You never wanna piss of a ganster!

Faxts I’ve seen it

This content's funny enough, but let's see him talk that shit in a favela without a half dozen people in heavy gear around him.

No wonder this guy sold fight man holy shit ahhahahaa

@@beaugilmore361 or piss them off* Am I right or am I right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

imagine how many dislikes would be if they had more then 400 computers

...they have computers???

In Brazil we don’t have airplanes, too ✈️ because all of them were stolen to crash into world trade center. The kids in Brazil plays in the mud while american kids play how to be non binary, others play with their guns in their basement, and most of them play killing people at school. In Brazil we don’t have enough food because Americans weighing in 350lbs (that represents 75% of Americans) eat 90% of the world’s food. While brazilians kids and teenagers play soccer in their country. American teenagers are sent to another country to die in a war that they don’t know reason about it.

​@@andrebueno93keep trying bud

I'm Brazilian and that's true

Im a brazilian and that is so true it would actually happen

I'm brazilian and that happened to me. Twice

@@rodrigozombie stop bowing Rodrigo

🤣🤣🤣

@@RG-yc7yx oh come on this video was gold, FEED A BUS A CARROt! U are probably Brazilian and seething

You haven't been around many naturally funny people in your life if you think this guy could be one of the best comedians of all time

@@willyoueatmypussyplease3549 Yeah yeah say words

Ultimate heel in the WWE

Instead we got Schaub

Same here. A lot of them still do, I suppose they are like the Nogueira Brothers hahaha

ldiots don’t realize the point of this is to trigger the opponent 😂

“I want to be a white American, please like me, I’m on your side”

@@WolfOfCenterSt lol why are you hurt?ts not that serious

@@WolfOfCenterSt someone didn’t get the green card😂

They know they would get roasted into the shadow realm the second they set foot on earth.

The largest arms in West Linn keep us safe another day

He can’t let them get close.

Yeah ‘cause beings capable of intergalactic travel give two shits about some rinky dinky planet

@Michael Madrazo cause they dont wanna be roasted

My man, as a brazilian i can say, nobody had a change of heart, we all still hate him, we just started giving audience to the clown, so we ignored him out of hatred

Some Brazilians take themselves too seriously. If he made jokes about my country like this, I'd find it hilarious.

@@stevenjon1347 yeah, i get it, but its weird, we brazilians think our country is the worst shithole, but we get very patriotric if someone else says shit about here, me personally, i dont really care at all

I can understand. I guess it's a double edged sword with Brazil. It's an amazing country but there are also major problems there so it would be hard to accept every joke that comes your way. None of what Chael says is supposed to be taken seriously, he's just playing on stereotypes of Brazilians living in the jungle, being backwards etc. I've met hundreds of Brazilians and they've all been overwhelmingly cool people but I've noticed that some are a bit sensitive on certain things. Anyway, hope your country can get back to normal and I hope you have a good Easter.

@@stevenjon1347 thanks man, never heard of the backwards one hahahahahha, can tell we live very near of thick rainforests, it surrounds my city, but the city itself is pretty normal, i'd say

"...the BACK of solidier of fortune... The devil is in the details 😂

I’m dying 😂

Damn real life heal describes this man perfectly lol. Like he played it for so long it just merged into his real personality

😂😂😂😂 best line ever.

I know right.. so hilarious

More like best lie

@@smoothcriminal4038 That really happened.

Best of all times and before time was even created.

Ji jitsu

That was the best line 💀💀💀

Nobody can top that

Zhou zhitzhou

"Jiu jitsu"

he stole it from charles barkley.

bass reeves who cares, he made it work😂😂

@@bassreeves2410 that joke has been around forever. They make it about native people In canada.

@albw9 ruthless,some would even say toothless

It’s oldest line they used to say the same thing just that it came from the south,...

Nah, i guarantee if a major gang member hears about this in the favela he is in, he vanishes in like 2 hours 😂

@@luccasimon6993 Why would he go anywhere near a Favela

@@luccasimon6993 I'm sure some of them did

@@luccasimon6993 pretty impressive that Chael makes gang members disappear like that

@@luccasimon6993 coz of weapons invented by white people. The guy invented them wanted to buy a 2nd jumbo jet for his son, so he sold all the advanced to peoples who didn't have them, but I don't think he should have done that.

@Coconut Head that wouldn't be respect, that would be fear which isn't the same

@Coconut Head it's not the same thing, alot of people were scared of Hitler, but they didn't respect him, alot of people respect Gandhi, but they aren't afraid of him so to say that fear and respect go hand in hand isn't always the case. With that being said, I see where you're coming from and sometimes it's true, but I wouldn't go as far as to say it's the same thing

@Coconut Head so I respect elder people or little children. Is that also fear?

