Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess?
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3 жыл бұрынThere was an idea, to bring together a group of remarkable creatures, to see if they could become something more. So when I needed them, they could fight the battles that I never could. Then, one day, after that team was brought together, a pair of twins birthed by the lord of hell himself, Jeff Bezos, killed one of the members of my elite team. Now, it's payback time. Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess?
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Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess? (in text form)
You’re probably wondering how I got from payback for a fallen friend to Disney princesses. It makes sense, just hear me out. Ya see, Disney movies are all about 3 things: love, honesty, and friendship, and money, and selling merchandise, and becoming a monopoly. The primary key in the Disney table that links it to the Murder table is friends. But we need to take it a step further, we’re not real enough yet. Look outside. See any animals? I doubt it, most of them are dead, but believe it or not they’re our friends. The problem is, they don’t know it yet. If I still love my dead dog’s ashes enough to make jokes about them, imagine how brutally I could smother a giant feral rat with my love. I want a pack of wild animals to love me, that’s why I’m a Disney princess, they like animals.
To take a step back, to examine this from the comfort of a new paragraph, this is like the Fallout New Vegas Necromancer video only instead of resurrecting dead bodies and turning them into my companions, I’ve mastered the art of seduction and can make any wilderness creature weak enough in the knees that it’s practically begging to do anything I say. There’s just one small setback, because there always is. We’re well into 2021 now, it’s been an entire week at this point, everything must be as inconvenient and annoying as possible. It’s like a board game with your grandpa. You play Monopoly, there’s an argument about money, he says something about the war, you try to explain how real money is just as fake as the money you’re playing with, he shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist. A simple game turned into a mildly inconvenient evening. Did you think it was a real gun? Why would we let Grandpa have a real gun. All this means is its time for his medication. Sorry Josh, no consensual homicide this time.
I got lost there for a second. Let’s get back to the beginning of the game. It was, ya know, pretty normal. I chose a woman as my race and made her as much like Cinderella as I possibly could. I thought maybe we were due for a tornado or something what with the sky and all. Alduin showed up and made the sky piss fire, I got my vision back, entered the keep, took a bucket, and went outside because I’ve got to do. I used two mods to make this work. One allows up to 100 companions, as well as a bunch of other really useful stuff that I never used, and the other lets you tame any animal. But the Animal Taming mod uses spells for this. First you use a charm spell like Calm or Pacify to sooth the wild beast then you blast it with the Tame Animal spell and it’s yours. If you didn’t know there was a Tame Animal spell in Skyrim, it’s because there isn’t. It’s added by the mod and you can only get it from a certain someone inside the College of Winterhold. So not only do I have to get in there, I have to be able to afford the 2800 gold spell. You know what that means.
@MittenSquad 3 жыл бұрын
Mods used in this video: EFF - Extensive Follower Framework: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/7003 Simple Animal Followers: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/31170
@mark9960 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't use any mods to beef up the dragons seeing how the vanilla dragons are just flying loot boxes.
@ryanmarchese2250 3 жыл бұрын
This cured my depression for 26 minutes. Thanks Paul
@xapaperrollpaper3431 3 жыл бұрын
This could be the simp challenge to
@elcheems4861 3 жыл бұрын
Hey my name is Jhonathan just one quick question can you beat fallout 4 with the cryolator
@CoomerDegenerate 3 жыл бұрын
Can you beat Fall out 4 without a twist
@BunnyCrypt 3 жыл бұрын
"I changed my mind, I'm not a Disney princess, I'm a parasite." So just disney then?
@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation! Ha-huh!"
@weetzcro9661 3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@Karen-oq2zz 3 жыл бұрын
@Robert Temple thank you Robert very cool
@minecraftminion4099 3 жыл бұрын
@Robert Temple thank you rober
@picapes 3 жыл бұрын
hahah this is gold
@Hatman_Hans 3 жыл бұрын
“I chose a woman as my race”
@maiqtheliar2465 3 жыл бұрын
He's so silly. Being an object isn't a race.
