Not doing that was a big mistake.

Couldn't be worse than trying a scottish accent

i feel like british ryan has a canadian accent.

British Accents are tight

Nah, that'd be too blond

Or just self mockery

meta comedy is tight

Brilliant observation. I'm old but why didn't I see that?

As someone with two to four first names I felt that

He's the guy who co-starred with the guy with two last names - Harrison Ford.

Had me dying! Im literally dead. Like this is thr ghost of me writing this comment. You'd figure that would be a problem but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Not really. Even when he was still quite scrawny in Remington Steele he still managed to do action scenes well, threw a good punch, did a trapeze act. Bond is suave and sophisticated, not a special forces goon. The job is spy not strike team.

"He DOES look like he gives good hugs." Doesn't he though.

Best part. So funny.

@@MsNonblonde YES!!! When he said that, my honest thought was, "YES, he DOES look like he gives good hugs!" 🤗

Gotta agree. The London sequence just didn't work.

SPARKY SINN 👍 Ryan's ability to smile while saying ridiculous things is tight.

@@redlightmax this guy is brilliant!

True in this instance, but Matpat's portrayal was tight!

@@XHackManiacX Super Easy!

Eefje Poppelaars glad I’m not the only one who thought this. The British division may have been much funnier if Ryan didn’t already have this method perfected. But it was a good change of pace. I wouldn’t mind seeing them attempt this again, as long as it is just an occasional thing.

It's not just this show. Delivery is one of the main components in what makes comedy funny. It's like when you butcher the punchline of a joke. The delivery falls flat and so does the humor.

Yep... That was just awkward.

Eefje Poppelaars it worked just fine I thought. The Brit’s are tight.

@@nyxzorander yeah but you're wrong.

That would've been perfect!

That would have been better. The English guy, while he’s got all the catchphrases, hasn’t quite got the cadence and timing right. I’m sure there’s an element of practice so he’ll get better with time, but a large part of it is the charisma that Ryan has in spades.

I’m super upset it wasnt

Yea, i wish for the next one he would do british version himself

Μe

I cried laughing at that

snucking in favorite youtuber's lines is tight...

@@UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom now get off his back about it

Oooohhhh and I bet it was so difficult for the teacher to like that catch phrase!!

@@TheBrickGuy7939well no infact it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

Ooohhh things being super easy, barely inconveniences is *TIGHT.*

This will be in theaters

Wow

That sounds like it’ll be pretty easy, barely an inconvenience 😀

Very smart

I love it

Oh, too blonde things are tight!

I didn't know who that was, so I Googled it. Looks blonde to me :P

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 ya ya ya looking to blond is tight

according to the BBC today, he is not black enough.

As I read this it happened

I'm pretty sure it's George Ryan.

I have two first names XD

@@ZainAhmed-ns2di Oh my gosh, me too XD

That's kinda the joke

It's the only reason.

Because he is too. Blonde.

Admiral Xizor Haircolorism is a terrible thing.

Admiral Xizor 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂

If only he could blackhair himself up

"He looks like he gives really good hugs."

Suggesting things a second time is tight!

Maybe Julia Roberts is the only Hollywood icon Ryan George is truly afraid of. Once SHE gets on his back she ain't never getting off.

Pretty Woman sounds like a really lame superhero.

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc giggity.

Yeah the plot of that movie is so nonsensical it's laughable. An ultra rich businessman hires a random prostitute, doesn't even make love with her, gives her moneys, falls in love with her and marries her. The end.

samesies

Why? Sorry i don't know

@@00bean00 He found it funny

Which one?.

The British guy(s) reminded me of Naboo from The Mighty Boosh.

ahh it was "very sophisticated"

Yes, switching to the British division is Tight.

Quite lemon squeezy, scarcely a broken fence.

This is great, you are hired.

Dude spoilers

What would the name of the video video be called?

Giovanni Giovanni. Mystery Pitch Meeting: You won’t believe what happens!

Name it after a famous movie that got hyped then canceled in pre production 😂

There's no such thing as a comfortable turtleneck. They are garments designed to slowly strangle

@@YvonTripper you clearly haven’t been wearing them right, they’re like warm neck braces mixed with jumpers that actually have style

@@luke8801 turtlenecks are tight!

@@cecilgoodman2343 loose weight. It helps.

Totally agree

Yeah he's fantastic

Literally gotta watch them twice to truly take in the flavors of all his jokes. Same with Pete Holmes

One has glasses and bad clothes, they are totally different

@@leomoe433 Exactly, they are tots different people

Who is his name?

ALL Brits look the same? Is that what you're saying? Racist!

