“If somebody tries to kill you repeat after me, I invoke the fifth. They legally cannot harm you without consent.”

If you're ever alone in the forest and feel Observed by wild animals, never climb up a tree as the animal will close on you and wait for you to climb down and hunt you.

"how many stock images do you want in this KZfaq short?" "yes."

“Don’t eat a lot of snow it can cause hypothermia” me drinking a slushy 🗿

personally i just wouldnt get electrocuted

just eat the pillow

The pillow is literally the most impractical way to suffocate someone, yet it works so well in crime moves 💀

In case anyone is wondering, you should almost always throw up if you feel like you’re supposed to, throwing up is natural, and one of your body’s best defenses against poisen/contaminants

"it's almost impossible to gag while humming" You have my attention.

Only do the humming one if you’re vomiting excessively. The act of vomiting is actually your body’s way of expelling something it deems unsafe and, although extremely painful in the moment, you’ll usually feel better after getting sick. However, if you’re just dry heaving over and over use the humming. edit: i say this as someone who legit the day before viewing this video threw up after almost 20 minutes of being extremely nauseous and felt SO much better

Worked as a linesman for 10 years. The crashed power pole thing is 100% true. If you are able, keep you feet together and do small hops like a kangaroo for more safety. Above all: DO NOT FALL OVER AND TOUCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES.

Fun fact from someone who has been attacked by wolves: some wolves will attack anyway. Tbf to them the pack had cubs and I accidentally wandered between their cubs and them. They actually let me go once they realized I was trying to just GTFO.

staying grounded you will still get badly electrocuted, but it'll more just feel like an intense vibration, if the ground is broken you will die. which is why it's important to stay calm and not run if you feel a jolt, it will feel very bizarre but not necessarily painful. a lot of people might try to run from this feeling and doing so will complete the circuit and likely stop your heart

Why is nobody talking about how matpat is about to attack us with a crowbar 💀

the snow will ALSO burn your lips, I remember Bear Grylls was doing stuff in the mountains and basically said this "resist the urge to eat the snow, just grab some in your canteen, place it under your coat if you can to heat it up and in a while you'll have drinking water"

People with siblings already know about the first tip.😅

That wolf tip also works in Breath Of The Wild. If you just keep walking towards the wolf, it won't attack.

If someone is trying to suffocate you and you can’t stop it stop struggling after some time, most people don’t know how long it takes to suffocate someone

I needed that pillow advice once. At least now I know if it ever comes up again.

If you feel like you have to throw up and it’s a school night make sure you throw up, many say this causes happiness

"once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it"

“If someone is trying to suffocate you with a pillow. Just don’t suffocate. Simple as that.”

I've always been told eating snow like that causes sores. Always melt it if you eat a lot in a survival situation. Outside of that, you can eat a little snow. It's fine. Just don't eat the yellow snow.

I felt like I was gonna throw up until I started humming

I can’t get over that first image, it looks like Matpat is about to shank me with a crowbar lmaooo

Thank you for the tips bro, i will remember when I go on for my next victim!

“It’s almost impossible to gag while humming.” Who else started humming for no reason?

Thanks for the throwing up one whenever I have anxiety or I'm overwhelmed I feel like I'll throw up or I actually do throw up so I hope this helps😊

As someone who lives in the Caribbean, "Do not drink the milk of brown coconuts" is actually wrong, you mean dont drink the water of the old coconuts. The Coconut Milk is made from the hardened white flesh/jelly inside that we grate and put into water. When boiled down, you get coconut cream, when you boil it even further down, you get coconut oil and fried coconut curds from the cream( we call this kaka here). Also, the bready growth that is in the middle of a growing coconut is also edible as long as it doesnt smell spoilt. Do with that information what you will 🥰

