Jeremy Clarkson looks at the new 968 from Porsche and the Jaguar XJS. Taken from season 15, episode 6.
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@ProtoMan045110 жыл бұрын
"We can even say goodbye to the mobile phone." oh, 1992 Jeremy, if only you knew
@RB747domme3 жыл бұрын
He meant as a style accessory.
@jamesrowden30315 күн бұрын
@@RB747domme Still is, moreso since there are a multitude of cheap colourful plastic things that can be attached to phones.
@TekMoliGy8 жыл бұрын
All of those 80s things he said we could say goodbye to are more popular than ever now days lmao.
@CockatooDude8 жыл бұрын
Synthwave has had some effects lol.
@kevincassidy19836 жыл бұрын
I'll mark that in my filofax
@kevincassidy19835 жыл бұрын
No, nobody has an electronic organiser or a filofax
@williamoneswhannell10605 жыл бұрын
@@kevincassidy1983 they do they're in your mobile phone pmsl all on one handy device
@ThatGuy-te9wh4 жыл бұрын
Striped shirts?
@ryanpatterson95267 жыл бұрын
Wow, even the Ray Bans are back in style again
@markwhite79417 жыл бұрын
Porsche 928
@Lemma013 жыл бұрын
Never went out 😊
@llkjjjss3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy even the mobile phone is in style again!
@drummerdoingstuff50203 жыл бұрын
You can you can say hello and goodbye to the mobile phone
@TEXAS24593 жыл бұрын
w8!...wtf did u jus time travel?!
@admiralhorationelson161210 жыл бұрын
" we can even say goodbye to the mobile phone " how'd that work out ?
@RobertBardos9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@iantownsend54809 жыл бұрын
He said it felt like a big Audi TT & when the convertible version came out the looney was back
@RRSYSinfo9 жыл бұрын
Good bye mobile phone buttons. Hello touch screens.
@DrSteveBrule5529 жыл бұрын
As I watch this on my mobile phone
@questionitall30533 жыл бұрын
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
@bliglum9 жыл бұрын
5:54 Jeremy Clarkson "I am biased" Didn't have to tell us that! I knew he'd choose the jag even before I clicked on the vid.
@jamesrowden30315 күн бұрын
That's because he doesn't really fit into anything smaller, especially with that obscene Afro.
@nigo17878 жыл бұрын
25 years later, 968 is a classic and the XJS well... if one still runs... as for hesitating between a 968 and a 300ZX for the same price, the word that comes to mind is : "DOH !"
@1SaG7 жыл бұрын
The 968 is horrible to look at. I'd rather have a no-frills, first series 924 than that abomination. That said: Typical Clarkson-review. If, for dinner, you offered him a choice between a steak and a turd, he'd choose the turd so long as it was a *British* turd.
@FlyingWingless7 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I love the pride he shows for Britain. He will eat that turd and make you envy it.
@nutsackmania7 жыл бұрын
+1SaG LOL. Have you actually _driven cars_ before? Go ahead, take that 924 shitbox, 40-horsepower rattly piece of trash that had a barely-functioning HVAC system from the factory, stamped fucking control arms and other associated VW trash--did I mention its like 40 horsepower?--horrible interior, looks like a rat took a shit at a VW plant in 1974 and they sized it up to make the junkobox that is the 924. YIKES.
@nigo17877 жыл бұрын
I actually have driven a 924. It's a very nice car for what it is. Cannot be compared to a 968, very different price tag (924 < 944 < 944 S2 < 968) it has 125, which was not bad in 1976 and goes over 120mph It can be compared with the RX7 N/A of the 80s
@mosesberkowitz32987 жыл бұрын
If I had a 968 I'd only drive it after dark. Fug Ugly !
@TheAmbientUniverse3 жыл бұрын
I chuckled at "we can wave goodbye to Ray Ban sunglasses", but it took until Jeremy saying "We can even say goodbye to the mobile phone" for me to realize it was all just a bit of classic tongue in cheek British humor
@jacobreed479 жыл бұрын
I love 90's era cars.
@frankburns88719 жыл бұрын
Acuravigor47 I hate the fact that 90's era cars are now a thing of nostalgia or quaintness. But yeah, the 90's had great music and pretty nice cars all around.
