Casino Inc - The House Always Wins

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Let's roll the dice and see who won
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Originally streamed/recorded on April 9th, 2020

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@BillyOnYouTube 2 жыл бұрын

The best part about all of this is the character in the bottom right of the screen looks EXACTLY like Jerma

@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын

Right down to the massive skin growth on the neck

@BillyOnYouTube 2 жыл бұрын

@brokkr Of course only he would be insane enough to comprehend the idea of stuffing bubblegum down ones shirt. This man belongs behind bars

@BillyOnYouTube 2 жыл бұрын

@brokkr Pushing 40

@BillyOnYouTube 2 жыл бұрын

@@SRowntree Somebody get this man some makeup

@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN 2 жыл бұрын

Especially with the middle parted hair

@BulborbStan 2 жыл бұрын

According to Steam reviews, the regular vomiting is part of an anti-cheat thing that triggers constantly on modern Windows.

@Vooman 2 жыл бұрын

half-correct. It's not anti-cheat, it's actually shitty DRM!

@JoNarDLoLz 2 жыл бұрын

Wait really? I just assumed it was because of the bar, and so I didnt put any bars in my casino

@lolzforlunch 2 жыл бұрын

That is the funniest fucking shit, dude i miss old pc anti-piracy measures

@B20K3 Жыл бұрын

@I For some strange reason the game actually includes a built in patch for Windows 10 that disables the shitty DRM. At one point or another the developers came back and patched the game.

@zarrowthehorse Жыл бұрын

Bro pirated the game

@forceofnature26 2 жыл бұрын

Needs a doorman, hires a pianist. Immediately forgets about getting a doorman and becomes fixated on buying a piano

@mikotoh 9 ай бұрын

galaxy brain

@AlgoEstranho 2 жыл бұрын

It's incredible how jerma can talk without his facecam moving

@hey_amine 2 жыл бұрын

Ventriloquist streamer

@orfeo793 2 жыл бұрын

lmao it even has the mustache hair

@losmpc 2 жыл бұрын

11:31 the pure horror in his voice when the teen starts walking away with the hooker absolutely kills me

@Fernisawake 2 жыл бұрын

He's a psycho but he has standards

@macroplanet Жыл бұрын

concerned father andy

@SwizzleDrizzl Жыл бұрын

Based responsible andy

@turntechgodhead1975 Жыл бұрын

its kinda sweet. bro was so terrified that a teenage girl in a gambling video game might get sexed.

@NUFCOfficial 11 ай бұрын

2023 jerma fans would call him a bigot for his reaction

@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын

I suppose Jerma being addicted to gambling games is better than being addicted to actual gambling

@alexpetrov5461 2 жыл бұрын

He's literally billions in debt what do you mean

@LordVader1094 2 жыл бұрын

The dude gambled his livelihood away to Ludwig on a game of Battleship

@Shortydevil6666 2 жыл бұрын

the man literally moved to Las Vegas

@deanp8363 2 жыл бұрын

he has bought and sold crypto

@spencechan 2 жыл бұрын

When asked about the Twitch leak earnings, Jerma responded "I don't have it!" It's up to individuals to determine for themselves how much of that income has gone to local casinos, lol

@wateringcan2 2 жыл бұрын

Why do pianists make great doormen? They know where all the keys are.

@colincrew1857 9 ай бұрын

It’s been a year and I just hope you’ve grown as person since you commented such a thing.

@amoose8439 9 ай бұрын

I laughed

@slimbo3774 6 ай бұрын

@stwabewwwy 2 ай бұрын

@@colincrew1857 thanks kevin hart andy

@ButtonMasherReal 2 ай бұрын

LOL

@ADerpyZelda 2 жыл бұрын

8:58 man threw up at a lady in public, thought about boobs, and walked away without elaborating. Power.

@someguywithbagels5907 Жыл бұрын

Average South Carolina man

@Mama-Luigi Жыл бұрын

@@someguywithbagels5907 it is so refreshing to see this comment not saying ohio holy shit

@jan_kest Жыл бұрын

Average Ohio man

@otto6702 2 жыл бұрын

I like how Jeremy went to see that other casino and was impressed with how nice it looked, then immediately returns to his casino of murder, food poisoning, hookers, porn theaters, and incinerated Italian restaurants.

