Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?
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You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time. There are a lot of ways to approach any given problem in the game, but the last 25 years of my life have been kinda stressful. I wanna go back to a simpler time when people got their hands dirty. Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
For the first time in Mitten Squad history I can say that this video is sponsored by Ubisoft. You've seen me play Elmo's Number Apocalypse, you know I love numbers, and Ubisoft loves them too. That’s why they’re donating $25,000 to Able Gamers, a charity that’s helped thousands of disabled people around the globe experience the kind of stories you can only find in world of video games. In addition to the massive donation, Ubisoft borrowed the machete they let me borrow from them to slash the prices Far Cry 3, 4, and 5 to an incredibly $3, $6, and $9 respectively. And with Far Cry 6 to to be born on October 7, you’ve got the entire summer to experience some of the most chaotic fun the world of video games has to offer. Use your favorite finger to click the link at the top of the video description to check out the games and for more information on where Ubisoft taking Far Cry next, make sure to tune into Ubisoft Forward on Saturday June 12th at 12PM PT. That’s 3PM EST if you’re in the bEST time zone.
Our story begins, as so many stories do, on the bus with an old man, a passport, and a monkey. You can think of Pagan Min as the moose in charge of our little mountain retreat. My escort and I signed up for 2 very different experiences. I wanted the torture, but he took it for himself and left me sweaterless with the disgusting ocean food. You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where the plastic lives. I left what's his name behind, Sable rescued me, I took my time walking to the car, didn't get to play with the elephant, I practiced not shooting anyone with a gun by not shooting anyone with a gun and got pretty good at not shooting anyone by the time I stopped not shooting anyone. A tree had a wild night and before I could spell machete I found myself ankle keep in a raging war for the nation Kyrat.
@epsilon3569 3 жыл бұрын
"You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where they plastic lives." -Mitten, 2021
@PerturaBased 3 жыл бұрын
Is he wrong ?
@angelman906 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeetleBuns yeah, those scuba divers are viscous creatures.
@longleaf1217 3 жыл бұрын
so true though. so true.
@justinweber4977 3 жыл бұрын
Mitten "Paul" Squad III, Esq. Vote him as your representative today.
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 жыл бұрын
@@angelman906 viscous or vicious?
@PresidentAutumn 3 жыл бұрын
“Can you beat Far Cry 4 without attacking anything?” Just sits there and gets the secret ending at the beginning.
@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 3 жыл бұрын
I recall not paying attention when I was starting, ole pagan chattering away.. Next thing I know I'm seeing credits roll 🤣
@johnm3907 3 жыл бұрын
@@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 that didnt happen.
@timmy67888ts 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnm3907 yes it did lol if you just sit there and wait a while when Pagan walks away and tells you to wait, he comes back and the game is over
@luckoftheirish8708 3 жыл бұрын
@@timmy67888ts no, you actually do a little bit. It doesn’t just immediately end
@kclink1579 3 жыл бұрын
Well now it's not
@lucianbrown6228 6 ай бұрын
Rest In Peace Man I loved your videos wish you still here to make more
@BankeyMan123 3 жыл бұрын
I disagree
@Selfish_Neurotic 3 жыл бұрын
"African or European?"
@schloompy6985 3 жыл бұрын
3 is the best homie
@Opptios 3 жыл бұрын
@@schloompy6985 I am sorry do you wipe your ass sitting down?
@lix3r 3 жыл бұрын
@@Opptios I know right, get a load of this guy
@Magicpants34484 3 жыл бұрын
“Cancer is the worst cancer”
@Doctorwhofan451 3 жыл бұрын
Look at my little baby boy 😢 getting his first sponsor. He's finally a man.