@Baskl757 3 жыл бұрын
@@maiqtheliar2465 based
@sizenplace4554 3 жыл бұрын
@@maiqtheliar2465 the wise words of miaq
@akramgimmini8165 3 жыл бұрын
@@maiqtheliar2465 touché
@danielbeatty7264 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ 😂
@gluehuffer2869 3 жыл бұрын
“I lost so many good souls in that madness” y o u r g o a t h a s d I e d
@yeetuszilla1663 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P goat He was the most swag goat in skyrim. You will be missed goat.
@AmaryInkawult 3 жыл бұрын
The most tragic death of them all
@briishcabbage568 2 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@arnoldmonhollen5962 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that specifically too lmao
@DudeGunman 2 жыл бұрын
@@briishcabbage568 No
@milimachathestrange 6 ай бұрын
This was my favorite of his videos I'm really sad he's gone
@dominicavila5975 3 жыл бұрын
“As a Disney Princess” Proceeds to enslave animals to murder people for him
@johnyossarian1135 3 жыл бұрын
Just like Shrek 2
@thosebloodybadgers8499 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnyossarian1135 wasn't that bit in the third movie?
@alfalldoot6715 3 жыл бұрын
@@thosebloodybadgers8499 *we don't talk about the third film*
@johnyossarian1135 3 жыл бұрын
@@thosebloodybadgers8499 possibly. I haven't seen any Shrek sequels recently
@thosebloodybadgers8499 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 understandable, excuse me.
@oscargonzalez3599 3 жыл бұрын
Cult priest: "You are a fake dragon born!" *magic* Cult priest: "You are the dragon born!"
@mr.witherhmc9304 3 жыл бұрын
They have very weak wills
@XXXXXX-ol6lb 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.witherhmc9304 like everyone where you live
@mr.witherhmc9304 3 жыл бұрын
@@XXXXXX-ol6lb NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN OFFENDED BY SOMETHING I 100 PERCENT AGREE WITH, also not everyone, the other people in my class yes
@terra_the_nightingale135 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.witherhmc9304 ah James Acaster
@MrFisher150421 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's basically what Miraak did...
@kelsanggyudzhin2340 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing him standing in the Riverwood inn just screaming *CALM DOWN* at everyone for three days straight.
@Kali-Alpha 3 жыл бұрын
Like... "CAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLMMMMMMM DOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!" ?
@kelsanggyudzhin2340 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kali-Alpha Yes.
@zach_boi8872 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is fucking running around, screaming and bickering with each other like an unruly crowd of preschoolers and he's just pleading as loudly as he can for them to shut up
@mogenoof Жыл бұрын
@@kelsanggyudzhin2340 i see
@zzxb223 3 жыл бұрын
10:45 "Your Belethor Has Died." Me: Welp, time to sell him.
@yeetuszilla1663 3 жыл бұрын
Beletor's soul: I can sell myself to myself
@mini-_ 3 жыл бұрын
That moment when you go into Skyrim and hear "Do you wanna build a snowman!" and it's just Mitten Squad with his squad of animals
@goodennaght4296 3 жыл бұрын
That's deep
@davrog9578 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes
@arthurmernard5879 3 жыл бұрын
Yep ya know good ol Paul at it again
@ceasarg.5158 3 жыл бұрын
No. No. No. No. NO! NO!! NO!!!!!!!!
@thesuperspartens3217 3 жыл бұрын
*fear.exe*
@Nick.t.S 3 жыл бұрын
“I chose a woman as my race.” You beautiful monster.
@AB-xe9lb 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, i must agree
@chadhaley8154 3 жыл бұрын
Can children do damage? If so, you should do a playthrough as Grelod the Kind using this spell with only children.
@diabetes1191 Жыл бұрын
Can you beat [bethesda games] as the lord of the flies
@iamprocrastination.9415 Жыл бұрын
Pied Piper Skyrim
@suckassmork2972 Жыл бұрын
EDP run
@jakeboehm5267 7 ай бұрын
@@diabetes1191bold to assume someone in KZfaq comments has read the lord of the flies
@Daveaintreal 6 ай бұрын
@@jakeboehm5267Best if we keep it that way.
@yeetyateyote5570 3 жыл бұрын
“It got old faster than I thought my parents would as a kid” o h :(
@genodedemon5109 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate sadly.
@WeloveohgreatSam 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@whyle5318 3 жыл бұрын
@@WeloveohgreatSam 14:56
@flutterfox8864 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a little confused (I’m kind of dumb, I’m sorry). Can anyone explain what he meant by that exactly?
