Carl Works The Express Lane On Mother's Day
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Күн бұрынNail Color: Carl's not sporting any nail polish today.
It's Mother's Day! You stopped by Flowe's Foods on your way to your mom's house to pick up a few things. Thank goodness they have an express lane!
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@zoriahmoreno4070 3 жыл бұрын
Carl: “People come to me to check out fast” Also Carl: Talks to “me” for 45 mins” 😂
@deathslut666 3 жыл бұрын
Carl explains everything so thoroughly, what a guy
@paradox9740 3 жыл бұрын
Mansplaining 🥶
@zoriahmoreno4070 3 жыл бұрын
I DIED when Carl said “we don’t believe in spices”😭
@laurencurtis1166 3 жыл бұрын
“I’d love to check you out and I’ll ring up your groceries too” 😂😂😂
@lezwemekoa1056 3 жыл бұрын
Wooaah my profiles an "L" too and we both love this channel.... 👍🏽Nice
@PKEA71006 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Carl SO CREEPY & LOVABLE at the same time?? "You can look but you can't feel 'em..." grin
@Suzanne690 3 жыл бұрын
The thumbs down are the customers in line at the store 👎🏼😂
@HaleyBWheeler 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised the world’s best mother didn’t make an appearance today on Mother’s Day to tell all the other mothers that they’re doing their job wrong, even though they’re doing their best! She was probably too busy crafting on her loom! At any rate, when Harvest’s away, Carl saves the day! 😂 Another great video I’m sure! Thanks Mary, I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!
@miss_thing3790 3 жыл бұрын
Well damn, now I wanna see “Carl goes to the strip club asmr” and see him explain what a dollar is
@BLiNGyourALARMclock 3 жыл бұрын
Contactless checkout 👀
@MM_asmrColorTests 3 жыл бұрын
@@xobritt9248 Yes, and the entire time he's terrified Mother will find out somehow and voices what she would say!
@ariesgirl4994 3 жыл бұрын
I must be tired because Carl is starting to look cute. 😂
@kittenshakatcan 3 жыл бұрын
In the next Carl video... Carl appears in court on stalking charges
@ruthristow4584 3 жыл бұрын
I'm grateful for the internet, because where else would this display of genius be possible?
@aria3329 2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! Mary is brilliant...
@rebekahphillips7 3 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine the library lady after dealing with Carl & his Mom?!🤣🤣🤣
@lexiesasmr3839 3 жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious! 😂
@libra_asmr 3 жыл бұрын
“I’d love to check you out” *awkward silence* “That was a joke...” 😂😂
@SpeedyJanet 3 жыл бұрын
"A toilet brush and an apple" now that's a shopping list!
@clo8624 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you an actor? You should be, cause you're real good at it." 😂 "...exacerbates my night blindness." 😂😂
@nezziecakes8743 3 жыл бұрын
Omg a Carl’s video on Mother’s Day?! THANK YOU! Happy Mother’s Day to you too! ❤️
@Kirbybaby 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the odd one out cause I be watching Mary for a good laugh not even to sleep 🤣🤣
@Fifi86911 3 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling my BP rise waiting in this express checkout line lol 😂
@daniellegreen4982 3 жыл бұрын
Me and one of my friends watch Carl together at least 3 times a week
@rinkyasmr1361 3 жыл бұрын
What a random but wholesome activity to do with a friend 🤣 tbf it is like a whole one man show
@daniellegreen4982 3 жыл бұрын
@@rinkyasmr1361 yeah but we both find it both entertaining and relaxing, I told him a new one dropped and he got mega excited
@margaretforsey7763 3 жыл бұрын
That is so cute!
@marissasimas9258 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but when you said you send the wasps to glory, I lost it. Carl is my favorite, hands down!
@melliemac5617 3 жыл бұрын
Carl videos are everything to me. I LOVE him. And I love you and your brilliant brain, Mary.
@breejohn 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for one of your videos to sleep! Happy Mother’s Day Mary ☺️
@funderground81 3 жыл бұрын
*scrolls through subscriptions feed* Me: New Carl video! 😁 *plays immediately* PS - Happy Mother's Day!
@mz3588 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like being patronised and creeped out before bedtime 😌
@honimello 3 жыл бұрын
“i’d stick a dollar in your g string” I- OH MY GODDDS AMDNSJABBA 🤣🤣🤣
@bunanna8495 3 жыл бұрын
This series is a comedy tv show to me at this point. I love it so much 😂❤️
@hannahk182 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing!! It’s after 4am and I’m still awake 😩 thank you mama Mary 💗 happy Mother’s Day 💐 love from Ireland xx
@Olgadeni19 3 жыл бұрын
Who else loves Carl??? 🤩🤩
@nezziecakes8743 3 жыл бұрын
He and Lynette are my favorites
@AmyCat71 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Carl never goes full Norman Bates because I feel like there is potential.
