Carl Barron - Uncultured
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5 жыл бұрын
@leeannemccaskie1867 4 жыл бұрын
The telstra one is spot on
@KingOfGamesss 3 жыл бұрын
Fkn Telstra
@CM26617 3 жыл бұрын
@@KingOfGamesss "Oh, f-kin' Telstra; don't START!" Can confirm it's in the dictionary, under 'F'. 'F-kin' Telstra; adjective-noun 1) a reference to a Australian-based telecommunications company; and 2) an adjective phrase, commonly used as a description of dread or disdain, usually in reference to aforementioned corporate organisation.' XD
@joelfrancis5391 3 жыл бұрын
💯
@becselizabeth3153 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Telstra, how may i piss you off today?
@FootyManagerTV 3 жыл бұрын
My dad literally said “fucking Telstra” today after talking with them
@imsarah1815 3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this guy. I'm gonna go on a KZfaq binge now.
@bh8671 3 жыл бұрын
Discovered? 🤔
@chevyatkins558 3 жыл бұрын
Fee feee . Carl is a ledgened wen he came to Perth all them years ago I went bowling with him and a group of friends it was epic
@Dirtmcgirt22 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking roll a spliff, kick back in the sun and enjoy!
@stevejones1488 3 жыл бұрын
Find the one where he fell off the roof
@2.0plays35 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jimmytwostones 4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t love this guy there’s clearly something very wrong
@dan_playz39 4 жыл бұрын
I like your style
@chellym8 4 жыл бұрын
Stile (noun) an arrangement of steps that allows people but not animals to climb over a fence or wall. Did mean style?
@scy2786 4 жыл бұрын
Chels Withers fucking what
@raccuia1 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I say my good fellow, they're all rather a bunch of cockheads.
@Moredistress 4 жыл бұрын
People who don't like Carl Barron, are probably just suffering from WORMS.
@bc6955 4 жыл бұрын
Saw Carl live..THE BEST. Aussie Legend. I remember when someone turned up late Carl said..”what time did your ticket say?” Hilarious!
@Harkeilla 4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see this legend live.
@trishaa5100 3 жыл бұрын
😫😂 that’s gold!
@bkc7228 3 жыл бұрын
There where all these freaking cars out there
@begoodifnotbegoodatit1110 2 жыл бұрын
No way you were at that one!! 😂
@heidicat771 Жыл бұрын
best comedian hope i get to see him live one day would have been an epic night
@TheRiderGuider Жыл бұрын
As a pom who came to live down under in 2006, it was only a matter of days before I had my first run in with f**king Telstra. It was then, and still is how I've always referred to them, so when I heard this for the first time I cried laughing. Outstanding.
@nicholastahan7670 4 жыл бұрын
Carl's facial expressions seal the deal for great laughter. 🤣
@barryallen8488 3 жыл бұрын
Just earlier today i said "Fkin Telstra" Thinking about it, it's about as common as "Fkin Optus"
@bobzor 7 ай бұрын
Gonna be more 'Fkn Optus' from Today on!
@TheCount989 3 жыл бұрын
Best comedian out there, as a proud Australian, this bloke is the best
@Kimmy-pw8tm 4 жыл бұрын
Carl was so fresh when he started his comedy routines. He is a classic even in 2020.
@lizpralica Жыл бұрын
Did you mean 2002?
@mark-ish 8 ай бұрын
@@lizpralicano
@beastaa666 5 ай бұрын
2024 hes fuckin spot on
@sahulianhooligan7046 4 жыл бұрын
The Australian version of Y'all
@kaylag5043 3 жыл бұрын
"You lot" also works when you're talking to people that are pissing you off
@earlcollinviray280 3 жыл бұрын
Its actually in the dictionary
@tjgoldstein73 3 жыл бұрын
No. Only scummers use that word, the rest of us speak English.
@Kalani_Saiko 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaylag5043 eg YOU LOT NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD INTO THE GAME AND DO YOUR WORK -My primary school teacher
@mikespearwood3914 2 жыл бұрын
No, it's the Australian version of youse.