No, one of them had plastic surgery so to look like the other one.

Literally how we all feel after watching a Michael Bay's movie.

Were you killed? Sadly yes ... but I lived.

That’s actually pretty realistic

"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."

Recovers instantly from poison, months in hospital for crushed balls. He's all man!

Rogue One: "Jyn Erso goes Bond!" - "Er... what??"

How does this Bond guy even keep his job?

@@dilaudid1 I guess spy turnover is more costly than dealing with Bond’s bs

He goes rogue in about every 2nd movie... spies going rogue is the No.1. spy movies cliché

The James Bond equivalent of "Turn in your badge and your gun. You're off the case." "No problem, barely an inconvenience," says the cop before sneaking back into the crime scene.

but its just crushed balls, the d was not harmed...so as long as it can "get up" no problem at all... lol

That's one of the things that didn't make sense in this movie. No adult male can heal from the amount of damage that was clearly shown in that torture scene.

@@FutureBusinessTech I mean a guy can live without balls... the thing that really doesn't make sense is that Bond managed to make a kid in the last film when he no longer has balls that's what's truly shocking

@@Rubiecat I guess I must have forgot...he was wearing a thick layer of plot armor over his valuable region at the time.

The 100% oblivious "Yeah, it's gonna be super-romantic" really sold it. Even better: James Bond apparently managed to father a child after that. Which, given his age, wouldn't have been a given even without the torture ...

Rather straightforward. Less than somewhat inconvenient.

@@madwibble Extremely mundane. Barely any trouble.

All spot on

"Nah mate"

Le-Chief-ra LOL

I'm surprised that I haven't heard that more in my life. I literally met a guy years ago whose first name is my last.

i went to school with a kid with two last names

the man who said that was Ryan George

@@joelellis7035 Ellis?

@@mjolnirsoul9214 lol

They're going to be tight!

@@Orannis9 Not as tight as the German divizion.

Yeah, and doing so would be super easy, barely an inconvenience! After all, Ryan is Canadian.

Cant forget the Turkish division (From Russia With Love)

French Division is likely ..he can speak French and Canadian...maybe he's from Quebec or something....

It's London, Ontario, Canada obviously.

/Not to be confused with London, Kentucky./

Referencing other KZfaq channels that comment on movies is TIGHT

Hey, that’s a thing I’ve heard of on the Internet.

I need longitude, latitude and solar coordinates along with local and Zulu time zones

I said ... TOO... BLONDE....

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

VM6 Lolz, it took me a second to read between the lines on what the actual joke was 😝

@Ahmed Laiq i mean he is a film producer exec

@@sulufest like right before that they were talking about sarcasm and "i mean every word i say" (sarcastically)

Feel the need to add: as someone who *has* died, a little bit, that such an event is *not* something one recovers from rapidly. A defrib alone is a donkey kick to the ribs; felt like they were broken for a month, couldn't use my full depth of breath, etc. The adrenaline shot… required the application of restraints. Could not _imagine_ trying any form of action sequence after getting shocked back to stability. (Sure, it's only a couple of dozen joules… _at hundreds of thousands of volts_. By gum.)

"Not even a hint of a hangover from having died?" "Nothing whatsoever." "Well okay then!"

Well, ok then.

I’m openly giggling at this comment

"Blonde"

according to the BBC today, he is not black enough.

@@alec0062 Nobody cares.

@@amityislandchum you do. hence why you comment.

@@alec0062 Because I'm sick of seeing you post that same comment in every thread.

Guess we'll have to resort to Watch_Dogs Legion

Her arguing with Judy Dench the exact same as regular Bond would be hilarious.

2021's black gay trans Bond: "whoopsie"

"I've always wanted to use that car."

@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet I just died a little from happiness

Not long enough. They'd stretch it to an hour

I hope they do this. Ryan already made a video about Netflix in his own channel

He's got that on his own personal KZfaq channel. Kinda hope they don't do a pitch meeting for it though cos it would pull potential audience from his video cos he's a smaller channel

Yeah that would be nice.

It was rather effortless, hardly an annoyance…, so find someone with a British accent and Little to no comedic timing or sarcasm whatsoever? Exactly sir.

Liam Lynch I was looking for this comment so nobody could say I was copying 😔 beat me to it

That's the joke

I don’t get it.

Can't believe it took me a minute to catch on...

I came to the comments to make this exact point but I figured someone would’ve posted it first... and I was right.

Yes. I was rather pleased he didn't actually explain it.

Big thanks for explaining that. Explaining jokes in the comments to show how clever you are is TIGHT.

Professor Pesca yeah yeah yeah

Moron

Technically, "numero" is French for "number", while "chiffre" is French for "figure" or "statistic".