@jacobreed479 жыл бұрын
Frank Burns Totally agree. Thumbs up. Class of "96" California. Previous cars, Mitsubishi Starion, Mitsubishi 3000GT, C4, Iroc Z. Thumbs up!
@frankburns88719 жыл бұрын
Acuravigor47 ha, you said thumbs up but didn't give me one. I don't care, just sayin. Good choices in cars, though. Fun fact: The Starion was supposed to be "Stallion," but got misspelled in classic "Engrish" fashion by the Japanese. Don't know if that's true or not, but it makes sense. WTF is a "starion?" I had a thing for the Chrysler versions of those Mitsus...Daytona, Laser, Shelby Charger. FWD and pretty lame by modern standards, but not too shabby at all by 80s standards. Pretty sure the Starion was a RWD version of the Daytona. Or the Daytona was a FWD version of the Starion, more accurately.
@YesIAmThatCoolBitch10 жыл бұрын
A 3 speed? And a 6 litre v12!!! turning out 333 bhp? lol
@hififlipper3 жыл бұрын
all into a 3 speed gearbox, rofl
@bmw_fantopdrives55013 жыл бұрын
a modern 2 litere Diesel is Probably faster lol, and uses like 7x less fuel
@savagestingy14503 жыл бұрын
That's why the rare manual gearbox is better lol
@Lancia4443 жыл бұрын
3 speeds were tough and tested - less moving parts. Cars with low horsepower could have 4-5 speed autos but anything with V8+ amounts of torque would snap all the bits on a typical production build. FYI 4 speed autos had just started to come out in Beemers and a few more advanced V8/V12s. CAD/CAM and materials-engineering improved a great deal since then, hence why we even see 6-7 speed autos... if you've ever driven a 3speed V8, you'll enjoy the fact that first gear often took you to 120kph.....
@Rover200Power2 жыл бұрын
Missing the whole point of the Jaguar V12. It isn't designed to be a traffic light racer with a fast 0-60. It is about smoothness and torque.
@mattbartholomew570710 жыл бұрын
£30 for 63 litres of petrol I wish.
@CSmithyPx10 жыл бұрын
I was thinking just the same.
@bcubed723 жыл бұрын
Wait...you Brits measure economy in "MPG," yet buy your fuel by liters? That's SO British!
@m44kts3 жыл бұрын
With inflation, £30 back in 1992 works out around £63 today so it’s not vastly different sadly
@sparky48783 жыл бұрын
@@bcubed72 to confuse things even more a UK gallon is bigger than a US one. Don’t think by much, but does make our mpg sound a little better.
@hififlipper3 жыл бұрын
@Victor Murat But you do need 10 times more of it to get somewhere, don´t you?
@willwonka13257 жыл бұрын
That Jag still looks a beaut! Clearly had issues, but those lines are just classy as hell :)
@DJ_FLUX7 жыл бұрын
I just picked up a 1994 968 manual coupe, 56K original miles, 100% complete and completely original car (seems to even have the original tyres... okay, new battery), Guards Red over black/cashmere interior. My first water-cooled Porsche. Great driving car. I also have a Limited Edition 1974 914 2.0 LE Can Am and a 1988 911 3.2 G50 Carrera coupe.
@emandalosvek40549 жыл бұрын
Now that the 80's are over, "we can wave goodbye to .....the mobile phone". LOL Well, you can't get them all right and sometimes you are going to be very, very wrong.
@crusherbmx8 жыл бұрын
+Emanda Losvek Ya, he totally called that one...
@altair19838 жыл бұрын
+Emanda Losvek well... perhaps he was right in a way.. basically all of those things returned in 2000's, well minus the filofax.
@emandalosvek40548 жыл бұрын
altair1983 Not really. Analogue Mobile phones were fairly commonplace by 1996.
@Dafoodmaster8 жыл бұрын
Not to mention stripy shirts (with undertale and all)
@supramanx19978 жыл бұрын
+Emanda Losvek If he'd only had any idea...
@uio8901383 жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised the Jaguar even started in this video.
