Carmen Lynch Performs Stand Up

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7 жыл бұрын

The comedian lets us know what things keep her up at night, like terrorists, and thoughts about New Jersey.
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@MusgoHBA 7 жыл бұрын

"You're gonna die in a fire." That part killed me.

@fercastrop 7 жыл бұрын

Ayy

@KanecoV 7 жыл бұрын

This was a solid, well delivered set. Props to her. I don't know what people are fuckin complaining about, u have to let go of that blind hate for female comedians. Sure, the greatest comedians in history are men and the most famous female comedians are some of the most one dimensional, basic ones. But you can't let that hate prevent you from enjoying genuinely good comedy

@fuzzybunn 7 жыл бұрын

Kaneco I think the morons who think that ALL women aren't funny just like to say it, whereas the rest of us are too polite to complain constantly about the middle aged white guy ranting unfunnily about the pains of PC culture.

@madmandonna1 6 жыл бұрын

Joan Rivers was incredibly famous and brilliant. In the UK we have a ton of female comedians, Sarah Millican is probably the most famous and she sells out every time she does a tour.

@tethysthalassa4124 6 жыл бұрын

her humour boarders on scary, but she is talentedly funny.

@faboze 7 жыл бұрын

Omg she's super funny

@LadyHashZ 7 жыл бұрын

faboze really? U need to actually see funny stuff. She was terrible

@faboze 7 жыл бұрын

Come on she has good delivery and she's likeable that's all you really need

@ellenorchid01 7 жыл бұрын

Bold performance and very beautiful!

@leonwallace8646 7 жыл бұрын

That was pretty funny

@ShadyShadok 7 жыл бұрын

The beginning was not very funny but she got me at roasting marshmallow in peoples' faces

@tarico4436 7 жыл бұрын

Wow. Funny lady.

@muffinman5741 7 жыл бұрын

***** I used protection so no worries, dying old women kinda turn me on tho

@muffinman5741 7 жыл бұрын

***** lol

@TheyCallMeMania 7 жыл бұрын

Damn, she looks like Rowan Atkinson

@NowanIlfideme 7 жыл бұрын

Now I can't get that fucking image out of my head...

@garbage63 7 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. Those expressions are spot on.

@diabianeyah 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought.

@PranitJain 7 жыл бұрын

If you're reading this, I hope you have a great day!

@01rai01 7 жыл бұрын

i definitely wont after watching this

@ReadandWite 7 жыл бұрын

You sad fuck. She was excellent in every line, edgy, waited for reaction from a strange audience. Brilliant. Will I go to iTunes to download her work? No, because I don't give money to Apple. If a DVD from her shows up then I would buy that. Good honest humour.

@01rai01 7 жыл бұрын

lol ahah, who the fk buys DVDs lol, she wasn't funny at all.

@daemoe158 6 жыл бұрын

Pranit Jain I think I will have a great day! 😁

@Mattydguitarist 7 жыл бұрын

This is Hilarious ; great stand up

@Mexican1216 7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Bean's daughter?

@mattcullen6109 5 жыл бұрын

TheArtist i was thinking Sheldon Cooper s sister

@littleeagle1923 5 жыл бұрын

"well I'm on a tour too"😂😉

@chrishipop5 7 жыл бұрын

I just looking her up! Her stand up with Conan was amazing. This girl is hilarious

@wannabeeish 7 жыл бұрын

I like her. it's fun to hear more from her after hearing her scoliosis joke for the 10th time

@MaxineAndrew 6 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing out loud! She's great! xD

@arthurjackson6395 7 жыл бұрын

"...you're gonna die in a fire.". She was good. :D

@Buenomars 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but when she said she's in therapy, I kinda believed her...

@elenaeisenhardt3280 6 жыл бұрын

Buenomars why should it be a lie?

@TheFishWhat 6 жыл бұрын

everyones in therapy lol grow up

@Seetiyan 5 жыл бұрын

I like her jokes and I like her face.

@sharaabel1789 6 жыл бұрын

Heard her on the radio and laughed soooo hard I had to look her up!!! Very funny stuff! I don't know why so many people make comments that are mean and often not even appropriate. It's COMEDY - get over yourselves!!!!

@bfkennedy 2 жыл бұрын

Must have been Liz Miele’s cat Pasta! 🐈‍⬛

@Guitar_shred00098 7 жыл бұрын

I fell in love with her the second she said she hates cats.😍

@fidorover 7 жыл бұрын

Great set.

@idrissbuni1181 7 жыл бұрын

lol she killed it

@dwp1slyfox 7 жыл бұрын

This was really funny..saw her on the show, and had to look her up. Rarely do I do that for a comedian/comedienne. Rarely are they this good. She did exceptionally well in the limited time frame.

@dwp1slyfox 7 жыл бұрын

She tickled my funny bone, what can I say? I liked it. I can see how her style isn't for everybody, but at the time I watched it it got the job done.

@paxesmab 7 жыл бұрын

she's awesome!!

@johndiaz7240 7 жыл бұрын

Very funny ,thanks.