@13thAMG 4 жыл бұрын
The irony is, Carl, you clearly are an intellectual. You'd have to be to come up with the concepts that you do and brilliant ways of communicating them.
@mikegoodwin5951 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t really call them concepts lmao
@kaibe5241 3 жыл бұрын
Humour is an aspect of intelligence. Comedians are generally quite smart.
@salvn Жыл бұрын
Lol it's no irony... Comedy and dry sense of humour takes a lot of intelligence. Not everyone can do it
@brutifullroast2548 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha no he's just a normal Auzzie
@thoughtsandslayers3917 Жыл бұрын
You can be very, very smart and clever, but still be uncultured and not up on etiquette. It doesn’t mean that you are stupid
@elijahtheprophet963 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a kiwi and I fucking love this guy Carl Barron you inspire me man!
@paulinefollett3099 Жыл бұрын
Carl is naturally very funny. You just have to look at him and you laugh. What an absolute Aussie legend.
@skzvixen 5 жыл бұрын
We have a whole other language here in Aussie 😹
@skzvixen 5 жыл бұрын
Ok 😹 thanks for the lesson SMH!
@consciousbeing1188 5 жыл бұрын
@@skzvixen - You've probably lived here all your life and never knew that little factoid, right? xD .. Some people can't help but be a fucknuckle on social media.. You just met one of them lol
@amb1u5 5 жыл бұрын
Strine is what we call australian english
@jimbojones8208 5 жыл бұрын
@@cicolas_nage Bull fucking shit. People say "i'm going to Aussie" etc all the time, cockhead.
@bobthebuilder4939 5 жыл бұрын
@@cicolas_nage what a load of crap, we constantly refer to Australia as Aussie
@rheachelharris8569 5 жыл бұрын
Omg. Love Carl Baron. Always laugh out loud watching him. Such a funny, witty man..
@jaxsonhowie9424 4 жыл бұрын
“ you sound like a yobbo” 😂😂😂👌🏻 I lost it
@Bill.L.Carroll 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I've watch this, and I still piss myself laughing... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeboy4229 2 жыл бұрын
Made the mistake of trying to match wits with him at a show in Newcastle and had my ass handed to me.. he's the best!!
@Secarious 4 жыл бұрын
'Youse' is actually in the dictionary.
@keyb0at 4 жыл бұрын
it is now
@abasssammaka4979 4 жыл бұрын
Ex Industries it wasn’t before Carl Barron put it out there
@Sercadian1 4 жыл бұрын
That's crazy! And still gullible isn't in the dictionary yet?!
@Secarious 4 жыл бұрын
Yet it says it in the title of this video.
@GlennDavey 4 жыл бұрын
How about "grouse" ?
@invhertz9 4 жыл бұрын
Being a roof tiler myself, this makes it even more funnier 😂
@themoralcompass4185 2 жыл бұрын
Have a smoko on 2 bricks mate?
@nathancampbell1922 4 жыл бұрын
Only comedian that makes me laugh
@ksingh4103 4 жыл бұрын
Popular song lyrics maybe look up Sebastian Maniscalco
@sebhitsthewall3070 3 жыл бұрын
Issac butterfield
@menasouvlaki3595 3 жыл бұрын
Mitch hedberg
@modle4108 3 жыл бұрын
donald glover
@Mouseymouse678 3 жыл бұрын
@@sebhitsthewall3070 I don’t like Isaac, he seems like such an angry man imo
@professornuke7562 3 жыл бұрын
I once had to scan an English Baron. Here in Melbourne. I called his name in the waiting room, leaving out the title (I've scanned a lot of famous people in 31 years and none of them ever want to be spotted in a Nuclear Medicine waiting room.) On the way to the stress testing room, I said "How are you today, your Grace" and he replied "Good Lord, young man! How does an Australian know what my proper manner of address is?" "I read a lot, your Grace." "How extraordinary! How wonderful! Now yer c'n drop the fancy-pants stuff. 'Geoffrey' will be fine between us!" I'd like to think Carl's Lord's dinner party may have actually happened.
@jokidd4005 5 жыл бұрын
He's just so good!
