My patrons and KZfaq members enabled this. Blame them.

Now drag Delphine to Paarthurnax to apologize for asking you to kill him

"I may have the hands for two children, but I only have the patience for one." Lmfao, the sentiment of mothers everywhere.

This child is more assertive than Ulfric and Tullius taken together, impressive.

With Aventus' ability with a dagger and his skill to disappear without a moments notice you'd think he'd kill Grelod himself

Aventus' blank expression as you manhandle him across the map was so funny, like you're damn near drowning him and he's just looking at you like "can you not"

For anyone that may not have realized yet. You can give your adopted children daggers and they just start going ham on the wooden dummy in your house. It's hilarious.

The VR closeups really send home how much the Skyrim children look like they're made out of play-doh

simon has gone from kidnapping furious warlords to kidnapping demon children

Imagine you escape from an abusive owner at the orphanage, ridding yourself from a truly evil person and wishing for a league of assassins to kill her, and then this man comes in, dragging you by the ear back to the orphanage, saying "aye cmon ya wee fuck, we're taekin ya to riften and t' graelod"

I know this would be a much shorter roadtrip, but you could drag one of the Greybeards down the 7,000 steps and to Whiterun.

"I might have the hands for two children, but I only have the patience for one." I've never heard anything so relatable that could also be used against you in a court of law...

A bearded man with a boy, killing everything. this is basically god of war, our Scottish God of War.

This gives me Kratos and Atreus vibes but Mimir does all the talking.

When you were giving him a bath and he took off running the first chance he got, that was glorious 🤣

I’m just holding my breath for him to drag the Riverwood chicken to Sovngarde 😂

I love how Grelod's whole purpose in the game is to be murdered by the player early on so she dies if you so much as touch her

HE CAME THROUGH I CANT BELIEVE IT Edit:if you're up for more torture drag lord harkon to the dawnguard tower, I'm sorry if you decide to go through with this

"Disappointing everyone is part of adulthood," laughing so hard, but it's true! 🤣

So invested in these dragging Skyrim road trips. considering the NPCs spend most of their time staring blankly and walking the wrong way, there is an awful lot of banter and story 😂😂

Never thought scottish man playing vr skyrim would be so entertaining. Keep up the good work.

i think this might be the most accurate depiction of going places with a child ive ever seen in a video game

Next he should drag Harkon to the dawngaurd to apologize for the whole killing and sucking peoples blood thing that he's been doing.

Look, I know you may have been arrested by the guards for this again, but really, at this point it's tradition! Besides, Aventus' problem with the orphanage was Grelod, and she's dead now, so I think that makes this road trip a double success!

As I was watching this I was wondering, "How is Simon going to make it so everyone turns on him at the end again?" Sure enough, you delivered, LMAO!!!

Oh God, your accent definitely makes this way funnies than it should be, real disadisappointed parent vibes too

I love how you're treating this whole thing as though you were trying to teach a kid you adopted, some mildly warpped but in all reality well intentioned, form of morality and the Eventus is treating you the way any reluctant as hell preteen would treat any kind of form of authority.

Lol 😂 the fact that you referenced the other characters who “enjoyed” their walk and had raved about it. 🤣 oh goodness thank you again for the laughter.

This is what we call a "great idea". The silly little bugger!

He's just a wee bairn! What were ye thinking, dragging the poor lad through a bandits fort like that?! Hahaha, I loved every minute of this, Simon

You should defiantly drag Delphine to Paarthurnax!

14:52 I like how the Scottish “We’re built different.” hits different.

If I've learned anything from watching Skyrim series on KZfaq all these years, is that if it involves Aventus, to watch it immediately, before KZfaq get's it's jimmies rustled. Which means this is sure to be a banger. lol

If this series continues, you will have mental breakdowns every time you see a hill outside xd

This presents an interesting moral dilemma. Is it technically kidnapping if the child you're taking is an orphan? Even if you're taking him to an orphanage? Next time just stick some super glue on your virtual palm and drag him with extra gusto lmao I love this shit

Would it be "Dragging [character] across Skyrim" without ending with a fight with guards?

Me: "Let's hope Simon thought ahead and cleared out Fort Greenwall." 16:51 Agh noooo...

Hearing the constant stream of Scottish commentary is making me laugh so hard. "Och, you are doing so weel, look how you...no, no, no, where are you going now?"

When you’ve been watching an Irishman destroying Sims4 (Call Me Kevin) and then below you find a Scotsman dragging children by the face😭😂😂😂 Subscribed!

This is basically my drunk dad taking me to school,the scenic route.

everything about this new way to kill grelod is hilarious: from the accidental nature of it to the hard fall that followed

Its always the small KZfaqrs that are absolutely hilarious.

The way you spoke to the child was hilarious I now desperately need to see you with a child follower mod! 😂

That moment when he reached to the sky for strength 🤣

I can't tell if this guy is Glaswegian or from somewhere else in the Central belt, but its really nice to watch someone with my own accent- I used "Chips" to refer to crisps the other day after watching multiple hours of american cooking instructions and I've never felt more ashamed in my life!

How do you just unleash absolute dad talk for solid 25 minutes of video xD brilliant

Dragging Delphine to Paarthurnax would be an adventure, I’m sure. Maybe then she would see that he’s all right

Aventus got impressive flexibility for a kid that spends all day long slouching over praying to the Night Mother

Now I'm inspired to beat Grelod down with a live orphan.