@slacktivism05 3 жыл бұрын
and not by Raid Shadow Legends thankfully
@kengyouseng8426 3 жыл бұрын
Not a virgin anymore
@skrubby160 3 жыл бұрын
They grow up so fast😢
@villings 3 жыл бұрын
@@slacktivism05 or that plastic wallet thing
@JJ_Jonah 3 жыл бұрын
@@villings or ‘honey’
@DyoKasparov 3 жыл бұрын
"The hostages went and got themselves ito a hostage situation" is my fav quote of the video
@Eli-akad 3 жыл бұрын
I’m seeing this comment prior to watching the vid and without context that shit funny asl🤣
@Lickicker 3 жыл бұрын
I liked the very first quote better, "you cant deny that far cry 4 was arguably the best far cry 4 ever" just a nice way of saying definitely not the best far cry game
@DyoKasparov 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lickicker As long as it doesn't crash if you explode a barrel in a cave then yeah it's the best Far Cry 4 ever :D
@rebelgaming1.5.14 3 жыл бұрын
@@DyoKasparov Game good. Very annoying when you get your skull bashed in by a soldier for the 500th time trying to liberate an Outpost though.
@DyoKasparov 3 жыл бұрын
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 oh i never had problems with the difficulty, i love tryina go stealth :D but the game had this really annoying bug on pc and consoles where it would freeze and crash if you go too wild in caves, it's not only barrels but explosions in general can crash your game if u do it in caves One more thing, forts were easier than outposts imho
@Griffen329 3 жыл бұрын
“I used every tactic imaginable to stop this truck. I threw a box at it. It did nothing. I moved on with my life”
@Real_Crux 3 ай бұрын
Really sad knowing he's gone, rest in peace man
@t7mf 3 жыл бұрын
“the beginning is probably the hardest part of the early game” -mittensquad 2021
@nickmontalbano9573 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes…my favorite “Get Tricked into Being a Terrorist” game.
@D-FENS33 3 жыл бұрын
Even Sabal and Amita, who I hate, aren't terrorists. But they become just as bad as Pagan Min. Pagan is likable because he's nice to the protagonist, but his rule is tyrannical and should be rebelled against (which isn't terrorism because civilians aren't deliberately attacked).
@angelman906 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeetleBuns no, terrorism is violence and or intimidation used for a political agenda.
@paranoiia8 3 жыл бұрын
@Hongding Zhou actually there is no country/place that end well after rebellion, with trigger happy people that have no idea how to manage country and relations with other countries that are not happy to deal with them due to lack of knowledge in politic. Most of Rebellions end in chaos that end in corrupted pseudo demotratic system like eg in Ukraine. That get semi-clean after some time, like eg in Poland, but people still mentally are morons in term of politic so its never good... especially today when its get even more chaotic because of all that political correctness and another group that try to push their agenda...
@bencegergohocz5988 3 жыл бұрын
I'm playing far cry 4 right now... I started with the secret ending and i already know what kyrat ends up under either of those 2 dipshits so not being able to side with Pagen is pretty annoying. Also, if you don't like us calling them terrorists. We can go with Relegious extremist and Drog baron too.
@snkybrki 3 жыл бұрын
@@paranoiia8 It's often worth the risk. Try saying that to the North Korean citizens starving to death. They'd agree because they were taught at birth that their leader is a literal god, but still.
@zoro4661WasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not playing the game - I AM the game! And it was rigged from the start." Holy shit, what a quote
@studmuffin5953 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that part of the new Vegas quote? “It was rigged from the start”
@zoro4661WasTaken 2 жыл бұрын
@@studmuffin5953 That's the reference he made, yeah "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
@onyx7117 6 ай бұрын
just got this in my recommended… rest in peace Paul. may the real game begin in heaven.
@TheUnnervingCellist 5 ай бұрын
Wait. Is the guy dead?
@onyx7117 5 ай бұрын
@@TheUnnervingCellist yep
@TheUnnervingCellist 5 ай бұрын
@@onyx7117 that sucks. How?
@onyx7117 5 ай бұрын
@@TheUnnervingCellist he suffocated to death in his sleep after passing out on the couch after a night of drinking. really sad stuff. he’d been apparently trying to sober up these last few months too.
@TheUnnervingCellist 5 ай бұрын
@@onyx7117 fuck man. That's dark and sad. I love his videos..
@WhitekidCvsual 3 жыл бұрын
Never expected a sponsored video, damn man... finally hittin’ puberty and growing them kneecaps? (“Babies don’t get kneecaps until they hit puberty” - Paul, “Can you beat fallout 3 as a baby”)
@GreebusBleeb 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you cited in MLA style
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 жыл бұрын
@@GreebusBleeb they forgot the closed parentheses but otherwise good.