@MilesBellas7 жыл бұрын
"I'm a hobgoblin" - Jeremy Clarkson
@Peanutdenver3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because Porsche has accomplished this "cleaner air out than in" for many years. You can hear Clarkson quote this phrase again around 2012 or 2015(cant remember the exact year, but it was 2010ish)but, this time he admits it's true when driving a new 911 Turbo S.
@frontier_conflict3 жыл бұрын
That exact Porsche is still on the road today with an up to date MOT
@EdWatts11 жыл бұрын
I have a 1994 XJ12, and it is equipped with the 4L80-E, a TH-400 with overdrive. If I take it easy, I can get over 22 MPG on a long trip. Oh, yeah... ...I also have two six-cylinder, 150-HP nitrous systems on the vehicle. A 650-HP V-12 in a luxury sedan is a thing of beauty. I never grew up.
@mohdzulhilmi72327 жыл бұрын
That bomber jacket look dope as fuck....
@FusionC63 жыл бұрын
Its the exact image of 1991-92 America. :D
@Boemel11 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the jacket :D
@parapoliticos523 жыл бұрын
Jaguar XJS , one of the most beautiful car ever built. Who wouldn't want a sky blue cabrio XJS with white leather seats.
@noelnicholls18943 жыл бұрын
Keep looking at the XJS-C. There are a few out there in decent shape for reasonable money (Texas no rust).
@weliveinazoo659710 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is 'enunciating' very well!
@CARLIN47374 ай бұрын
What?
@Robbieifyoucan10 жыл бұрын
"we can say goodbye to the mobile phone" lol
@SebWilkes7 жыл бұрын
XJS is an amazing car! Just gotta agree with you there Jeremy
@herrfister14773 жыл бұрын
Loved mine. Not flawless but full of charm and always a head turner.
@bensmithkent223 жыл бұрын
Going for ok money now. Uncle died and had a non running xjrs 6.0 in red g plate. The one from the 1989 or 1990 motor show he used to say. Somebody paid 14k for it and took it on a trailer. Should have got it running been 20 plus.
@Chunkyshoes9 жыл бұрын
Goodbye to Raybans? Never!
@TucsonDude3 жыл бұрын
Goodbye to Bausch & Lomb Raybans. Now, they're made in China.
@bradleykurtz55363 жыл бұрын
Love how the Jag is driving away at 8:43 while he’s still hanging up the pump...
@coupelikeacaravan7 жыл бұрын
That moment where he pushes the 968 off a cliff.... Classic Clarkson
@Dufffaaa938 жыл бұрын
Old Top Gear had less jokes and more information, I like it.
@Dufffaaa938 жыл бұрын
Also, this Jag sucks, fuckin fanboy.
@FlyingWingless7 жыл бұрын
yeah!
@makes5285 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful, but maybe i would swap the tech
@maxtroy85113 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is by far the greatest ever auto journalist.... IN THE WORLD!
@rudydousset22719 жыл бұрын
How about saying goodbye to that jacket? I thought that's where he was going with it
@motanelustelistu8 жыл бұрын
+Rudy Dousset What are you on about man ? That's a very nice jacket,still worn today.Even if it wasn't,he was near or over 30 y.o. then,when fashion doesn't count,what you like and look good in do. I was always that way : Fuck the "fashion" and XXS size,i will get as tall (and musckly) i want and wore whatever i want :D (and,obviously,looks good).
@julianmilnes95946 жыл бұрын
Not really, it's about how you look when you do it. If you're happy with Blue Harbour then fine, but you really will look like a dad crisis...
@AdamAus8511 жыл бұрын
Lol, loveeee that long bonnet on the XJS.
@TheRetroBiker10 жыл бұрын
63 liters for £30 quid!!!! Take me back to the early 90's :)
@PONKEYWAG3 жыл бұрын
Always fun watching Jeremy's old reviews back in the day before he went grey, he loves his Jags
@TJSaw3 жыл бұрын
The XJS looked ancient even in the 90s.
@kaplaarsk41638 жыл бұрын
So out of the two he prefers a car which is almost 50% more expensive, has no space for anyone to sit in the back despite it's enormous size, uses the amount of fuel equivalent to an oil tanker, has a plethora of other problems. Yep makes perfect sense.
@CockatooDude8 жыл бұрын
But that makes it have "character".