@WeloveohgreatSam 3 жыл бұрын
@@flutterfox8864 his parents got old faster then he thought he thought they wouldn’t age as fast but they did 😞
@NotAVeryGoodNickname 3 жыл бұрын
"I chose woman as my race" -Mittensquad, 2021
@andrewabate2570 3 жыл бұрын
Wow you’re creative
@arsenelupin5424 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewabate2570 Damn,a “wow you’re so creative” comment,how original AND insightful
@commandergull8188 3 жыл бұрын
@@arsenelupin5424 stop stop hes already dead
@jay9384 3 жыл бұрын
OP race. Ez game
@andrewabate2570 3 жыл бұрын
@@arsenelupin5424 *i r o n i c*
@dosdoomguy2285 3 жыл бұрын
We need a Disney Princess that carries 40 wheels of cheese at all times
@cliberty165 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thatonegoblininsideyourhea3818 3 жыл бұрын
so me *wink wink*
@thesteampunkhorror388 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@presidentdeadpool3198 3 жыл бұрын
*CHEESE!!!* FOR EVERYONE!!!
@olargol2284 3 жыл бұрын
40 buckets*
@paulfrick169 3 жыл бұрын
4:51 I like how the wolf's expression turned from „grrr” to „derp” back to „grrr”.
@jacobr8063 3 жыл бұрын
"Telling someone to calm down can never make them angry." Noted.
@theculturedgentleman3699 3 жыл бұрын
“The itsy-bitsy spider killed the dragon and proved to everyone he didn’t need rehab after all” He didn’t...but after watching this I probably might
@comradelobster1736 3 жыл бұрын
“My most trusted advisors” *moose in the middle of that circle*
@07Rasengan07 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Zarwardo99 2 жыл бұрын
He is General Moosington the highest respected member of the advisor group. All that goes through his mind is moose things and when he is going to be in the next Brother Bear movie.
@pbsixgun6 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zarwardo99 And wondering whatever happened to his little flying squirrel friend....
@thewolfofthestars1847 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! He is a *moost* trusted advisor! I'll see myself out
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
I think it's fair to throw out the Caligula comparison here. He _supposedly_ put a horse in the Senate. Though I think this was him throwing shade at the Senators by saying a horse could do their jobs better.
@ShardtheWolf 3 жыл бұрын
"Their dreams are nightmares that never end" - A true disney princess.
@yeetuszilla1663 3 жыл бұрын
Dawnstar: pathetic
@loloutloudproduction 2 жыл бұрын
Man practically become Wanda
@revanknightjedi172 2 жыл бұрын
11:06
@callmeshaide8312 4 ай бұрын
This video popped up on my recommended page and it brought back so many memories, miss the enjoyment you brought as a kid from Michigan I’ve never looked anywhere but up to you rest in piece Paul ❤
@bearrett50kal17 3 жыл бұрын
What we learned here: Disney Princess Skyrim character build is kinda OP
@northpaw5416 3 жыл бұрын
Well... at least he cant force heal the dead
@raeljsr9496 3 жыл бұрын
Disney princess build OP but the Ebony warrior is stronger
@dezerayb3980 3 жыл бұрын
We really need a Lio & Stitch mod..
@codycoyote545 3 жыл бұрын
"Your NPCs will make a fine addition to my collection" - General Mitten
@garfield5647 3 жыл бұрын
Your playlists are great
@codycoyote545 3 жыл бұрын
@@garfield5647 Thanks bro
@ggp-ok2eo Жыл бұрын
correction our Lord and saviors Mitten *totally not under his control*
@wesleyward5901 3 жыл бұрын
Damn this is amazing. It makes you feel like you're the general in a massive war. It feels more like a war than the actual civil war happening in skyrim.
@darklusare7582 3 жыл бұрын
true
@zeroattentiongaming820 2 жыл бұрын
The fights in this run look as close to actual epic battles as you can get in the Creation Engine
@pbsixgun6 2 жыл бұрын
Sooooo....Skyrim doesn't have the equivalent of 'War of the Commonwealth' that Fallout 4 has?