@mikotoh 9 ай бұрын

'anybody gettin beat up in the basement?'

@randomsimpson 2 жыл бұрын

"The Cheetos Casino is on fire again!" Well, at least they don't have *multiple homicides perpetrated by the staff*

@freakymoejoe2 2 жыл бұрын

ALLEGEDLY

@carto4028 2 жыл бұрын

A homicide without a proven killer is simply a missing persons case.

@randomsimpson 2 жыл бұрын

@@carto4028 "Sir. What is your job title here?" "Hitman...."

@anonecki 2 жыл бұрын

What about the Coffee Casino and the Chicken Casino

@hooty8703 2 жыл бұрын

The whole not betting on 15 thing he brings up literally every single time he plays blackjack is funny

@xerxes6627 2 жыл бұрын

not to mention the constant losing streak while instructing his chat on how to play

@amergingiles 2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, the House Always Wins. I though this was obvious.

@hayk3000 2 жыл бұрын

@@amergingiles yeah but not literally *ALWAYS*

@pkmnherofan22 Жыл бұрын

Also isn’t it 16 you stand on?

@MonsieurBro 27 күн бұрын

@@pkmnherofan22 depends on what card is face-up in the dealer's hand. Since the dealer must hit if their hand is less than 17, if the face up card is less than a 7, chances are that the dealer will draw a bunch of cards and bust (obviously not always) and so staying on as low as 12 is smart. If the card shown is 7-ace, the dealer might have 17 or higher, and so you hit unless your hand is worth at least 16-17

@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 2 жыл бұрын

We’re 8 seconds in and he’s already scared himself with a horn sound effect

@RockLegend2A 2 жыл бұрын

So why are you The Game Grumps Let's Play of Majora's Mask? Was that one of those BrainletRaptor playthroughs where Arin ignored the tutorial and constantly complained about being shit at the game?

@JioVega 2 жыл бұрын

@@RockLegend2A arin knows fuck all about z targeting, but damn dude hate him much?

@sabotabo7476 2 жыл бұрын

@@RockLegend2A but that's every video tho

@WeebRemover4500 2 жыл бұрын

why is there a horn effect for a casino though

@nekomancer47 5 ай бұрын

@@RockLegend2Aimagine caring that much about some dude playing a game on the internet

@rulingdiesout 2 жыл бұрын

The ending of this video is exactly like the ending of a Scorcese movie, the rich casino owner who's been corrupt this whole time finally gets busted and his casino is raided by police and destroyed

@swagdad2460 2 жыл бұрын

“I called off the hit! I called off the hit! I called off the hit!”

@farkbett699 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@handsofrand6660 2 жыл бұрын

someone needs to edit a Rolling Stones song over the voltage

@hayk3000 2 жыл бұрын

The underpayed cooks fed up by the system. Seeing how The Casino strips people from all they have and makes them addicts, seeing how the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Use the little power they have to create fires in the kitchen to boycott Mr. Green, the new CEO of The Casino. Who gets more and more manic by the years, using extreme violence against anyone who dares come between him and his money. Anyone who asks for a raise gets the same thing: a bullet. Anyone but him, the single person that benefits from the hard work of the starving blue and white collar workers. As his power increases so does his rage. Culminating in him bombing his own Casino, the police no longer being able to keep the facade to the public by simply taking bribes. Dozens of firefighters dead as The Casino crumbles in flames at the feet of a motionless bloated body laying in green vomit outside the entrance door. The paramedics not sure if alive or dead. Not sure if we'll see *him* again...

@degenReflow 2 жыл бұрын

The noise Jerma makes when the guard “attacks” someone for the first time.

@FDSixtyNine 2 жыл бұрын

I hear that sound in my dreams now

@adamkurowski1934 2 жыл бұрын

That guard just assassinated the poor guy in the rhino costume at 15:25, Jerma is a deranged streamer

@borkbork9541 2 жыл бұрын

When was that around 11:30 ?

@sci_pain3409 2 жыл бұрын

he sounded genuinely horrified at what just happened

@Durgemann 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine the employee reviews of this place are along the lines of: "Yeah, the place is nice, and the pay isn't half bad, just don't file bring up any grievances to management or the security guard will execute you."

