Gets banned from their discord, but reviews the game and gets it discounted anyway. Chaotic neutral.

*_"became admired by fish for saving one of their young from drowning"_*

"Shock freeze your lava to sell it" has the same energy like "Just boil some water and freeze it for later, so you can start cooking faster"

"I broke a concrete wall; I lost a concrete friend." Absolute poetry, from one of the best to ever do it.

it's been scientificly proven that the best games look like liquid aids

"This is probably the only game you can get caught playing in the office" False. Base-level Dwarf Fortress looks more like work is being done.

The patch notes of this game are amazing, a highlight would be "you can no longer transmutate liquids across dimensions".

I tried utilizing lava as a source of money after finding a lava weep just outside of the stiltlands. Unfortunately, it was still early on so I had no means of using grenades to freeze-dry lava waterskins. I considered just buying every glass phial and selling it back filled, but thought that was way too slow and inefficient. Then I realized that I only needed a container to be able to hold its capacity in lava long enough for me to sell it, so I filled up glass jars I bought from the same merchants and sold those back to them full of lava. Happy with my newfound wealth, I proceeded to walk away from the merchant I just sold several jars of lava to only to come to an epiphany. I realized that I wasn't playing any old basic game, I was playing Qud. At that moment I thought to myself, "What's stopping the jars from breaking after I sell them?" That's the neat part: nothing.

>Gets told off by mods >Spam pings the mods God bless you Sseth

"Would you like it if a woman stepped on your bowl of cereal?" Ye- "Don't answer that." Oh.

We were so busy asking: ''Caves of Qud?'' that we never asked : ''Caves of Shud?''

Knowing how much the devs hate Sseth, and seeing how his video is always number 1 when searching the game, makes me laugh.

SsethTzeentach: "Because If I Don't Review A Roguelike That Gives Me Constant Agonizing Testicular Agony Once Every Three Months I Will Literally Die." Edit: How many days has it been since the devs started melting down about Sseth just throwing thousands of people at them?

"Hey, hey people" Yeah, that's the stuff, right in the vein there.

"Cats despise you. Even docile ones will attack you." "Cats won't usually let you pet them. You aren't welcome in their holy places." Yeah, it's like that.

It's hilarious how the discord mods were so pissed off about Sseth joining that even to this day there's a 3 month "waiting list" to join followed by a "vetting period" hahahahaha

This man got banned from the game's official discord in just over a minute as a "low-effort troll" and he still got them to put it on sale.

"The game practically asks you to fix itself with console commands." ...Todd Howard? You again?

Remember, Qud players, make sure to mention Sseth as being your inspiration to go out and get the game, esp. in your Steam reviews. The devs will greatly appreciate knowing where you're coming from :^)

I like how in the clip where he's eating his own fungal infections you can see another infection he has in the background, implying he has spent enough time in a fungal infestation to contract multiple parasitic growths.

Dwarf Fortress Players: "These graphics are gorgeous!!!"

after this video the devs locked the discord and said everyone from here is alt-right

Shoutout to my peeps, if you got the slime playable race mod, you can kill Q-Girl with absorb.

"would you like it if a WOMAN stepped in your cereal? DON'T ANSWER THAT" i love the fucking regret of him asking that question

"The bullets don't discriminate, they only penetrate" - Spoken like a true African Warlord.

"So, I sprayed sentience on a block of concrete..." Say no more, I'm sold.

>calls themselves purists >replaces their natural bodies with cybernetic augmentations.

This might be the greatest game I've seen that I absolutely never want to play.

I looked it up, Q girl is literally one of the dev’s fursona.

"Damn, my man's excel spreadsheet looks f**ked up." Lost it.

Someone probably beat me to this but I went to the wiki for Nutty Putty Cave. The man who died was *far* from the first person to get stuck but he was stuck in such a way that he couldn’t get out without breaking a ton of bones. A rescue team even tried to get him but they couldn’t with a pulley system, and wouldn’t send anyone in due to the obvious added risk. In a sort of memorial for him, an agreement was made with the wife to close the site permanently with his body sealed inside. The area above the spot was also blown up with explosives to cause a collapse that would hopefully bury him in the rubble.