@alexreese614 3 жыл бұрын
This is more of a Pokemon Master run than a Disney Princess run
@PeterGriffin11 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know what...you have a point.
@HappyBeezerStudios 6 ай бұрын
There is a Pokemon mod for New Vegas and it's ... interesting
@cooperchamberlain196 3 жыл бұрын
"See, silly me, I expected people to know how to operate a hallway!" literally highschool any other year.
@tiazoh 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Byleth
@katherinem6414 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp bro
@cooperchamberlain196 3 жыл бұрын
@@katherinem6414 Thank you :)
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Byleth no
@wadecarsonhewitt 3 жыл бұрын
This playthrough is basically: "What if Skyrim was a first-person RTS."
@siegfried2k4 3 жыл бұрын
Men of war: skyrim
@midnightproductions3442 3 жыл бұрын
So, what if Skyrim was Mount and Blade: Warband?
@wadecarsonhewitt 3 жыл бұрын
@@midnightproductions3442 I bet there's a mod for it.
@ProfessorLemur 3 жыл бұрын
Not for Skyrim alone, but there is one for Tamriel. Link below: www.moddb.com/mods/war-in-tamriel
@Unoriginal____Starwalker 3 жыл бұрын
It's just mount and blade now.
@tlotpwist3417 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey you, you're finally awake?" fits Disney princesses
@SnafuFourTwo 3 жыл бұрын
Skyrim: “Your Lowlife has died” Mitten: and one of my discord mods died
@FakeHero9 3 жыл бұрын
This might be the only Mitten Squad run that I would classify as, "fun"
@MishraArtificer 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know...the "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Necromancer?" video was pretty fun.
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 жыл бұрын
@@MishraArtificer yeah but way more buggy.
@youmctube1729 3 жыл бұрын
Broooo, Wheel of Time
@Checheno1906 3 жыл бұрын
So, you have read the Wheel of Time, but the true question is if you have read the Stormingly depressed adventures of Kaladin Stormblessed and company, AKA the Stormlight Archive...
@mrcopycat2355 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, there are plenty
@fukmilif5877 3 жыл бұрын
No one can replace radroach, he was too pure for this world. R.I.P radroach.
@otakunthevegan4206 3 жыл бұрын
He was the most Radical of Radroach's...
@YouTubecanfuckagoat 2 жыл бұрын
I still remember him fluttering his … wing casings vigorously.
@The_Hoff_12 5 ай бұрын
As with all of your videos, I have both enjoyed it and learned something. Rest in peace dude, your vids have made such an impact in people’s lives.
@someone_else2876 6 ай бұрын
Let the real game begin now, Paul. Rest in peace.
@HoundofOdin 3 жыл бұрын
"He shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist." Hitting a little close to home there Paul.
@simonwyzik8661 3 жыл бұрын
COMMUNISM FOREVER CAPITALISM NEVER
@simonwyzik8661 3 жыл бұрын
Smells like capitalism in here (Chugs vodka)
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonwyzik8661 *liberty prime hates that* DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM! EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED!
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝘼𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉!
@Stellar_Politics 3 жыл бұрын
Hitting a little close to home there Paul [2]
@siren6508 3 жыл бұрын
"beating skyrim as a disney princess" me, one second in: hey wait this is f-
@embox8034 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same thought
@charlottehorak6998 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@Tidenshi 3 жыл бұрын
What
@thanalincoln 3 жыл бұрын
What
@gwg2813 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tidenshi fallout
@sergior9745 4 ай бұрын
"Here's the funny thing about time.. it doesn't play fair"
@r1pp3rr0 3 жыл бұрын
10:59 "Your goat has died." I don't think I can sleep well ever again after this sentence
@amildlydepressingsalad9130 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he dressed as a Disney Princess while playing as well
@HirophantGirl 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Yas
@bon4864 3 жыл бұрын
Not a plot twist
@Sharkakaka 3 жыл бұрын
The surprise would be the didn't!
@lusian4758 3 жыл бұрын
Not really a plot twist
@kybercat7 3 жыл бұрын
which one though?
@The_Crimson_Lion 3 жыл бұрын
At this point, Mitten squad probably goes on a random name generator to find his titles
@DunkaccinoThe3nd 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kabobawsome 3 жыл бұрын
He's gotta just have an algorithm that goes like Can You Beat (Randomly Generated Game) (Connector Determined by Machine Learning Algorithm) (Random Word) (Short Markov Chain)?