@pammy-bateman1327 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I have watched this clip... I laugh sooo hard every time!!😆😆😆 I wish I could give it a fresh thumbs up each time. Love you Carl😍😍
@lizpralica Жыл бұрын
Oh how I adore Carl! I'd love to see him live!
@bona76 3 жыл бұрын
I have watched this vid so many times and it never gets old
@danielfrost8571 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I dated a lawyer I met in London and she would do the same shit to me. 🤣🤣 it’s hilarious how close this joke is to a certain part of my life. Love you Carl, great laugh. 👍🏼
@donaldaribam 3 жыл бұрын
Discovered him a minute ago. Became my new favourite 52 seconds ago.
@aimes4862 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my dad love Carl Barron's videos he's such a legend 🇦🇺😎
@jasonkieck2100 4 жыл бұрын
Carl you are a flipping legend you split my sides mate ☯️🇬🇧
@kaibe5241 3 жыл бұрын
Such a unique comedian. Love him to bits.
@sarahb2779 2 жыл бұрын
Love Carl. Seen him in Sydney, great show. couldn't stop laughing!!!
@yasht9 2 жыл бұрын
Seen him, did you?
@sarahb2779 2 жыл бұрын
@@yasht9 yep seen him live in Sydney
@wryter93 4 жыл бұрын
Carl, please post more. We all need your humor right now.
@banjopete 5 жыл бұрын
Genuinely funny, in tears! Love it Geoffrey!
@mattyt6986 3 жыл бұрын
"what do you mean? Like a gay lord?" it's 3:30am and I just snotted everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rexpayne7836 2 жыл бұрын
Simply the best I need to see him live. 😂
@blueenglishstaffybreeder6956 Жыл бұрын
In my opinion the most naturally funny comedian in Australian history, I only have to look at him and I know I’m gonna laugh, can’t wait to see him live, please let us know mate when you’re coming to Melbourne next
@kurttruk2 3 жыл бұрын
Carl - "What are youse all doing tomorrow?" Doctors - "We aren't sheep. Use the CORRECT words to talk to us." Carl - "Well in my socio-economic group, I just expressed a respect for you. I politely enquired as to the context of your experiences and expectations, I expressed personal inclusivity, I identified youse all as friends, and I efficiently encapsulated all that into a single word: 'youse'... Whereas you expressed that you are only comfortable if you are superior and able to shit on the other socio-economic groups. How's that going to work when you have express a nice bedside manner?
@greek.freak.com-1079 2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@nibs394 6 ай бұрын
He cracks me every time I watch him..an absolute genius of recreating funny side of life..would love to go to his gig..lol :)
@emptygg1097 4 жыл бұрын
This man makes my days i tell ya
@FieldOfDaisies2468 3 жыл бұрын
The Telstra bit had me cracking up, so true
@care4animals114 8 күн бұрын
2024, needed this.... again ❤❤❤
@delusionalemon 2 жыл бұрын
How he put the last bit together was genius
@dwaynejoyce1357 2 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake Carl is a very astute observer of the human condition and very very smart, particularly for a Bogan. 🤣
@nolesy34 2 жыл бұрын
There should be a new category a carlogan
@jimcare3878 3 жыл бұрын
I had a casual beer with him in the Old Fitzroy many moons ago on a lazy Tuesde. champion bloke and just as laid back in person. i'd had some recollection of him from early footy show days but had zero idea how he'd smashed it overseas. couldn't happen to a nicer bloke and just wish been able to keep him out a bit longer. This was back before sydney was a dive and u had to ask permission to breathe at night haha
@jesuslovesus4002 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@markegan2570 Жыл бұрын
The Ballarat Dvd concert cracked me up! Hope Carl goin ok! THANKS for your Comedy/Real life perspective!
@lisadavies6295 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know I had an incontenence problem until I started listening to Carl - bugger I pissed my pants again!,🤣
@caveman5831 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing is greater then having a better come back to a smart ass person.
