captain holt acting like a robot pretending to be human

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hayes

4 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace Andre Braugher.
#brooklyn99compilation #brooklyn99 #funny #comedy #compilation #andrebraugher

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@jackymendoza9662 4 жыл бұрын

"why? i'm a human. i'm a human male" LMAO

@matiasfermandois264 4 жыл бұрын

He is bluffing

@nayeemhaque1064 4 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what a bot would say!

@thebeatsieboys 4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for that clip 😂

@razvanefros411 4 жыл бұрын

That's honestly the best moment

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 жыл бұрын

@@razvanefros411 at 3:38 i think "hello kevin, its me raymond holt" is the best, they've been married for years but he still has to explain who he is

@zachary37 4 жыл бұрын

I always laugh so hard when he introduces himself, first and last name, to his husband.

@livia9148 4 жыл бұрын

It's always hilarious

@hayes99 4 жыл бұрын

I know that sends me everytime. And when he cancelled on Kevin to go to the opera and when he was giving him the ticket information he spelt out his full name🤣🤣 ends me

@cryingattheclub5150 3 жыл бұрын

Pahahaa that and when he texts people ‘dear ----‘ ‘sincerely Raymond holt’ even if he only texts one word between

@wet0wl 3 жыл бұрын

‘Hello Kevin, it’s me Raymond Holt

@pollux_the_insufferable. 3 жыл бұрын

thats their domestic nicknames did you not know

@listofromantics 4 жыл бұрын

Andre Braugher is such an incredible comedic actor. His casting as Holt is perfect.

@sherylyaseen6719 4 жыл бұрын

It's almost jarring seeing him in any other role, and I love it

@BiopticGolem 3 жыл бұрын

I saw him on SVU after watching nine-nine. I couldn't stop imagining him as Holt in the show.

@cyclingcycles7953 4 жыл бұрын

"you don't have to sign your texts" "Dear Jake, Noted. Sincerely Raymond Holt"

@becauseimapotato7599 4 жыл бұрын

@Kaden Waller And many's favourite, me included!

@akhilm9851 3 жыл бұрын

The correct approach would be tell him it's inappropriate format when both parties are familiar

@LilyKing03 4 жыл бұрын

Andre is such a good actor

@RaikanGinro 4 жыл бұрын

Cyborg*

@finsmylie8382 4 жыл бұрын

Android*

@connorn1907 4 жыл бұрын

Record player*

@livia9148 4 жыл бұрын

**artificial intelligence

@justjei9666 4 жыл бұрын

Radio*

@knockoffmjolnir4864 4 жыл бұрын

"To put a fine point on it, ya boy is turnt". It is so hard picking out favorite parts in Holt compilations. That one got me to make Jake's happy face though.

@05RoadRunner 4 жыл бұрын

👌

@boringperson-zb8vy 4 жыл бұрын

My top two, tied with that one is: - "It's one bund to none, son!" - "There's a [bleep] storm going to rain down on you, punk!"

@knockoffmjolnir4864 4 жыл бұрын

Whoa! Of all the comments I've made, I didn't expect to come back to this one and find 770 likes. Thanks y'all.

@boringperson-zb8vy 4 жыл бұрын

@@knockoffmjolnir4864 You're welcome, legend!

@brown9635 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite is DEFINITELY and Kevin’s all like “hey man, IM LEAVING FOR PARS” “then go already! I don’t care 😌 💅 “ but I DO CARE and now I’m like w h e r e ‘ s *k e v i n*

@reannatowns1208 4 жыл бұрын

"i wish he would turn the radio down" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE I DIED

@sherylyaseen6719 4 жыл бұрын

same it's one of my favorite moments

@maureenk8707 3 жыл бұрын

Is this music? I love music! T-there's no music..?

@thesexiestbaby 3 жыл бұрын

THATS MY FAVORITE ONE SKDJSKSK IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

@peej8541 3 жыл бұрын

I aggressively LOL'd honestly.

@warloslaurez2374 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he thinks THAT is pop music is hilarious and only we understand

@inkiaio1616 4 жыл бұрын

"ouch.. you ran over my front.. I am in.. incredible pain.." my favorite line from this video

@cherryleo4994 4 жыл бұрын

It was foot but yeah lmao

@inkiaio1616 4 жыл бұрын

@@cherryleo4994 and that's on auto correct

@orlandot1538 4 жыл бұрын

Could've edited

@inkiaio1616 4 жыл бұрын

@@orlandot1538 cool and?