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
Well, in one video he said that he sometimes thinks about baseball bats when it comes to his mother. He was talking to an fiiinnne woman in an expensive cosmetic store & his mother called him nonstop. But I'm rooting for him as well. 😂
@_ZB4 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Carl... I laugh too much when I watch these. Mary, you’re such a gem
@jasonellis4330 3 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna sleep on how great Mary's arms are? You look like you could help me move my couch but also give good hugs
@jasonm4332 3 жыл бұрын
"well maybe i wanna speak to your manager, ever thought about that ?" looooooooool
@lisak6321 3 жыл бұрын
What's more disturbing, Carl or me adoring Carl? I don't care just asking. Any chance you could get Carl on a coffee mug? Thanks for the stress reliever Mary, you're the best!
@tinabrady4420 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, carl on a coffee mug!!!!! I would buy it.
@MM_asmrColorTests 3 жыл бұрын
Ha, one of these days we really need Mother to make an appearance to tell her side of all these stories! 😂
@PKEA71006 3 жыл бұрын
Ha HA HA!! For SURE!
@Em_Davis 3 жыл бұрын
This is like my 5th Carl video I've watched and I love them so much!
@ashlynkay3755 3 жыл бұрын
✨y e s✨ I’ve been dying for a new Carl video ty sm
@BunnaySango 3 жыл бұрын
Express tills are becoming a relic of the past. My local asda doesn't even have any, they just have the self service tills, including ones that have a belt for bigger orders. I appreciate that Carl is concerned for my safety though 🤣
@tookieryan6574 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed Carl! Thank you, Mary. Happy Mother’s Day! ❤️
@lisapfuelb3547 3 жыл бұрын
This is my first time experiencing Carl! Love it! You are so talented!!! Thank you for your hard work!
@eurkas9608 3 жыл бұрын
Your carl videos are my favorite. This is exactly what i needed after today.thank you for all your hard work.
@sarahburnett3162 3 жыл бұрын
In real life if a man talked that slowly to me and mansplained everything I would get so mad but when Carl does it it's okay. He's truly a gentleman.
@vm88940 3 жыл бұрын
When I see his videos I get super excited because 😴😴😴😴 but in real life I just walk away lol
@ashley-yy3fo 3 жыл бұрын
this is so, so good. you’re such a great actress 💕 love your videos so much!
@paperbag5880 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Mother's Day Mary! 💐😃💛
@jenniferpage6678 3 жыл бұрын
I live for these Carl videos.. He's so inappropriate lol
@Miss_Wonderful1 Жыл бұрын
As soon as Carl mentioned him and his mother jumping and exercising, I knew Richard Simmons had something to do with it 😆
@kris1012 3 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of an uncomfortably-similar express checkout I endured recently. Dude was creepy inappropriate and had a comment for every single item I bought. Carls are apparently everywhere! 😅
@lisalamb5448 3 жыл бұрын
What a treat! Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!! 💐
@ameliaearhart666 3 жыл бұрын
“They come to my register if they wanna get outta here quickly”…ok Carl
@Riflerman13 3 жыл бұрын
Carl at the club for cantaloupes. Now I really have heard everything
@juliekopanda1920 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for a Carl video!!! Happy Mother's day Mary!!!
@conniebradley9307 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Mary!!! This woman here has been missing my Carl!!! His explanation of anyone and everything is just so detailed and hilarious!!!!! You have me rolling in laughs over all the questions he asked!!!! Love him more and more each time!! You’re a definite one of a kind Mary, my dear friend!!! Hope you had a very awesome Mother’s Day!!! Love ya hon!! 😉🌸
@frostybaby13 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahah, fuzzy top shortage in town!!! :D Love Carl, Mary is hysterical!!!!
@Scifi-eh8fw 3 жыл бұрын
Of all the people to be working on the express lane🤣🤣🤣 thanks Mary this is just what I needed
@whenderellasbrewreview7217 3 жыл бұрын
We all know and love this guy.
@Olgadeni19 3 жыл бұрын
Yessssss I’m so excited for thisss
@SlightlyBreezy1 3 жыл бұрын
😂 I just love Carl! I really needed this today!