@depravitypd 10 ай бұрын
This is absolutely prime Mitten Squad content, it’s one of his best videos. Hope you’re doing okay Paul x
@maxsherman1685 3 жыл бұрын
“It got old faster than I thought my parents would when I was a kid.” ☹️
@RaceChapman 3 жыл бұрын
"to keep the dream alive. my dream, not theirs, their dreams are nightmares that will never end." fuckin brilliant
@spellicup5286 3 жыл бұрын
I stopped everything and when I say everything I mean even the CPR
@tiazoh 3 жыл бұрын
Based.
@omegasynth2775 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Snow White just showing up with a wolf pack
@localdingus6788 3 жыл бұрын
Snow White alternate ending. Snow White is sick of her step mothers crap and it’s time to conquer her kingdom.
@blazerheata6479 3 жыл бұрын
This is just Shrek 3
@insertnamehere4088 2 жыл бұрын
@@blazerheata6479 Don't mention that forsaken one.
@linkeragon7885 3 жыл бұрын
Mitten , you have finally achieved our destiny as the new Sheogorath
@otwk 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his army murdered Alduin and then the Ebony Warrior was like: "Nope!" xDD
@anthonymacconnell8817 3 жыл бұрын
Right? really goes to show just how strong it is. I want to see an ebony warrior playthrough
@tomrose6341 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to make Mitten Squad into an official princess?
@MittenSquad 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Paulina? I'm already a pretty princess
@paxywaxysaxy1171 3 жыл бұрын
He was always a princess
@pacman9635 3 жыл бұрын
@@MittenSquad lol 👍
@Myst2463 3 жыл бұрын
@@paxywaxysaxy1171 Always has been
@expecting747 3 жыл бұрын
He’s too good for them. They don’t deserve him.
@fkboyStalin 5 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Paul.
@aslothnamedfish 3 жыл бұрын
This makes perfect sense and there is nothing wrong with it
@lakesheppard5466 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve already played through Skyrim as Elsa so my daughter wouldn’t get annoyed by me playing to much
@backpug1228 3 жыл бұрын
Did you sing "let it go" every time you used your frost spells?
@bruh-im7gi 3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' legend
@leeman27534 3 жыл бұрын
should've told her to let it go.
@windhelmguard5295 3 жыл бұрын
big brain parenting.
@billy65bob 3 жыл бұрын
6:52 "I knocked out its power, because birds aren't real"
@daisukideshou 6 ай бұрын
mylittlepogchamp redirecting to mitten squad is the only thing giving me the will to not accidentally light myself on fire
@FallinWizard 3 жыл бұрын
“why would we give grandpa a real gun?” well...well shit
@JayCoolin03 3 жыл бұрын
“There’s no tame spell” well there is a tame shout... in vanilla Skyrim
@KaiserRika 6 ай бұрын
I hope you reunite with your dog up there Paul
@jakecannanite4558 3 жыл бұрын
"Telling someone to calm down never makes them angry" - bad advice from mittensquad
@bruh-im7gi 3 жыл бұрын
Liar, it works all the time for me, if you have a 9mm pointed at their face they will calm down
@jacobthehollow 3 жыл бұрын
"Look outside, do you see any animals?" Yes. Florida has a lot of birds.
@BananaBrainsZEF 3 жыл бұрын
Birds aren't real.
@doktahv8837 3 жыл бұрын
No, but they have a lot of Squirrels. - Also a person from Florida
@jacobthehollow 3 жыл бұрын
@@BananaBrainsZEF Really? What have I been shooting all this time?
@BananaBrainsZEF 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobthehollow A whole lotta nothin'
@Acydable 3 жыл бұрын
Mainly lizards and squirrels here. The occasional bird from time to time.
@xwing2417 3 жыл бұрын
"luckily they came to the right princess" lmfao when you said that! :-D
@99ChevySilverado 3 жыл бұрын
For years the one question ive asked myself, I’ve lost friends, ruined relationships and lost countless hours of sleep in the pursuit of the answer to this question and i have finally found it, thank you Paul
@tatevaughan3248 3 жыл бұрын
mitten is like grievous. "a fine addition to my collection"
@dimitar4y 3 жыл бұрын
"he shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist" HHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god underrated
@totmgsrockxd9900 3 жыл бұрын
"COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM."
