Twas a hearty laugh

Lmao

@Windigo Jones that would be funnier because no one on wallstreetbets has had any formal education

@@manaspradhan8041 False...kinda

This is the importante of "quotes of the video" There's a lot of clever shit we end up missing. Thanks bro

His pen is too sharp for the world

@James Volk thanks UN

Cring

@Asim Malik Yo Asim, I won't read that bs

@Asim Malik lmao emojis

@Asim Malik MDMA was invented by a guy from Dow Chemical

y u guys responding to a bot?

glad am not a trader! phew!

Indeed.

Lmao

lmao

İt's a year old

Like fine wine

Kill a boomer Take his shit Profit

You may have to remake the arrowhead if it gets stuck, though.

If you have some machinery, you can reload shells from rifles or pistols. If you're crazy (and the right gun), you can use brass shotgun sells

ammo is far easier to carry in large quantities and reloading is simple enough that a 30 minute KZfaq video on it will learn you the basics easily, not to mention that guns are many times more effective than bows, bow hunting is EXTREMELY difficult compared to hunting with rifles or shotguns, as someone who's done both I've killed 4x as many deer with guns than with bows

yall forgetting supersonic air rifles . you can fit 100+ pellets in your pocket.

It literally can’t go tits up

@@coldcobalt1159 .-.

ColdCobalt Ah, the tragic tale of 1R0NYMAN.

> JP Morgan > Solving economic crisis > Bruh.png

Indeed, sounds fucking lit bro

More like 1600 percent 😭

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

It literally can’t go tits up

​@@williamwade9779found the benjamin fan

A turtle approved not seeing anything

@@just_a_turtle_chad why tf are you everywhere dude

@@satan4635 what we do when we're bored due to lockdown.

Came here cause of that

Their strategy is: HOLD THE LINE! DIAMOND HANDS! APES TOGETHER STRONK!!

I manage a trade desk and I was actually extremely impressed. Some of my new guys wouldn’t even have kept up with this and they’re in the industry 😂

Both!

I've been in share market for less than a year and know all these types of people. It's necessary to know because each one is trying to undercut/outdo the other but also help each other in some way or another.

Its missing insider/professional information. Like nowadays penny stock trader #2 is a crypto scammer/shiller.

exactly!

Not a roast if we all know it's true.

@@DK12_ exactly

@@DK12_ found the GenZ guy

The way 2020 is going i dont think there will be future for anyone

It's true though. I think the F.I.R.E. strategy is kinda weird, but could theoretically work. Unless we have an absolute crisis in 20 years, where droughts happen and millions have to flee their country to survive. Not looking forward to the future tbh if people can easily be manipulated to not wear masks.

Technically it’s more of a software security company than phone but their phone did die

BB to the moon

hehehe laughs in 20% gain

blackberrys value lies elsewhere

physical keywords are the superior typing experience.

It's really hard to beat the market as a mere investor. It's just better if you invest with the help of a professional understands the market dynamics better.

Picking stocks is a risky thing to do, particularly for non-professionals. I learnt that in 2020, when I lost almost everything. But I switched to using a financial advisor and I've been returning at least $38k every month so I’ve been sticking to investing via an Advisor.

I’ve been looking to switch to an advisor for a while now. Any help pointing me to who your advisor is?

Vivian Carol Gioia' is the licensed advisor I use. Just research the name. You’d find necessary details to work with a correspondence to set up an appointment

very much appreciated, your response suggests a person of benevolence.. just inputted her full name on my browser, and came across her site, top-notch qualifications! she seems well-qualified

Sorry, I must be stupid, but I don't get it. Can someone explain?

@@manzijoel5224 I'd like one too

@@manzijoel5224 money printer goes? brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@@manzijoel5224 ever heard of the 2008 financial crisis?

@@twistedsector I feel stupid now

He is a Wallstreetbets degenerate, he uploaded several funny videos on his 2nd channel

he would have gone on r/wallstreetbets anyways but decided to make the video

you could learn "all this" in 1 day from reddit, yahoo finance, and cold fusion videos lmfao. 50% of the commentary is straight outta wall street bets

He found a friend during the coronavirus. Himself.

@@TDS1108Gaming Very deep Karen

WE JUST DO

WE LIKE THE STOCK 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

DIAMOND HANDS OR NOTHING

I'm not 18 so can't even participate so sad I would have bought AMC

ITS JUST A GOOD STOCK

Bet you feel like shit now.

@@moe583 You can literally comment this on every cryptocurrency dip and you will forever be wrong as time goes on.

@@Discounted You are trying to start one of those classic youtube comment section arguments I see.

