"Welcome to PolyBridge 2, the only game where you can spend tax-paying dollars to make a 300-pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lube truck, yet still call it a "bridge""

“Spring and a miss” is captainsauces whole poly bridge career in a nutshell

“Why did I use metal on every part of the bridge except the one supporting the dump truck?” -Captainsauce 2021

I love how after the intro we get to see a truck keep flipping and deforming itself.

Anytime a plane is about to tickle a bridge, that's too close, Sauce.

“The monopoly man is too busy exploiting the working class to realize his destination is right behind him.” - comrade captain sauce 2021

“When it comes to airplanes how close to hitting a bridge is to close” Captainsauce whatever makes the plane go through the bridge

10:40 William's spine when he got springlocked.

“I’m a bridge builder not a dump truck biologist” XD

Captainsauce: it seems like a normal bridge Me: yes it does Captainsauce: ok, here's a fighter jet doing a strafing run on a riverboat

“I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infostructure!” *Captain Sauce 2021*

-CaptainSauce 2021 "OH my gosh! I'm the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure!"

Sauce, Solar Smash got an update! NEW PLANETS AND A NEW WEAPON! Secret Planets btw. Wont spoil how to get them tho. Here's hints! 1. Pancake 2. Freezer 3. Purple Man 4. Donut

"The concept of the bridge seems easy anough" famous last words

anyone remember the level when cap made a bridge for a bus that got 100 STRESS and DID NOT BREAK

"It seems like the Monopoly Man is too distracted with exploiting the working class to realize that his final destination is within a fart's distance behind him."

My Teacher: If the tank fills at a constant rate of 3 liters per minute, how much would be in the tank after 19 minutes? Me after an hour in math class: *hopefully enough to drown myself*

“You either make it, or you don’t make it there is no try” -Yoda

“We’re gonna CSI Miami it” immediately breaks

Here's a fun fact: if you make a strong enough bridge, there's an easter egg where whatever is oncoming has a unique interaction. The stunt plane crashes into it and explodes (still blows up the bridge though), the boats sink and don't break your bridge, and the fighter jet shoots the bridge with a missile.

It’s a shame he’s not done anymore of these 😢

Can we just get a plaque of all Sauces quotes.

I wonder if CaptainSauce will ever return to Scrap Mechanic because his videos on it were really entertaining. Also, the new survival mode aspect is something to take a look at for sure.

Yay more poly bridge and that was really really close one in the intro good job cap

Cap played poly bridge so much that he learned the power to broke time and space in poly bridge

Sauce is gonna be Tony's Infrastructurer...

To cap: I want you to know how much you mean to me and your community I am currently 14 and have been watching since age 9 and your videos still bring me a smile no matter how worthless haters might make you feel, you have the power to make a person light up with joy every single time they see you. You are the best

Hey Cap this is a really good study tool because I’m taking a geometry exam tomorrow thanks man I’ll edit the comment and let you know the score! Edit: Forgot about this comment but I needed a 60 to pass the class and I got a 61!

you gotta give it to Sauce, he got that clutch real nice.

I'm so glad he brought this back!! he should definitely bring this back often. I totally forgot about this game

The best part is that for “Spring and a Miss”, he keeps making adjustments to cope with the van and it just ends up being worse

“As much as this game makes me want to build myself a perfect triangle to supuku myself with, I think I might just disconnect” -Captain Sauce 2021

WE DONT NEED BRAIN CELLS WERE WE'RE GOING! I just summed up every single video ever done on poly bridge.

I'm fighting depression, anxiety, and stress. These videos get me through the day. So thank you

I would love to see a compilation of the attempts in those hours it takes to make these vids

I remember when we could do a thing like this and not be ready to get every shot in existence

I love how he says he’s a bridge biologist and not a dump truck biologist

How better could my day get!? I’ve been watching cap’s videos all day and he uploads!

"69.420 potatoes worth of contraction." Great choice of words there cap.

I was just binging this earlier today

Yes, Captian, you are the Tony Stark of dangerous infistructure.

Hey cap, try using a spring on the extra bit of road you're using to catch the van. Have the spring absorb the momentum, not solid steel.

Spring and a miss was honestly genius

I need more crossout please cap

That plane is damn close

The fact that the truck with the gasoline (most likely) does not blow up after the loop is...amazing!

This and the Bossa Studios games are my favorite series

hey sauce what you could have done for the lats level is stuck with the design that worked and on the piece that broke just turn it into a steel muscle. more expensive but stronger

Shawty like a melody in my head

I’m so glad this series is back!

“I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure.” -Captainsauce

Guys, I was rewatching his knockout league vids and I realized HE HAS NOT COMPLETED THE GAME! He has 2 fights left. PLAY MORE KNOCKOUT LEAGUE PLEASE CAP!!!!!

“I’m a bridge builder, not a dump truck biologist”

“ I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure” -CaptainSauce 2020

Thank you for having this channel exist it has given me a laugh every so often which helps a lot with shit going on with my life and thank you

hey cap, r u ever gonna do more vr, you kinda eneded it right after coming back. if you can see this please answer in the next video. like so cap can see\

I had the opportunity to be first...yet i slipped and cleared the notification ;-;

16:50 i'm gonna be 100% honest, this idea is genius!