@orlandot1538 4 жыл бұрын

@@inkiaio1616 just saying you could've edited your original comment to the actual quote it all, nothing more or less

@gracebryson3252 4 жыл бұрын

Holt: go razmataz. go razmataz. go razmataz. Other horse: *wins flawlessly and victoriously* Holt: I lost everything.

@lyubaebbs706 4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment as that part was playing 😂😂

@juuhramos7051 4 жыл бұрын

Lyuba Ebbs same

@TheCptCoy 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that play-by-play, I was so confused until you cleared it up...

@gracebryson3252 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCptCoy you are welcome :-3

@orisaey 4 жыл бұрын

*“It’s Bugle-Boy, winning by a head!”*

@Maggie-js4ti 4 жыл бұрын

Hello Kevin It's me Raymond Holt

@eduardoo31 4 жыл бұрын

I canNOT

@FrankyBabes 4 жыл бұрын

This was my mum's favourite line. That and anything Tim Meadows says

@hittingyouoverthehead 4 жыл бұрын

He called his husband by his petname.

@meganpell2375 4 жыл бұрын

“i wish he would turn the radio down” IM CRYING

@szlendak1368 3 жыл бұрын

i don’t get it

@carolynl3933 3 жыл бұрын

Szlendak there’s no radio it’s the perp singing. Holt doesn’t realize people sing for fun.

@erikapavedtheway 3 жыл бұрын

@@carolynl3933 Actually Holt thinks all rap music sounds the same so when he heard Kyle rapping he thought it was a professional rapper on the radio

@beansinmycrocs8408 4 жыл бұрын

“oh nothing, just uhh, enjoying.. a taste of my favourite beverage. the s o d a p o p

@jamespeeler6229 4 жыл бұрын

“To put a fine point on it… your boi is turnt.”

@agen_dior 3 жыл бұрын

“Terry it’s a 5 degree difference, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!” Finally a character recognizing hyper specific eccentricities and not just playing off like literally ever other sitcom

@rebeccadeese5875 4 жыл бұрын

Really sad that his iconic "meat... from the street... sounds like a treat! Ha. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I was rhyming those words." Was not here.

@thewerewolff7248 4 жыл бұрын

I say “I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words” all the time now

@zahra-md6oc 3 жыл бұрын

that part would be perfect if he said “I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it”

@alexwarwick4367 3 жыл бұрын

@@zahra-md6oc no that’s part of the joke

@honorisalive 3 жыл бұрын

... but it happened anyway.

@SalAlhammadi 4 жыл бұрын

"I lost albums of many treasured memories" Also holt: "if you love them you'll remember them"

@shamsa3098 4 жыл бұрын

this is the best thing ive ever seen

@05RoadRunner 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@polly-nc9cy 4 жыл бұрын

why did i read that in holt’s voice

@haileyalexis6193 3 жыл бұрын

@@polly-nc9cy same!! "this is... the best thing I've ever seen"

@sylvanmw 4 жыл бұрын

"go razzmatazz Go Razzmatazz *Go Razzmatazz"* "I've lost everything"

@jexelbur6872 4 жыл бұрын

The monotone voice is really convincing.

@rhx_ary 4 жыл бұрын

"If you love someone..you'll remember what they look like" 😂 LMAO!

@youtubeuser6762 4 жыл бұрын

what if Holt is really a robot created by Kevin because the real Holt died while pursuing the Disco Strangler

@temiakintayo9215 4 жыл бұрын

omg i-

@HauntingMarikh 4 жыл бұрын

No thanks

@iness_ 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know it's was possible to do angst with b99 istg 😭

@cynnimini2650 3 жыл бұрын

I hear "Disco Strangler" in Holts voice 😂

@steampunkwilson7435 3 жыл бұрын

Damn that would be dark! But Kevin doesn't have the engineering prowess to do it himself, so he'd probably hire someone to do it for him.

@Couldbedumber 4 жыл бұрын

“I am a human! I am a human male!” Gets me every time

@zahir7074 4 жыл бұрын

The 3 dislikes are WUNTCH, JOHN KELLY AND THE DISCO STRANGLER

@houseofchel8304 4 жыл бұрын

Haha that’s amazing

@Dayvit78 4 жыл бұрын

Ah I forgot. He doesn't really have any beef with the Vulture, right?

@kuteken6312 4 жыл бұрын

also Frederick (he still not move on with wooden duck thing)

@cynicalfinch 4 жыл бұрын

Wunch is dead

@user-pv8pz7fq3d 4 жыл бұрын

The Foxter 5 BAGEL

@bevl4489 4 жыл бұрын

"I wish he would turn the radio down" Gets me every time

@SuperLadyDanger 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh. Your non-adult is at our place of work.” - Captain Raymond Holt & Me any time that happens!