@demsindun3956 4 жыл бұрын
His a complete legend on ya Carl barron
@damo9413 4 жыл бұрын
"Fucking Telstra" saw it coming: still laughed hard enough to blow out candles in 2090.
@connorchiarelli9541 5 жыл бұрын
“See ya later cockheads!” Hahahaha
@joedstaaa 3 жыл бұрын
We used to watch him in our English class. And as the only Filipino in the room I laughed my ass off 😂
@murphy2870 4 жыл бұрын
I just looked up youse and yous in a few online dictionaries and it was found in all.
@amosmaka6030 5 жыл бұрын
Had me dying when he spoke British at the end...😂😂
@dylanherring8054 4 жыл бұрын
@Ri Boi you can't be that stupid
@kenlee-97 3 жыл бұрын
@Maxx Damage hi sir , I can see where your user name comes into play, as in maximum damage to their egos'. Also maximum damage to their ass as well after you've fucked with them ,Cheers mate.
@Pizzacheese10 3 жыл бұрын
@user deceased you literally did, ("Spoke British" What the fuck is that) don't act like u didn't u numpty
@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 жыл бұрын
That's just English
@borris3768 10 ай бұрын
British isn't a language you tard
@Quinny1394 2 жыл бұрын
Up to that point in my life I've only had smoko on 2 bricks, and I was only 21 when I found out that you don't shake a bottle of wine before you open it, gettin it all mixed in 🤣 all those chunky bits 🤣
@FehadBilgramiChannel1 4 жыл бұрын
He’s quite intelligent actually, yous all know about it
@goggy6850 3 жыл бұрын
Just met Carl today at my local cafe at lunch. Legit nice guy
@elizabethmarsh8109 Жыл бұрын
Love Carl! ❤
@barriedouglas7272 7 ай бұрын
Just Brilliant, I would love to seem him live!
@moniqueturnbull2003 5 жыл бұрын
Love him
@oldsoulone7557 4 жыл бұрын
3:09 lol. Telstra. I can remember when Telstra was Telecom. :)
@catey62 3 жыл бұрын
I can remember when you could get good service from them too.
@angelika_munkastrap4634 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Not wanting to sound racist but that was back before they fired Aussies and outsourced to overseas scabs. Now it's all gone to HELL
@raygale4198 3 жыл бұрын
I guess anyone who remembers it being the PMG must be like fricken old. ;-) Bring back the A and B buttons !
@nagadorset Жыл бұрын
Far can brilliant mate. love yer work Carl.
@KennyTseraha-xg6gu Жыл бұрын
Hahahaah. I had stitches laughing at his jokes. He's hilarious. Regrards from PNG. 😂.
@meegoreng8155 10 ай бұрын
Did you get the stitches out?
@starbright1400 7 ай бұрын
Loved doing the Kokoda track
@thefeelcompany 9 ай бұрын
South Welsh boy here laughing wayyyy past his bed time having just discovered this champ tonight. Pissing myself.
@petratorner7325 5 жыл бұрын
What a pissa!. Sitting here in tears ....😂
@nepalesenewar573 Жыл бұрын
The best ,, Legend!!
@andrep8479 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy 😂😂😂
@michaelcinar1452 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the best..
@CiscoHouston-vt1pc 5 ай бұрын
Always love when Paul Kelly starts cracking jokes. xx love yer Carl
@awiljames4640 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy his comedy great
@michelleconnell1482 3 жыл бұрын
Carl Barron is the best!
@followyourdreams8673 3 жыл бұрын
I love his accent, I could listen to his voice all day.
@roberttaylor1999 3 жыл бұрын
You need to get out a bit more!
@followyourdreams8673 3 жыл бұрын
After working 14 hours today, if you haven’t got anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Kindness costs nothing.
@roberttaylor1999 3 жыл бұрын
@@followyourdreams8673 Don't be so touchy, it was just a bit of advice to widen your horizons.
@themoralcompass4185 2 жыл бұрын
@@roberttaylor1999 shhhh mate
@PatDavis-qg5no 4 жыл бұрын
"yeahnah" should be added in to the dictionary. All yous who work for the government should get on to it.