survival tips: if you ever get lost in the woods with only the clothes on your back, look for a stream immediately. do not eat any berries or fungus if you are not a foraging professional. if you find a stream you can eat the fish, as all freshwater fish are safe to eat. if you need veggie food, i recommend the roots of dandelion flowers as they are the best tasting part of the plant (you can eat every part of it but once the flower blooms the leaves start to taste bitter) if you need to butcher an animal look for flint, it’s a rock that will look waxy on the inside and chalky on the outside. it creates a razor sharp edge when a flake is taken off, and can be easily used to butcher animals or carve wood. if you are sure no one will be able to find you within 3 hours, construct a small shelter out of sturdy dead wood. Large Y shaped branches are the best for this as they can easily be staked into the ground. make a small tent shaped structure that you can fit under, and maybe a fire pit if you have the time for it. the best way to keep rain off you is bark, so take the flint shards from earlier and cut sheets of tree bark and place it over the tent. if it’s hard to stay stable, you can tie it on using cordage. the best cordage substitute you have all year round is the thin roots of pine trees. just take a stick and pull some up and strip the bark off. these are also great for weaving as when they dry they get hard, and can be resoaked to make pliable again. you now need a fire. the easiest way to make fire is a bow drill, look it up so that you know how it works. apply medium pressure and speed at first until you get smoke and a lot of brown dry dust, then apply a lot of pressure and speed to ignite the dust. you then have a small ember you can blow into flames in a tinder pile. now to boil water, you need a container. the easiest one to make is a bark bowl. these have various designs but it’s basically just folding bark. the inside is your bowl. this will store water, and to boil it you heat up rocks in your fire and then move them with a stick into the bowl, causing the water to boil. this is everything you need for basic survival

Anyone else notice the first picture is Matpat?

also yellow snow has extra vitamins so its healthier for you to consume the yellow snow, infact it's so healthy you could eat it and not get hypothermia

If someone tries to suffocate you with a pillow, just don’t suffocate

That's true if you hum when you feel like you're going to throw up you won't throw up... you'll throw up out of your nose.

These are so specific. Especially the pillow one

"if somebody trys to kill you with a pillow" Matpat shows up holding a sword

“Just rotate your head to the side and breath.” Bro, if I’m in a situation where I can’t get the pillow off of my face on my own, chances are when they realize I’m not dead, they’ll snap my neck or kill me via other means

Okay but who's actually gonna just stare a wolf in the face and not move an inch

that humming tip, I shit you not, is something I do. I suffer from chronic morning sickness and humming myself awake has become just a normal thing I do, and certain tones help me relax. try harmonizing with your microwave sometime.

Me standing up to a wolf 🐺...5 seconds later I'm missing a leg

Been in the pillow situation. They can tell when you're turning your head and they'll just block that too.

If you feel like you’re gonna puke, you gotta get that stuff out of you, don’t hold it in and try not to puke.

Thanks for these tips a lot oftimes I almost puked but humming kinda made me worse but it wouldn’t let me gag so i was completely safe!

what the police finna do? shoot the telephone pole?

Drinking water from snow is still a bad idea. The water snow is made of contains almost no minerals, that makes it that the water almost immediatly goes into your cells (and can also make those cells explode) and doesn't hydrate the bloodstream

‘’ Dont eat a lot of snow or you could get hypothermia’’ Me: eating Snowcone 💀

I love how back then we used to have very serious videos to give serious advice, now we have minecraft parkour videos with someones voice behind it

'EVERYONE RUN THERE IS A FIRE' me: shuffling along like a penguin edit: ty for the likes yay!!

Bruh throwing up is a natural response to a digestive issue, if you are going to puke, then let it happen, your body knows best.

*"If you ever feel like throwing up, Start humming"* Patient next to me: WHO TF IS HUMMING AT 3AM JUST LET ME SLEEP-

Someone : tries to suffocate Me : breathe air

Someone just recently died in my county from a downed power line. Poor guy was an assistant wrestling coach at a high school.

I love wolves. I would stand my ground and look them in the eyes. I would then approach them and want to pet them. That would be my downfall.

Wolves: we got this...OH SHIZ HE'S STANDING STILL!

If the snow is yellow it will be warm enough to drink.

When you're panicking, you can't really think about anything. Had experienced being suffocated with a pillow by my uncle when I was 9 and all I could do was struggle. I was trying to recreate what happened back then and only then find out I could breathe if I turn my head.