@karenarias5875 4 жыл бұрын

"Ouch, you run over my foot, i am in incredible pain" All with a poker face

@darkstar2874 4 жыл бұрын

“To put a fine point on it, ya boi’s turnt.” I’m definitely quoting that one.

@aydennso 4 жыл бұрын

My favourite is “ look at that, you’ve helped me find my smile” the proceeds to stare blankly.

@nono-fo5ls 4 жыл бұрын

your non-adult hadhhadhhdhd

@ceryse622 4 жыл бұрын

holts the funniest character no cap

@rachaels742 4 жыл бұрын

i really wish you’d included “it appears i’m getting a text message. bloop.” one of my favorite lines

@Deathlygunn 4 жыл бұрын

Holt: "I'm a Human. I'm a Human male." Before this video: Ha, that's funny. After this video: I'm 99% sure Holt is a Terminator sent back in time by the Resistance to make sure Jake becomes a great leader.

@RaikanGinro 4 жыл бұрын

Why are you giving them ideas to end the series

@RaikanGinro 3 жыл бұрын

@diva bhardwaj but Then it would end

@RaikanGinro 3 жыл бұрын

@diva bhardwaj season 7 ended there's gonna be an eighth

@har-binger7645 4 жыл бұрын

“What type of food is a McNugget? “

@guymayer9609 4 жыл бұрын

"And what kind of food is a mcnugget?" "a.... paella?"

@skasgaming77 4 жыл бұрын

3:51 “notify me when you’re done, via bark” 😂😂😂😂😂

@pandabeatbox3552 4 жыл бұрын

Is this Brooklyn : Become Human the game?

@FrankyBabes 4 жыл бұрын

As if David Cage could write a character so deep

@andreaf8404 4 жыл бұрын

holt: if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. also holt: 3:38

@sarah.s.flanagan 3 жыл бұрын

They’re cherished memories of people he doesn’t love 😜

@Crimson_Sun2486 Жыл бұрын

Hey, Holt was in a pretty ingenious disguise, there's no possible way Kevin could have realized who he was just by literally looking at him

@Bella-wz9xw 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he shows emotion without showing emotion we stan😌✊

@CornholioPuppetMaster 4 жыл бұрын

0:14 your boys turnt

@captainblighe9467 4 жыл бұрын

That one dislike is Madeline Wuntch.

@Blasted2Oblivion 4 жыл бұрын

A flavorless beige smoothie is the PERFECT food. Also, the pictures of the family thing also makes perfect sense.

@PokemonZeta6 4 жыл бұрын

"Have no fear Mr. Rap is here and he will drink 3 beers." "I wish he would turn the radio down."

@riannadelumen165 4 жыл бұрын

finding this channel has made my quarantine and revamped my love for this show, thank you :’)

@hayes99 4 жыл бұрын

Rianna DeLumen aww thats the reason I made this, Thank YOU❤️

@cookingwithhenry2771 3 жыл бұрын

“Kevin it’s me Raymond holt”

@oditigupta492 3 жыл бұрын

"if you love someone, you'll always remember what they look like." "I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I am devastated." Way to go, dad

@GeraltOfKrypton 3 жыл бұрын

Terry: what’s wrong with pictures? Captain Holt: If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. 😂

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 жыл бұрын

"thats roughly 32.81 feet" bit more exact than rough but sure, holt.

@AlasdairGR 3 жыл бұрын

If Holt weren’t in such a hurry and was trying to be very exact, he would’ve said 10 meters is equal to 32.808 ft or 32 ft + 13/16

@Sentientmatter8 4 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest characters in television history

@Kaboomaman 4 жыл бұрын

I adore Captain Holt so much, I hope Andre enjoys playing him as much as we enjoy watching him work

@kaylee_oak 4 жыл бұрын

"You know what would make a great movie, a one where the hero sits with his friends and talks about the emotions" the breakfast club

@nothanks5752 4 жыл бұрын

The “I wish he would turn the radio down” ALWAYS catches me off guard and I ALWAYS laugh

@thesexiestbaby 3 жыл бұрын

Aaaa same

@chrissmith8702 3 жыл бұрын

“Notify me when your done, via bark”😂😂😂😂

@tameme7169 4 жыл бұрын

'REED AND WEEP' "Its my favorite joke of all time"

@Jahu-qs2us 3 жыл бұрын

This media content is thouroughly enjoyable. Sincerely, Raymond Holt

@jaytalks9408 4 жыл бұрын

0:32 that reminds me of Avengers: Age of Ultron when the team meets Barton’s kids and Tony says “These are... smaller agents?”