@kenaslalson7626 3 жыл бұрын
"And with that I did sorta beat Skyrim as a Disney Princess" Me: Ok well video's over. time to move on. "But we're not done yet" OHHHHH SHIT"S BOUT TO GET REAL
@DragoniteSpam 2 жыл бұрын
That was the part where the real game began.
@freekyfreeze4694 3 жыл бұрын
4:50 I love how the wolfs eyes bug out.
@heretohavefun5646 3 жыл бұрын
"Telling someone to calm down could never make them angry" Me:🤐
@Altergeist 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down bro
@josecriollo6976 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down bro
@shibaninja7415 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down bro
@pukei-pukei2536 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down bro
@ianbuchanan7804 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down bro
@overhaul.-. 3 жыл бұрын
8:45 if you go to the website it redirects to his KZfaq page, holy shit
@sebastianfrank7784 3 жыл бұрын
the madman really did it
@aperson6081 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t find mylittleradroach.com though :(
@thatmaninblack 3 жыл бұрын
"Violence is not the answer." - Because it is the question. The answer is: YES. :-D
@theannilators7479 3 жыл бұрын
The other day I finally killed the Ebony Warrior on my 100 skill everything file, and honestly not surprised he could massacre your forces on novice
@Darien04 3 жыл бұрын
Mitten squad: “I chose a woman as my race”... Probably should’ve read the comments to see if there were other people saying this before I did.
@ExEcstasyEdward 3 жыл бұрын
Same, just commented it
@bigboss3051 3 жыл бұрын
Why even post it in the first place? It’s just a line from the video that we all heard
@Darien04 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigboss3051 well considering that almost all of the most popular comments on this video are ones of that quote, I’d say you have a thing or two to learn about what’s worth commenting on videos.
@bigboss3051 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darien04 it’s not worth reading the comments at all. there has never been a comment that i haven’t regretted reading
@ExEcstasyEdward 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigboss3051 why are u lurking around in the comment section then, u even commented tho
@AJGundam 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how cold it is in Michigan, it's always warmer when Mitten uploads.
@reesedavis9398 3 жыл бұрын
Ah that’s the fires of hell
@Reaper99 3 жыл бұрын
"I changed my mind. I am not Cinderella, I am a parasite."
@luminantazurefyre3407 3 жыл бұрын
"Can you beat Skyrim on Godmode?" The answer, surprisingly, is yes.
@grimmpierful 3 жыл бұрын
"The primary key in the Disney table that links it to the murder table is friends" Paul your CS is showing
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno. That key seems pretty foreign to me.
@kin-3877 3 жыл бұрын
What's CS?
@alw2839 3 жыл бұрын
@@kin-3877 Harry potter and the cursed son? Maybe I hope they make the movie.
@IINC0RRECT 3 жыл бұрын
Love you bro, even if your family tree is a branch.
@darknova9978 3 жыл бұрын
Ave, true to Cesar
@jaydens4855 3 жыл бұрын
I just saw this comment on Reddit lol.
@SpectreAnimations 3 жыл бұрын
This is more of a can you beat Skyrim as a Pokémon trainer challenge
@thewolfofthestars1847 2 жыл бұрын
Let's give a hand to the cultist twins Jeremy and Geremy for sticking around so long 👏👏👏 well done boys
@modelcitizenvlad 3 жыл бұрын
Theoretically you could do a Pied Piper playthrough with only using abducted children. I would like to see how fast youtube demonetizes that.
@justinweber4977 3 жыл бұрын
He also controlled rats, so he could get two videos out of the premise.
@yoshiking6027 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinweber4977 “can you beat Skyrim using only children and skeevers?”
@Crackheadcentral2188 Жыл бұрын
Children are unkillable, so INFINITE SOLDIERS
@HappyBeezerStudios 6 ай бұрын
Good old Hameln playthrough
@muhammadryan654 3 жыл бұрын
"The tortured man to boost morale" oh God I had a good laugh
@papadragon6026 5 ай бұрын
Will always be my go-to happy video. Thank you Paul
@Sn1peRbr0Pr0duct10ns 3 жыл бұрын
14:57 "but it got old, faster than i thought my parents would've when I was a kid" shiiit, that one hit hard, lol
@SirVelstadt 3 жыл бұрын
"I chose a women as my race" absolutely incredible
@Grgrqr 3 жыл бұрын
You’re a Disney princess Mitten!