@Daluf 7 жыл бұрын

The fire one was very good!

@AllDogsAllDay 6 жыл бұрын

Hysterical

@VardhanShrivastava 7 жыл бұрын

To all the "stand up comedy" experts here....comedy is subjective!

@iNaiFz 7 жыл бұрын

That was great.

@Tom_Agnetti 7 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Shes great.

@angrysaber5479 7 жыл бұрын

Damn, i laughed more than i thought i would

@renatodoho 7 жыл бұрын

she's great.

@LadyHashZ 7 жыл бұрын

Renato Doho how?

@margaritam.9118 5 жыл бұрын

Carmen is like a brunette Phoebe from Friends.

@GrandNoble 7 жыл бұрын

She was great

@scottdore4125 6 жыл бұрын

This Nick said s awesome great set hope to see her in person to funny

@spensert4933 4 жыл бұрын

Finally actually funny comedian.

@isaacthek 6 жыл бұрын

watching this at 4am because I can't sleep...

@Cancun771 7 жыл бұрын

Please get Chelsea Peretti one of these days!

@carlgreisheimer8701 3 жыл бұрын

By the way...were you present the night when LIZ yelled out PASTA when she was getting LAID!?

@samanthamanon8361 5 жыл бұрын

She is good!

@justinelau8870 5 жыл бұрын

She's funny!!!

@jebziffel2929 4 жыл бұрын

Shes cool, funny, and really tall.

@Excile00 7 жыл бұрын

I once literally slept through a fucking bombing

@kinsmed 5 жыл бұрын

Carmen has a really good KZfaq channel.

@DragonZerul 7 жыл бұрын

Haha i chuckled so much from her bad jokes :D

@jonathan1636 4 жыл бұрын

I like her

@jeffdawson2786 2 жыл бұрын

I’m on a Carmen binge because of Chloë Sevigny. Her facial expressions are like a combination of Allison Janney and Aubrey Plaza.

@Ala-bb5gd 4 жыл бұрын

“I am prostate healthy” 😂😂😂😂

@zoominme3387 7 жыл бұрын

This was depressing

@inarko 7 жыл бұрын

Painful

@FretMillen10 7 жыл бұрын

I think you need a Therapist

@zoominme3387 7 жыл бұрын

Who?

@dottiec7943 6 жыл бұрын

You know the actress from Pars and Rec. Similar. Dark and gloomy.

@1DNoticeMOi 7 жыл бұрын

XD XD XD LOVE IT

@entropy616 7 жыл бұрын

Paused when she said hate cats, and after this comment I'm closing the tab.

@amernice 7 жыл бұрын

is that how you start the horse stupid shit like that really gets to me i feel if the joke ended there it would've been better

@tomitstube 7 жыл бұрын

lol, "roasting marshmallows in your face." the bikini wax joke would have worked better if it was a "big brown beaver" chasing you in your dream, familiar with primus? good stuff, love black humor.

@tarico4436 7 жыл бұрын

I laughed. The bear image made me think she was really hairy down there. If she would have said beaver I don't think the joke would have worked as well.

@EdwoodCA 2 жыл бұрын

My buddy, Jerry, he's a race car driver... he said that Winona's got a...

@DestroyerMariko 7 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha this was better than I was expecting

@renhoek3851 7 жыл бұрын

The past few comedians on this show have been pretty ordinary.

@GeneralLazySpoon 7 жыл бұрын

I figure a big thorn in these comedian's sides is that ugly thing called "standards & practices"... basically guidelines for what jokes you can and can not tell when you go on stage. It's the biggest hurdle for major network performances. Some networks have much looser s&p, notably comedy central and HBO.

@mayorshake7236 7 жыл бұрын

Great closer haha 😂 I'd pay money to see her....

@skunktheshrink 7 жыл бұрын

What did I just see!

@themizaru 6 жыл бұрын

Mrs. bean.

@usernamehyt 7 жыл бұрын

Female mr.bean!very funny

@kansasx23x 7 жыл бұрын

Never watched a whole comedy set without laughing. Gold star for being my first!

@Ala-bb5gd 4 жыл бұрын

That’s how I feel about dogs too.... I hate cats!!!

@importon 7 жыл бұрын

Women are hilarious. Go on Bebe, say "my vagiiiina!"

@Kimskiller 7 жыл бұрын

women are funny get over it

@ivandimitrov7994 7 жыл бұрын

*smart and funny, get over it

@sherlockholmes374 7 жыл бұрын

Nooo. If we colonise Mars they will milk us like cows.

@seal3081 7 жыл бұрын

lmao is that a southpark reference

@ivandimitrov7994 7 жыл бұрын

nah

@cheikhboutaleb1743 6 жыл бұрын

She's definitely the estranged daughter of Mr.Bean

@hakim6158 7 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr's podcast brought me here

@pawantaneja1631 7 жыл бұрын

She looks so much older than she actually is(28)

@hernanguerrero167 5 жыл бұрын

Good stand up. Is she Mr Bean´s sister?

