Which is why he ends up homeless

The sheer shade he has

It unintentionally was a great marketing move as it made lots of people want to attend.

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Which was a beautiful unintentional marketing move. People seem to always want what they cant have.

Cartman’s problem in a nutshell; he’s very impulsive and can’t think beyond his immediate self-satisfaction, so he prioritises fixing his immediate problem rather than more long-term thinking

@@MarcusSLazarus uh yeah but he’s also 9

@@Rainer_ow My point in a nutshell; he's smart for a 9-year-old, which allows him to come up with some of his more elaborate plans, but he's still too young to think things through properly

Premium fast passes aren’t even worth it because if a lot of people buy a fast pass then you’re not going to get to a ride that much quicker. That happened in Disneyland where we bought some fast pass tickets and we weren’t that much faster compared to people who didn’t because the people from the regular line still have to get on along with the fast pass people.

@@MarcusSLazarus wtf do you expect? It’s Cartman. Of course he’s going to want to buy an amusement park entirely for himself. No one would want to watch an episode of Cartman being a buying a park just to run it as a legitimate business. He just wanted it for the rides and to not be waiting in lines. He never wanted money from it because he didn’t hesitate spending all of his money on the amusement park.

it's also pretty realistic about the fact that if someone suddenly gets a big lump sum of money and they choose to immidietely buy something big with it, chances are they're gonna lose it all real fast

@@herrabanani Yup, the amount of people who win a couple of million on the lottery and quit their job only to have spent it all in a few years is more than you think

@@herrabanani especially to the IRS

@@herrabanani even like a house and car?

@@diamondynamite a house and a car still have costs you have to cover even after you bough it. Especially a car has very high monthly expenses. Someone who buys a super car with his sudden riches will often have to sell it after less than 5 years, since he pays thousands of it per month in gas, insurance and taxes.

And one member gets stuck with an old house not worth anything

Whoa Whoa Whoa... technically, as he is a family member, he is also entitled to his share of the $14.12 divided amongst the 10 family members, shown in the video. This brings Mr. Cartmans total share to a cool $1,000,001.41

What three part special?

@@NO-1-U-NO the special where there all adults and they travel back in time to try and change something because all of there life's suck except for Cartman's.

Wasn't that a two part special?

@@jmjrulz9482 I don't know I didn't watch it I just saw the advertisements for it and a few short clips which gave me the basic gist of the story more or less.

HE forgot about taxes. Not anybody else. He was responsible for his finances. He wasted 1 million dollars. This is nothing like the end of the covid special. It was all him

You do not understand how the Cartman works.

That wasnt the point he wanted it all for himself and make people envy him especially Stan and Kyle

You know its a tv show.. Right?

Or just have a pass only for himself that lets him cut all the lines. I think he also just hates to see other ppl having fun😂

@@Aego384 (facepalm)

or just kept it private on fridays or something lol

And then the rides start breaking down again, and he needs money for maintenance, and security blah blah blah

@@Lymbe06 I revert you back to my original comment... If the rides break down in his new park he can hire staff with the money he makes from Cartmanland.

It's so funny when people discuss something that's not real 😂 he did that because the writers wanted too, if the writers wanted him to be smart they would write it so

The IRS got his ass in the end though

good point. cartman is shown to be running businesses a lot of times later on.

I never thought about that that's actually pretty genius

@@TonyRaccaroniLIVE yes thats why's written in the script

Yet he forgets to learn about taxes 😂

@@nmr7203 it kind of is. Cartman can run a business, but his arrogance and short-sidedness always ruins it. He was able to turn around a theme park, but sold it and ended up in debt because he couldn’t have the park to himself anymore.

cause he just hates sharing in general, it isnt fun for him if other people have fun

That's true, but then again this IS Eric Cartman we are talking about.

Could have just made a rule that he doesn't have to wait in lines lmao

It wouldn't have been enough for him to just enjoy it one day per week

Some people have the desire to keep going thinking it will last forever

Unfortunately for him, thinking ahead isn't his strong suit.

Yeah but at the same time, Cartman isn't the brightest one so he probably he didn't think of it.

He was more upset when tons of people were at the park. Cartman really likes or wants stuff that no one else has to taunt other people. He wanted a robot dog for Christmas but didn't want it anymore when Kyle and Stan also had it. He got a Dawson's Creek trapper keeper ultra keeper futura s 2000 just to make fun of Kyle for having something better than his.

@@job489 not always though, remember what he went through in the iPad episode😅

@@DMalek I will never forget that one. He still made fun of others who didn't have an iPad (Even though he was faking it) and wanted the 64 GB one just because it had more memory than Kyle's iPad.

get out nobody's allowed in Gracy's again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cracked me up I thought was Eric happy or angry about the money she left him 🤣🤣🤣

Lies again? Tristar Pictures

He's probably Jewish need to get all that money

I had to scroll down a bit to see this comment.