@mrknight7957 4 жыл бұрын
Pat Davis 2403 agreed!!!
@BH-nv1lu 5 жыл бұрын
"What are all of you going to do tomorrow?"
@BiRDiEHere 4 жыл бұрын
2:28
@biff2218 4 жыл бұрын
Whose?
@rickoliver2059 3 жыл бұрын
Brayden Hill , Don`t know `bout youse , but I`m goan crabbin` , spot ya !
@ShellL 3 жыл бұрын
Brayden Hill what a waste of time & energy. “what are youse doin tomorrow” 4 words instead of 9. Makes sense-Life’s short.
@peepeetrain8755 3 жыл бұрын
"what youse garn do 'morrow?"
@TombstoneHeart 4 жыл бұрын
"Youse" We've been using it so much it's in the Urban Dictionary: TOP DEFINITION Youse Second Person Plural. A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language. French has "vous" (informal and formal) and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal). The southern USA version is "you all" Youse are too many to all get into the one car.
@youcanbesmartaskhow3857 4 жыл бұрын
My mom always said yins. Are yins fixing to leave?
@jordiramirez405 4 жыл бұрын
Southern USA version is "y'all" not "you all"
@mattmcguire1577 4 жыл бұрын
Youse came into being when Ye was dropped. It is common in Ireland and parts of England. It is not uniquely Australian, although it is common here.
@seanworkman431 4 жыл бұрын
Too many words. "Youse are too many to get into one car" . I've bin practiced me hole life!
@hughmoore810 4 жыл бұрын
T H You & 5 others have got it wrong. It's not "youse" but "ewes". At 1:37 he say's he got shit faced & mentioned "ewes" & sheep. That's his view on doctors at the dinner party & there lowly opinion of the "poorly educated yobbo type of guy".
@SikanderAli007 5 жыл бұрын
Love it..!!!
@peekay5518 4 жыл бұрын
Naturally gifted funny man 👍
@elaisborg197 3 жыл бұрын
Another top class aussie
@donmaina254 2 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves a special on Netflix
@javidali6405 4 жыл бұрын
Ducking Telstra. Awesome 👏
@lesbianspacecrimes3292 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE CARL remeber watching this with my dad on cd in a tent life was good then
@LisaJohannsen-wh2be 11 ай бұрын
LOVE CARL HES AWESOME GREAT AUSSIE
@jeffstone2136 3 жыл бұрын
This man speaks the truth of God.
@sophiepooks2174 2 ай бұрын
So bull shit then?
@elijahtheprophet963 4 жыл бұрын
4:55 by the way what yous doing tomorrow, fuck I'm getting abs from all this laughing ❤ Carl you are literally the cure to depression man
@cherieg9427 4 жыл бұрын
Legend👍
@JPMonstie 4 жыл бұрын
They could add “fucking Telstra” to the dictionary just on the number of times I’ve used it.
@marklowe7431 2 жыл бұрын
Quality comedy. Top of the game.
@purplescorp 3 жыл бұрын
Fuknuckle... ahhh, one of my very favourites! 😅
@tonywhite8093 8 ай бұрын
Better than any American comic.
@drc4320 4 жыл бұрын
Drink whilst watching may cause your beer to come out your nose, be warned!!
@stuwhiteman3810 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha 🤣 The Barron what a ledge!
@lilliumaldaeth9107 3 жыл бұрын
omg the accents killed me!
@smokeymcpot991 Жыл бұрын
I remember being 12 n going to HMV to get his 1st DVD
@kirbyburgess3154 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest guy I have ever seen on KZfaq
@Ironhorse41 4 жыл бұрын
Legend ;)
@MattOzby 3 жыл бұрын
"wdym lika gAy LoRd?" 😂😂😂
@gavromatic7373 4 жыл бұрын
Love this tripper
@petergregory8864 3 жыл бұрын
Thankyou Carl.
@JaydenLawson 4 жыл бұрын
Best channel on KZfaq
@enzudesign 3 жыл бұрын
Telstra jokes had me dying lol 🤣🤣🤣
@mariajenner5486 3 жыл бұрын
He us soo good
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