Those $50 donations could've been better spent on 50 $1 donations as to maximise the number of puns

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I was like why is a fc 24 mins then once they started the puns I was like oh now I know why

My proudest pun was when someone out of nowhere asked me to make a pun based off Sonic the Hedgehog. I was gonna make a legit reply, but as i was saying it i formed it into a pun: "You can't tell me to make a pun off Sonic and have me come up with something * t h a t f a s t * "

a man wakes up in a hospital after a bad accident. He turned to the doctor at his bedside and said "doctor, help me, i cant feel my legs." the doctor turns to him and said "i know. i amputated your arms"

What do you call a good steak joke? A rare medium well done.

What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale

Because of how amazing this video is, i compiled a list of all 53 of the puns that were spoken in the video. Like so others can see. Sadly, the video is not available for a transcript, so i can't do that. (00:08) I should go to a bank, I feel so a-loan (00:39) A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks to herself “Damn, some asshole stole my pen" (00:54) A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer; the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here" (01:08) Did you hear about the frog that robbed a bank? I guess you can say that they kermitted a crime. (01:30) What do you call a man who lives in a mailbox? Bill (01:44) Why do lions never leave the savannah? Because of the ele-fence! (02:28) Carry on my wayward son, for there’ll be peace when you are pun. (02:49) Two antennas met on a roof, fell and love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent! (02:58) A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (03:01) I went to seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel. (03:12) How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it! I’m serious, that Israely he does it! (03:44) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me! (04:09) Why doesn’t Jason have a girlfriend yet? He isn’t condoming it up in the bedroom. (04:23) My dad bought an elephant for my room, he told me not to mention it. (05:10) Jason, how pun are you right now? You look really pun, like oh my god I’m so f***ing pun right now (05:49) I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. (05:54) Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring, the doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. (07:10) I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day! (08:14) When is a door not a door? When it is ajar! (08:18) How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight (08:26) Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. (08:37) Two men were on a boat and wanted a smoke, but they didn’t have anything to light their cigarettes. So they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter. (09:54) Knowing how to pick locks has really opened lots of doors for me. (10:00) I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. (10:03) Thanks for explaining the word “Many” to me, it means a lot. (10:14) The one who invented the door knocker gets a no-bell prize. (10:19) When peter pan punches, they never land. (10:22) I’m glad I learned sign-language, it’s pretty handy! (10:26) The girl quit her job at the donut factory because she was fed up with the hole business. (10:39) Today a girl said she recognized me from a vegetarian club, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never met herbivore. (11:36) Green grass and high tides forever! By the way did I mention how the high tides of Poseidon came to be? Poseidon was surfing, and his high tide took him to Olympus, where Zeus took a wave to the face, so wait, I’m sorry, Zeus kills Poseidon, lightning. (12:38) There’ll be peace when this is… wait for it… pun (12:51) What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No whey Jose! (13:04) Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store! (13:17) Y’all should all go to prison, seems like a fitting punishment. (13:31) Velcro is such a rip-off. (13:33) A good artist knows where to draw the line. (13:36) I’ve always wanted to learn braille, but it’s a bit of a touchy subject. (13:48) I think it’s hammer-time guys, before we break him. (14:58) What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAA! (15:11) I knew a woman who owned a Taser, man was she stunning. (15:15) Always trust a glue salesman, they tend to stick to their word. (15:20) Children who failed their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon. (16:08) Have you ever realized that Ireland is one c away from Iceland? (17:02) I used to make puns all the time at the Ubisoft office to a guy named Justin. And he used to say “Dammit Jason!” anytime I made a pun. Any time, he ”Dammit Jason!”. And one day he said he wanted to build a box that had a button in it, so that he could just open the box and slap the button and it would say “Dammit Jason!” for him. And I asked him, I just straight away looked at him and said “Would you call it your Justin case?” (17:57) How did I escape Iraq? Iran. (18:01) I used to be a doctor, but then I lost my patients. (18:05) My friend told me ten puns to make me laugh, but no pun in ten did. (18:52) A mystic dwarf escaped from prison not too long ago, so when the police of the area sent out the call they said there was a small medium at large. (19:12) I love having sex while camping, it is really in-tents. (19:23) What is the guitarist’s favorite string? The G-String! (20:34) Why does snoop dogg use an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle. (21:22) What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare lineMiniMini