@kaplaarsk41638 жыл бұрын
CockatooDude lol
@Bassmaster32509 жыл бұрын
Good ol VHS.. gotta love that nice horizontal static band popping up on the screen every 3 seconds... those were the days, when technology was special!
@philipplamenov86493 жыл бұрын
These old Top Gear videos are pure gold!
@littlefatfriend11 жыл бұрын
buy a 6 litre V12 XJS now! it will make yr life better! ;)
@SuperStig2310 жыл бұрын
The 928 S4 with manual trans was the best Porsche ever made IMHO,a truly original beautiful body, the sound of that V8 is as distinctive as any Ferrari, the perfect 50-50% weight ratio super wide track, responsive steering and Unlike the over-powered (and over rated( rear engined 911 you could drive this car to the limit right out of the lot. Engine in front, trans axle and transmission in the rear, perfect weight distribution. Mostly Aluminum body. Porsche lost money on every 928 they sold but it's still one of the best handling high performance cars ever made.
@OwnageProductions0310 жыл бұрын
Say goodbye to the mobile phone..? LOL. JC. You dun fucked up.
@ericgeorge54836 жыл бұрын
Give me the Jag any day of the week.
@Noiganush9 жыл бұрын
Wave goodbye to Ray ban, Electronic personal organisers and the mobile phone hahahaha
@bruceccorwin3 жыл бұрын
I had a 968 with the sport suspension and the handling problems he describes just means the front end alignment wasn't set right. It was a fantastic car. I also owned a 968 Turbo RS that was truly amazing. Wish I still had it!
@sebastianm.83832 жыл бұрын
a 968 Turbo RS, are you sure ? There were only 3 cars built or was it a replica or a 968 Turbo S ?
@bruceccorwin2 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianm.8383 There were actually 4 Turbo RS cars built. Mine was one one of the 4. I don't know how many replicas were built.
@jeremymtc9 жыл бұрын
...This week on Clarkson Island...
@jooky873 жыл бұрын
I remember walking by this car parked on the street on the way to my school bus. Always amazed by it.
@mikep608 Жыл бұрын
This Jaguar's styling holds up to the cars in 2023. Things that would improve it would be to find some way to get rid of the plastic bumpers and moldings.
@TheSeventhSeal6 жыл бұрын
I've owned both, and for a short (sub 1 hour) drive down country roads the Porsche wins hands down. If I was going to spend hours driving then it would be the XJS every time. In fact I'm selling my 968 to buy another XJS as it's just not comfortable on long journeys, where the Jag is just sublime.
@paullovesey48636 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this the Porsche that he had when his dad died? He was cooking a Chicken for dinner, had a phone call about his Dad - drove it at a comfortable 150mph from London to Sheffield and he got to see his Dad before he passed away. The chicken was still warm when he got there
@gabrielcooper20444 жыл бұрын
That was a 928, looks the same but a different chassis and a V8
@mtdmaker8 жыл бұрын
top gear just advertisement for the British auto industry.
@stevechristie25698 жыл бұрын
+James Stringer and the Italians, Austrians, Romanians
@dparag146 жыл бұрын
stringer 2295 you must've won the war, but you lost the future.
@DankSi3 жыл бұрын
@@dparag14 at least British cars have some personality. German cars are as dull as actual Germans
@luciustitius3 жыл бұрын
@@DankSi What glorious times those 90s where. When British cars weren’t in fact designed and manufactured by German, Indian or French companies like nowadays but nothing than 100% British thoroughbreds...
@joaopedrobittencourt95247 жыл бұрын
this is so well made...
@kkristof55511 жыл бұрын
"that even Beethoven starts to sound like MC Hammer" :D
@theodor125 жыл бұрын
gotta love that number plate
@martinnjiru45673 жыл бұрын
A lowered boot that you can only fit a kite and a briefcase.. Jeremy humour was from way back
@bruceccorwin3 жыл бұрын
You can fit alot in the back of a 968. I used to fold down the rear seats and put my mountain bike in there. Just had to remove the front wheel and toss it in separately.
@nickreay27666 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: Every decade has its fashion accessories...I have never been one.
@a34rwl Жыл бұрын
He inherited that flying jacket from Woolard. Before him Noel Edmunds had it.
