CAT ATTACKS MAN DURING LIVESTREAM - POLICE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY! 😱

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Paul Colto

Paul Colto

3 жыл бұрын

My cat Jozin attacked me when I was doing a live stream. It was terrifying.
#cat #attack #angrycat
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@HAPPY_Says_Aye
@HAPPY_Says_Aye 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the police are already on there way to help this man. He must've dialed 911 off camera
@paulcolto
@paulcolto 3 жыл бұрын
Police would not be enough. A SWAT team is the only force I would consider entrusting to get me out of this situation with my life intact.
@okidoki2124
@okidoki2124 3 жыл бұрын
Swat team would not be enough in this situation I would call the military
@TheDarkVictini
@TheDarkVictini 3 жыл бұрын
999 in the UK
@areh3918
@areh3918 3 жыл бұрын
@@okidoki2124 Military is not enough i would call an entire cosmic galactic force to stop this cat threath
@paulcolto
@paulcolto 3 жыл бұрын
@@areh3918 Finally, someone who fully appreciates the gravity of this situation.
@michellez.288
@michellez.288 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist he’s being held captive by the cat and the cops are on the way to rescue him
@perrybb2
@perrybb2 3 жыл бұрын
Yo man, I don't mean to clown on you, but that cat made you his punk 😂
@paulcolto
@paulcolto 3 жыл бұрын
Domestic violence is not a laughing matter. I could have been killed.
@yeahbitch8880
@yeahbitch8880 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulcolto is that even u
@lampzteewiizteerose8416
@lampzteewiizteerose8416 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulcolto 🤣😭
@colettefitness8532
@colettefitness8532 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulcolto lmao
@Jay_underthepavement
@Jay_underthepavement 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulcolto lmao
@Hj4a
@Hj4a Жыл бұрын
It's so interesting how this works. He's clearly acting like prey, which of course entices the predator.
@bellatordei3440
@bellatordei3440 5 ай бұрын
Prey that is 58 times bigger 😅
@lotion5238
@lotion5238 2 ай бұрын
​@@bellatordei3440Cats will bring down predators larger than them. They don't care about how big the prey is
@bellatordei3440
@bellatordei3440 2 ай бұрын
@@lotion5238 of course, the elephants almost go extinct because of the housecat...
@Boofi-quat
@Boofi-quat Күн бұрын
@@bellatordei3440Pretty sure a large rodent could take this guy.
@itsMrNoble
@itsMrNoble 2 жыл бұрын
That cat owns you. It’s like when parents are scared of their children. It’s strange to watch.
@scottypimpin9002
@scottypimpin9002 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that cat would’ve been in a shelter somewhere. People be treating cats like god.
@trvpmusic2569
@trvpmusic2569 Жыл бұрын
@@scottypimpin9002 well considering people use to actually worship cats that comes to no surprise
@scottypimpin9002
@scottypimpin9002 Жыл бұрын
@@trvpmusic2569 I agree! History doesn’t repeat it self, But it damn sure rhymes.
@mightytaiger3000
@mightytaiger3000 6 ай бұрын
Not as strange as people that see any interaction with beings vulnerable to them as an opportunity for dominance.🤡
@mightytaiger3000
@mightytaiger3000 6 ай бұрын
@@scottypimpin9002we get it, you’re mad your mom didn’t hug you enough.
@thejew1789
@thejew1789 3 жыл бұрын
“And hopefully he doesn’t attack me.” - Famous last words
@paulcolto
@paulcolto 3 жыл бұрын
He did attack me. And I was lucky to escape with my life.
@m.maclean8911
@m.maclean8911 3 жыл бұрын
Swear much?
@Jay-nj1oz
@Jay-nj1oz 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulcolto Don't be such a drama queen. He slapped your back.
@shubhamwr
@shubhamwr 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-nj1oz he's joking obviously.
