"This is your last chance, Oshiro. Kidnapping."

just throwing out there that this mod canonizes the following: -Theo has dementia -Oshiro is a serial murderer -Madeline is a gang member -Granny is somehow the most normal person on the mountain -The European Union -Furniture

my favorite cutscene in celeste is where the dialogue consists of: "what" "good" "no"

Some of these are extremely iconic.

* when madeline said "furniture i'll do it alone" i understood it as madeline assembling ikea furniture without anyone's help

can we please call failed wavedashes carwashes from now on? that’s incredible

"PART done + PART_OF_ME. ~ is bird bird." "Mountain ." "PP try to cloe as close as PPoint of ME likes" - Chat, 2022

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="374">6:14</a> I'm imagining that there's a chain restaurant called Brady's, and right across the street is an exact copy of the building, except there's a big piece of cardboard with EVIL scribbled on it attached to the nameplate. And all the menu items just have EVIL affixed to their names, like an EVIL soft drink with your EVIL chicken double burger.

"We need help but this is..." "Mountain" Technicly correct.

"In the future humor will be randomly generated" Future: furniture!

sometime i forget the key to my house so i just carwash through windows very useful

“I remember my sister.” “Stay, who is this man”

The gondola cutscene dialogue was absolutely legendary “Maybe i…” * lever breaks * “good” “no”

2: golden berry took so long. The hardest checkpoints were definitely the horizon of the event and erabakia

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="477">7:57</a> THE HEART OF CHRIST??????

when you want to play 2: but can't get past the gate without carwashing because you don't have enough hearts of christ

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="584">9:44</a> Madeline's thinking of moving her furniture all by herself without any help. Bad idea

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="545">9:05</a> I'm dead

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1142">19:02</a> "Well, we don't need help, we're grandma"

Now this is some good content.

i have watched way too many games google translated, and it never gets old somehow

i was taking a sip of drimk and badeline started rebelling and now my nose

Wavedashing tutorial: - just push the button lol

Petition to rename the wavedash into being "Carwash"

theo was hard in 1a confirmed

when you haven't started playing yet, and you're already being insulted.

-NUMBER -press the button

As a non-Celeste player I can confirm this is what I expect from first playthrough

Google translate at its finest

"I love feather noodles!"

good

Ok youve somehow nailed my sense of humor, congrats on the new sub

FURNITURE

f u r n i t u r e

"badaline: You are not a mountain" Madaline: but im 2b |•| |•| |•|

The wavedash tutorial when google translated looks like the youtube shitpost memes

I want to carwash

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="173">2:53</a> The chapter one area with Theo Madeline is saying are you here to do something with the city?

Nice edits!

“aquarium”

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="509">8:29</a> grandma haven a stroke rn.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="295">4:55</a> MIAJ ANOJ means MY FOLLOWERS in Esperanto

furniture

The Dutch were the best parts ngl

this entire video feels like one massive high

Badeline crawling out of the text box in 2A before becoming Vietnamese

did he not notice "HEART OF CHRIST" in the jounral lmao XDXD

i am just photosynthesis

Moments i find notable (madeline saying 1 word): "Mountain ." "no" "Furniture!" "Breathing" "aquarium" "Stay" "Room" "Hair" "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "Except"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="771">12:51</a> Madeline’s “not like the other girls”

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="276">4:36</a> lessgoooo they put welsh in here (ydych is are you and fi is me) it makes way more sense if you know welsh

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="320">5:20</a> Nederlands 😳 Gekoloniseerd

If you were cold corn then were summit

Not sure wheres the funniest but i was already dying at the "Make love ZR" and snowballed from there.

"Furniture" -Madeline Celeste

HEALP ME IM DOYING

What would make all of these GTE mods better is if there was a button on the main menu (or something) that re-Google translated the whole game (it would need maybe a hour but it could be nice).

"restart the closet" is this if I come out then decide im not comfortable around friends so go back in

Bad: We need hope, but this is... Mad: Mountain .

“Make love ZR” Average teenager: today I got the world record for being the fastest to press ZR

The Holy Trinity Aquarium Furniture Mountain

I agree with madeline. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Badeline randomly switching to speakikg Vietnamese is hella funny

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="583">9:43</a> furniture jumpscare

I held off on watching the Farewell part of this video for a while because I hadnt got around to beating yet and I wanted to avoid spoilers. in retrospect, I think I was ok to watch it lol

Hi, I really enjoyed this video! I was wondering what overlay you use to show your pro controller inputs, as I also play with that controller and would like to have my inputs visible on screen during recordings. Thanks!

Badeline just speaks like Madeline but with more correct grammar

We wish you a merry car wash and that the BERG europa is happy new is bird bird

funniest video i have watched in a while

My favorite part was the whole thing

Core?

how it feels to read shakespeare

We want car wash

HAPPY CARWASH

do NOT restart the closet

stonks

breathtaking

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1096">18:16</a> kinda sus if u look at the abbreviation. 🙄

Nice argument. However, furniture

Skipt diaglog

pog

"good" "no"

Gotta love how some of this isn't even English anymore

J A C K

People

I believe in EU

celeste google trans

First

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="827">13:47</a> Now I'm in need of your help. *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

FURNITURE

good

furniture