“300 pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lubetruck” -Tony Stark of Dangerous Infrastructure 2021

Day 33 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.

IT HAS BEEN 31 SECONDS HOW ARE THE 76 COMMENTS

Seeing these Poly Bridge Videos is amazing, and its what i mainly watch (Other than tabs) here. Please continue playign this or tabs after you have completed both :)

10:11 beautiful love the comparison

That intro though impressive

Thank captainsauce, fans for keeping the series going👍🏻

When 12:38 came along I laughed so hard that tears as salty as the saltiest part of the ocean cam (came) out of my eyes!!

Here's a quick tip for you Cap - muscle supports. When your only issue with a bridge is a single piece of metal (or wood) breaking, just replace that one segment with two fairly skinny triangles. (visually, this would like it going from -- to ) This is a significantly stronger segment, and is really easy to add into an almost working bridge for a quick fix. It probably would have worked for that last level, for when you first got the swapping spring direction working, when the only thing that broke was a single piece of metal.

cap: *tells a really good explanation and makes a great bridge* me who saw the intro of the same bridge but it looks different: 😶

I love this entire series

Deck the hall with gasoline Fallala la la laa Light a match and watch it gleam Fallala la la laa Now the school is burnt to ashes Fallala la la laa Aren't you glad you played with matches Fallala la la laa

I can see that you put a lot of time and effort into these videos, and I appreciate it! Keep up the good work!

People who play poly bridge 2 with that plane level:*makes a working arc bridge, a nice elevator* Captainsauce: *makes the plane play hole in the bridge*

these videos just have me rewinding them over and over because they are sooo goddamn good

Captainsauce is A class Bridge builder

When you get a plan, but then you just see it not work, while in the process of trying it... -Poly bridge 2

captian sauce needing that lube truck from the intro to help with that plane

Can we appreciate that cap has come this far and hasn't quite this game from rage I love this series and the bridge's he builds are they even bridge's at this point tho

6:15 Yes, And We Love You Both 3000

The commitment it takes to return to this game again and again with no regard for his sanity is astounding.

Nobody can and will have enough of this amazing man

Best KZfaqr hands down

Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge Guess who’s back? Back again. Cheap wood is back. Warn a friend Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? (Seagulls fighting over popsicle sticks) I created destruction No one wants to see a good bridge no more. They want money Chopped budget Well if you want a bridge, this is what I’ll give ya A lil’ bit of a build mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that’ll jumpstart this shet quicka When the drivers get shocked at the lake By the wires, which aren’t cooperating At the lake, when the bridge is detonating Hey! Stop debating Give me money, get the bridge operating Or they will be on the bridge explodinating I know you have a life miss Cheney, My bridge is complicating! Let me be me or you will see Their deaths don’t need to be on me You can’t shut me down, let me free You have no bridge, without me Get ready, this is gonna get heavy This is your fault Gibby! This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me I deserve medallions, I can be rebellious Be embarrassed You’re overzealous Helpless I can say on my mission BETCH This is nessasary Not that scary You pollute the airwaves I’m a rebel Ask the fact: Why do you think you’re kissin my jass This is not a disaster You make it a catastrophe You’ve been kissin my jass You always ask for me (Sans funi song) I fix that antennae Your’re scared of the splinters Your’re askin for attention I’m the best thing since wrestling Off my bridge, no place to be nesting Testing please Crappy bridge? you asked for me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me I’m tiskin taskin You can’t talk that shet You can get your jass kicked You don’t know me Ur gae Imma listen to techno! Let’s go Give me the signal With the bad bridge? We don’t need no insults The thing is suspenseful I only had pencils I’m more than a symbol It just seems Everybody just needs me This must mean you need me Face it, you need me! Your not the first with this controversy Shut up, I’ll make a bridge for Elvis Presley Underbudget, even with shet tools, I’ll use these extras to get wealthy Hey! Here is a concept that works 20 million dollars emerge No matter how many cast to sea You better give that to me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me

@CaptainSauce, you can make the Bridge endure the impact by using the springs to absorb it. By holding the bottom right ramp with springs instead of steel in 18:58 the ramp would steel feel the impact but it would give in a bit and therefore increase the time it takes to decelerate the ramp downwards.

i really love how much sarcasm captain has

I love the tears of pain with the dump truck

“ .4 percent from being funny” -Captainsauce 2021

If your bridge has to get nut-to-butt with an actively flying plane in any instance, then it's not a bridge. It's a landing strip that cars can pass through

This looks so cool

Your the one youtuber that I can binge watch without getting bored. Thank you for uploading !

"I'm the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure!" Wise and comedic words were spoken that day.

God this series. I feel bad laughing so much because this would literally make me crazy if I was the one playing. 😅

That plane pilot has extremely good precision to Tetris its way through that bridge

Love this

Sometimes I wish I was dead for a month for the only reason to watch 30 videos by captain sauce

This is my favourite series from you! Could you also please try Stardew Valley once??

I don’t know what kind of wood those docs are made of but why don’t we get that

Please keep playing this! I have faith in you!!

No worries about delayed days, after spending hours struggling on a bridge I'll take a break too.

This is glorious

That intro was essentially captainsauce given the god of physics the double bird.