@@moe583 btc is like 20% from ath now all im saying

@@moe583 Bet you feel like crap now.

Please do, I always loved when profs were “up-to-date”

@@lukamagicc one of mine is a twitch streamer send help

your students would think you're really cool if you do that. Personally, I'd love a professor that makes me watch casually explained videos, it would seem to me that he's not actually a cranky hermit I assume all professors are.

Me 2. But to my friends. xD

You will get fired for bullying the students who invest in crypto

No mention of all the DD that happens though. Super groundbreaking stuff like: Tesla had 5 letters, letters are part alphabet, alphabet is Google's parent company and that's up 20% since Jan therefore short Tesla

@@PatrickHerberts the DD is better than 99% of the stuff on seeking alpha and other idiotic investment news

"I can get rich if I can just find a place to store 3 warehouses full of oil barrels for about 8 months when the price rebounds. Maybe they'll fit in my backyard and nobody will be bothered by them." -Some guy on r/Wallstreetbets

@@MrTJPAS now that's DD!

He did forget to mention daddy JPow but yes, other than that, highly accurate

Come 1/29 it’s gonna 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

SUNDIAL TO THE 🌕🌕🌕

$GME 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

$ _TETH_ .exe

AMC 🚀 🚀 🚀

I think you can do the math as to why is recommended again

please, im dumb explain

@Sadia Nadim The actual USD value of bitcoin fluctuates wildly and pretty quickly. They are making a joke about that.

Dual faceted and layered. Very based

Dad: I cANt HoLD a BiTCoIn

It's the USD that fluctuates. Bitcoin stays constant :P

With a voice an octave lower, or is that just me?

its where men lose so much money that they find money and lose money again.

It's pretty accurate,

i mean they’re both arbitrary human creations that many humans base their lives around so

wait, but i base my investment decisions by looking at moon phases

holy shit 😂😂😂😂

😂 true

Yesssss. Dividend David. Counting his dollars daily. Haaaa. My boy is a 100% dividend play guy

And going, there's nothing in this stock for long term investors, why should we stay invested? -on not getting dividend every quarter.

If you have a beachelor and master's degree in finance and still aren't at least millionaire, you are most probably an idiot. Tells you who you may ask: a drop out in history, psychology and philosophy for teachers (self made multimillionaire by investing).

@@milan51259 ???

And you got yourself scanned congrats 👏👏💯🧠

I know it's a joke

bro, where do I send my info, I want too

@Miles is he a Nigerian prince?

@Miles sorry, i believe in satan

Hahah too good

3:02

I think it's 'applied cynicism". Extremely well applied I might add !

U can literally lose money if the stock goes up, down, or stays the same.

Ah, options... lost few k's by shortening Tesla. xD

Everything kinda sucks lmao

@@captaincannabis3321 toads don't

@@JudgeDeadMJ mine do

Do you think investing in Delta Airlines after the pandemic is a good idea? I have 0 knowladge so no roasts pls

@@degla232 It's not a terrible idea but don't expect Delta to go back to normal for another year or so. Gold mining and bitcoin mining companies are on the rise right now so if you're looking to make a (decently) quick buck I would suggest those two industries.

Big movez

can relate

Teach me🙏🏽

Look at Captain Moneypants over here.

My life story ^

It wasn’t a failure, it just got pushed aside by technological progress. Stop over some time and we’ll watch Wrestlemania on my Betamax.

They've been switching into pure software as of late, contracting manufacturing to Foxconn

he showed the phone, which in large is a failure. BB currently is a cybersecurity company.

What the hell is a blackberry?

@@Madsovic999 you know, like a raspberry but darker

Lmao

Ikr

Can't wait for the next video in 3 months

He was never gone, just doesnt upload a lot

300th like

I would rather be the guy with the charts and stuff making chump change since my fucking bank doesn't pay interest... okay it does... tens of thousands in savings and it pays not quite 50 cents. So.... yeah. I started scalping on crypto with chump change amount of about $2K never having more than a 75% in at any time... And I've been sharing to others at work... it's so me... not to look cool, but so that the other coworkers don't lose their money fomoing into stupid shit.... funny shit though, one who held the dogecoin (he put in $300 at about 3 to 4 cents) the longest is now up as much as I am LOL! He cashed out of $300 worth of his gains instead of 100% of it so he's now into other crazy shit. Our economy has turned into a pathetic train wreck steeped in cocaine and basted in meth over the past 40 years... and has ME and the younger z's are so fucked we just don't fucking care anymore... rents exceeding our annual pay raises... homes doubling in just a few years no way of ever buying... and student loan debts that to say bluntly with income base repayment plans and 20 year forgiveness... short of somehow making suddenly at least hundreds of thousands of dollars somehow; that student loan debt isn't gonna get paid off... it'll turn into a tax liability instead and at that point, I'm Jone Doe and skipped this fucking train wreck of a country... probably won't matter because by then most of us won't be able to afford rent and will be living in our car, tent, rv, or some make shift set of cardboard and 2b4's we call a fixer upper in some empty lot somewhere.