@@thepr1ntgnome430 old people have canes. They hurt. Kids will cost you money. Even when they're not your own. Just by existing, the little devils find a way

@Coconut Head that is fear. not respect

He's the reason Waldo had to hide.

And that is based af Chael just proved why fighters deserve respect

@kay doyle half naked fighting in a steel cage? Based.

@@stillwatercamargo9606 yeah this flew over your head... A roman gladiator was still a slave...its no different. U are an object, not a person. Majority of fans dont care about u, just want blood. If u lose enough times, they turn on you. And dana etc are just the lanistars who owned the gladiator stables. Its all a bread and circus.

@@OceanBloke yes its different, they get paid, they can quit whenever they want, and if a fan turn to them when they lose, what kind of fan is that?

@@stillwatercamargo9606 quit and do what? They are just a celebrity, u can respect them for fighting, but they are not better than u. Ur no better than the woman who buys celebrity magazines and idolises celebs. They are just people who are not known for intelligence. Only looks and fighting. Sometimes short lived. Fans are fickle things. They change with the wind.

But it actually happened.

Chael sounds just like a politician.

"it happened"

What are you talking about? That was totally true man 😂

@@reileyb he was a politician lol

Exactly! As an American we get crapped on constantly. If you don't learn to laugh at yourself then life can become bitter. If someone makes me laugh at myself...we both smile.

Soft

The soap line comes directly from the Andy Kaufman/Lawler feud

And proceeds to dodge silvas punch and take him to the ground

@morena.a.j he didn’t get submitted lmao wanderleis goons jumped in and cheap shotted uncle Chael while there was a crowd surrounding them.

🤣🤣🤣💀

@@markperalta7722 while calling him a "fucking amateur" as he took him down

@@bobbyb1233 I think that was because he talked to wanderlei about him being a heel to promote the fight but still wanderlei took it personally.

All*

*all

*All

Makes a nice change from hearing McGregor shout swear words like a kid who just discovered swears 😂

@@RamesesBolton actually MC came after Chael. Chael is a OG of trashtalking, real master, sensei, god & ETC.

@Ivan J California, Boxing, MMA and Pro Wrestling has a very similar business model. People just do want to admit it because Pro Wrestling is scripted.

@@jahimuddin2306 Scripted but the most dangerous sport of the 3 by far. Even by today standards

Man that would have been dope

@@RideTheDalan89 wwe is joke in terms of dangerously to other 2

@@kouroshaghelie914 How many wrestlers died in the ring and how many mma fighters have died in the octagon?

That happened!

@@AprehamLincoln yeah sure 😂😂😂

Can't believe they tried to feed a bus a carrot

Whhooooaaahh big fellla

Joke? What do you mean?

You are fucking hilarious black ninja

we know

Yo ninja

That's why he is the best. He doesn't have to cuss to absolutely roast your life.

@@mbusombrmanyoni5184 💪💪

@@mbusombrmanyoni5184 lmao

He is so ruthless that I never noticed he never cusses until I read this comment. The comment about Tito's ex "wife" though... that was a left hook that needed no expletive to land hard

I didn’t even realize that

I thought that Chael was at his best when he talked about Tito's Ex porn star girlfriend. www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTQ0NDgyODcwODMwODM1MDAy/sonnen-ortiz-jameson.jpg

that's a legit talent. Not even comedians can do that shit

It’s cause he’s a psycho but I love it hahaha

@@Beantown85It's cuz he's a gangster.

​@@Beantown85Excuse me? You need to beg for forgiveness from the don.

Woahhhh there big fella

@@calving7215 you trying to calm the horse with the way your talking?? Hahah

That really happened

Me too , I was the buss

Was a bit weird

Oh! I heard this story! He had to challenge a Great White and didn't let it get too close

Unoriginal and lame comment. Work on your pizzazz and come on back.

But where does Kevin Lee fit into this?

Why do i believe this

He doesnt talk about it, he did just for fun

Haha, you heard that too? I was waiting for the place erupt in laugher after that but............f-in nothin.

hes a gangster ? lol

Brazil's got nothing on the mean streets of west Lynn Oregon

Many countries have experienced this exact quote over the past 80 years lol

Americans got no sense of reality haha

@@CursosEmStreaming Bruh what

That's how they roll on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.

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@@matthewsmith5374 lol. The way uncle chael says is savage

"Listen Vaguerro..."

@@matthewsmith5374 why is it not required?

Ta exagerando

@@JP-yz1md no Rio é bem assim msm

@@tirasgo pode até ser violento e tal, mas quando vc fala isso, os gringos acham q aqui é o inferno

@@JP-yz1md Kkkkkkkkkkkk

@@JP-yz1md we just think it's the St.Louis of South America 😁

Ong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I had a brain aneurysm trying to read the way you spelled Jiu Jitsu🥴

"jew jitsu"

@@KZfaqRemix06 this is the correct spelling

@@jeremyrafuse5330 i know im jk

Obrigadooo meu amigooo

He's a great comedian

Wait so they do have internet in Brazil???