My first death occurred when I made the extremely poor decision of dropping down several shafts, ending up in an underground factory and an endless series of conveyor belts that led me ever deeper. Eventually I ended up in a huge chamber called *The Cloaca* and was killed by a massive slug called SLOG. Afterwards I learned that if I somehow became friendly with mollusks I could learn a secret recipe from Slog that would turn me into a giant slug like him. I spent the next 15 hours working towards this goal. 10/10 would slug again.

"I broke a concrete wall, but lost a concrete friend" - Sseth 2020

"I respect the fact that you can self insert your OC girlfriend but at least give us the option of dismembering her." -Sseth

Sseth is the perfect beta tester for a game that has a working economy in it. Just let him loose onto the game and he'll find all the exploits within hours.

The "make it 30% off you'll make so much more money" is so true. anytime I see anything for 10% off I just think "Why even bother putting it on sale then" and continue to not buy it

“Everything eventually runs out of limbs.” It wouldn’t be a Sseth vid without yet another addition to the Big Book of Terrifyingly Mysterious Tombstone Inscriptions.

“Bullets don’t discriminate, they only penetrate.” -SsethTzeentach

The virgin "you cant join the putus templar because they are nazis" caves of qud VS the chad "join the protectorate and launch chemical WMD attacks with their dirlewanger division" underrail

My man Sseth spent months reviewing a game and hyping it up in the first 20 minutes as some complex masterpiece which you won't enjoy but can master to enjoy, then made a joke in the discord and suddenly the people in the discord went for blood

the sentence "became admired by the fish for saving one of their young from drowning" is amazing and convinced me then and there to get this game

One must be a special kind of psychopath to program something like this.

This is the 3rd result when you look up “who is sandy loam”

Does anyone else rewatch Sseth's videos to wind down at the end of the day? So relaxing.

"I broke a concrete wall, i lost a concrete friend". F for concrete wall.

"My slave name used to be whipped cream, now I'm whipping cream"- Banana Tree 2020

"Tired of your tiny, feminine hands? GIANT HANDS!!!" That's the dumbest joke in this whole video and it kills me every single fucking time!

Dude you are right about the boss coming over and seeing the screen. My wife came by and asked why I am watching coding videos with a tank shooting missiles on the left side of the screen.😅

"would you like it if a women stepped in your bowl of cereal?" Sseth instantly regrets making that question

"Famous Minecraft youtuber the size of a small child" - what a burn, RIP Mandalore.

the question is, how do you use the immortal self-insert furry to kill everything else in the universe

Boy that Unity dig aged like fine wine

Dwarf Fortress is another game that is literally "SFW". I spent a few days at my job playing DF with its many utilities splayed over a 4 monitor setup. Good times. Never got caught.

I had a pile of tubes that looked like a chair become a grenade launcher after examining it

almost 3 years later the dev is still seething on twitter you just can't buy that kind of legacy

just gonna ignore that its pre discount price was $14.88

Calling seth a low effort troll is like saying warhammer is only a "little dark".

>banned from dev's discord for simply wanting to kill the mary sue self-insert of said dev's "gf" >makes a video praising the game anyway >game's playerbase and sales skyrocket but the dev is still bitter about the ban This is a three acts greek comedic drama if I've ever seen one

From a mechanical standpoint I feel like putus are pretty justified considering espers are so ridiculously strong you draw the attention of extradimensional horrors and any given screen will just be filled with force fields, fire and headless fauna in an esper vs. esper fight lol

"Would you like a woman to step in your cereal?" Hell n- "Don't answer that." ..... did I fail the test?

Singing the praises for this game then shitting up their discord is powerful chaotic neutral energy.