@pavanteja5176 3 ай бұрын
rip
@ericfreel9923 3 жыл бұрын
"Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas by ordering cheap Chinese takeout and using the chopsticks on the controller"
@kooshkangaroo 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda fucked. Hard enough challenge as is. Dont have to make it cheap chinese food.
@Crowvithian 3 жыл бұрын
More like can you beat FNV after eating cheap Chinese takeout and not shit yourself
@PurpVertigo69420 3 жыл бұрын
Who hurt you?
@noodles466 3 жыл бұрын
@@PurpVertigo69420 😂
@artmis-eb6so 3 жыл бұрын
Thats sounds like a challenge for Senza
@alwaysjordan7032 3 жыл бұрын
“A gun isn’t a knife” *insert meme of Hannibal Burress staring at his own hands*
@__sanchez2094 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wouldn't you like to know what's there in Hannibal's hands?
@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever lol
@nicklaskirkeby3921 3 жыл бұрын
“You CANT DENY, that far cry 4 was ARGUABLY the best FAR CRY 4” No i really can’t deny that😂
@merskyman2449 3 жыл бұрын
But it also was a great far cry one of my favorite anyway
@geordi5054 3 жыл бұрын
Just as long as he doesn't say that to a Far Cry fan.
@fridgeonwheels5622 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer FC2
@mcmuffinstuffer1217 3 жыл бұрын
First game I played on PS4, also what got me into shooter games. It’s great, a nice open world game that would have personally been better if I already knew what L3 and R3 were. 7/10 cool game
@z54964380 3 жыл бұрын
@@geordi5054 Well he can because there isn’t any other Far Cry 4, so it’s the best and the worst lol
@JohnDoe-fw9ty 3 жыл бұрын
"This isn't an intervention though, I was always more of a WA2000 kind of guy" Me and mitten squad would get along swimmingly
@armouredjester1622 3 жыл бұрын
Is there room in this debate for the mighty Dragunov, or are we just comparing lesser rifles?
@Eoniclipse 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the fact you purposefully ignored the "Intervention" part of that phrase
@BradTheAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
@@armouredjester1622 ew
@justinfarmer7460 3 жыл бұрын
Always loved that rifle haha
@SkipTheKip 3 жыл бұрын
Intervention is just a dollar store .50 BMG rifle. WA2000 is what the chad 47 loves to use
@ViridisGames 3 жыл бұрын
“In my drinking days...” - MittenSquad 2021 *everyone liked that* ♥️
@magentuspriest 3 жыл бұрын
What's the timestamp?
@ViridisGames 3 жыл бұрын
@@magentuspriest 18:25
@saulgallagher5668 3 жыл бұрын
Now they're only drinking nights
@Nerbto 3 жыл бұрын
@@saulgallagher5668 :(
@cyphersloth4479 3 ай бұрын
27:00 "Gone, but not forgotten" that one hurts RIP
@tobasco_jones6160 6 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace, Paul (aka mittensquad) ❤ love you brother
@TrayTerra 3 жыл бұрын
**starts game** **enjoys crab rangoon** **spends quality time with father** **beats game with only a knife**
@amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828 3 жыл бұрын
"and saved the town with my secret super power, CRIME." -Mitten squad 2021.
@somedude6833 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh a superhero who fights crime using crime would be funny.
@milohdd 3 жыл бұрын
@@somedude6833 isnt that just batman
@somedude6833 3 жыл бұрын
@@milohdd yes but Batman can’t shoot fire out of his fingers to commit arson.
@mateoreyes6921 3 жыл бұрын
@@somedude6833 So......Deadpool?
@elcatrinc1996 3 жыл бұрын
It still hurts me thatthey removed the healing system after this game, snapping your fingers and popping your limbs back in place was a really funny and unique mechanic
@MoistCrunchy 3 жыл бұрын
Then how do you heal in far cry 5??