@hm4680 3 жыл бұрын
We love Carl
@rachelsomething1050 3 жыл бұрын
I worked my grocery store cashier job yesterday on Mother’s Day. I did tell a few people “we have a self check out” 😂
@honimello 3 жыл бұрын
really sad mary didn’t tape an ‘f’ in front of lowes on the shirt lol 😂
@susanp.4781 3 жыл бұрын
I got so excited when I saw Carl was back last night! BUT I have yet to make it thru the video cuz I fell asleep - your voice in any form is so soothing!
@anaroskma 3 жыл бұрын
Best use of my lunch break ever
@reginaphalange4081 3 жыл бұрын
Great Mother’s Day gift to hear Carl! I hope you had a great Mother’s Day Mary 💓💐
@Sarahhlynn1995 3 жыл бұрын
Funny video 😂 I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!
@peachesvancouver 3 жыл бұрын
carl let’s get mcdonald’s lol 😂
@DominiqueFox9821 3 жыл бұрын
Happy mother's day Mary I hope your day went well
@tinabrady4420 3 жыл бұрын
Carl makes life easier. I love Carl.
@jemmawise-richards6528 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Mary this is your best Carl video yet! Laughed so much, you’re amazing 🤩
@MichelleHenleyJohnson 3 жыл бұрын
Hoochies Dollar Store. 😂 I wonder how many other people caught that reference. Love that movie!
@arianaquick3080 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part. Paprika ? you cook with it ? why ? lol lol
@asmrstoriesofmyown5415 3 жыл бұрын
I am too stoned for this. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
@ruthanncaldwell5705 3 жыл бұрын
Happy mothers day another absoulutly beautiful video
@chyrellemorris6924 3 жыл бұрын
Today I was thinking I really need a role play from Mary, and she delivers 😊
@samanthajohnston9269 3 жыл бұрын
Now I know how to kill a "wast" lol
@antoinettemindset 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!
@breezydrumergrl 2 жыл бұрын
I like Carl’s dance moves.
@dennismullins4660 3 жыл бұрын
A double date with our moms. Great stuff
@k9tattoo948 3 жыл бұрын
Woop!!!! Thanks a bunch Mary for this brilliant Carl video full of clever funny hilarious moments💕
@laurenbursan3602 3 жыл бұрын
Can you somehow do a jewelry counter video. I always get tingles at jewelry counters in TJ max. Especially if someone is humming and looking.
@hannam.7335 3 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a Mother roleplay?!💜😍🤩🥳
@maggiesmith1551 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Carl… you a mess lol 😝
@lpschick7237 3 жыл бұрын
“Where is the problem up above or down below”. 🤣.
@huchatilebyrahl932 3 жыл бұрын
Happy mother’s day Mary 💕💕💞💕💕
@shanikadunn6387 8 ай бұрын
I ran into a Walmart cashier just like this 😂😂
@babygirl7097 3 жыл бұрын
4:15 carol looks so scared lmao
@sav479 3 жыл бұрын
Mary 😂it's amazing how entertaining yet relaxing you are
@andrewwho6052 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Carl is so funny lol
@roisinlong7984 3 жыл бұрын
He is a little Gem!!! Mary you are a Superstar 💕💕
@x0katiexo00 3 жыл бұрын
Carl reminds me of my childhood friend’s dad, he used to be “best friends” with me and explained everything 💀
@aneal2090 3 жыл бұрын
Here jeff put that back!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Miranda-yj6in 3 жыл бұрын
Mary, you need to win an Emmy for this 😂😂
@jesusgymasmrlover 3 жыл бұрын
"Sale by date" 🤣😜🤪🤣
@victoriazarb6 3 жыл бұрын
happy Mothers Day Mary!!! ❤️
@novastar136 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Mothers Day Mary!! I can't wait to watch this tonight.
@hugapug8431 3 жыл бұрын
Carl is so funny I absolutely love watching him...but this is my 3rd attempt due falling asleep after being smacked in the face by ASMR 😂😴
@GothAmaterasu 3 жыл бұрын
Carl's back! Hope you've been doing well Mary, and happy mother's day c,:
@marissasimas9258 3 жыл бұрын
I used to do a Sweating to the Oldies tape when I was a little kid lol
@audiosnacktimeasmr3606 3 жыл бұрын
Dish soap the ticket to moms heart. lol. I thought this was gonna be a quick grocery trip.
@mzb10zar 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!😂
@autumnfalls612 3 жыл бұрын
Carl on mother's day was a very good present haha
@KarenRiffe 3 жыл бұрын
Carl, I have missed you so much. Keep up the great job trying to get a Lady friend.
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