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc *numéro

And the teapots...

Andrew Hershberger I feel that would get too many ppl triggered

I need this guy to do pitch meetings for Indian movies lmao

He'd only have to do it once though. They use the same formula for every movie. 1 hour revenge story 1 hour love story 1 hour comedy add plenty of musical numbers.

@@adamroberts2228 Why triggered? I mean because of what?

@Michael Freed Still dont get what you mean. Pls explain?

That might actually be a picture of the president of the company. I've noticed a lot of the employees at these studios tend to look similar, except some wear glasses and some don't.

The British division has the Queen instead, so KnuckleHunkybuck may be right

How dare you! That's a picture of his wife.

@@ScionStorm1 your comment deserves more recognition xD

"... and then he stuffs it up his ass" "Oh stuffing things up your ass is TIGHT!"

I have only seen that movie once, and I liked it, everyone said it was an awful movie or that it was banned almost everywhere.

I hated that movie, but would find a pitch meeting for it to be waaaaay more entertaining!

So what's the story about? It's about a retired hitman that goes on vengeance after some Russian gangsters who steal his car and kill his dog three days after his wife dies. Oh my god! You're going to kill the dog? That's messed up man! Don't worry he will kill all these people in such cool ways, we won't even bother about them. Oh, killing who kill dogs is TIGHT! So how John get his revenge against the man who killed his dog? He's just casually shoot him the head. Wait, what? Yeah, we spent most the budget on this awesomely executed and incredibly shot night club fight scene at the second act, so yeah, he's just going to shoot the guy on the head and stab his old father on the belly. That sounds kinda poor ending. Well, we were going to end the movie with John going after his stolen car, but the budget couldn't afford it, so it ends with John getting a new dog for himself. But I thought we could keep the car chasing scene for a sequel, so we end right where we left. Well, if we make a good movie with awesome action and it performs well at the box office, count it in. Amazing! *JOHN WICK II STARTS FILMING NEXT MONTH.*

@@thecouncilofnine4692 WELL OK THEN

I said the same thing. That will be a good pitch meeting.

Its a joke but legit. Ive literally died, but only a little. Like my heart stoped. But since it began beating after 60 secounds of me hitting the ground i recovered after 15 min

😆

women have horrible pain in our genital area for about 3 days to a week every month

Haha yeah women don't have balls! Fking epic dude lmao

"Huh"

@@beasttitanofficial3768 a kick in the balls tho......

Who's this Ryan you speak of?

I've learned to not have anything in my mouth when I watch these for that very reason.

generaldane oh yeah idk.. that’s a mistake. Whoopsie

Taking pills while watching comedy sketches is TIGHT. Sorry. Couldn't resist . . .

He was only mostly dead. Also, I think we need a Princess Bride Pitch Meeting.

Whoops! Very mysterious!

Or Ozzy Man

Crocodile Dundee it is

Down syndrome in Australia is smart.

I need a Pierce Brosnan hug!

I think you need to pay closer attantion to what you watch

The book was WAAAAAY better. I highly recommend reading it, even though you know what happens in the movie. It's still a great read and totally worth it. It's called "Casino Royale," written by Ian Fleming in 1954, and it spawned the entire James Bond franchise. All of the things in the movie that don't make sense--why he kills some random guy at the beginning, why James Bond needs to play cards with Le Chiffre instead of just killing or capturing him immediately, etc.--are either explained in the book or were never there to begin with. In short, the book was better than the movie and it's definitely worth reading

Doesn't Britain include Ireland tho? the UK doesn't but I'm pretty sure great britain does

_Krosis_ just Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland is not British.

@@brianaruno1053 Actually no. British includes people on the Island of Great Britain (English, Welsh, & Scots). That's why the official name of the country is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Irish, Northern or otherwise, are not British. Originally, Bond was supposed to be English, but once Connery played him he was Fleming officially made him Scottish.

@@Markone99 No.

_Krosis_ my god, no. How can you be that ignorant. Ireland is neither British nor has ANYTHING to do with the UK. Ireland is a completely sovereign nation. Northern Ireland (16% of island of Ireland) is still part of the UK. For now,...but not much longer.

I cracked up too hard! 😂

Love the studio exec’s face when he said it the second time hahaha

Girl I hollered and had to rewind.

that part.

Bond had parents (died in a climbing accident) and a wife, Tracey. Brought up multiple times. Difficult to keep the codename theory for most of that.

Yeah... We get it

He had the best gunbarrel

Legendary

self-describing t-shirts are TIGHT

@@Duiker36 Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Me too. I'm in.