@herrfister14773 жыл бұрын
Thread summary so far to save time reading: - many comments on Jeremy’s prediction of the demise on mobile phones and raybans - many comments on the price of petrol - many comments on Jeremy’s jacket.
@willzer80811 жыл бұрын
I adore Porsche 944's. The 968 is nice too. I've loved the 944 since i was about 6. When I get the cash, I am going to buy one
@Paul-mq5yn3 жыл бұрын
you got one yet?
@jacobreed479 жыл бұрын
His reviews are simply the best.
@JackBandicootsBunker9 жыл бұрын
Were. He isn't a good reviewer at all nowadays, just a spoiled showman.
@jacobreed479 жыл бұрын
sjc I still enjoy the UK version of top gear to any other country's version. Even though there is no true 22nd season. Just stupid specials. But I read that there is a 22nd season in the works!
@PaulCarr17 жыл бұрын
The most powerful engine of its type..................... In the world.
@davidwratten77286 жыл бұрын
Paul Carr bollocks
@bruceccorwin3 жыл бұрын
By "of its type" he means a naturally aspirated 4 cylinder engine.
@CarburetedKilos12 жыл бұрын
jeremy is a wordsmith, great review. i like the xjrs, fantastic looking car, even today. i would like to see the newest xkr-s with the 6.0 liter v12 of this car....supercharged and updated of course. that'd be awesome.
@jesus_built_my_hotrod6 жыл бұрын
"We can even say goodbye to the mobile phone" LOL
@pmrose188 жыл бұрын
I didnt see "Doc Martin" in there anywhere??
@oddities-whatnot7 жыл бұрын
6.5 seconds to 60. Golf GTI will do it with a smaller engine, so it just goes to show how technology and motoring has advanced.
@mistreku8 жыл бұрын
LOL, the "big boys" will boil the coolant within 250 yards of "spirited" driving, while the porka could go across continents and never miss a beat. Take now a 968 and a XJS for a drive. Drive test them back to back and see which one of them still feels like a car.
@bavariancarenthusiast27223 жыл бұрын
The 968 looks still modern and the Jag looks like from the last century, wait - because it is from the last century! :)
@NYJALB8 жыл бұрын
"We can even say goodbye to the mobile phone".........if only we had!!
@NYJALB8 жыл бұрын
A 968 turned up in the car park next to my office one day this week...and I recalled lusting after one back in the early 90s................was I ever really that young!!??...8-)
@NYJALB8 жыл бұрын
+NYJALB Mind you I also saw a 928 a few weeks back, and whilst wild horses ridden by naked Balinese dancing girls couldn't drag me into a Porsche these days, I have to say the 928 is still a groovy looking car!
@CockatooDude8 жыл бұрын
Just buy one, they aren't terribly expensive today, and they are more reliable than people think.
@DaytonCarCare3 жыл бұрын
Having driven both, currently driving a 94 968 with supercharger, I still like the XJS (I had the V12 version) because it's a much smoother and quieter ride.
@sexy350Zowner12 жыл бұрын
How come Clarkson never did a video review on the 300zx? I would've loved to know what he thinks of this amazing car!
@NYJALB8 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think Clarkson sounds EXACTLY like Partridge in this clip!!???
@lukepreston83627 жыл бұрын
The original theme at the end cracked me up
@redriver152628 жыл бұрын
in the begining backdrop i expected Clams Casino to start playing LMAO
@Gorilla_Jones7 жыл бұрын
Porsche 968 and 944 in clean co dition keeps appreciating while the Jaguar can be had for a few hundred dollars, if there are any still running. And 300z? LOL. The 968 is a classic, the 300z is just another ghetto cruiser now with 22 inch chrome rims sticking out and a hanging bumper.
@thorfinnmckenzie3 жыл бұрын
That's a dope jacket Jeremy... I've never ever seen you wear a dope jacket.
@alianisz8 жыл бұрын
The Jaguar XJS has a sharper British design compared to the curvy German Porsche 968.
@100720188 жыл бұрын
+alianisz The XJS had been around since the 70's, so, that kinda makes sense.