How easy it is to counter being suffocated by a pillow just makes it so damn goofy that anyone’s actually ever gone out that way

I remembered the first fact while i was playing with my brother and he did that, thanks for not letting me struggle :]

bro sometimes throwing up is essential to survival

When wolves confront you (from what this video taught me) you walk towards them with that "you fucked up look" in cartoon/show/games where the person walks slowly and furiously.

Man I could’ve used that tip about throwing up on Friday before I threw up on the floor of the plane I was flying on💀

something else about the snow is that it will also dehydrate you if you eat it so its better to boil it and drink it rather than eat it as snow

I actually hummed when I felt like throwing up and it worked

Silent Hill 2 would go completely different if Mary Sunderland knew it.

Man these are some really good tips, If only I could remember them for more than 2 minutes

"You could've been downed in electrical" gave me PTSD

I love the Minecraft parkour in the background

another wolf survival tip!: if you come across a pack by yourself, make eye contact with the wolf, put your arms to your side, and bow. this is how you let it know you not a threat. edit: GUYS I SEARCHED THIS ON GOOGLE. IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE.

Pro tip, the only pillows that can actually suffocate you are really dense memory foam, and the silicone ones. They may restrict your breathing, but remain calm and you won't even have to worry about passing out.

Fun fact:- if this situation actually happens to me, I forgot all these tips because of panic 😂

i was in fact the low chance of throwing up when humming-

Wolves wont often attack humans, so you should be fine in a wolf situation. Most tend to stay away. If you have any sort of gun though, fire off a warning shot if you think SHTF, guns scare off most things that can hear it

“hey mom can I have some snow to eat” the snow at home: 💧

This videos are so helpful Thx

The first stock image looks like MatPat maniacal laughing while holding a crowbar

I'd also be surprised if I found a coconut with coconut milk in it, considering there should be only coconut water

The humming thing is actually pretty useful ngl

If someone’s robbing your house while your home alone call the police - wise words

“It’s almost impossible to throw up while humming” *continues to sing opera*

Tbh, most people just start groaning and that works just fine. It’s the same as humming

Me who’s exhausted: ok youtube before bed The youtube algorithm: 😳

Me taking small shuffling steps while my a$$ is on fire is my favorite thing

Yes, throwing up is definitely life threatening

adding to the snow one: after you melt it, make sure that you also boil it after it's melted (and, obviously, let it cool down a bit after boiling)

okay the first picture..is that matpat the person looks a lot like matpat sobs

The humming part actually helped! Thanks!

Nahhhh if someone suffocating me with a pillow im just gonna stand there

If you are ever alone in the middle of the forest and you dont know where you are, stay calm, make as much noise as posseble so you scare any wild animals away and try to guide your way out of the forest by following the sun.

Cool vid

The humming one works, I use it all the time

I should send it to my mom for the throw up section

I've automatically been doing the humming thing as like a subconscious reaction

Throwing up is to get rid of harmful things you ate

Yes water of snow is very clear and healthy to drink

Another thing for vomiting. Peppermint. I I get extremely nauseous and will randomly wake up at 5:00 AM throwing up. Put some peppermint oil in an oil diffuser and let the scent fill the room. Something about the cool sensation in the back of your throat helps a crap ton. Also it’s hard to identify the first few times but I usually start getting bad tasting burps that are nowhere near the flavor of what I ate (normal people taste burps their burps, that’s not a weird trait right?). When I get that burp I get my peppermint and lay down. Also there’s a pressure point on your wrist, you’ll have to look up a more specific location for where it is, but it helps with nausea. I haven’t tested humming before though but if you can’t get rid of your nausea then peppermint and that pressure point, and you can stop it before it happens if you can identify the odd burp flavor. But sometimes if none of these are helping, your body wants to dispel food, sometimes the only way to get rid of the nausea is allowing it to release. It’s extremely uncomfortable but at least the nausea goes away in some cases.

I love how I watch these videos only to forget what’s everything by the time they end😂

id recommend not calling the police if you crash into an electrical pole, call the fire brigade

Fun fact: my aunt crashed into an electric line thingy, broke her ribs, but survived. She's perfectly fine to this day.

Wolf will attack but standing your ground minimises it

as an actual Pacific Islander it's often frustrating seeing the way coconuts are portrayed in media... brown coconut is often used as oil while the green younger coconuts is used as refreshment