There was a big ol debate in the comments as to whether dragging Aventus back to a horrible woman was a good idea. I was pro-"aventus needs to stop being such a milk drinker and face Grelod himself"

Please drag me across the map, daddy Simon. ... I'm so sorry, I had to. 🤣🤣 In all seriousness, I am binging all your videos right now and loving them. You're so entertaining. (:

Not even 10 seconds into the video and I'm already laughing, you know this is top quality content

Impressive. But can you drag grelod all the way to aventus so he can watch you fulfill the black sacrament in front of him?

I like to imagine the reason he usually loses grip is because he keeps insisting on palming his head like a basketball, instead of like, grabbing his hand or something normal

"disappointing everybody is also part of adulthood" too true matey, too true! lol

Daddy Simon and the Bandit King! 😂😂😂

“I may have the hands for 2 children but I only have the patience for one” 😂😂😂 this is gold

"Talos, give me strength!" "I might have the hands for 2 children, but I've only the patience fer 1" 🤣😂🤣 Never a more relatable Skyrim video has been made, and it's the first of yours I'm watching ~ bravo! 👏👏👏

I about died laughing. Been haveing a blast since I found this channel. Keep up the wonderfull work.

Make a video dragging the leader of the Dark Brotherhood to that guy at the Dragonbridge, and vice versa. Also, drag that one women that owns the brewery in Riften to her competitor's place near Whiterun. A third idea would be to drag the leader of The Blades on over to see Parthanax and show him that he is a cool dragon and does not need to be offed. A fourth idea is to bring the vampire leader and Dawnguard leader to meet each other at their respective castles. And lastly, drag the leaders of the Companians and College of Winterhold to meet each other to solve the werewolf curse problem.

4:44 - Ironically one of the things Grelod did teach the children at the orphanage about was the "bad touch" and how to make a quick getaway when it happens.

It really changed the scale of the map when instead of sprinting on a horse you're walking and stopping every 3 secs

I wouldn't say daddy Simon but Uncle Simon has a good ring to it.

So you're basically kidnapping a child in this vid? Cool X''D

Classic father-son bonding

I like how half of these videos are Simon talking to the npc, trying to convincing them why they want to go whenever he's dragging them to., then having a heart to heart with them, to eventually losing his mind in frustration :V

"God of war looking sick"

Drag a guard to high hrothgar so they can see if maybe they're dragonborn and just don't know it yet.

the blood, sweat, and tears is all worth it 🍿 if Skyrim Together could be modded in, this would be a new version of an escort mission xD

Aventus is magic, the way he practically flew out of the springs.

Lol Poor Simon. May the Nine bless u for sticking with it.

I never thought that an Irishman's voice would sound so fitting of Skyrim. Your accent and humor alone have won my subscription

Hold on... right at the end... you smashed the furniture! I didn't know there was a mod like that. That is going on my to-do list to add to the mod-list!

Gotta love how his head fits perfectly on the palm of Dovahkin's hand

I have no idea what I just watched, but I enjoyed every second of it.

The accent makes this even better 😂😂

I have no idea why this is so intertaining. LOL The VR makes it so much better.

So this is what it's like to be a truancy officer in Skyrim.

Wow that looks exceptionally annoying. Glad he made it! The end was amazing, Grelolt must have very bad back problems or something. Can't wait for more videos!

I like how Aventus has no say in this 😂

This is my favorite kind of content. Absolute chaos

I experienced so many emotions in such a short spam of time. 1. I didn't know you could just grab people in Skyrim VR. 2. Oh no, he's just kidnapping a child 3. He's pleasantly Scottish 4. Choked on air

When Aventus was born he had no brain! Only the brainstem! But now he walks, he drools! He crosses his wee arms! Praise Talos!

Oh boy... here we go

The Bandit Fort battle while listening to Octopath Traveller music reminds me how hyped I am for the sequel! This also makes me wonder how would it be to play as one of the heroes in Skyrim 🤔

I have NEVER laughed sooo hard in my life!!! Thank you soo much for delivering yet another brilliant video Simon. You are the GOAT

We just buried my grandad today as of 12/18/22. He passed on the 15th. I'm up late thinking about him watching your videos. When I first discovered your videos, he was still here, but struggling on hospice. Your videos always make me laugh. It's really helping. Thank you so much. Congrats on 19k subscribers. You deserve it. Your channel keeps growing more and more, so quickly. Keep up the good work.

"That's okay. Dissapointing everybody is part of adulthood too." 🤣💀facts

Guard: “What are you doing that for?” FOR CONTENT!!! Lmao

Plot twist, the giant and mammoth were trying to keep ya on track.

This music reminds me of FFIX. The one with Zidane and Steiner and Vivi. Works so well with this content, plus an added bonus of nostalgia. Thank you for this, it's perfectly hilarious.

I've always considered waterboarding children a principle of any decent KZfaq channel so I appreciate this alot.

So, this was Granny's view as she gently but firmly drug me by my ear back to my room to clean it up. Poor, poor woman...

I think Aventus is going to join the Dark brother hood when he grows up.

I love how he was dragging Aventis by his throat and head and he was fine but as soon as he touches the old woman she's just gone 😂

Dragging a young boy away to a place he doesn't want to go and just like that Skyrim VR became Catholic Priest Simulator VR :P !

Love the music lol suikoden at 10:40 if im right gave me childhood flashbacks keep up the good work 👏

I'm watching this with headphones to not wake up my family with the noise but man i still make a lot of it myself 🤣

I would love to see Simon dragging the actual emperor to ulfric to apologize for taking talos away🤣

This is exactly what I expected Skyrim VR to turn into and I'm here for it