“Man acquires ~$300 by playing guitar hero and listening to people tell puns to him, more at 11”

"Stop paying me guys so i can do my job!"

two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says "who's driving this thing"

take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the jokes are shitty

Jesus. I just wanted to watch a Carry On Wayward Son FC but I can't stop pausing the video to laugh at the puns 😂

I love the majority of your puns Jason. Always makes my Twitch experience with you one of fond memories. So happy to see all of the tips and bits you received in the video. All of them are 100% well deserved.

I freaking lost it at "you should stop cheating" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don't fart in an apple store because it doesn't have any windows. (*≧艸≦)

And the puns just kept coming until they weren't punny anymore...

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? A π-thon! :D

Well, you could say it was pun while it lasted

Twitch chat is comedic GOLD!

What's black and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

someone chart this

oh my god. why did i watch this before work. everyone is going to hate me

"We're gonna finish this song, I promise!!" *Not even two seconds later* "SOMEONE TIPPED!!" "NEVERMIND I LIED"

So, a group of friends decided to host a party at someone else's house. The party wasn't too fancy, but it wasn't boring either. It was held in the basement with a lot of cool stuffs. There was a tv, some video games plugged in, table tennis, and a billiards table. Unfortunately, the billiards table was a bit old and broken so the green felt on it was popping off of the wood and such. There were also snacks at the party too. There was candy, cheap Taco Bell, McDonald's, chips, guacamole, and salsa. Even * clears throat * some "special brownies" in case the older adults wanted some. One friend had a batch of said brownies and the friends could tell the side effects were kicking in because out of nowhere, the friend grabbed the jar of salsa and started pouring it in one of the billiard table's pockets. Another friend turns to the first and, out of rage because she was wasting the salsa and making a mess, he asks her what the hell she was doing. The first friend laughs and says, "Dude, relax. I'm just taking a dip in the pool!"

I once stacked a bunch of hot dogs. Someone asked me why and I told them I like a well-balanced diet.

this is real time footage of a man dying inside

You could say, Jason got PUNished

i feel like he got $1000 worth of puns

LOL, this is incredible. Some of those puns are fantastic.

thought id join the puns my dad used to work for the road crew untill one day he got fired for stealing i didnt believe my mom until one day i got home and then i saw all the signs

Two men walk into a bar You’d think the first one would of seen it

Well, the puns keep coming and the puns keep coming. The puns are still coming. And they're still coming... The puns keep coming. And the puns are still coming. And they're making more puns... oh god. And Jason's broken, Jason's still broken. The puns keep coming. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP Pun Star by Varth_, the next number one hit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I love it when the tip sound perfectly times as a *bubum tiss*.

So, you like puns, Jason? Well, whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

Is it sad that I wrote down all the puns?

And here I was thinking it was just a REALLY long rendition of the song... I was wrong.

Jason's tombstone will read "Lost in the war between memes and puns"

The amount of puns in this video is so unbelievable some people thought it was Supernatural

What does mario say when he accidentally makes a pun? Oops, No puN INTENDO

WHAT DID YOU DO TO DISERVE THIS HELL

I feel the need to contribute my favorite: A good steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Hey Jason, just so you know, this is by FAR my favorite video you have ever uploaded. Really enjoyed it and got a great kick out of all the puns. Really been enjoying the streams lately too, keep it up!

I'd say I feel bad for him, but this was PARADISE for me, I felt right at home with the puns

I would make a pencil joke, but you wouldn't get the point.

he took a 5 minute song and drew it out amongst 20 minutes. SKILL

This is insane. I mean, the puns get crazy, but it's amazing to see all the donations!