@Jay-nj1oz
@Jay-nj1oz 3 жыл бұрын
@@shubhamwr The tone doesn't feel satirical. But I guess he is.
@vegas9440
@vegas9440 Жыл бұрын
“Can you maybe go somewhere else for a little bit” 😂😂
@lucila5466
@lucila5466 3 жыл бұрын
We know who's boss in that house 😂
@eyft5163
@eyft5163 2 жыл бұрын
My man goes home at night and gets bullied by his cat 🤣
@nostalgia46
@nostalgia46 9 ай бұрын
That cat could smell fear. Never cower to them and go fisticuffs if necessary.
@MrE7746
@MrE7746 3 ай бұрын
Cat can smell that beta-male vibe.
@Usernameunknown23
@Usernameunknown23 6 ай бұрын
Famous quote “Normally we get on so well” 😂😂😂😂
@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 8 ай бұрын
I used to have a cat who waited until I was asleep before he attacked me, I often got woke up by his vicious attacks. At least yours isn't a coward lol.
@doubleog6149
@doubleog6149 6 ай бұрын
Cat has a higher Test count than him
@user-bk9fk2tq2z
@user-bk9fk2tq2z 2 ай бұрын
Cat is swole af
@gelraldoldo5152
@gelraldoldo5152 9 ай бұрын
Cat knew it was on camera and acted accordingly
@RB-420
@RB-420 2 жыл бұрын
Cat wanted to play but his owner seemed to be as neutered as he is.
@spikytoaster
@spikytoaster 4 ай бұрын
Lmao exactly bro was literally scared of a paw tap.
@meyman9
@meyman9 2 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you don't assert your dominance with a cat
@TheArkan6
@TheArkan6 4 ай бұрын
100
@fluffdragon6305
@fluffdragon6305 3 жыл бұрын
This cat decided be the owner of his human. And like he want own the entire house too
@kgrimes4934
@kgrimes4934 3 жыл бұрын
He is responded to your energy. He already looked like a fur covered battery ready to go when picked him up.
@Posark
@Posark 3 жыл бұрын
Lol fur covered battery
@amieI7123
@amieI7123 3 жыл бұрын
The best way to stay safe from aggressive cats are to get a soft thick blanket over your whole body and keep moving cos if ur still then they will get in position and as soon as u move they pounce
@niga3
@niga3 3 жыл бұрын
Throw the cat to wall
@thecoolmanstation
@thecoolmanstation 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but then again what if they follow you to the point where they attack you and not recognize you?
@leoplays8118
@leoplays8118 2 жыл бұрын
@@niga3 ??? Are YOU STUPID that’s animal abuse
@jelly75675
@jelly75675 2 жыл бұрын
why have it in the first place then if they are always going to attack me?
@scottypimpin9002
@scottypimpin9002 Жыл бұрын
The best way is to give them away. Why deal with that bs?
@seanm8557
@seanm8557 3 ай бұрын
Humanity is at its softest it has ever been 🤦‍♂️
@strangelillas
@strangelillas 8 ай бұрын
I just throw a blanket over mine when he wants to attack. Loll😅
@TheOverChargedTitanSpeakerMan
@TheOverChargedTitanSpeakerMan 29 күн бұрын
0:44 THIS PART MAKES ME LAUGH XD
@jonr.747
@jonr.747 Жыл бұрын
Wtf this must be about men who have been neutered
@katnip8228
@katnip8228 Ай бұрын
Cat's thinking: "Don't tell me you're going to talk to that screen again for an hour, AND PAY ME NO ATTENTION!"
@AM-xe4iq
@AM-xe4iq 16 күн бұрын
“Can you maybe go somewhere else for a little bit?” 💀💀💀
@unofficialcartooncatthaton9810
@unofficialcartooncatthaton9810 2 жыл бұрын
0:45 HIS OWN SCREAM SCARED ME LOL
@WinnieTheTrain
@WinnieTheTrain 3 жыл бұрын
He looked scared by the cat and the cat could sense his fear and punked him. He should have took control of the situation and scared the cat off
@paulcolto
@paulcolto 3 жыл бұрын
I can categorically assure you that I was not scared. I was absolutely terrified.