@@jordannolan4008 yep, since two thousand and Chael.

@@jordannolan4008 well, you can live outside Brazil and still brazilian, or not?🤷

Goes hard

Great line. I'd heard it before in the movie Full Metal Jacket but he pulled it off well

You're not Brazilian. Your English is too good

@@oompapompaa6543 Lol. This is the worst comment I have ever seen on youtube. Maybe he grew up speaking english too? Just because you never learned another language to native fluency doesn't mean other people can't

Bro probably is like 2% Brazilian

@@mrstifler8987 nah but I lived in Canada for a few months

@@bullythebooks Chael would say something like this, so why try to say it's a bad comment. It fits perfectly with this video

Of course bro lol. Brazilians aren't stupid or unintelligent cavemen lol. They're perfectly good and sophisticated people and they get it lol. They also know they have much bigger enemies fr their own corrupt morally bankrupt political and economic leaders not some American UFC fighter from Oregon who's shit talking a opponent pol

If they couldn't figure it out then they couldn't figure it out now.

Glad to hear it

So there are English Brazilians that don't speak? At all?

@@BWater-yq3jxit’s a very small part of the population that can understand English properly here in Brazil, so people just didn’t care to explain it. I’m just now getting into fighting sports and my first reaction was getting angry at the guy, but then I understood the character

hasn't lost a round either

@@rushisright8309 Khabib defended it 3 times on paper and realisticly 2 beacuse he won the title against Al

JacobBlakeIsARapist fax Jon is the 🐐

@@Mineiga37 gsp is the goat

@Hmenon definitely not lw, i think of him as the goat, but if not then its ww

I heard that he never bought a round.

What are you talking about

@@601braap2 What don't you understand? He never lost a round in his professional career.

@@domsanchez148 I don’t think so...

@@601braap2 whoosh ~ whoosh

how he kept a straight face is beyond me

I’m american and i envy the fact that you guys have real culture down there

@@sancho7863 gang and rape culture maybe

Tito tell another Jackal story

​@@sancho7863Sancho is an American name? You must be one of those new Americans that arrived last week.

@@mr.brenman2132you know someones name on youtube doesnt have to be their real name right 😂

to be quite frank, he is not even famous in Brazil. UFC had a boom at the Anderson Silva times, but very very few people keep up with MMA . He was never actually hated

Honestly its so exagerated it becomes funny Theres no reason to get mad at this

I mean it is racist but funny also. I like him and I'm sure he hates Colombia also

@@corymenedez2369 what does colombia have to do with Brazil?

@@corymenedez2369 brazilians are not a race you dummy...

It’s good to know it’s all jokes and fun because Brazilians are the most clean people on earth and can’t be compared to Americans

@@Magnata-mp7kc that's true.

@@Magnata-mp7kc that's hilariously not true

@@jeremiahblake3949 probably not the cleanest on Earth but compared to North America or Europe, they certainly take the cake since it's a warm tropical country they tend to take showers everyday and sometimes even more than once, brazilians tend to brush their teeth after every meal and even carry around their toothbrushes while going out. there's a lot of things to joke about Brazil but the hygiene part is just Chael showing how americans imagine third world countries.

Ariel has no sense of humor and has the intelligence of a lobotomized gnat.

Conor is nowhere near, NOWHERE NEAR the level of Chael. Do you forget how rattled Anderson was, Wanderlei was. Chael literally destroyed everyone when it came to trash talk

@@PowPow-yp9rf don't be a hater, Conor mentally fucked Mendes,Aldo, Poirier, cowboy, and Siver, I'm not saying he's better but to say he's nowhere near the level of rattling opponents your clearly hating

@@PowPow-yp9rf idk Conor dissed Aldo in his own language. Yea Chael is solid at trash talking but that instance with Conor shows how he takes time to psychologically fuck his opponents

@@PowPow-yp9rf The ironic thing is that Chael's trash talking on Wanderlei made him so fucking mad he did shit which caused him to lose the support of fans in his own country. Even better was the Bellator fight when Chael frustrated Wanderlei with his takedown wrestling to which he had no answer for. At the end of the fight Wanderlei was one very sore loser.

Micheal bip

The corny ryhmes take him down many pegs though.

​@@mineduck3050He's "corny" but if he was a drug dealer or a rapper, he wouldn't be "corny". Chocolate people ☕

fuck, it means covid will be undefeated undisputed

You know it’s true if Steve Harvey said it!!

COVID tried to infect Chael until it heard him say "I can't let you get close" so it tapped like Tito!

dont

@@adunnou2075 or what