@elcatrinc1996 3 жыл бұрын
@@MoistCrunchy as far as i remember you only inject the typical magic needle or put a bandage over a droken arm, nothing more, no taking glass shards out of your arms, no biting bullets out of your limbs, no fixing your broken foot by twisting it back in place
@elcatrinc1996 3 жыл бұрын
@Harrison Hughes (Student) I hate being wrong, but its worse, so i feel even dumber, i really hope they put the older system in the new game, i really fucking hope (or at least a mod for it)
@unclefilthy848 2 жыл бұрын
It was much better in far cry 2, getting blown up by a grenade and ONLY yanking some jagged metal outta your forearm wrapping it up and truckin' on was so badass
@elcatrinc1996 2 жыл бұрын
@@unclefilthy848 Yeah, and in the original Far Cry, literally pulling out wire trapped in your leg VERTICALLY, or poping back your fucking hand in place
@Shadow-hd7yl 3 жыл бұрын
“But how can a big bird be in the sky when birds don’t real” this had me absolutely dead
@planetbob6703 3 жыл бұрын
22:19 "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start." *(Bang)* "Hey, you! You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush."
@ferdinandroig3460 3 жыл бұрын
Truth is, the real game never began.
@Crowvithian 3 жыл бұрын
Truth is, You both just lost the game.
@alvinnarciso6130 3 жыл бұрын
"you know I love numbers" I don't know why but that just makes me laugh lol
@HelheimMudkip 3 жыл бұрын
Elmo's Number Adventure flashbacks
@RareEarthSeries 2 жыл бұрын
"That's where the plastic lives" is an incredible line
@tripperedd4948 6 ай бұрын
It’s too sad too be true bro I loved your far cry videos and now hearing your passing😢😢 this can’t be true man
@OG_DouG 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, nice sponsor you got there, Paul! Wonder how many shopping carts you can save with that money
@MittenSquad 3 жыл бұрын
It will never be enough
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
@@MittenSquad no amount will ever be enough
@potatonite2340 3 жыл бұрын
@@MittenSquad Damn you're a member of your own channel? Now that's what I call being a self-starter.
@Hatman_Hans 3 жыл бұрын
“I punished Kyrat’s endangered species list by adding me to it” is probably the strangest yet most badass line I’ve heard in a while
@sharmanik3740 6 ай бұрын
RIP King :(
@Ivanstov 6 ай бұрын
RIP Paul... coming back to one of my favs in memory. Gonna miss your content dude
@PerturaBased 3 жыл бұрын
"far cry 4 is the best far cry 4 from all time" agreed mate
@LocoMe4u 3 жыл бұрын
0:00 yeah because if you compare it to FC3 or FCprimal, it's a honky dory poo
@I_am_Mazki 3 жыл бұрын
May be a unpopular opinions but my preference is farcry 4 when it comes to best farcry 4
@elonleon4452 3 жыл бұрын
Compare it to anything else, then its just "okay i guess".
@dakotafrank8595 3 жыл бұрын
I think far cry 4 is better tho
@KayJay940 3 жыл бұрын
You think its ironic until you you word swap in fallout4 and are like 'oh'.
@liambutcher5704 3 жыл бұрын
"The sight of a wilds Mittens Squad sprinting towards them..." - Terrifying thought!
@wumqyy 6 ай бұрын
Rip mitten squad bro i already miss you you have given so much memories for my childhood everyday i would look up your KZfaq and watch so many of your videos man i love you man fly high 🕊️🫶🙏
@bobassripper1094 6 ай бұрын
Rest in peace you angel amongst men
@ScourgeTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
I like how like a third of this video is just Paul being chased by rhinos
@Nolan12_11 3 жыл бұрын
“We can’t expect god to do all the work”
@moodygurlification 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Richthofen on you
@jeezlol 3 жыл бұрын
@@moodygurlification i’m getting dempsey on richtofen
@joakimberg7897 3 жыл бұрын
WHO is on your profile picture Nikolai?
@I_am_ENSanity 3 жыл бұрын
"Far Cry 4 was the best Far Cry 4 of all time" You can't argue with that logic.