@joseantoniogonzalezsanchez485 2 жыл бұрын

Parece simpática. Lástima no entender inglés.

@01rai01 7 жыл бұрын

its less painful to watch at 2x speed.

@camerontungate 7 жыл бұрын

Much better at that speed.

@kingda117 7 жыл бұрын

Funny woman, reminds me of Susan Sarandon.

@donaldoconner 7 жыл бұрын

She looks like Kristen Ritter

@LadyHashZ 7 жыл бұрын

She looks like a female Mr. bean. But without the funny.

@xbillygoatx 7 жыл бұрын

What a woman.

@AA99086 7 жыл бұрын

Where is that Nigerian Prince. My email's spam box has been empty for a while.

@JeremyAndrew182 7 жыл бұрын

Is she related to Mr. Bean? She looks like him

@carlgreisheimer8701 3 жыл бұрын

PASTA bit you!? How could you hate PASTA? I bet you are just jealous that PASTA was the star of "apartment 3C".

@onedirectioner804 6 жыл бұрын

*hears cat joke* DON'T LISTEN TO HER

@HotPocketsBoy 7 жыл бұрын

whos mom is this

@marindathompson5291 5 жыл бұрын

She uses the same jokes

@ryancoster4679 4 жыл бұрын

When you can tell the host wasnt impressed at all.

@user-tg6bc8qr6y 7 жыл бұрын

this kind of stuff makes everybody think they can do comedy

@samanthamanon8361 5 жыл бұрын

But a bit creepy too.....😲

@carlgreisheimer8701 3 жыл бұрын

"Creepy" has become the most overused word in the English language.

@bassplayingchris 7 жыл бұрын

unfortunate

@AbnormalWrench 7 жыл бұрын

Cat hater bad.

@dottiec7943 6 жыл бұрын

Abnormal Wrench yup she could just ease up on that kill it remark.

@Hoelzchen 6 жыл бұрын

She walks weird.

@carlgreisheimer8701 3 жыл бұрын

She has scoliosis.

@Hoelzchen 3 жыл бұрын

@@carlgreisheimer8701 Oh, I see! Thanks for the info.

@Nay-kp6uu 7 жыл бұрын

She did... fine. Thanks to those two Australians the standard for comedians on this show is pretty low.

@angusmacdonald6672 7 жыл бұрын

Nay rough af

@hulagu3068 7 жыл бұрын

not bad for a female comic.

@burnere633 7 жыл бұрын

A terrible ending to an otherwise excellent show. This bit resembled an audio version of a run-of-the-mill self-obsessed Twitter feed with barely any following.

@levarmitchell3962 7 жыл бұрын

She was... witty, I guess. But that doesn't always translate into funny, not for me at least. And the kind of sarcastic, "I'm really clever but hot" shtick has been done over and over again. See, this is the problem I have with most female comedians; they don't know how to be... or don't want to be self-deprecating or at least unafraid to look or sound silly. They always have to appear really sexy and wear a badge of confidence. All the female comedians I find funny are all a bit of a clown, unafraid of dressing up in costume and doing some physical comedy. Whether it's Kate McKinnon, Melissa McCarthy, Mo Collins, Nicole Sullivan, Alexandrea Bornstein, or Carol Burnett, they all seem to be naturally funny and aren't trying to sound condescending or like they're the smartest person in the room, and they seem a lot more creative than (I hate to say it) the typical female comedians. I just wish there were more of them out there... not more Chelsea Handlers and Sarah Silvermans. I'm talking about women in comedy with real talent. Maybe culture plays a part in this too. I just don't find her funny at all. I know she would not survive at the Apollo Theatre in Harlem. That audience would eat her alive.

@Cevans3535 7 жыл бұрын

This chick made it with a set that mediocre? No thanks.

@peterfox6159 7 жыл бұрын

bad and boring. like so many comedians invited to do stand-up on this show! please invite better ones. they cannot all be boring ...

@Tmendler 6 жыл бұрын

alot of female comedians give this same type of delivery and cadence. ordinary.

@adj789 7 жыл бұрын

yawn

@yonatanshenhav1208 7 жыл бұрын

cringe

@jona.3809 3 жыл бұрын

About four chacals for the rest however it's garbage.

@minaaris 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't find this funny

@minaaris 7 жыл бұрын

I sniggered during that divorce joke and laughed during the horse joke, does that say something about me?

@Synystr7 7 жыл бұрын

Ehh. I know I shouldn't care because its comedy, but the fact that a woman made a testicular cancer joke rubs me the wrong way. It was a completely uncontrollable gut reaction. It'd be like me joking about ovarian cancer. I know better than to go there.

@lineoarlow5120 7 жыл бұрын

cry more.

@renhoek3851 7 жыл бұрын

that was nearly a joke

@hamishgaffaney5323 7 жыл бұрын

Ha, thats becouse when stuff like that happens to men its funny, when it happens to women its sad

@sherlockholmes374 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know where you live, but I never heard a man joke about rape.

@Synystr7 7 жыл бұрын

What? Constantly joke about rape? Are you fucking serious?