And by the end of the year, all investors say "this aged well" and then the others say it again and then investors do again and this keep happening over and over but in the end the investors are up 10-100x and the others still inflating so idk why people even bother

It will age well again, give it another year

Blackberry just became overvalued this month, give it some time and it will go down.

BB is about to pump next week

>:(

@@TewbBelrog angry cause it's true

just like gold is not a real currency, i guess :P

@@GabrielPettier It's not. It's a commodity worth less than paper with "100" written on it.

@@cruzgomes5660 _laughs in silk road_

They're way less confusing than you think. They want money and just watch Jim Kramer, press the buttons their friends are pressing and make phone calls until the number in their account gets bigger. That's about the extent of their thinking. And when there are a lot of them in one room, they have the power to enslave the leaders of public corporations into making decisions that are completely meaningless to the rest of society. The only people doing the really magical work are the quants, and they aren't even investors. They're engineers who design automated Finance majors that make investment firms money and don't take vacations.

Are u confused by me?

@@arianbehnami1050 "TrumpKingsly first of all no, second of all, no, third no, and fourth no." That's exactly the kind of depth of thought I'm talking about. Nice to meet an investor, here on you tube.

@@arianbehnami1050 do you happen to know how big old companies and corporations are run, since they're basically owned by lots of stockholders and its all very nebulous and big corporations kinda run the world so it seems relevant to know. who gets to be CEO. if you were a group of bajillionaries who could purchase a sizable chunk of a mega corporation, then what? you get front row seats to the internal politics stage?

It's simple buy low, sell high

Yes true, I learnt that in 2020, when I lost almost everything. But I switched to using a financial advisor and I've been returning at least $90k every one quarter of the year so I’m sticking to investing via an Adviser.

Please who is the consultant that assist you with your investment and if you don't mind, how do I get in touch with them?

“Vivian Carol Gioia” is the advisor that oversees my portfolio. She's been able to gain some reputation and online recognition with over two decades in service, so it shouldn't be a hassle to find basic info.

this recommendation came at right time, very much appreciate it. curiously inputted her full name on my browser and found her site top search, no bs.. over 20 years of experience is certainly striking!

Just do big ass index funds. It's boring but reliable and lucrative in the long term. VTI/VXUS will serve you well. Or hell a target date fund if you want to be even lazier. If you want more in depth advice use a fiduciary (NOT a financial advisor, only fiduciaries have a legal obligation to act in your interest).

Same, lol

*5 year old with an xcel spreadsheet* wot mate

Not black swan optimal for sure. No money ultra safe, all money in black swan risk

Tell that to AAPL and TSLA call holders

Yeah but sometimes those pennies are made of platinum and gold

this guy trying to be smart. the guy over there put their money where their mouth is. do you?

Miles positions or ban

just wait until you get attacked by insurance agents from highschool, all your OVB agents will burn your house down to prove that they are the real deal

Pyramid schemes.

I market live forex pyramid schemes

Been done to death

Glad i never went through with it instead im possibly throwing my savings away in a bunch of Option contracts sounds legit

I felt attacked 😂

That's what I said about Tesla, and people are still sending me messages saying "that comment didn't age well..." I'm having trouble sleeping from all the investors who lost money reading my advice. Just imagine if I can sleep if I reversed my position now and told people to go buy Tesla and THEN it crashes?

@@exbladex99 Ugh, Tesla. I decided to pass on it in March (at around $700) because it had literally just doubled from around $300 in December and I was thinking it might be peaking, plus coronavirus uncertainty and the factory closures. Kicked myself hard at $1200, but had the exact same though. Now over $2,000...oof.

I prefer buying when something has gone up 230% in the past 45 minutes

@@exbladex99 but it grew again, so that didn't age well 😂

Big Brain

@Viral Hogs Billions in Debt

cek0 still a billionaire tho

@@FuttBuckerByMutt *Your debt collectors wants to know your location*

stonk

100 agree 😂

He’s an active poster, he’s posted content there before.

Not a lurker, he posts

Ryan Mathis what’s username

What is wsb?

