel. 3:39 Chat regains the axe for Crow, and actually worked together to move forwards. 4:17 Chat escapes skele-monsters. 5:03 Chat kills bokoblin/s. 8:08 CHat uses a paraglider. 9:26 Chat obliterates Guardian. [I would continue this but I am tired as heck. Gn]

2:32 Did someone attempt to do a fall damage cancel? What a legend

That moment where chat can parry better than you.

Imagine being ganon and watching the chosen hero flop around thinking wtf this is the guy that’s supposed to kill me???he needs a doctor

How can TWITCH CHAT parry a guardian when I still struggle with Bokoblins?!

I wonder what this would look like with more expertise/coordination. Imagine a chat full of speedrunners.

Chat: Tries to figure out the best way to use this crappy control scheme to perform the most basic actions. Crow: hErE's A lYnEl GuYs

Chat by cliff: I'm ready! how bout you?! Chat in front of Lynel, for sure imminent death: I'm not ready to die

i've never seen a streamer be genuinely supportive of their chat

27:39 Crow went through all 5 stages of grief within like 30 seconds and I can’t stop laughing

2:33 Is it just me or did it look like they were trying to fall damage cancel? Like they obviously were going to fail, but still

2:30 i’m laughing at the fact that chat was split between killing themselves and trying to do the tech to not take damage from falling, and what makes it even funnier is they almost pulled it off

Chat: desperately backflipping, parrying, and sidestepping to stay alive. Dying over and over in the process. Pointcrow, wholesome chat mother: YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Imagine if the game actually performed every Y attack you did in a flurry rush and chat all spammed it at once. Lynel? More like dinner in one shot.

4:00 Here you can see point crow gains faith in his twitch chat For a mere 3 seconds And then They kill themselves

*”Botw but ever five minutes Link has a stroke”*

Tbh I really like the idea of your chat being able to literally play your game and you talk to them about what they are doing, not only does it give you the chance to call them a coward like they do you lmfao and it builds your community immensely

Crow acting like a proud dad is just the most wholesome thing and I live for it

Crow: Okay guys we just need to go to the right What 1% of chat hears: Okay guys we need to go right What 99% of chat hears: DO A BACKFLIP

i like how they can both impress crow and disappoint him at once

"Italian old man is about to have a coniption."

"What if... You wanted to beat Ganon." "But chat said: Backflip"

(2:33) Looked like they wanted to do a Throw-Cancel... at least Chat was trying.

5:29 Crow: Be careful! Chat: Proceeds to back flip into the void

5:05 : *the hivemind grows in power*

Eric just sounds like he's talking to a bunch of 5 year olds lmaooo Okay go forward and hit A... forward and A. Forward. A. Mash Y, c'mon guys you got this! You don't got this... and Link's dead... Chat is so chaotic I'm living for this, sincerely wish I could've made it to the stream 😭 Edit: Watching him get hype when they accomplished something is so great but it's also fun seeing him patiently sit there, silently somewhat defeated, waiting for them to stop blowing themselves up with bomb arrows 😂

These guys are like an AI that you keep training but it doesn't get any smarter.

The real definition of “backseat gaming”

*when the chat parries better than Crow*

What if... you wanted to progress But chat said "Backflip"

I love how chat tried to do a fall damage cancel at 2:31

"I see, you are gonna safely go into the shrine to avoid the enemie- and you blew up" you were too optimistic

the funniest part was probably when chat got the bomb arrows right after they died to the guardian and like 5 fairies. i dies at that part literally

Who else was raging as they had the perfect spot in multiple situations and JUST ONE TROLL HAD TO SCREW IT UP

The feel like the chat is a puppy learning new tricks as crow just yells controls at them until they get it right and then he says “good job!!”

This is so intricate- I really appreciate all the time he put into this

chat: We need more training Also the chat: B A C K F L I P

Crow: **goes to cliff** Chat: *SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE P R I V I L I G E S*

The Italian old man is killing me 😂 This whole video is so hilarious!

10:55 love that chat unanimously agrees to backflip away.

Zelda: link, you need to save hyrule Link: starts backflipping once he wakes up and suicide

Suggestion: Can I beat Breath of the Wild on the Best Buy/Target/Gamestop demo before they kick me out?

the chat unanimously running away from the lynel 😂

Chat: gets bomb arrows Also chat: So you have chosen death, Link

"You need to survive this next round, or we are going to die" Ahh yes the floor here is made out of floor.

Eric: "Backflip is your friend :)" Also Eric: "STOP RUNNING AWAY COWARDS"

"we hit him tho thats progress" his last ounce of optimism

Imagine being the old man and seeing Link finally awake, and you’re like “Hyrule can be saved!” And then he has a seizure and falls off a cliff.

37:34 Genuinely thought Crow was going to say, "If you're just following, you're not subscribed but just following, what I need you to do is subscribe."

Presenting: Your little cousin came over to your House and want to play at all cost simulator

2:30 god for a split second I thought chat was about to somehow pull off the fall damage cancel. I would've lost my mind

Chat: *does something COMPLETELY by accident* Crow: ok I see what u guys are doing 🙂

this is like if Link was taken out of the Shrine of Resurrection too early, resulting in a frontal lobe thats akin to an underdone loaf of bread thats still gooey in the middle

This might have been someone's first time playing botw

My favorite comment from this entire stream was, “LEARN TO PARRY SCRUBBBB”

I'm so glad that I stumbled across this is the most wholesome I have ever seen Twitch chat be in playing anything, I legit got choked up a bit.

Point Crow: How Many backflips do you want??? CHAT: YES

There were just some chat members who want to watch the world burn.

this is like watching ur little sibling play

Chat: gets 1 hit Crow: you almost beat it!

2:36 "eEhHhEeHhehhH"

Crow: “Guys, be careful!” Chat: **backflips off the ledge**

Crow: A-L do this, L- Z do this me who’s name starts with L: *nervous breathing*

I love how as soon as they're off the Great Plateau, it turns into "How much can Crow get done, and still get them face to face with a serious enemy before his time runs out?"

This has to be the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. 😂😂😂😂

"Mom, can we get BOTW?" "No, we have BOTW at home" *BOTW at home:*

Link gets possessed by hundreds of people who can’t get along (colorized)

51:50 (Zelda): The face you make when you realise your true love is a spas controlled by thousands of voices inside his head