@alianisz8 жыл бұрын
+10072018 no im talking about the two manufacturers in general (current and before)
@motanelustelistu8 жыл бұрын
+alianisz Seriously ? 2003 X Type is sharp ? It isn't sferical,but still,very far from sharp.1960-70 "muscle" "cars" (to be read TITANICS on wheels) american are sharp,not this Jags. Beside,it's xjRs
@alianisz8 жыл бұрын
motanelustelistu No
@doca87924 жыл бұрын
In a polluted city, the air coming out of the exhaust is cleaner than the air going in. He used that same quote for his 997 turbo review.
@servicarrider8 жыл бұрын
Oh the hair. 1). That he had any. 2). The jheri curls.
@GoodOlPastaCake3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved the XJ12 so I’m really glad he did a video on it
@motanelustelistu8 жыл бұрын
I love how he didn't forget to mention the ENORMOUS fuel prices. Beside :D I "love" Jeremy as a character and if he says a car is small,it's small for me too :D as (wikipedia says) he's 1.96 M tall and i'm 1.92 :D
@CarsandtheirParts8 жыл бұрын
Fuel wasn't expensive back then...
@mmarocker6 жыл бұрын
"And speaking of windows, they're so slitty, you get the impression you're driving a postbox" oh if only 1992 Clarkson could've seen the 2018 Chevrolet Camaro...
@hififlipper3 жыл бұрын
The difference is, the Camaro was always meant to be a postbox.
@guillaumeromain66949 жыл бұрын
I can never get bored watching Jeremy.... nowadays or back then he is the best of them all.
@radinsyah15746 жыл бұрын
What classical musc is on that review?
@seinsmeld1310 жыл бұрын
No full serve gas/petrol/fuel in the UK?
@michaelstar42272 жыл бұрын
I love the 968,but i admire the XJS too,they're both pretty cool in my book
@willl52556 жыл бұрын
The Porsche 944 is my favourite car but that 968 is amazing. I want both!
@Gius3pp3K24 күн бұрын
Clarkson sounds normal on these earlier episodes 😂😂😂
@coltsuperocean108 жыл бұрын
LOL, an 90s Jag to cover a 1000 miles without breaking down? Nice one Clarkson!
@stevechristie25698 жыл бұрын
you mean driving up the Himalayas in one?
@miami999q63 жыл бұрын
So many references that I’ll have to research
@dchawk8110 жыл бұрын
Is that fishing village Port Isaac? Felt like I was watching Clarkson cruise through the set of Doc Martin.
@Bodhi2479 жыл бұрын
dchawk81 Yes it is Port Isaac
@12inchRules9 жыл бұрын
Filling up a Jaguar for 30 pounds!
@edword71953 жыл бұрын
Yes 30 packets of Bensons that would be like 330 quid today
@TheCarArchives9612 жыл бұрын
that Porsche 968 is still on the road and first registration was 12 03 1993
@omegaprime86128 жыл бұрын
Classic Clarkson
@bostavely2048 жыл бұрын
47p a fucking litre !
@austineswann112 жыл бұрын
I have a 84 944 and my friend has a 92 300z. 99% of my car is all original and has had very little issues over the years( AC compressor and timing belt changes of course plugs and wires...normal stuff) He on the other hand has had 99% replaced bc it has just broken in half or fell off. I love my 944. Its a expensive car to maintain still and still gets 30+mpg. I mean its 28 years old!
@FoxStreamsLiveАй бұрын
5:32 Jeremy seamlessly morphs into Alan Partridge
@AShaw-bd4fy11 жыл бұрын
What was 4 star ? I remember seeing it when I was a kid.
@shadyninja18 жыл бұрын
52 pence a litre of petrol
@paianis6 жыл бұрын
You mean 47p.
@noelnicholls18943 жыл бұрын
2020. That what it cost in Texas today.
@aDIYCarGuy9 жыл бұрын
They need that engine / trans setup in today's cars...30mpg!
@NYJALB8 жыл бұрын
+a DIY Car Guy 47p a litre would be nice too!!!
@roddydykes70537 жыл бұрын
How could've anyone in their right mind think that a technology as useful as a mobile phone would go away and not be improved on? I wonder if he went home to his landline that evening and said "Ah yes, no need for being on the go when you need to reach someone."
@Vypmusic12 жыл бұрын
i own a 968 Cab and is a very nice vehicle.
@mattevans43773 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I'm wearing a striped shirt while watching this.