@hahafunnyhaha4216 2 жыл бұрын

I'd be happy if Jerma dedicated his channel to playing and evaluating every single casino game, and games with casinos.

@onelividguardsman5681 2 жыл бұрын

The Royal Flusher presented by Mr.Green

@xxpistonxx7923 2 жыл бұрын

INSANE streamer gets ADDICTED to GAMBLING and allows it to TAKE OVER HIS CAREER

@BudBonkerson 2 жыл бұрын

Jerma985CasinoGamerReviews

@Astorath_the_Grim 2 жыл бұрын

I'd fuck with that.

@mattbriggs4844 2 жыл бұрын

A use for the primary channel

@keaton4192 2 жыл бұрын

Jerma's two talents are gambling and making a SCARY horn sound

@TozzerZ 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy is a living soundboard

@SwissSauce 2 жыл бұрын

and chat controls it

@awesometris999 2 жыл бұрын

If the house always wins Jerma’s homeless

@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын

Much like Al Capone, tax evasion is what will eventually bring this madman to justice

@DormitionOrDominion 2 жыл бұрын

I agree, this man's greed and ego will be his downfall.

@doctorsam9200 2 жыл бұрын

"Congrats on getting a bunch of money, the hitmen are waiting for you in the basement"

@balotniy4907 2 жыл бұрын

Jerma yelling ONE STAR after someone is getting killed, literally going WORLDSTAR over someone shot dead

@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын

14:23 "I run a real casino where people get beat up in the basement", he said, only half-jokingly

@doughboywhine 2 жыл бұрын

One of the most Jerma-like things he could say

@skinnysnorlax1876 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was joking about the basement part

@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Жыл бұрын

So that's what the investment property hes been ranting about lately is.

@Alec_Reaper 2 жыл бұрын

This stream was gold, I'm glad it's finally on here.

@Datoda 2 жыл бұрын

I've yet to see a stream that isn't gold tbh

@Alec_Reaper 2 жыл бұрын

@@Datoda True, Jerma is just the absolute best content creator. I can't think of anyone else other than Vinesauce and compared to other streamers Jerma is just leagues above them even if they have million subs

@redacted9912 2 жыл бұрын

@@Datoda well his sims 1 stream was just painful to watch

@GreenEyedDazzler 2 жыл бұрын

@@redacted9912 no way dude

@PointsofData 2 жыл бұрын

Jerma cannot resist a challenge He has no reason to indignantly prove he can, in fact, make an accurate impression of a clown horn And yet he does not hesitate to cut down the doubters

@kingkuma4112 2 жыл бұрын

The head chef at pasta italiano is already shaking with fear.

@gogos1234567890 Жыл бұрын

The one star security guard who just goes around shooting people had me in absolute stitches. What a masterpiece of a game

@willyhoo2946 2 жыл бұрын

"Aw, there's more cops!" "OK, no more shooting people in the basement."

@skinnysnorlax1876 Жыл бұрын

He didn't say no more shooting on any other floors. Absolute psycho

@wrenbitterclasp Жыл бұрын

WILSONGAMING WILSONGAMING

@wrenbitterclasp Жыл бұрын

WILSONGAMING

@wrenbitterclasp Жыл бұрын

WILSONGAMING

@willyhoo2946 Жыл бұрын

@@wrenbitterclasp WILSON GAMING ‼️‼️‼️‼️

@whateveryousayfam5240 2 жыл бұрын

Aight the honk impersonation was eerily close

@skouskos8857 2 жыл бұрын

When the customers think your floor is a groundbreaking and avant garde addition to the decor of your casino, but you don't have the heart to tell them its just desert sand because you are 2.5 billion dollars in debt and cant afford flooring.

@matt_glista 2 жыл бұрын

Zorn theater was a real cash cow.

@zach123101 2 жыл бұрын

0:43 god I love jerma

@jackenglish9948 2 жыл бұрын

He pulled that horn impression right out of his ass and it was GOLD 😭

@Owen.Fallon 2 жыл бұрын

I hope the horn wasn’t up his arse, if so I hope he sanitised it pre-blow.