For real though, True Kin Praetorian is by far the best starting race/class if you have no idea what you're doing. It's so tanky compared to all the others it's ridiculous. Save the awesome Mutant powers for when you actually understand the game's mechanics and threats. True Kin, my friends.

If someone saw me watching this video with headphones on they would probably think I'm learning something valuable

"High level Esper" *Shows Steven Segal doing Aikido* No, no he's got a point

Caves of qud: -sell lava -clone merchants -break the economy

Gee, that unity joke aged like milk, my man. Fucking precision foresight there.

"Damn, my man's excel sheet looks fucked up" had me laughing hard. Good one, Sir.

Nothing warms my heart more than hearing "Hey hey people"

"Ah I see we got a low effort troll" Half of me thinks that Sseth made this video just to prove he is in fact, the highest tier of troll.

I swear, out of all the reviews sseth has done, this is 100% the best one to fall asleep to.

"Hated by The Merchant's Guild for questioning the origins of the moon." You know, I feel like that's on the tame side for the Merchant's Guild.

I love how tyler1 is just this channel's shorthand for "not human"

"The trees talk behind your back" Jokes on them, I speak Vietnamese.

Just realized after coming back to this that the series of cats at 1:53 were art by Louis Wain, who was often said to have schizophrenia. Didn't realize the continued the schizophrenia thing after the initial joke about it.

Choosing Unity as your game engine This aged nicely

Devs: "Please don't break our game again." Players: "Please don't patch our game again." Sseth: *"FUCK YOU ALL I'M EATING THE SKY"*

"Ravings of a paranoid schizophrenic" Shows Time-Cube Well done, Sseth

The Putus Templars mod is still up on their steam workshop. Although the devs mentioned they didnt delete it, they said they hid it from appearing onnthe front page of the steam workshop. Doesnt matter to me though. I can play as templars now

18:31 After playing this game for a while, I'd like to propose a more efficient way to do this. Instead of cloning the clone, always clone the original one. Then, when you use Proselytize or Domination or Beguile, use it on the main merchant. This will make every clone of that merchant your friend, and you can steal all their inventories without needing to use the ability multiple times just to ransack their belongings. Another thing of note, if you proselytize/dominate/beguile a clone, none of the other merchants would be your friend. Only befriending the original merchant converts the clones, and if you try befriending the original merchant after befriending a clone, that clone would not automatically be befriended anymore. Another thing to note if you're using dominate or beguile is that the merchants would turn hostile to you if you fail your domination or if you break your beguilement, but only after a screen transition (unless you fail to dominate in which case all the merchants become hostile simultaneously). To combat this, lure the merchant to one side of an empty screen close to the six day stilt, like a parsec nearby since the salt dunes are barren as fuck and start duplicating them. Then, befriend a farm animal or some other small critter (you can find a few in the pens in six day stilt) and bring them to the same place you put all the merchants, but on the other side of the screen. Befriend the main merchant, then go around every merchant and tell them to stay where they are to prevent them from aggroing and killing the critter. Now every time you rob their inventories, you can go befriend the critter before leaving so only the critter becomes angry and you won't aggro the merchants upon return. Of course, this doesn't apply if you proselytize since proselytize never triggers aggro but you need to basically invest everything into charisma to consistently pull off proselytize. Also, merchants won't restock if they are befriended to you, so always go befriend the critter to unfriend the merchants so they can successfully restock. 19:12 do this if you are truekin, but not if you are a mutant. Sphyx salt injectors don't give you precognition if you're a mutant. You'll have to either select it as a starting mutation or randomly mutate it later on (i recommend just starting out with it since it is stupidly powerful) Another thing to do is to clone bookkeepers, and befriend then steal all their books (they also have a chance to sell advertisements to the location of legendary merchants or schroedinger's pages. steal those too), then go to the center of Six Day Stilt, where the Mecha Pope is. To the left of the entrance is this girl who you can give the books for for an absurd amount of experience. EDIT: After fiddling around, I figured out that if you order your beguiled companion to only fight defensively, they won't attack you even after beguilement is broken and they're hostile. Do that instead of the critter thing. EDIT EDIT: Another thing to note is that though RNG can still be rerolled by precognition, certain things can't be anymore. For example, in the early versions you could use precognition, open up your menu and roll a random mutation, then if you don't like that mutation you can revert precognition and roll to something else. However, now you can't. Mutations, Brain Brine, and Drop of Nectar cooking can't be rerolled with precognition anymore. You'll always get the same mutations, same brain brine results, and same eater's nectar results. There is a way to combat this. Cooking and eating a Drop of Nectar (you can get these by preserving Eater's Nectar or randomly finding them on Chefs or Kippers in the Six Day Stilt.) will reroll all things you can't reroll with precognition. So now whenever you revert, cook some nectar before trying again for better rng. Also, Neutron Flux is not immune to precog rerolling, so you can still get a shitton of permanent armour by just using precog. Also also, Neutron Flux is incredibly fucking unstable. Dropping it or throwing it will instantly blow up half the screen, but you can transfer it safely inside a chest. It's very funny. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Metamorphic Polygel doesn't (it is really, really, really unlikely) spawn in merchants in Six Day Stilt, since the area level is too low and the merchants can't spawn high-level items consistently. Therefore, go to Yd Freehold (to the bottom-right of the map, past the mushroom forest and before the deathlands) and go to I think the staircare to the bottom-right of Yd Freehold. There is a plant at the very end called Tillifergaewicz. She is actually the most powerful merchant in the game, and consistently sells metamorphic polygel at like a 20% chance. If you level up beguile/proselytize/domination high enough, you can kidnap the plant and take it back to the salt dunes and do the cloning draught trick and make infinite plants and print polygel at an industrial level. Now you have infinite everything. Have fun winning the game.