@cartjeb 5 ай бұрын
Wonderful to hear his voice again
@gaymohammed3137 5 ай бұрын
I hope his videos never get deleted. I don't know why but this death of a known "stranger" kinda hit hard. Knowing his past.
@spellicup5286 3 жыл бұрын
Clicked faster than my Ford raptor driving through the orphanage
@arthurmernard5879 3 жыл бұрын
Mine was a chevy Silverado
@masatakaoniwa5185 3 жыл бұрын
Actual question: wasn’t the “machete” called a kukri?
@AgentElmer 3 жыл бұрын
He is using a kukri machete. It’s technically an machete with a kukri shape. A kukri is simply the type or shape of the blade. So basically he is using both.
@punkrocker1377 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgentElmer kukris are typically that shape. They're Nepalese machetes. A kukri IS a machete. And a plate. And a skinning knife. And a bunch of other shit.
@masatakaoniwa5185 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgentElmer oh thanks i was actually curious 😅
@LegendStormcrow 3 жыл бұрын
@@punkrocker1377 kukri is what you want it to be.
@yoo-hoo3886 3 жыл бұрын
Knife is knife
@Milk_Man_Plays 6 ай бұрын
God be with this man I’m so sorry he had to leave us so soon
@philipppaul9717 5 ай бұрын
what happend
@Someone-hv7tv 4 ай бұрын
@@philipppaul9717he died most likely due to his alcohol addiction. It sucks because he was sober for a few months before going back to it hard again
@ryancameron3457 3 жыл бұрын
18:32 “in my drinking days…” I’m glad he got the help he needed, and that it’s improved the effort he puts into his runs. Happy to see someone succeeding in recovery!
@jacobharris378 Жыл бұрын
It was sarcasm
@andrewcody2181 6 ай бұрын
Welp this aged terribly rip MS
@farmgoat9372 3 жыл бұрын
"I climbed the same way I live my life, no way down" -Paul
@ankleblad4727 3 жыл бұрын
The Man, the Myth, the LEGEND
@eracer166 3 жыл бұрын
The gameplay in this actually looks like it needs some skill, like those parkour parts.
@Starchaser38 3 жыл бұрын
Only medium tactics-wise skill. It doesn't require much even on the highest difficulty, unless you come up with some challenges like this one for yourself. But, of course, there is a lot of point in playing with skill and being creative. That is one of the most noticeable traits of the series.
@maxmanramfan 3 жыл бұрын
Good to have you back Paul, hope things are going well for you. I know your struggles aren't a race where you cross a finish line and it's all behind you, but we're rooting for you every day to keep up that good fight. Also, the video's great as always, looking forwards to the next one!
@kevinsundelin8639 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@mlgtactics9911 6 ай бұрын
@@kevinsundelin8639...
@Nexus_Simulations 5 ай бұрын
This aged like fine wine. He's starting the real game in heaven, far from any struggle he had.
@shadestorm4049 3 жыл бұрын
the "that's where the plastic lives." comment really got me lmfao.
@bryanlennox1441 3 жыл бұрын
I love you mitten, I hope you’re doing better. Stay strong king. ❤️
@oldsif645 3 жыл бұрын
From how he sounded during the sponsorship i dont think he is, i think he might be financially struggling
@GraverGaming 3 жыл бұрын
“ The first 25 years of my life have been stressful “ , if that isn’t relatable , I don’t know is what is . Also Paul’s personality made it almost impossible to k ow if he was being sarcastic during the sponsor
@Kryptnyt 3 жыл бұрын
I have bad news about the next number of years to come, but regardless, everything is gonna be alright.
@buster6899 3 жыл бұрын
25 minutes to say “the real game began.” This is a new record
@petersonl1008 3 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. "Used all the liquid inside my body as paint on the mountain.."
@ARipeBanana 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, a mitten squad upload! I sure hope it isn't him torturing hims- *Oh.*
@thedootlord 3 жыл бұрын
HEY BANANA
@TheSaltiestOne 3 жыл бұрын
ıdk what ur expecting he always tortures himself
@mikerrnm 3 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@andrewv018 3 жыл бұрын
Do “can you beat far cry 4 without attacking anything” and then just do the Easter egg ending where you stay there for 15 minutes
@yodaboyisreal3748 3 жыл бұрын
"Back in my drinking days" proud of ya buddy
@retrodarktrooper6372 2 жыл бұрын
He does crack now
@climbhigher6813 2 жыл бұрын
I hope he is free from the addiction. That shit is not pretty.