So I was walking to the Billy Talent concert in my city on thursday and my friend said "look down under the bridge" and i responded "I cant cause Im Afraid of Heights" huehuehuehue

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me.

I’ve never seen anyone so upset by tips.

Wait, he said Hello KZfaq. Can he see me? I'M SORRY, I WILL PUT ON PANTS RIGHT NOW.

I Added up every donation/pun he got and the total amount was $213.23 you're welcome jason :)

this live was so insane! i was crying with laughter the whole time

I wanted to call some public toilets, but they were all occupied.

Nice Rush reference on Glib, he had a 2112 note streak PS Rush is my favorite band Geddy Lee is the reason I play bass, favorite albums have to be Hold Your Fire and Power Windows

and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning and they dont stop punning

" i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger , then it hit me"😂😂😂

The first ever Jason Paradise video I watched. Now half a year later I tune in for a bit every stream.

Omg I love puns and watching people suffer from them. this is literally my favorite video in the entire Internet because it’s literally 20 mins long of pure entertainment for me

Wow that song really did carry on, now dis it? Well here is a corny one: How much does a pirate charge for an ear of corn? A buck-an-ear.

I want to know how much money he made in this song

The interstate and highway went into a bar. As they were sitting there drinking, another road entered through the door. A bit curious, the interstate turned to the highway and asked who this was. "Keep away from that guy" the highway said. "He's a cycle-path."

Some say the puns are still coming to this day...

What did the librarian tell me? *Read more*

I watched this madness holy cow thats alot of puns

my new favorite video on the internet. I‘ll watch it 24/7 now

Well, the puns start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the puns running, didn't make sense not to live for pun, your brain gets smart, but your pun gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the back street? You'll never pun if you don't go. You'll never pun if you don't glow. Hey now, you're a pun star, get your pun on, go play. Hey now, you're a pun star, get your pun on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold...

A man walks into a zoo, but there's only one animal and it's a dog IT'S A SHIH TZU

this was the best use of 25 minutes i’ve ever invested in. thank you justin and your fans for making not only mine, but everyone watching’s day

My notification sound used to be "Carry on my wayward son" so when the song started, I actually looked to see what notification I got

Whats with the graphical glitches around 14:00 ?

I'm pretty sure I watched you age about 15 years in the span of this video

4 years later, it's still pun-ishment to listen to.

When I checked to see how long this video was, I was quite pleased.

Why the Jedi light off his weapon? He wants to be a light-saver

Let me just turn this lamp off now that I'm done with my light snack.

Two Clowns are eating a cannibal, one looks to the other and says; "I think we got this joke wrong."

This is my absolute favorite video from you yet :D

I was here when this happened! ~Therealcoolboybj12 Kappa

I don't understand what's going on here.

A rock asks another rock on a date. It didn't work the first time, but his second attempt was boulder.

Your reactions get me every time

a black guy an a mexican were in a car. Who is driving? the cop.

Anyone else think of supernatural

2:29 Carry on my wayward son For there’ll be peace when you are *pun*

Omg!!!! This is comedic gold I'm dying with laughter my friend you have earned a subscriber

your ohhs made me so much laughing. Cool that your now on fulltime. you have made your Passion to your job Wished I can do that too. Hope we see online. Rock on JParadise \m/ Jparalove

This was cringy , my eyes are now in the back of my head.

The note window is so difficult in rockband, so much respect for this fc. And the puns

this video is going in my favorites folder

Wow you made a lot of poney

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh TenTickles (tentacles) lol

I take joy in your pain this is beautiful

This time on... "Lets Break Jason"

God I remember this day, was pure comedic gold from the chat all day long.

"Some unicorn took my pen!"

jasonparadise.exe has stopped working

Saving people, hunting things, the family buisness. #Supernatural

We need more of this