At first I was like "this looks kinda cool, like adventure-mode Dwarf Fortress". But then, it hit me: Caves of Qud is transformation fetishism. You're supposed to become a mutant. It's sexless Corruption of Champions.

I found this channel years ago by digging 'too deep'. So yes

Bought the game after the review, recently got the time and motivation to get into it. Sadly a lot of the crazy stuff seems to have been nerfed and/or removed by now.

Sseth got me when he pronounced Queen “O-oh-ooo-Ah-Hoo-Ah’s” name in the Baboon native tongue.

"You will be greeted as Aristocrat" Internet Aristocrat.jpg Dang what a reference.

The developer of this game ported it to the Gadot engine in about ten hours. He is insane

That unity joke age so well

Their discord hates you, but you've brought more attention to this game than anyone else.

Sseth, you may not see this, but your videos always brighten my day. Keep it up

I started binging CoQ recently and it's actually absurd how much better this video gets the more you learn about the game. I've come back about 3-4 times now, and every time I re-watch it I spot and realize things I didn't before.

Your reputation with urchins decreased by 100 to -600. You are now despised by urchins.

"However, amputating your legs to replace them with a set of motorized tank treads is unfortunately an irreversible process" Unfortunately?

"I recommend you play a mutant." ... Shows Tyler1. Based.

Checked the steam charts and it is wild to see the influence Sseth has. Right around this review the game spiked to 1000 players.

Virgin Coq discord vs chad Starsector community

"Boil your water, then put it in the refrigerator so you can save it for when you want to make spaghetti quickly."

"*strange tubes*" (is actually a chair) lmao

I love how the algorithm brings me back to video, and how the devs probably hate that i rewatch this every time lol. 11/10

the first location in the game is called Joppa. This is most likely a biblical reference, but it's also translated into Russian like "Ass". I don't know if this information is worth anything.

Damn, the devs are really upset on twitter, indeed, calling Seth and new players 'cyptofascists' or some such

i came here after CoQ dev drama about a video on youtube bringing "trolls" into the game community.. didn't expect Seth's video..