@fernandozamorano4627 3 жыл бұрын
“I sharpened my knife on a rhino! Thats it.” 😂
@brandynblackett9652 2 жыл бұрын
It was a hippo
@vampireeric1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm always amazed at how good this game looks. It's so old even back in the day it was so beautiful and ran really smooth.
@pweefypweef4089 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Bethesda wtf? If Ubersoft can make vidya game work surely you can too.
@heronekkotheanimer7386 3 жыл бұрын
So proud of Paul and all the achievements that the channel has gotten. The real game is almost beginning.
@abrahamwashington8579 3 жыл бұрын
Yup the sneaky mission at the party is literally the hardest mission I have ever played. Took hours for me to learn all the guards routes and where to go
@castlebravo956 6 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, old friend...
@morj5184 3 жыл бұрын
That "back in my drinking days" made me proud dude. Glad you're doing better for yourself!
@magentuspriest 3 жыл бұрын
When did he say it?
@doomsday9831 3 жыл бұрын
@@magentuspriest 18:25 or sum
@colins4050 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god, i wonder how much Ratatouille figurines you can buy with that sponsorship
@stevemac6707 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the best humour on KZfaq. Incredibly well written and the dry, deadpan delivery is perfect every time. Massive respect Mr Mittens 👍
@beywheelzhater8930 3 жыл бұрын
Idea- Fallout 4; paranoid packrat run In a nutshell, this run is meant to summarize what it feels to constantly go over the weight limit in a game, to have a load of junk in your inventory and be hellbent on using it. I chose fallout 4 specifically because of the use of a crafting system making junk more useful This run has but a few rules, the most notable You can't drop items, the only reason things should leave your inventory is giving it to someone (such as a companion to hold [unless you ban this]) or using it to craft something, if you want, you can even ban the use of selling. This run isn't made to be fun, it isn't made to be impossible, it is just made to be inconvenient. As you go on, you will constantly have to question if you can pick up an item, wondering if you can afford to take that rocket launcher or that oh so heavy armor on the ground. If you aren't careful, the weight of it all will creep on you, making you have to slowly walk around, knowing how much footage you will need to cut to avoid boring your sadistic audience
@TrayTerra 3 жыл бұрын
4:04 “With no time to spare, I sped towards the town on my all-terrain Venomoth.” Me: …I’ve gotta get me one of those.
@trevoreklof1088 3 жыл бұрын
The real question is can far cry 4 beat you with a machete
@russellg5022 3 жыл бұрын
"Like most hideous fungal infections, Yuma was hiding out in an abandoned cave." God bless you, sir.
@tapioca8436 3 жыл бұрын
“Can you beat ______ without insulting the game and losing your sponsor”
@magentuspriest 3 жыл бұрын
His humor has gotten a lot more subtle and funny since he tossed the sauce in the trashcan. Missed you Mitten :)
@tylordio3802 3 жыл бұрын
“The hostages went and got themselves into a hostage situation” was wonderful lmfao
@odd29918 3 жыл бұрын
Paul: "This video is sponsored by Ubisoft" *Everybody Liked That*
@uttersdacow9580 2 жыл бұрын
Also paul "I hate far cry 3"
@henrikstrand381 4 ай бұрын
Saw a video on my recommended page, was mindfucked for a few sec, until I saw it was 2 years old.. I'm gonna miss all your videos, but I will probably miss the Fallout videos most of all❤🥀
@josephdavidson9721 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing videos from this channel come up in my feed or notifications is such a good feeling, almost enough to make a man cry. It's so good to see you making content again.
@gabrielnorwood3464 3 жыл бұрын
"Can you beat The Outer Worlds if you kill everything you see?"
@jdawg1178 3 жыл бұрын
I’d watch that at least 3/4 of a time
@ItsCrayon 3 жыл бұрын
*I have some bad new for ya* the comet beat ya to it.