@hanbanaroda
@hanbanaroda 3 жыл бұрын
got this channel recommended by friend but didnt excpect survival videos 🤣
@bmsk0076
@bmsk0076 2 жыл бұрын
That cat has dominated the snowflake without even attacking!
@muratbey1758
@muratbey1758 3 жыл бұрын
Don't give food then who knows the boss. If he still continues to attack, let him live in nature
@idkyetgivemeasec
@idkyetgivemeasec 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell this cat abuses this man on a daily.
@Donderdrammels
@Donderdrammels 6 күн бұрын
As a totally non-cat person (meaning I don't know much about them), can some owners perhaps share why this cat became aggresive seemingly from out of nowhere and what the owner could have done avoid it?
@msannthrope1863
@msannthrope1863 Ай бұрын
That could not be classified as an attack.
@sageosaka
@sageosaka Жыл бұрын
Hey man hope you're still good, haven't seen an update lately
@theuniversaleye9780
@theuniversaleye9780 24 күн бұрын
What u doing? Cat "What u doing?"
@teannabell9945
@teannabell9945 2 жыл бұрын
that's why I don't try mess with cats
@MELSOFF
@MELSOFF 3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny lmaooo
@amberfarwell6588
@amberfarwell6588 Ай бұрын
Once he said Hi I knew it was about to go down
@thomasa.tucker2389
@thomasa.tucker2389 Жыл бұрын
Notice when that cat looked at him…he pissed his pants 😁
@thenightmarefox
@thenightmarefox Жыл бұрын
The police were watching that cat with a pair of binoculars like: He's becoming agrressive, boys! Get his ass!
@viviane0104
@viviane0104 Жыл бұрын
Incrível como ele percebeu pelo olhar do gato que seria atacado mas continuou lá parado.
@Whoami691
@Whoami691 5 ай бұрын
My gentle little cookie has NEVER attacked me. Ive had her 3 years and she is the moat gentle soul you will ever meet. Shes a hider, not a fighter. If she is feeling uncomfortable she just walks away.
@donotcumforme6021
@donotcumforme6021 3 жыл бұрын
*CAT- WATCH ME SCARE THIS MAN LIVE*
@tyreleriqson1032
@tyreleriqson1032 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? BRIAN LAUNDRIE IS STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL.
@amuroray1085
@amuroray1085 2 жыл бұрын
The cat ended his career.
@paulcolto
@paulcolto 2 жыл бұрын
And almost ended my life.
@ThorfinnOnYoutube
@ThorfinnOnYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
The cat was like don't u dare sit on my couch
@ivangranger8494
@ivangranger8494 Ай бұрын
Looked like he was playing to me. No flat earring, or growling. Hit you with his paw and left. Probably wanted a snack.
@mileshamblen9982
@mileshamblen9982 2 ай бұрын
Hello, I am Paul. I am not the average bald male, I am apprehensive of small animals like house cats which pose no critical physical harm to me.
@jacobsfortnitechannelvlogo1113
@jacobsfortnitechannelvlogo1113 11 ай бұрын
Cat is under arrest for attacking man.
@user-bk9fk2tq2z
@user-bk9fk2tq2z 2 ай бұрын
The cat is giving you Vietnam war PTSD flashbacks.
@angelelisanchez2026
@angelelisanchez2026 3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing? Jajaja😂😂 0:35
@Wysaw
@Wysaw Ай бұрын
Lmao, 'what'd you just say to me bro, maybe YOU should go somewhere else for a bit'
@fennecfox2
@fennecfox2 3 жыл бұрын
He might be half siamese. His head shape looks identical to my snowshoe siamese who also does this. Exacting revenge on their owners is a trait seen in the breed, and I think it is more common in males. They will remember things they feel you did wrongly to them (even if you didnt do anything lol) and then exact their revenge. (Not all of them, but it is noted on many websites about the breed). Just a possibility.