@daveydoinks5347 4 жыл бұрын

"ya boys turnt" will forever be one of my favorite scene from this show 😂

@Sofia-ssn 3 жыл бұрын

those dislikes are captain holt, because.. he’s human. he’s a human male!

@mortimer687 3 жыл бұрын

“Then I learned trigonometric functions, like a *big boi* “

@inyourwalls6053 4 жыл бұрын

ya bois turnt

@user-ub8oi7oh3r 4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it captain holt has never made past the “I’m not a robot” tick when signing up for stuff

@panthera_ 4 жыл бұрын

Now i'm like, _"Where's Kevin??"_

@earthquakewilliam7380 4 жыл бұрын

2:04 he would be perfect in wall-e

@odh3424 3 жыл бұрын

"Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in... incredible pain." My all-time favorite Holt line

@mesajenniges1876 4 жыл бұрын

"they are puppies" thanks

@realsanmer 4 жыл бұрын

Okay but the moment when Holt tried to relate to Jake with the whole hero talking with his friends movie was super cute and wholesome

@libbywarren1392 4 жыл бұрын

"yes, children are wonders"

@jax178 4 жыл бұрын

I love Holt so much. And I really love him when he is drunk 😂

@mymindisaninkblot9408 3 жыл бұрын

"Ya boi is turnt." is officially my new favorite quote ever.

@shabbirmurtaza6245 3 жыл бұрын

“Notify me when you’re done, via bark”😂😂

@Onerabong 4 жыл бұрын

“Notify me when you are done. Via bark.”

@supersuperankit 4 жыл бұрын

Notify me when you're done, via bark. I'm dying :D

@Nergal_Slayer 3 жыл бұрын

1:57 I always had that thought too! If I could drink all the nutrients I require daily, I would do that! It'd be so easy!!!

@folkengames 3 жыл бұрын

Holt is a masterpiece of writing and acting. What a delight!

@ariannagamboa6935 3 жыл бұрын

When he says like a Big Boy I die 😂😂😂 I love Holt so much

@krisdphillips 3 жыл бұрын

"Terry that's a five degree difference .......YOU'D BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!" I laugh every time at this one.

@louisewoodward9147 Жыл бұрын

Greeting his own husband by "hello Kevin, its me, Raymond holt" 😂😂

@Axhicleos 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody : Captain Raymond Holt *introducing himself with his first and last name to his own husband*

@arminszamosi7563 3 жыл бұрын

"Chadder, you betrayed me. You can explain yourself later. Return to my office!" My all time favourite😂

@shu-aibharris8285 3 жыл бұрын

Unironically a movie where a hero sits down with his friends and talks about his feelings sounds pretty good

@silverstarlightproductions1292 4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see Holt and Spock in the same room together.

@GradyBaby13 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Holt, the worlds' greatest straight man. ( see what I did there ? )

@sarah.s.flanagan 3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves more attention

@libbywarren1392 4 жыл бұрын

"hello kevin. it's me, raymond holt."

@blerp6675 4 жыл бұрын

Andre needs an Emmy someone get this man on a Vince Gilligan show

@sarah.s.flanagan 3 жыл бұрын

“Good oranges; nice and dry. Not at all ripe.” 😆

@savvass2950 4 жыл бұрын

You take that back! Beans are delicious

@buddyyourdust4554 3 жыл бұрын

“If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like” Captain Raymond Holt

@neckless69 4 жыл бұрын

“yah boi is turned”

@AA-rp1rv 3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna miss this human male when the show is over 🥺

@lonelyteabag6486 4 жыл бұрын

I love this so much thank u very much💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

@leavemealone802 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many times he made each scene. I try to say his lines and I burst out laughing "I am devastated"

@Christian31413 3 жыл бұрын

“Ya boy is turnt” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@larawisintainer 3 жыл бұрын

andre it’s such an amazing actor

@godoftoasters7594 3 жыл бұрын

“To put a fine point on it...” _Ya Boy’s turned._

@05RoadRunner 4 жыл бұрын

Holt is my spirit animal

@mwangi8623 3 жыл бұрын

"Notify me when you're done, via bark."

@bel28227 3 жыл бұрын

“your boy is turnt” *an icon*

@shivambajpai8042 4 жыл бұрын

4:48 rounded to second place of decimal and says roughly. Gets me everytime I hear it 😆😆

@bigHinthebits 4 жыл бұрын

“To put a fine point on it - ya bois turnt.”

@leoniemuller2096 3 жыл бұрын

I love kyle haha. And it’s hilarious that holt thought it was radio

@oosakasan 3 жыл бұрын

Terry, it's a 5-degree difference... YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT is *my* favorite joke of all time.