He probably thought diamond and silk were the same person

Matt confirming his identity as a grumpy old curmudgeon with the use of the word "poppycock"

I liked that he thinks that there are brisk, 15 minute funerals.

Oh yeah it's no biggie we just got local police forces publically announcing that they alone supercede state and federal law and can determine guilt through intuition alone like Judge Dredd. Healthy society stuff.

Give Matt a raise for the "George R-word Martin" zinger

I wanna know who the Khal Drogo is that's going to pour molten gold on Ron Desantis' head.

My emotional Ferrari needs a tune-up.

So sad Diamond couldn't stick around for episode 700.

"Mister Donald Trump I love you so much, thank you for being here to honor my sister's passing" "If I'm being honest with you, Sheets, it should be you in that box"

I got the Pfizer vaccine and now I can't stop violently T-bagging the people I frag in Halo

Diamond and Silk sound like a female tag team wrestling team.

George "R-Word" Martin

Crowder rejected MLB money to work about the same amount of 2 hour days in a year as there are games in 6 months.

Puffco & Chapo is an undefeated morning combo 💨

happy 700 eps boys, now get back to work!!!!

George R Word Martin is Matt all timer

George R-word Martin, all timer by Matt

Apparently diamonds are not forever

after the amount of names chapo refers to that I've never heard of, it's nice seeing Mat in particular not having a damn clue who they're talking about.

I can't believe they don't know Brett "fem-shabibo" Cooper.

700 episodes. like sand through the hourglass

RIP syd barrett RIP richard wright

Robert Trump Baratheon smashing Rhaegar “Grayden Carter” Targaryen’s bad food restaurants on the Ruby Ford

Abolish Sheriff Departments.

The act is called Diamond AND SILK and he says to her face that he's never even heard of her? We know that they have met - there is video evidence of this. And presumably it was Silk's people who invited Trump to the funeral? I know DT is a GOAT poster and his lack of any sort of social conditioning is often funny, but damn this is pathetic. Call me a lib but it really does feel bad that he was president.

Trump is truly one of the great Yakubian leaders of all time. 🐐

Love a good Audie Murphy name drop. Such a deep cut.

I need that Emotional Ferrari™ to recover from The Devil ending in Cyberpunk 2077.

The OJ Da Juiceman reference 💀💀

“huh???” = jail.

That intro beat goes so HARD 🔥 👌 🕺

great slop as always for us hogs, thanks boys

@1:01:10 - that wikis shit is precisely the sort of thing Felix is capable of that blows my mind

I lost it when Felix said, any of these analogies have the structural integrity of a regular lawn chair under Jason Whitlock 🤣😂😆 and also when Matt called Jason Whitlock George R-Word Martin, Jason is most definitely intellectually disabled.

So he thinks most of the GoT characters are mostly good. makes sense

Very good episode, especially talking about gambo. Folks, we love chapo talking about gambo, don't we? "R-word Martin" made me fucking lose it

Canadian Jordan Peterson cares about the “Realm” 😂

Folks Rheagar Targyrian has treated me very unfairly everyone says how strong I was then gods I was strong after the Trident I just wanted to kiss my handsome generals

Remember fellas, don't chapoff, chapon.

Pulling out the Audie Murphy referance in a joke is an automatic G.O.A.T list nomination. Well done sir.

A minor point, I know, but neither Britney Grenier nor Brienne of Tarth are non-binary.

I think the hit it on the nail. Trump gives permission and approval, for people. To be nasty,violent, greedy, to their heart’s desires.

"keys to the emotional ferrari" is the hardest ive laughed at chapo in a long while

The point about that lawyer being Mormon is 100 percent true. My family is incredibly Mormon, although my close family don't practice at all, and it's basically three families that all married into the other at the same level, like my Dad's sister is married to my Mom's Sister's Husband's Brother, its hilarious, and my most Mormon aunt has one son who is a Geologist and entirely studies fossils and rocks in Utah, and the other is a translator who translates religious documents into Russian and slavic languages. To this day, about once a year missionaries will come to my parent's house on bike and ask my dad the specific street in salt lake he grew up on, and they all know it and have friends living there. Mormonism is so fucking funny.

While I generally don't hold Chapo's antipathy toward law enforcement, the prevalence of "cop" culture is so odd. They should indeed have a state or reservation all to themselves.

Our big sweaty Yakubian King folks 👑

Three artists in concert Lawn chair Moon and Stars R-Word Martin

Never forgive GOT

44:30 Brett Cooper is a female clone of Ben Shapiro that has a channel of fake livestream clips in her bedroom that looks like a Linus Tech Tips set. It's pretty much the conservative answer to Hasanabi.

Jason Whitlock is a man permanently on one..

Omg I'm remembering Phil Hartmans SNL character Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer 😆 🤣

This was a very good episode

People bringing back shaky legs, trump being an asshole just by being himself. It’s like a rewind ⏪

All the Conservatives are Renly and Loris because they’re gay with each other

Rip Big Scarr

700 episodes, Jesus christ

slik was my wife r.i.p

Silk was flava flave

El Ron DeFatass 😆

Tywin Lannister is clearly Poppy. Musk is new money

Oj da juice man reference? Ok!!!

Tucker Carlson is Karl fkn Tanner!!

rip bozo

Damn conservatives just really don't read books and have ni media literacy. That GOT rundown was tragic. My guy knows nothing.

I think at least a small part of all of us is gonna really miss ding dong donny once he's gone tbfh

They should talk about HotD!

More ways to incarnate people.

KKKops in ameikkka .

Maniac Wizard Cop

lol airborne toxic event, used it too early

Yes, Will just said that 'there's good stuff from the Diamond funeral.'

I proudly have no idea what these dude are talking about with the crowder/game of thrones thing I got bored 9 minutes into G.O.T. Also Candace Owen looks like a funko pop

..........Diamond.

You need to clear away, all the gypsum from your brain… and face the truth, face the pain… drive home.

That Song of Ice & Fire bit was appallingly bad. Also telling that there's zero mention of who's Dolorous Edd, the best character. Or maybe that's correct... I can't think of many real people who are funny and sexy enough to be our world's Dolorous Edd.

George Foreman reference>>>>Tom Brady

It's a cult of the grift.

I just wanted to say I'm a sovereign citizen. Common law, GATTICA! 😭🤣😂

THIS ISN'T STOPPING TRUMP! DO BETTER CHAPO!!!

Calling Brandon, Pycell is maybe giving him too much credit… Pycell’s incompetence and absentmindedness was a complex rouse… he did fuck Roz (ie: Kamala) and got it for free cause she believed his rouse, so maybe it’s actually a perfect comparison 😂

Shine on you crazy dipship

More like Guano Crap House 😉

Why is it impossible to believe that a healthcare product that wasnt adequately tested could cause harm/death? Because you know, that has NEVER happened before.. So its impossible.

Can Felix please relate information to a sport other than MMA? Please, just talk football or hockey. I'm begging you.

I like how they spend a whole hour laughing at someone (vaxxed btw) who died and then call trumpets pigs for thinking Trump's mean comment was funny. Even though they and everyone else thought it was funny

Collapsing athletes - you have heard of them, yeah? N there is actually documented proof of self-spreading vaccines. Also, there's a white paper suggesting the ethical thing to do w 'implementing improvements' on humans is to do so without their knowledge or consent. So...maybe you guys should do better research before trying to pick something apart...?

I'm gay first!

I agree with Trump. There is nothing worse than a long social event. Going to a restaurant and having to talk to people for 4 hours is absolute agony.

I've never seen GoT so all that shit by the babylon bee guy is so much more cringe to me