@fennecfox2
@fennecfox2 3 жыл бұрын
Google image the darker faced snowshoe siamese with a lot of black on their head and body with white on the chin. Yours might be related.
@JaimeRosario884
@JaimeRosario884 3 жыл бұрын
That actually makes sense. The moment the animal remembers something, it will experience an emotion, and will act based on that emotion. The animal wont start thinking "it was a long time ago, it doesnt matter anymore." It will remember, feel, and act. For the cat, it might feel like it just happened, even if it happened a long time ago.
@luwucian4497
@luwucian4497 3 жыл бұрын
The cat attacks him and the police come hahaha -El gato lo ataca y viene la policía jajaja
@philsmith2444
@philsmith2444 Жыл бұрын
“I told you, that stupid name stays within these walls.”
@MrYutoob
@MrYutoob 2 жыл бұрын
tail up ears forward and no claws says he's looking for a mild sparring session ;)
@iusedyourtowel6765
@iusedyourtowel6765 5 ай бұрын
Cats attack me exactly once before they learn a lesson.
@NostalgiaforInfinity
@NostalgiaforInfinity 5 ай бұрын
Stupid people think cats are some kind of a toy they can manhandle, rather than semi-wild animals that can live independently with or without you.
@user-ww2lc1yo9c
@user-ww2lc1yo9c Жыл бұрын
Is this man still alive?
@Staralium
@Staralium 10 ай бұрын
This was his last upload. Now I’m concerned
@gundersonflooringanddesign4064
@gundersonflooringanddesign4064 Жыл бұрын
Poor fella nearly lost his life. That looks like a really ferocious pussy cat
@esmeraldamoreno7383
@esmeraldamoreno7383 6 ай бұрын
RIP Alan Jones
@Usernameunknown23
@Usernameunknown23 6 ай бұрын
Ending 😂😂😂😂😂
@Killuminati-X
@Killuminati-X 8 ай бұрын
Omg I thought I was going to witness a murder
@riskybiz9306
@riskybiz9306 2 ай бұрын
Maybe changed the caption to cat raised his paw towards man instead of attacks man
@AlphaG33k1
@AlphaG33k1 Ай бұрын
Cat was mad the guy picked him up when kitty was clearly focused on something down below where the camera could see...Maybe an imaginary (or real LOL) bug or something...Turned his rage on guy when guy got scared LOL Glad you survived at least long enough to post the video ;)
@Peabody388
@Peabody388 Жыл бұрын
Meowwww. Who's the scaredy cat now?? 😹😹😹😹😹
@helloworld3943
@helloworld3943 3 жыл бұрын
Why do people keep these cats. I'd kick its ass out if it ever attacked. I'm not paying bills for something that aggressive. Y'all are crazy.
@kirag3637
@kirag3637 3 жыл бұрын
The cat slapped him on the back...You're too sensitive.
@user-wf7pe3zb8q
@user-wf7pe3zb8q 5 күн бұрын
I know times are tough, but you will really need to upgrade your phone video camera from Nokia N95. New phones with better cameras are quite cheap now...
@yonezanimationz9885
@yonezanimationz9885 25 күн бұрын
bro what my cat does that to me like everyday why dial the cops
@PASS_DE_BLUNT
@PASS_DE_BLUNT Жыл бұрын
They say pit bulls are bad but any little thing sets a cat off it’s ridiculous
@muratbey1758
@muratbey1758 3 жыл бұрын
most cats are afraid of vinegar and water.
@MordorProject
@MordorProject 3 жыл бұрын
Get rid of the cat and get a nice loving dog.
@DigBickDepresso
@DigBickDepresso 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously dawg we're is the carnage.