@AbsentIntelligence 2 жыл бұрын

Immediately after the spiel with the gangster impression about running a legit joint- a hired gun runs into the back of the italian restaurant and shoots the chef in the back of the head

@nalod2087 2 жыл бұрын

In an alternate timeline Jerma would've been a professional voice actor

@drenn. 2 жыл бұрын

he did do va work in the past

@alexjudecrisostomo9107 2 жыл бұрын

@@drenn. Yea but in the alternate timeline he doesn't have to be in billions of debt while streaming, he'll be a wellknown VA

@BudBonkerson 2 жыл бұрын

jerma would be on dimension 20

@hayk3000 2 жыл бұрын

There's a timeline where Jeremy is a casino manager

@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Жыл бұрын

@@hayk3000 there's an alternate timeline where Jerma. That's it. That's the joke. Full stop.

@walpster 2 жыл бұрын

Streamer with CRIPPLING GAMBLING ADDICTION opens his own CASINO to SAITIATE his HUNGER for bets, KILLS DOZENS.

@keyonhutson1539 Жыл бұрын

God, imagine going to your boss to ask for a raise and he just beats you within an inch of your life and then has you fucking shot.

@afeathereddinosaur 2 жыл бұрын

It has been some time, but here we go: I need a new trailah!

@yiff 2 жыл бұрын

"Staff are asking for a raise!"

@lordapple1618 2 жыл бұрын

I’ll put this on expenses.

@ha_chlorine 2 жыл бұрын

20:46 I almost cried. He was a kind man. Death wasn’t deserved.

@junkdog4138 2 жыл бұрын

famy guy

@avebave6550 2 жыл бұрын

Wow this is Jeremy's magnum opus! Not a single dislike!

@waffleless 2 жыл бұрын

You saying that made me think they had removed the function already.

@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын

@@waffleless Jerma singled handedly removed it

@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN 2 жыл бұрын

@@waffleless That’s because it *was* removed.

@MadMax0417 2 жыл бұрын

@@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN this video has 4 dislikes

@justinworld9 2 жыл бұрын

now you can no longer see dislikes even if you didnt update

@ultracharge2464 2 жыл бұрын

11:26 is probably the funniest thing ive seen all month

@aumagikarp7259 2 жыл бұрын

Genuinely thought that the bottom right character was fan-art of Jerma for a moment Edit: oh my god it is him

@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын

Barely 15 minutes in and Jerma has already murdered a patron. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

@doodguytheblank2403 2 жыл бұрын

Cope

@carto4028 2 жыл бұрын

Hes AMERICAN he can do WHATEVER HE WANTS.

@ABC-vv4cm 2 жыл бұрын

Notorious streamer jermanuel hyde85

@kisamexsx 2 жыл бұрын

This feels like an old Jerma video he would've uploaded to his main channel.

@adamnielson42 2 жыл бұрын

At 18:58 the games voice sounds EXACTLY like Jerma doing a bit.

@thatonestockphoto6143 2 жыл бұрын

0:05 this will never not be funny, with that old guy scare that he had

@NecromancerSloth 2 жыл бұрын

One-star guards and modern-day police officers behave in a remarkably similar manner.

@spencerdurette2859 2 жыл бұрын

This game feels like the precursor to Evil Genius but instead of managing a criminal empire, you're managing a casino in the shadiest way possible

@someguywithbagels5907 Жыл бұрын

The backround audio at 12:00 combined with jermas insanity makes it halarious.

@HOBOsnake 2 жыл бұрын

This stream is one of my favorites. This is a comfort stream for me. Think I've watched it 3 times.

@cheekyhazelnut 8 ай бұрын

It’s this stream and the hit and run stream that I’ve rewatched like a dozen times

@garshtoshteles Жыл бұрын

Literal maniac EXACTLY replicates car horn.

@budrowconye4928 2 жыл бұрын

His reaction to the rhino getting shot is priceless

@moonchild-kr9xk 2 жыл бұрын

What a great stream. Just recently had I NEED A NEW TRAILER stuck in my head for several hours tho

@DoobDoobles 2 жыл бұрын

I dont think ive seen more genuine disgust from jerma before than 11:30

@Jacrispy223 2 жыл бұрын

Of course jerma pulls a perfect car horn impression out of his ass

@splatspunk1 2 жыл бұрын

he has a lot in that wagon

@TheRageLivesOn 2 жыл бұрын

picking the Casino Inc streams as my background video while playing forza is still one of my best decisions

@edgajam 2 жыл бұрын

All of this happened within 36 days after the opening

@MarshalHopalop 2 жыл бұрын

Legendary streamer, mythical stream, BIBLICAL chaos

@shizzlebizzfizz 2 жыл бұрын

This was such a legendary stream. I can only wish to have my experience of it removed so I can see it all over again in full for the first time.