@averageguy9549 3 жыл бұрын
You can yes
@nome9752 3 жыл бұрын
beating outer world is a challenge itself
@garthshark119 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see you back, I hope your break went well and you were able to find the peace and help you were looking for
@kasenmiller5965 5 ай бұрын
miss you paul
@courier6960 3 жыл бұрын
6:24 truly, you flawlessly integrated the sponsorship into that sentence.
@jamestheaverageman6959 3 жыл бұрын
listening to him talk for 30 minutes cured my headache
@tonymdigregorio 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you are back man and hope you are doing well. Thanks for the great content!
@DatFelryn 3 жыл бұрын
glad to see you getting big sponsorships that go in line with your style of videos. much deserved.
@glennraby8057 3 жыл бұрын
God I love this man, maybe this man is god? His sense of humor is godlike so who knows
@arguspanoptes3853 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Farcry 4 is indeed the best Farcry 4. Gotta love that famous Mitten Squad wisdom
@runawaycatwithbreadaroundm2512 3 жыл бұрын
Glad your back and are trying to get your life together. Your path won't be easy, all you can do is just try and stay busy and keep your mind occupied. Much love and respect.
@probablynotdanny4384 3 жыл бұрын
We missed you man. I'm really glad to see you uploading content, and such good content. I hope you're feeling better.
@kyso2.031 3 жыл бұрын
“The elephant inside me will now destroy this nation”-mitten squad 2021
@kevinlowe530 3 жыл бұрын
“The best Far Cry 4 of all time” Are you sure?
@SykoLiu 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he's going to alienate a LOT of people with that. We all know that Far Cry 4 was a far better Far Cry 4 than Far Cry 4.
@jacobholloman1790 3 жыл бұрын
@@SykoLiu to be honest I think that super Mario party is the best far cry 4 of all time
@dogwithhat2854 3 жыл бұрын
@@SykoLiu I disagree with you. In my opinion, Far Cry 4 is the superior game.
@ethan.b1247 3 жыл бұрын
@@dogwithhat2854 listen here you little shit, far cry 4 is obviously better than far cry 4.
@Anonymous-fk6tm 3 жыл бұрын
@@SykoLiu I say Far Cry 4 is the better Far Cry 4,because Far Cry 4 has better graphics than Far Cry 4,better gameplay than Far Cry 4 and better story than Far Cry 4.I say sometimes Far Cry 4 has better features than Far Cry 4, but Far Cry 4 is still the better Far Cry 4.
@sbsftw4232 3 жыл бұрын
You have to be one of the best writers on KZfaq. Seriously, every sentence is an adventure. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us!
@allgoodnamesaretaken6145 3 жыл бұрын
The dry sense of humour and incredible comedic timing are absolutely watering my crops, loving it
@abdullahirfan9991 3 жыл бұрын
Mitten squad:*gets a sponsor* Me:I raised that boy
@GreebusBleeb 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, genuine congratulations on the sponsorship! Hope it pays a lot of rent.
@davidward3091 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you are back! Thank you so much!!!!
@EliasGrimm420 3 жыл бұрын
congrats on the sponsorship! super glad to see you back, you've been missed greatly.
@Ethan-pd1ju 3 жыл бұрын
"This isn't an intervention, I'm more of a wa2000 type of guy" ~Mitten Squad
@terthert 3 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned farcry 5 and going to space, I immediately thought about beating the lost on Mars DLC with only fists or power gloves
@tpxswee7802 3 жыл бұрын
glad your back to your regular upload schedule hope your doing well stay strong brother :)
@ColemanTheShiningStar 3 жыл бұрын
I have not watched this channel in a year and this channel is just as good
@supremekinggaiseric7779 3 жыл бұрын
That "All Terrain Venomoth" reference was top tier
@headsgrowback1 3 жыл бұрын
You know, this is really close to another challenge: beating Kingdom Come Deliverance with only your fists.
@jacobpream6356 3 жыл бұрын
Stoked for the sponsorship. I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes to, “getting stuck in a 3-sided hole.” Lol
@nostanater1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you're back, man. I hope you're feeling better.
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