@ROMANEMPIRE69
@ROMANEMPIRE69 Жыл бұрын
Cat was wondering where your hair was. 😜😜😜
@sakaiahreign3365
@sakaiahreign3365 9 ай бұрын
You did something to that cat that he’s paying you back for 😂
@DTownNash
@DTownNash 3 жыл бұрын
Matthew Santoro???
@noah1egan389
@noah1egan389 3 жыл бұрын
My cat fkn slapped me
@ashleycrosman6349
@ashleycrosman6349 3 жыл бұрын
Mine straight punches me
@RahulRaj-cj4rt
@RahulRaj-cj4rt 3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for your videos Sir.... It's been so long.😰😨..Is everything alright..
@danielgarza6664
@danielgarza6664 3 жыл бұрын
Hey bald head Paul 👽 👋
@TwiceSmittenOnceShy
@TwiceSmittenOnceShy 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the cat is actually female and was offended by being misgendered and the incorrect use of pronouns 😂
@alexrennison8070
@alexrennison8070 3 жыл бұрын
If that’s the case just euthanise it.
@berglastwagon5660
@berglastwagon5660 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck off, feminist
@cosmickeyboard9811
@cosmickeyboard9811 3 жыл бұрын
@@berglastwagon5660 Take a joke snowflake
@dreadxlegionx058
@dreadxlegionx058 3 жыл бұрын
If the cat's like that it's better to just put it on the street and adopt a new cat that isn't crazy.
@64fairlane305
@64fairlane305 6 ай бұрын
Man? not this one
@user-wx8sq2ex6p
@user-wx8sq2ex6p 7 ай бұрын
Sweet baby 🐈‍⬛🐈
@stevendivine4771
@stevendivine4771 2 жыл бұрын
why do i hear boss music
@spikytoaster
@spikytoaster 4 ай бұрын
Bro was scared of a paw tap I cant 💀
@saxon1177
@saxon1177 Ай бұрын
He saw you dressed in drag last night and he's not having it!
@Ganggang314
@Ganggang314 7 ай бұрын
I have a cat and dog they were like that when I got them I showed dominance showed no fear and I say to you they don’t do that shit any more lol.
@ChrissyxXx
@ChrissyxXx 8 ай бұрын
It was a tap?? Like wtf..hardly an attack..more like a tickle 😅 wimp
@htxflow
@htxflow Жыл бұрын
That's Evil the Cat
@mightytaiger3000
@mightytaiger3000 6 ай бұрын
if this is out of character, I wonder what triggered him because I don’t see anything unless he doesn’t like to be picked up or is always this way… lol Love cats💖
@luca9316
@luca9316 3 жыл бұрын
And I took that personally
@kylequintana
@kylequintana 2 жыл бұрын
He just seen a walking piece of 🍖, just like in the cartoons.
@abdullaa1090
@abdullaa1090 2 жыл бұрын
It didnt even touch him
@inthewoods5494
@inthewoods5494 7 ай бұрын
Where are y’all getting cats this aggressive LMAOOOA. I don’t even think my cat knows he can scratch me.
@Kbrzfkgyhg68539bjfdvku
@Kbrzfkgyhg68539bjfdvku Ай бұрын
Your body language is telling your cat that you are scared which is provoking your cat to attack you. If you just stayed relaxed he might have not attacked you.
@gmodpro2099
@gmodpro2099 2 жыл бұрын
the point with a cat is not to be scared of scratches just grab his face playfuly let him scratch you :3
@ClarkBent68
@ClarkBent68 3 жыл бұрын
I know a guy whos cat attacked him and he just twisted his head and killed it
@l.j.7540
@l.j.7540 3 жыл бұрын
Jozins revenge
@jonzkha
@jonzkha 28 күн бұрын
Fight back. Don’t be a coward.
@proffesional-gamer
@proffesional-gamer 23 күн бұрын
its animal abuse idiot
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