The most important category of investors

Yep

Just got it

At least they can potentially get something from it, unlike astrology

Curiously one of them is a multinational scam people use where arbitrary values are assigned depending on the time they are observed at and reflecting the other arbitrary and ever evolving values and the other is the stock market

But it goes up 7-10% a year on average, so if you do nothing you make money...

And everyone wastes their time and makes bad decisions on the BS advice of a few people who are getting rich on everyone else's ignorance. Wait we were talking about astrology?

...and this woman!

The cryptocurrency bitcoin has value because it holds up very well when it comes to these six characteristics, although its biggest issue is its status as a store of value.

However, if bitcoin gains scale and captures 15% of the global currency market (assuming all 21 million bitcoins in circulation) the total price per bitcoin would be roughly $514,000.

We are seeing more managed money and, to an extent, institutional money entering the [crypto] space. Anecdotally speaking, I know of many people who are working at hedge funds or other investment managers who are trading cryptocurrency personally, the question is, when do people start doing it with their firms and funds?

How is the forex investment done.

@@khalifalouis4540 Yes, forex investment, I heard it's very profitable

Instead of liquidating your portfolio, you should try to understand personal finances and investing, because these will most likely lead to greater financial independence. By being knowledgeable about money and investing, individuals can make informed decisions about how to save, spend, and invest their money. I know someone who made over $350k in this recession influenced market, but to the best of my knowledge, it was through a financial advisor.

Yeah, financial advisors could make a lot of difference, particularly in a market such as this. Stocks are pretty unstable at the moment, but if you do the right math, you should be just fine. Bloomberg and other finance media have been recording cases of folks gaining over 250k just in a matter of weeks/couple months, so I think there are a lot of wealth transfer in this downtime if you know where to look. I have been using an FA since 2019, and I return at least $21k ROI, and this does not include capital gain.

@@instinctively_awesome8283 Is there any chance you could recommend who you work with? I've wanted to make this switch for a very long time now, but I've been very hesitant about. I'll appreciate any recommendation_

@@PhilipMurray251 I really don't like making such recommendations, because everybody's situation is unique. But there are many freelance wealth managers you could check out. I have been working with MARIA ELIZABETH FILINDRAS for about four years now, and she's really, really good. If she meets your discretion, then you could go ahead with her. I endorse her

@@instinctively_awesome8283 I'll like to get through to her. And I think I have heard that name on the news before. Can't remember if it was CNBC. Any idea if she can transfer my already existing portfolio from another hedge fund?

I will write one too many zeros in your wifes total weight

@@HarshRajAlwaysfree what are you 12

@@adamzeggai5506 120

@@HarshRajAlwaysfree ok weeb

Sounds fuckin’ lit, bro!

Feels bad

Felt that 😩

I feel physically assaulted

I bought apple last week, now it tanked.

this comment didnt age well

my guy this video is 3 months old

They made a deal with Amazon, so vehicles will be using their technology. They aren’t just phones anymore.

Damn, time to buy

BUY, BUY, BUY! 😂☠️

Same

with that kind of attitude, yes you are. i'll have you know that i come from a poor immigrant family, not a single euro to my name, but now i have a 6-figure bank account. anybody can trade, it's honestly not that hard, just a little time consuming. all you need to start with is 100 usd (just work for 1 month). more is fine, but it's best to use more money when you have more experience (i started with 1k, but i realised i could've done what i did starting with less too) do your research, spend time, don't get discouraged if it doesn't work out in the beginning. that's all it takes to make money.

@@ProtoForte ok

yre Thanks I made a slick mil’ real quick and escaped poverty. But I still don’t understand the video

@@ProtoForte imo more money keeps u safe to not lose mind over losing your savings while starting. After u have learned u for sure could start with less.

215 likes, and you didn't even say which one you are :(

Was looking for this!

it's been 7 or 8 months 😭 miss him

@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 same, at least cgp grey uploaded recently. even if his american-indian series died at part 0

Maybe he got food poisoning from sam onella

@@Xophistos lmao and then he got the tekoi thing wrong

@@Xophistos The series isn't dead. It is still in production xD

“Don’t buy the needle, buy the haystack”

I'm a boring investor too except I rather lump sum

Ironically, these no-nothing investors historically walk away with best returns 30 years later compared to everyone else. Even the tax system is behind their back(long term cap gain)

@@usaball9190 We are still very jealous of WSB YOLO bets gone really well, or the quants. We are boring, we know it, and we are not particularly proud of it.

Honestly it's not sophisticated and it's not particularly smart. But that's the entire point. You know you don't know enough to beat the market so you take the market return and beat the vast majority of people (including 75% of hedgefunds) by doing so.