@haodukensux 2 жыл бұрын

"How do you play this? I wanna play this... game."

@Synthwavu 2 жыл бұрын

Jerma just playing chaotically in this game convinced me to pick it up

@ChessQuestionMark 2 жыл бұрын

Haven't even watched the video yet but I can feel the Mr Green emanating from this one

@aidengoodrich5974 10 ай бұрын

jerma honk impression is actually excellent

@o.steinman3855 2 жыл бұрын

23:00 genuinely the worst voice jerma’s ever done

@chilidragon842 2 жыл бұрын

"The police are on their way to the casino."

@850creditscore2 2 жыл бұрын

Not even 30 seconds in and he's impersonating inanimate objects

@chipwyck3104 2 жыл бұрын

Wow! A realistic depiction of Las Vegas!

@mongrel_97 2 жыл бұрын

STREAMER COERCES HIS YOUNG FAN BASE TO BECOME GAMBLING ADDICTS

@PoisonInc 2 жыл бұрын

Never forget the brave souls we lost during the Pasta Italiano fire....s.

@fakejamaican6890 5 ай бұрын

This game was built for Jerma

@TheOneFreeMan77 2 жыл бұрын

This was one of the best streams of 2020. Don't know why it took so long to get uploaded but I'm glad it did.

@alexdivision4320 2 жыл бұрын

I was in tears watching the vod of this. the Italian Bistro catching fire so many times using up the whole chef pool

@feloniousbutterfly 2 жыл бұрын

I dunno why but Jerma playing old dusty games like these are my favorite of his streams.

@SaturnMortis Жыл бұрын

*Staff are asking for a raise!*

@Mr_Spaghetti 2 жыл бұрын

His honk impression is literally, *LITERALLY* his Lisa Simpson impression. Incredible

@scxxch.thomson1999 2 жыл бұрын

These were some of my favorite jerma streams ever I'm very glad they're getting highlight videos

@yukibruh 2 жыл бұрын

MEGALOMANIAC e-clown destroys FINE CASINO ESTABLISHMENT for PSYCHOPATHIC AUDIENCE

@roxkazma4844 2 жыл бұрын

2:23 For a moment I thought he was gonna write Slots Andy

@oliverolivers5080 2 жыл бұрын

FINALLY my favorite jerma stream! Thank you!! So glad to see it on here!!

@tripleeee1262 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you editors, ive been waiting for this edit since i saw it in best stream of the year nominees

@ulteriormotives2 2 жыл бұрын

I've seen both parts of the full streams multiple times but it'll never get old

@kevinebert1439 4 ай бұрын

0:22 CASH IN CASH OUT CASH IN CASH OUT CASH OUT CASH OUT CASH OUT

@M3GAMAN100 2 жыл бұрын

Favorite stream by far, he NEEDS to play more casino/gambling games

@bobbyferg9173 2 жыл бұрын

15:35 Jerma's panicked noises plus that guy who kinda looks like Jerma in the bottom right freaking out make this a great moment

@acfreak55 2 жыл бұрын

easily one of my favorite streams of 2020

@PikaBolaChan 2 жыл бұрын

going through a real rough patch right now in my life, i always loved mr green and jerma, and seeing this video alone makes me feel a bit better, thanks jerm guy

@halolime117 2 жыл бұрын

One of the absolute best streams EVER, throwback to it! ❤️ The game is actually fun too yall gotta try it

@camppidame82 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I’ve been waiting for this one forever!

@Epsilon_55 2 жыл бұрын

They're all puking because they ate an entire sleeve of oreos

@polickital6820 2 жыл бұрын

Easily one of my favorite Jerma streams

@amandakopecky662 2 жыл бұрын

The only thing this masterpiece didn't capture was hearing the woman yell "I need a NEEEW TRAILER" every 5 minutes. I still hear it bounce around in my head randomly sometimes.