@waddle_plop 3 жыл бұрын
You’re a Disney Mitten, princess!
@KaiserHanstedt 3 жыл бұрын
"A giant and his Rey Ramano" Lmao
@jesseflanders1781 3 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the most epic-looking and awesome runs you've done. Really liking the money shots of your horde!
@TNXaro 3 жыл бұрын
This could be called, "Pokemon: Skyrim Edition"
@yummygirlarcade4444 3 жыл бұрын
Paul, the "mylittlepogchamp" works but the "mylittleradroach" one does not atm
@alexlower505 3 жыл бұрын
"Keep the dream alive. My dream, not theirs. Their dreams are nightmares that will never end."
@David-uh3co Жыл бұрын
Missing you, Paul…
@CryAndReportMe 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every passing minute, you stray further and further away from the actual challenge lol
@arcyndium1773 3 жыл бұрын
“Alduin showed up and made the sky piss fire.”, wasn’t a line I was prepared for.
@emperor_rat 3 жыл бұрын
8:44 *Immediatly goes to check* : Omg he really does
@BraghDaMan 3 жыл бұрын
The play-by-play to this is effing amazing. I love it!
@cmb9340 3 жыл бұрын
*A giant and his Ray Romano" best quote of the video.
@thegamingpigeon3216 3 жыл бұрын
I just watched Infinity War and Endgame this weekend so I was prepared for this
@hubertjohnson418 3 жыл бұрын
10:30 that one guy just running into a pillar killed me
@scubasteve10000 3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly the best video you've ever made. Congrats on peaking in the first few weeks of 2021, it's down hill from here.
@zemmify1727 3 жыл бұрын
Title: *Can you beat skyrim as a disney princess?* Video: *Shows Fallout at start of video*
@thatamaan341 3 жыл бұрын
"I chose a woman as my race" XD
@heathurban9217 3 жыл бұрын
This was probably the best of these yet
@themanlybeard9212 5 ай бұрын
You're with your Radroach now Paul. Flutter your wings and know that Pearl will never know peace again ❤
@deminumenera1758 3 жыл бұрын
"Telling someone to calm down can never make them angry." Yeah. Try that in real life and tell me how it goes...
@leeman27534 3 жыл бұрын
usually they're already pissed off, so, kinda right. not saying it works, i'm saying it adds fuel to te fire - if there wasn't a fire, it wouldn't necessarily start one out of nowhere.
@amorphoussolid8512 3 жыл бұрын
The trick is to keep saying it louder and louder without giving them a chance to respond. After I woke up from my impromptu meeting with the ground I couldn't see them anywhere so figure it must have worked. On an unrelated note I seem to have fewer teeth than I did before.
@jame8266 3 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@starscreamofvos 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a vegan activist so I do a lot of education on animal/human cruelty, science, etc. I've had some very crazy animal abusers attack me and threaten me while at protests or vegan outreach events. Every weekend I drive an hour to protest at a horse race track (www.horseracingwrongs.org) and one time this guy overdosed in front of me when I arrived there early. I called 911 and they saved the guy's life. Just shows you how much money is taken from the local community to profit animal killers... Anyway, that druggie often passed by the protest spot to go to the nearby liquor store. Last time he passed he stopped to cuss us out and say some really nasty things. I turned my megaphone to him and said "You're welcome for saving your life." He lost his shit and really started to go at me. I told him, "You need to calm down" while staying monotone myself, and the rest of the group just chanting like nothing is happening. He got even angrier and more racist (I'm Latina, he's white with lots of Nazi tattoos) and I finally said, "Are you on your period?" Ah.... Sometimes, it's too much fun dealing with these Karens. Just sad that they are literally defending animal/human cruelties that fuck us all over. :( Other than that, they are a fascinating specimen. www.watchdominion.com
@mohammadrezapahlavi4578 2 жыл бұрын
@@starscreamofvos I don't remember asking
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