And the fact that the sad clown is the literal most expensive thing on the list

Sad. His social part of the brain gives him nothing but misery. He never knows love

But he cries on the water slide

@@Jinars. He cries out of happiness

I was going to comment on the same thing. Even the kids from school that you think he'd have fun with he's simply annoyed by them being there.

I was at 6 Flags once when NOBODY else was there and I went on the Log Jam like 7 times alone and believe me it is magic

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Except if I had a private amusement park I wouldn't want to go alone, I'd want to bring my friends.

if i had friends i only need have a private amusemen park🤣

@@matthewpolsgrove8267 yes, but cartman is different. you see him crying of happiness in the ride alone.

Research suggests that a *short* wait actually increases enjoyment of a ride, because it builds anticipation, and gives people a breather from rushing from attraction to attraction.

The Grinch 😂

You think the IRS cares?

It’s the IRS. They look for excuses for people to give them money

He had a full park every day so he was turning a profit. That being said, once he sold the park, unless Cartman paid himself a salary the taxes owed from the park are assumed by the new owner.

The IRS sucks

@@ninjafrog6966 If he has solid receipts, they’ll let that go. Plenty of people deduct business expenses. Colorado would be more interested in property and sales taxes though. No deducting those away.

They really went off the rails with this episode *insert 4 rollercoasters crashing* from Rebeltaxi's Scoob video*

This episode and the one where Cartman hid Butters to go to Kyle's birthday party are what made them buy out Casa Bonita

You should, they are demons, and the fed just prints the money anyway.

how does one hate cartman

@@jwluvsu you want a list?

@@Laserbeak316 yes, i would like one.

@@jwluvsu it seems the list was so long it's taken 8 consecutive days and counting to write out.

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Except Twitter was full of unnecessary people that had to get removed. Cartman had the opposite problem: not enough necessary people to keep things running

He simply didn't want to deal with people. He wanted it ALL for himself, and himself only. And he isn't exactly smart, either. Cunning, maybe, but not smart.

He's a selfish spoiled greedy kid. Not much else to understand

@@MysteriousStrangerVA The fast pass plan probably would have worked better, though. He could have gone ahead of everybody forever. But he still would have had a functioning amusement part. But like you said, Cartman is not the brightest knife in the shed.

Shut up, it's South Park

@@vsgfilmgroup The problem with that strategy is that people would get pissed off at cartman for doing that and would just not bother coming to the park thus causing cartman to lose any income and profit he would have made otherwise.

1st off only bitches think life sucks and 2nd the metaphor of the episode is that the IRS fucking sucks

He wasn't bored, though. He was always so happy.

What a retarded message life doesn’t suck no matter what

@@ShreddedGenius In the end, there's always a catch or a problem... no matter what. Is life great at times? Yes! But overall, life is a challenge.

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Your actually right lol

And that’s before the big southwestern drought.

Well, Kenny did die there.

Lmao cart man

I MEAN CARTMAN LMAOOOOO

Because of his humour on Kyle

Oh and he is more of a Smartass, also I’m not racist

I mean, he is the owner. He could just skip past the line

At 6 Flags in Irving Texas, back in the day, we'd move the hand UP. You know the one that says "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE" Dang thing would be at 5'8", and we'd start showing it to people in line. They'd leave.

He doesn't hate the lines he hates the people

Yeah! He could skip past the line but he hates the people

@@SuperChuckRaney We found satan

i like how you took one of the top comments and literally copied it with a different wording! you even did the same brackets

Why is that a favorite

Ummmmm, haunted mansion

ummm….what’re you talking about…? Is this sarcasm/irony..? This is literally one of the most watched/talked about/iconic episodes/storylines in the show’s history. Again, what in gods name are you even talking about 🤨🤦🏻🤣 LMAO

No Shit Sherlock

I'm so Happy😭😭😭...... I'm so Happy😭😭😭.......

Season 5 was the beginning

Well at least he has the courtesy and integrity to wait in line.

Not me

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Uhh yeah, that’s the joke, guy

Cartman also learn about theft, I mean taxation

he also learns about how the government steals from hardworking businesses

@Nathaniel Garza Why pay taxes? Do we really need firefighters?

@@wilcee238 do you also need to pay half a million dollars a year to a politicians salary all of which are probably a lot richer to you You also don’t get a choice. I mean I could l live with no firefighters if it meant I have more money but if I don’t pay taxes I’m arrested

@@wilcee238 If your house catches on fire are you ready to put it out? You need firefighters bro. They're essential.

it's not fair it's not fair I wanna die🤣🤣🤣

If you don't keep track of expenses, you can't support the deduction. IRS audit, deductions disallowed, and taxes are now owed on the tickets he sold.

Remember, it was a struggling park. That lowers it's value.

Not gonna lie I did actually feel kind of bad for Cartman in this one but at the same time it’s all his fault lol