DIVIDENDS

im gonna need about tree fiddy

Jesus Christ with social anxiety

Wait that's good news.

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT KZfaqR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear gü

Alloou No U Yeah that sounds like a great thing honestly

AxxL- Dude... what. the. hell?

Dont forget using O powers

Wore two golden rings and ran back and forth through a corridor breaking all the lamps. Someone keeps stashing bags of gold in those lamps for some reason.

VS Seeker the rich old people with 1 pokemon 👌🏻

Amazing. We all know bitcoin is the future

i made thousands in seconds by spamming hog riders. get on my level | V your level

I started with a little capital which have increased so much compared to what i was expecting, there's no time to decide whether or not. You can join pacesetters today it's great

Same dude, I have no idea how it works

Rafael Alódio why not invest in bitcoins, don’t you know what bitcoin is?

It sounds like this Harry Okoli guy is trying to sell you something but you should really try to start investing for your future. Its actually quite fun when you get started. I go onto my app to look at my stocks and indexes every day because its pretty interesting. But if youre completly uninterested then you should probably look into just putting your money into the s&p500 or the nasdaq like the “investor” type

I invest, and this guy is super accurate.

“The Reddit chat” 😂😎

@@kevinkavanagh8509 my bad 🤦‍♂️ 😂

Bro.. you literally just watched history unfold in front of your eyes.

@@surrealsupercell7217 I did partake in this as well. Damn so much happened in nine months wtf 😂

loser

SAME :(...

Same same 😔

True.

Omg yes

yes!!

Jamie just dissed you on stream

She would still not be into you. She was Canadian.

I’ll help you out bro

No, it's necessary.

Everyone: *stonks*

Miles that’s irrelevant here. And I think I’ll go with no if that’s okay. Worshipping characters from a fiction book just isn’t my favourite thing to do with my spare time if I’m honest.

You are a patient person

@@devonmontgomery-eder1066 I was thinking, I had to “prove” I’m ready to start investing hahahah

The bubble will burst between now and 2 years, i’m not shorting tho. I will not burn my hands on this one

600billion

@@ismailshah8154 we’ll see 😂

@@jayrave4 no their current market is 712B cap I said 600 cuz that was what it was last week or so when I checked

@@ismailshah8154 sorry buddy, I thought you meant Tesla would turnover $600B in two years, which is never going to happen! Yes, their market cap is a frankly ridiculous c.$700B right now...mainly because of all the Brads still pumping money into it on Robin Hood 😂

Returned to the soil, back with the cosmos, deconstructed on a molecular level

Gone, reduced to atoms.

not alive

Killed to death by dying

rip: jodinsan

Did they edit that part out? I saw it yesterday, but just watched the video and didn't catch it this time.

@@MaplesonD glad I'm not losing my mind.

"Except they would never do that, because tattoos are a sin." Best joke by far. What group thinks that tattoos are a sin?

Been answering lots of phones lately i bet. With all the outages.

What does it mean when jp morgan adds an extra 0?

Aidan Anderson he called Lehman and asked if they wanted to add one too many zeroes. Lehman was one of the largest investment banks in the US (I think 4th behind Goldman, Morgan Stanley, and Merrill Lynch) and the dies during the 2008 crash. It was later found that they had been falsifying financial statements for years to look less bad than they were.

Legit didn't know I was part of a community until recently. swimming in zoomer wallstreetbets yolo cash... good times.

as a great man once put it, wall street bets is just astrology for men.

Top comment here

Pretty sure he's blown up his KZfaq profits multiple times over from OTM options.

As somebody who works in a Gold shop...the Gold bugs part was so darn accurate it’s not even funny

100%. Otherwise he must've done hours of research before making it haha

@@Keanzter hours? At least days or weeks. There is many inside joke that hard to understand in this video

Especially the theta gang explanation proves he has a lot of knowledge on this.

For reall. Annoying af

Da forex mentor 4 today

invest $1 dollar one time, “I’m an entrepreneur with dedication in financial world”

Dollar cost averaging is legit. But it's like playing on easy, wouldn't call it trading.

Bro they're always like, "Just pay me to teach you how to make money!!!" That's how they get money, scamming people

@Miles jesus can SMD

same Im 18

You don't need money, you just overleverage and gamble money you don't own, quite simple really.

@@Azagro can you explain a bit more

You like dating, don't ya?

@@volvoxfraktalion5225 Creepy random

@@Basuko_Smoker nah its more that i dont respect people who date too much no matter the gender

He already did

could you elaborate? tbh i didnt get it